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Three of the five below are the correct answers, you are invited to choose one. Just remember that the odds are in your flavor, but which is the favorite oddity?

Voting closes: November 23, 2020, 09:01:44 PM

Author pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"  (Read 7652 times)

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pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #840 on: October 05, 2020, 09:32:53 PM »
"Wanna go for a ride?"

Only if we let this guy drive:


pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #841 on: October 05, 2020, 10:20:13 PM »
Put it in your mouth.

Can't see it, must be too small or missing?  Have a doctor check that, maybe they could fix that shit for you.

-p

pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #842 on: October 06, 2020, 06:09:50 PM »
Can't see it, must be too small or missing?  Have a doctor check that, maybe they could fix that shit for you.

-p
You mean the Dickdr?  I don't think I could bear having his clammy hands on my shit.

pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #843 on: October 06, 2020, 06:37:57 PM »
You mean the Dickdr?  I don't think I could bear having his clammy hands on my shit.

Iíd need an electron microscope to find it anyway.

pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #844 on: October 07, 2020, 08:41:24 PM »
Iíd need an electron microscope to find it anyway.

What?  No electron microscope?  Where do you practice?  tiajuana?

pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #845 on: October 07, 2020, 10:15:13 PM »
This Oligarch Kabuki entity is saying it will be a shutout for The Donald.  You guys better make your move.

https://twitter.com/HouseCracka/status/1313604976363606018

pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #846 on: October 07, 2020, 10:22:24 PM »
What?  No electron microscope?  Where do you practice?  tiajuana?

No, Iím just letting you know the advanced equipment Iíd need to even find you phallus to begin with. While thereís little hope of increasing itís size I think you can be helped to deal with it better. :)

pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #847 on: October 07, 2020, 10:54:08 PM »
No, Iím just letting you know the advanced equipment Iíd need to even find you phallus to begin with. While thereís little hope of increasing itís size I think you can be helped to deal with it better. :)

Well, maybe you could start with a little massage.

pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #848 on: October 07, 2020, 10:57:32 PM »
Well, maybe you could start with a little massage.

Well, even if I were so inclined (which Iím not) there still the matter of finding it, not to mention that Iíd likely crush it with my average sized hands.

pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #849 on: October 07, 2020, 11:00:16 PM »
Well, even if I were so inclined (which Iím not) there still the matter of finding it, not to mention that Iíd likely crush it with my average sized woman's hands.

Don't be a tease.

pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #850 on: October 07, 2020, 11:14:04 PM »

pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #851 on: October 08, 2020, 12:35:21 AM »
Well, maybe you could start with a little massage.

No, Iím just letting you know the advanced equipment Iíd need to even find you phallus to begin with. While thereís little hope of increasing itís size I think you can be helped to deal with it better. :)

Very well you two.  I will allow K_Dubb to adjudicate your "fancy" between yourselves.

https://youtu.be/A6Bn9i_J59s

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"



pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #852 on: October 08, 2020, 01:53:01 AM »
Very well you two.  I will allow K_Dubb to adjudicate your "fancy" between yourselves.


The obvious solution here is for all parties to send nudes and I will judge between them -- I am fair and absolutely trustworthy.  But not if you have FUPAs I don't want to see that shit.



What could possibly go wrong?

pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #853 on: October 08, 2020, 05:03:55 AM »
Very well you two.  I will allow K_Dubb to adjudicate your "fancy" between yourselves.

https://youtu.be/A6Bn9i_J59s

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tatoOZ2-uw

Jack/* 2020 - "I made all this happen."
« Reply #854 on: October 08, 2020, 08:52:32 AM »
ę Today at 03:03:55 Ľ

Are you not entertained? Stay tuned.


Jack/* 2020
"The asterisk denotes orbital flexibility"


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it is time to examine some bizarre events happening in the solar system.  To get an understanding of how world-changing events may be imminent, try a web search using the search term ďobservatory shut down.Ē

You will quickly realize that observatories all over the world are being forcibly shut down. Allegedly this is due to ďCovid-19,Ē or ďtechnical glitchesĒ, etc. but in reality, it is to prevent people from realizing things like the planets are moving in ways that cannot be explained by Newtonian mechanics

For example, maybe I was hallucinating (I am not taking any drugs) but the full moon on October 2nd, looked bright yellow and had a happy face on it.  Now we have a blue moon, a hunterís moon, and a micro-moon appearing simultaneously on Halloween.

This to have suddenly been announced although I am sure reasonable explanations will be made for it.  While blue moons are not actually supposed to be blue, take a look with your own eyes on October 31st.  If it is actually blue, you will know these are indeed extraordinary times we are living through.

Also, the planets Mars and Venus seem to be shining brightly and close together every night.  News reports explain the brightness of Mars, for example, by saying things like ďMars opposition happens about every two years, but this year is particularly noteworthy because itís the closest the red planet can get to Earth.Ē https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/mars-shine-bright-next-ten-days-1.5749742

Of course, this could all be a coincidence, but then why shut down all the observatories?  NSA sources also say the planets are moving in un-explicable ways.  However, do not take our word for it, just go look at the sky with your own eyes.

pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #855 on: October 17, 2020, 11:24:15 AM »
I will probably defer to K_Dubb and ShayP on the specific fashion advice in regards to the details of the apparel for the official Make America Pate Again back-up dancers.  If male dancers are employed to satiate K_Dubb's unique tastes they, of course, may omit the tightly knotted American flag* tops.

Seersucker.  Enough said.  NOBODY is dancing in Seersucker.....yet.

pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "This is exciting, isn't it?"
« Reply #856 on: October 17, 2020, 10:03:34 PM »
Seersucker.  Enough said.  NOBODY is dancing in Seersucker.....yet.

My last public defender rolled in with a full seersucker suit and a wicked left-hand limp. He was more rumpled than Rumpelstiltskin. I, of course, got off. Surely that counts as some dancing somewhere. Also, I have a seersucker bathrobe. So there.

Miss you, ShayP! STRONGER TOGETHER, RAWR. OR ELSE.


Jack/* 2020
"The asterisk denotes orbital flexibility"


5:5.


pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #857 on: October 18, 2020, 01:20:59 AM »
Two hundred sixty, Terrible Tuesday
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Two hundred seventy-one, Saturday (FSS Three Day Weekend, FFS)
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"JEWELED ALIEN"

Seersucker.  Enough said.  NOBODY is dancing in Seersucker.....yet.

I am unfamiliar with the "Seersucker" pattern, let me google that shit right quick...



For some reason, it reminded me of "Houndstooth"



I don't know, but as long as the colors are sunshiny yellow and some sort of cream, I think we can adopt it for the campaign.  I think I had a Houndstooth coofiyah pattern I called "Creamed Corn Teen" before the campaign started.  I think there are several thousand yards/bolts in some third-world shithole waiting on the orders for bandanas and scarves to roll in for the 2020 Summer Holiday Season...  Looking at "Seesucker" next to "Houndstooth" it seems like just a simple re-weave and it will all be good.

 

* CornTeen.jpg (59.77 kB)


Should probably have them replace the "CornTeen" script with "We are going to fix this shit," or fuck it;  seems to be a bit late in the campaign to shit out some last minute memorabilia?  I say do it anyway, for the people.  They need that shit fixed!

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit" / Holy Nails
« Reply #858 on: October 23, 2020, 08:04:36 PM »
Prophet pate and Cherubim K_Dubb.


The Nails! The Nails! The Most Holy Nails!

We must obtain the Holy Nails and return them to New Jerusalem on the Ohio.  The bone in them! They have been in our Lord and Savior. Soon they shall be inside The Prophet!  Oh - Glory be!!!!!

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NAILS controversially linked to the crucifixion of Jesus Christ have fragments of ancient bone and wood embedded in them, a bombshell new study has revealed.


https://www.the-sun.com/news/1672868/nails-crucify-jesus-fragments-bone/ 

pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #859 on: Today at 02:51:48 AM »
Seersucker.  Enough said.  NOBODY is dancing in Seersucker.....yet.

About time you wandered back. Going to stay for the election and the post-election "Pate party?"

pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #860 on: Today at 03:25:35 AM »
#WhereísThePate?
#BasementsCanBeFun
#IshWindingDownFolks
#...hic!





pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #861 on: Today at 03:37:57 PM »
#WhereísThePate?
#BasementsCanBeFun
#IshWindingDownFolks
#...hic!



It's true. He started out so strong. Now nothing since the 18th? Did he "pull a Biden" and call a lid until the election?

pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #862 on: Today at 04:42:39 PM »
Perhaps President Pate is preparing for a big junk reveal since that seems popular at this time.

pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #863 on: Today at 04:50:19 PM »
Perhaps President Pate is preparing for a big junk reveal since that seems popular at this time.

Yeah but he canít be the one to drop his own junk. That would just be cray cray. Someone else has to drop his junk and then heíll be in the position to shrug his shoulders and quietly humblebrag about it. ;)

pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #864 on: Today at 05:02:02 PM »
Yeah but he canít be the one to drop his own junk.

Can't--or won't? Asking for a friend whose opinion really matters here, because she can actually speak English. Thanks in advance. No homo.

pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #865 on: Today at 05:03:18 PM »
They need that shit fixed!

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"


Semper fi

pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"
« Reply #866 on: Today at 05:10:32 PM »
Can't--or won't? Asking for a friend whose opinion really matters here, because she can actually speak English. Thanks in advance. No homo.

Gay.