Started by pate, July 18, 2020, 04:06:34 PM
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Quote from: pate on September 25, 2020, 11:15:31 AMDidn't somebody already try that back in the day and it resulted in a Whiskey Rebellion? I think it had to do that the area that all went down in was a barter economy, and Whiskey was the primary universally accepted specie of exchange. When Uncle Sam decided he wanted his cut, he refused to accept tax payments in Whiskey and demanded US Currency.I do not believe Booze should be taxed as a luxury, as often it is indicated as a treatment: especially in cases where one has spent a significant amount of time and money trying to fix ones own Federal, State and Local tax shit. Since most uses of Booze are medicinal in nature, and we want our people to be healthy perhaps Booze should be exempt, or taxed at a lower rate?I think it would be a good idea to levy any Booze taxes at the Manufacturer level, say anyone who produces more than 10,000GAL(US) per annum must send to the White House an amount of the year's production run for the Strategic Beer Reserve (to include all forms of Booze: eau-de-vie, wines, beers, Root Beers &c). To start, I think One Quarter of One Percent or a 0.25% of the yearly production would probably suffice.Budwieser, Miller and other "Yard Beers" can probably be stockpiled as a Welfare type distribution to the "little people" to keep them voting to Make America Pate Again.I am just spit-balling here, and if the Booze is imported, for instance Remy Martin, VSOP, perhaps a minimum tax on the import in an amount to be no less than 10 Cases per year should be delivered to the White House, this of course will be in the interest of international bonhomie and I would use those as President to assist in the entertaining of Foreign Dignitaries.Probably should have a Tobacco Tax of a similar nature, we want to have a Strategic Cigar/Pipe Tobacco Reserve too.https://youtu.be/9gtqcWA8ugUAnd here I was thinking I would not fix much shit on this auspicious beginning of yet another Three Day Weekend!A Good Friday indeed!pate/K_Dubb 2020"We are going to fix this shit"
Quote from: AZZERAE on September 25, 2020, 11:10:33 AMNot to be too picky or anything, but can we switch out the "man" for a "woman"? I'm open minded but totally strait-laced in certain ways.
Quote from: K_Dubb on September 25, 2020, 11:33:18 AMNo, honey; I am afraid that is quite impossible due to feminine psychology. Women must feel desired to be satisfied, a position that paying for sex negates very neatly. Men, on the other hand, are gratified by possession, even temporary and contractual, so we may be thankful that, so long as we are young and thin and beautiful, there is always some loathsome clod (think Shreddie) who will fork it over to put his hands on our hot little bodies, so we need never starve.Though I must say that there is nothing like spending a few chilly starving nights on a park bench to bring out the hollows in our cheeks, and a day we do not eat is a day we have at least accomplished something, so there is no need to rush straight into a rude caress too quickly if you are not inclined. Just keep the option in your back pocket for when your hair starts falling out.
Quote from: K_Dubb on September 25, 2020, 11:33:18 AMWomen must feel desired to be satisfied, a position that paying for sex negates very neatly. Men, on the other hand, are gratified by possession, even temporary and contractual...
Quote from: K_Dubb on September 25, 2020, 11:33:18 AMThough I must say that there is nothing like spending a few chilly starving nights on a park bench to bring out the hollows in our cheeks, and a day we do not eat is a day we have at least accomplished something...
Quote from: pate on September 25, 2020, 11:40:23 AMIf Ladies (and for that matter Laddies) of the Night are to have semi- or fully-legal status, perhaps a Taxation should be levied there as well. Since I will have my beautiful First Lady to tend to, I can arrange for any services due from that service industry to be distributed as plums to any deserving, lecherous or otherwise person of unseemly character that might desire such things.That is a purely Notional idea, of course, as My Administration will be proper and correct in all things: I do recognize that there are certain realities that must be addressed in the sordid underbelly of the world. If we proceed with that, it will best be administrated via the Shadow Government.I must ponder...pate/K_Dubb"We are going to fix this shit"
Quote from: AZZERAE on September 25, 2020, 11:59:21 AMDo you play both sides of the street? For real, you may be surprised at what women are like these days. I'm not saying gender and the inherent roles that come with them are interchangeable, just, there are women who are very much like the men whose pictures you cartoonishly paint with such broad strokes.
Quote from: K_Dubb on September 25, 2020, 12:15:54 PMHaha are you saying the shadow government is to be administered by a Pimp-In-Chief? I do like the sordid air and general aesthetic potential of this.
Quote from: ItsOver on September 25, 2020, 12:31:55 PMHa! The all important Pimp in Chief post. Critical to our future.
Quote from: pate on September 27, 2020, 12:08:12 AMa MANDATORY retirement age
Quote from: pate on September 27, 2020, 12:08:12 AMI will have both Biden and Trump assigned to separate Norse-ing homes, but ones not so far apart from one another that raids from one upon the other are not feasible, the antics of these two old dotards will, of course, be live streamed for the People.
Quote from: pate on September 29, 2020, 09:10:09 PMTwo hundred fifty-three, Terrible TuesdayCode Select Expand"JEWELED ALIEN"I am pleased to announce that tonight I handily won the Shadow Presidential Debate.https://youtu.be/3GwjfUFyY6MI thank you in advance! It is an honor to serve.pate/K_Dubb 2020"We are going to fix this shit"
"EYE DEW" : "JEWELED ALIEN" : "SPITZ FIREDUST" : "TRIUMVIRATE ARCH" : "SOYLENT PURPLE HAMBURGLAR"
Quote from: Big Chicken on September 30, 2020, 05:20:43 PMThe Nemocrancer Houge states that this will be the last election in the United States. For once he is right...The theocracy of the Prophet pate shall rise and the prodigy of The Prophet shall inherit this land. Glory be!
Quote from: malachi.martini on October 02, 2020, 03:39:13 PM
"EYE DEW" : "OVER ARCHON"
Quote from: paladin1991 on October 05, 2020, 04:16:45 PMHave we fixed anything yet?
Quote from: pate on October 05, 2020, 06:58:31 PMPut the coffee mug and donut down
Quote from: Jackstar on October 05, 2020, 07:03:27 PMHow will he be able to waddle it out to his cruiser prowler without them?
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 05, 2020, 08:20:33 PM...
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 05, 2020, 08:20:33 PMPaladin has a Prowler? Sheeeeit. Respect.
Quote from: pate on October 05, 2020, 08:26:44 PMLooks like a "tiny dick" compensation car, hah!-p