Azzerae's World

[K_Dubb]

I've been walking with my back to the wall for the last 18 months anyway, as a precaution against surprise buggerings.

I can't say I'm surprised at your refusal to call out injustice. It's this tough, principled stand that was such a notable aspect of Norway's fight against Nazism. Oh no, that's right, they crumpled up like brown cheese well past its sell-by date.

That is not true; resistance was much tougher than expected, as the crew of the Blücher learned to their dismay.

I don't see it as a particularly grave injustice.  Most people here know where I live and what I look like, and some day I expect to see a slovenly knot of bellgabbers shuffling around across the street hoping for some fresh skoleboller and freshly roasted coffee.  I will turn them away with the keenest pleasure, because they are all too fat.

[Stellar]

Azzerae's real other half "girlfriend" is:

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Azazyle is Very Ugly indeed!




http://youtu.be/LY0PwWHgLJo

[Walks_At_Night]

Blücher?   Quisling?  Buggerings?   What the hell kind of murky stuff are you boys up to? 

[SredniVashtar]

Blücher?   Quisling?  Buggerings?   What the hell kind of murky stuff are you boys up to?

'Blucher, Quisling, Buggerings' is the title of K_Dubb's forthcoming autobiography. The front cover is of him draped over a chair back like Christine Keeler. It's the first book to be officially classified HIV positive and half the pages are stuck together.

[K_Dubb]

Blücher?   Quisling?  Buggerings?   What the hell kind of murky stuff are you boys up to?

Oh that is just Shreddie revisiting the glory days of his childhood which, to judge from his memories, seems to have been spent dodging dirigibles at night in the Wapping stews.

[SredniVashtar]

Oh that is just Shreddie revisiting the glory days of his childhood which, to judge from his memories, seems to have been spent dodging dirigibles at night in the Wapping stews.

I'm used to dealing with slow-moving bags of hot air. That's why your impotent impudence leaves my withers unwrung.

[K_Dubb]

'Blucher, Quisling, Buggerings' is the title of K_Dubb's forthcoming autobiography. The front cover is of him draped over a chair back like Christine Keeler. It's the first book to be officially classified HIV positive and half the pages are stuck together.

I have put aside an author copy just for you which I have inscribed with a special dedication.  When you use the thoughtfully perforated pages in lieu of scare toilet paper, remember I wrote it with love, and with just that purpose in mind.

[SredniVashtar]

We're already getting promising reviews for BQB:

Gerbil Fancier's Gazette: 'This dude makes the Marquis de Sade look like Mr Rogers.'

Judge Jeanine: 'This pole-smoking dirtbag made me puke and crap my pants all at the same time.'

Walmart: 'Although we don't condone the behaviour of this obnoxious fag, sales of Crisco have risen by 500%.'

[Walks_At_Night]

'Blucher, Quisling, Buggerings' is the title of K_Dubb's forthcoming autobiography. The front cover is of him draped over a chair back like Christine Keeler. It's the first book to be officially classified HIV positive and half the pages are stuck together.

That is a shame about the stuck together thing.  Oh. Of course the disease bit is not a big draw either.  Too bad, as I would have liked to read it.  The one and only Dubb cast was fair to middlin' and I hold high hopes for a book from K_Dubb. 

Since I won't be reading it due to the bodily fluid, Stuckey's aspects perhaps I could write a foreward for one of the sections?   Hhhhhmmmmm...but which one?

Quisling?  That whole campaign is kind of murky to me.  The King fleeing in a taxi or whatever, Churchill launching one of those side show expeditions that he loved so much - I think he even took some Frenchies along for the ride. Royal Navy can't really stop the Hun and the Reich gobbles the whole joint up.  Vidkun hops on board the Hitler train, a few dudes form an SS division and there is some heavy water in there somewhere.   That's all I really know.

Buggering?  Not really my bag either.  Pitching?  Catching? Just freaks me out all the way around.  My only experience really is the annual physical.  At the end my Jewish Doctor from NY puts on a glove and does what needs to be done.   "Bear down.....  That was a good exam.  No problems.  Tissue there.  Clean yourself up".   In the cause of anal health it happens every year.  Except this last time around.  The Jewish guy wasn't there and I got some Spicoli like scab Doc. He said he was done with every thing and was about to leg it. So I asked about being pokerized.   "Nah.  No need - there's a blood test for that.  Costs like 3 bucks".    What?  Why?  What in the hell is that other guy Striebering me for then?   Have I been repeatedly and systematically been buggered?   The mental anguish aspects of that deserve a stand alone Senda-like live stream I think.  Certainly  a short chapter forward isn't enough.

So that leaves Blücher.  Solid Field Marshall. Pretty good dude - the Iron Duke kind of stole his thunder I believe.  The loss of the capital ship was insanity but just another aspect of the surface Kriegsmarine under performing.   I think I can handle that - if you are game K_Dubb. 

[VC]

I think it would be particularly epic if Metron called in.

Good luck with the show Groyp and Metron. I think it will be an interesting couple of hours

Obviously, the spell is cast, and the cast has arrived "here".

Maybe you can call-in or do another show with Azzerae considering Metron is always a No Show Pussy as a caller or co-host. You made a great pairing, so thanks to both of you for doing it and to Azzerae for the artwork.

AzzStab revealed his Coffee-table Artwork is destined for his self-published autobiography. 

[SredniVashtar]

That is a shame about the stuck together thing.  Oh. Of course the disease bit is not a big draw either.  Too bad, as I would have liked to read it.  The one and only Dubb cast was fair to middlin' and I hold high hopes for a book from K_Dubb. 

Since I won't be reading it due to the bodily fluid, Stuckey's aspects perhaps I could write a foreward for one of the sections?   Hhhhhmmmmm...but which one?

Quisling?  That whole campaign is kind of murky to me.  The King fleeing in a taxi or whatever, Churchill launching one of those side show expeditions that he loved so much - I think he even took some Frenchies along for the ride. Royal Navy can't really stop the Hun and the Reich gobbles the whole joint up.  Vidkun hops on board the Hitler train, a few dudes form an SS division and there is some heavy water in there somewhere.   That's all I really know.

Buggering?  Not really my bag either.  Pitching?  Catching? Just freaks me out all the way around.  My only experience really is the annual physical.  At the end my Jewish Doctor from NY puts on a glove and does what needs to be done.   "Bear down.....  That was a good exam.  No problems.  Tissue there.  Clean yourself up".   In the cause of anal health it happens every year.  Except this last time around.  The Jewish guy wasn't there and I got some Spicoli like scab Doc. He said he was done with every thing and was about to leg it. So I asked about being pokerized.   "Nah.  No need - there's a blood test for that.  Costs like 3 bucks".    What?  Why?  What in the hell is that other guy Striebering me for then?   Have I been repeatedly and systematically been buggered?   The mental anguish aspects of that deserve a stand alone Senda-like live stream I think.  Certainly  a short chapter forward isn't enough.

So that leaves Blücher.  Solid Field Marshall. Pretty good dude - the Iron Duke kind of stole his thunder I believe.  The loss of the capital ship was insanity but just another aspect of the surface Kriegsmarine under performing.   I think I can handle that - if you are game K_Dubb.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that the Mrs is out cavorting with the lawnmower dude at her spin class, and Walks wrote this after a brewski or five.

[K_Dubb]

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that the Mrs is out cavorting with the lawnmower dude at her spin class, and Walks wrote this after a brewski or five.

Definitely.  In the back alley/pickleball court.   Speaking of alleys, I would say the naval engagement is right up his alley, and that while Reminiscences of Prostate Exams Past is arguably also right up his alley (so to speak), he might want to reserve that material for when Mrs. Walks is being particularly ill-tempered.

[whoozit]

Definitely.  In the back alley/pickleball court.   Speaking of alleys, I would say the naval engagement is right up his alley, and that while Reminiscences of Prostate Exams Past is arguably also right up his alley (so to speak), he might want to reserve that material for when Mrs. Walks is being particularly ill-tempered.

I found A Proctologist Called Sausage Fingers a better read than Reminiscences of Prostate Exams Past.

[DynamoHum]

Obviously, the spell is cast, and the cast has arrived "here".

Maybe you can call-in or do another show with Azzerae considering Metron is always a No Show Pussy as a caller or co-host. You made a great pairing, so thanks to both of you for doing it and to Azzerae for the artwork.

AzzStab revealed his Coffee-table Artwork is destined for his self-published autobiography. 

I am always reminded of the phrase involving Piss and Wind when I try and work out why Metron is unable to call in. He has a good line in shouty abusive text, but seems to be unable to complement it with a good live conversation. I’m not being mean I just think if he can’t back it up he shouldn’t be showing up at the preparty waving his wang quite so much.

I really enjoyed speaking with Azz, he’s an intelligent chap and he’s currently within my friend sphere. I know he has been a bit of a cunt, but we all are at times. There are a few individuals I would not have a pint with (none of BGs inmates, I hasten to add - i would have a pint of BabyCham with any of you fuckers) but I don’t really waste my time disliking and actively hating people, but I do waver with Metron between indifference and dislike which is a shame as I had enjoyed earlier exchanges I had had with him, but then he entered batshit cray cray territory in many many ways.

Maybe dislike is too strong, curiosity is closer. Like looking at a rotten apple to see if the maggots are there. I’d love to hear Metron speak to someone to see if I could hear the spittle fly from his mouth during his rants the way I imagine it.

Oh well, I doubt it will happen. No cojones on it. 

[SredniVashtar]

I am always reminded of the phrase involving Piss and Wind when I try and work out why Metron is unable to call in. He has a good line in shouty abusive text, but seems to be unable to complement it with a good live conversation. I’m not being mean I just think if he can’t back it up he shouldn’t be showing up at the preparty waving his wang quite so much.

I really enjoyed speaking with Azz, he’s an intelligent chap and he’s currently within my friend sphere. I know he has been a bit of a cunt, but we all are at times. There are a few individuals I would not have a pint with (none of BGs inmates, I hasten to add - i would have a pint of BabyCham with any of you fuckers) but I don’t really waste my time disliking and actively hating people, but I do waver with Metron between indifference and dislike which is a shame as I had enjoyed earlier exchanges I had had with him, but then he entered batshit cray cray territory in many many ways.

Maybe dislike is too strong, curiosity is closer. Like looking at a rotten apple to see if the maggots are there. I’d love to hear Metron speak to someone to see if I could hear the spittle fly from his mouth during his rants the way I imagine it.

Oh well, I doubt it will happen. No cojones on it.

I wish I could say the same. I still remember the time I offered to co-host on some rotten show of yours and you turned me down like a bedspread. The wound still tingles on frosty mornings and I have devoted myself to your destruction. Unfortunately it's a bit tricky going that far up North at the moment, and I have never liked injections, so your sorting-out will have to be postponed for the time being.

[DynamoHum]

I wish I could say the same. I still remember the time I offered to co-host on some rotten show of yours and you turned me down like a bedspread. The wound still tingles on frosty mornings and I have devoted myself to your destruction. Unfortunately it's a bit tricky going that far up North at the moment, and I have never liked injections, so your sorting-out will have to be postponed for the time being.

I look forward to your calling in to the GroypAzz show! If you manage to call in and not use the words “Fuck”, “Ladygarden” or “rummage” then I will happily extend an invitation for you and I to cohost something, maybe a GabCast if his holiness Lee will allow it.

Extra kudos will also be extended if Metron calls in and you make him cry.

It’s very pleasant up here at the intersection of the Wessex Downs and the Chilterns, clearly my almost arctic position is scary for you, but never fear Uncle Boris says we can practically intermingle from Monday and you could always do the journey as a quick eye test if you fancied it

[Walks_At_Night]

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that the Mrs is out cavorting with the lawnmower dude at her spin class, and Walks wrote this after a brewski or five.

I admit I was a little tipsy at the time.  Was it that obvious?   

[SredniVashtar]

I admit I was a little tipsy at the time.  Was it that obvious?   

You'd reached the maudlin loquacious stage. I bet you fell asleep in a puddle of drool shortly after writing that.

[Walks_At_Night]

Definitely.  In the back alley/pickleball court.   Speaking of alleys, I would say the naval engagement is right up his alley, and that while Reminiscences of Prostate Exams Past is arguably also right up his alley (so to speak), he might want to reserve that material for when Mrs. Walks is being particularly ill-tempered.

Interesting news from the alley.  You know, the one out back?  Now that the pickleball matches are not illegal with Phase I re-opening in place they are not being held anymore.  I guess with the forbidden fruit aspect gone the realization of the goofiness of it set in.  Good old catch is back on top - have to be careful though.  Couple of years back I broke some Mother F'ers thumb back there.   Even with graying hair I can still make someones mitt sing that sweetest of all sounds........


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_yal01dQic

[Walks_At_Night]

You'd reached the maudlin loquacious stage. I bet you fell asleep in a puddle of drool shortly after writing that.

Well.....   Yes I did.  While watching Juggernaught even.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifFqxHBuYm0

[VC]

My "other half" is a she, coz I'm not a gay. Just a transvestite.

That's not something you're born with, wanting to dress as the opposite sex, so when and why did/do you do this?

That's something your family and friends or long-term relationships would probably reject, including girlfriends, so I'm wondering how you deal with this to maintain such relationships?

You should do a podcast about what it's like for you being a transvestite. You probably have some facinating tales to tell about it.

[AZZERAE]

HERE IS MY REAL HEAD

FULL SHOW

[Richard Groyper]

im live with you now

[DynamoHum]

Marital Unit just asked if I was listening to Nazi FM LOL

[Walks_At_Night]

Marital Unit just asked if I was listening to Nazi FM LOL

From the planet Jupiter............

[Richard Groyper]

Marital Unit just asked if I was listening to Nazi FM LOL

Seig Heil

[DynamoHum]

Seig Heil

He’s pretending he isnt listening but he is

Enjoying it so far!

[Richard Groyper]

He’s pretending he isnt listening but he is

Enjoying it so far!

based and red pilled

[VC]

Enjoying it so far!

AzzStab definitely does waayyy better with a co-host or guest, but I'm limited to waiting for the recorded version. For anyone that listened live what did you think of the AzzStab/Groyper combo? Anything interesting worth mentioning?

Did AzzStab address anything about being a transvestite? That's a very new admission on s-he's part.

I'm sure AzzStab will be posting the recorded version soon...

[DynamoHum]

AzzStab definitely does waayyy better with a co-host or guest, but I'm limited to waiting for the recorded version. For anyone that listened live what did you think of the AzzStab/Groyper combo? Anything interesting worth mentioning?

Did AzzStab address anything about being a transvestite? That's a very new admission on s-he's part.

I'm sure AzzStab will be posting the recorded version soon...

It was a very interesting show, no real fireworks.

Metron showed up on an alt and attacked everyone. Scared to call in...