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Love an old movie but don't want to sit through it yet again? Might I recommend Oliver Harper's Retrospective Reviews...



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOwTCvn0UIg

(He does start talking eventually)

Quote from: 💩 on February 09, 2017, 08:53:08 AM
Strobe lights and sirens. I'm honoured. Does the Falkie thread have can-can dancers?

Just tin cans, tied to its tail.

Quote from: Echo on February 09, 2017, 05:59:23 AM
Joe Rogan most popular podcast to date.  Staring Alex Jones and Eddie Bravo ( #911).


https://youtu.be/UZPCp8SPfOM

Shit went cosmic fast.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0GtpEd8ZsI&t=0s

The good news is pretty obvious, the bad news is he's on Sirius. Then again, he probably has some idea of how to get on with people.

Quote from: GravitySucks on January 25, 2017, 12:37:55 PM
Really?  My first thought was to hope that opera singer from Perth was ok.

Thought that was MV without his best mic.

When I read the headlines of that incident taking place, my first thought was "hope jaz is ok" then the second thought was "yeah, cos there's only about 12 people in australia" but then...

Quote from: jaz on January 25, 2017, 08:36:55 AM
Thanks akwilly and brig (and BobGrau briefly).

heh.

Quote from: JesusJuice on January 21, 2017, 01:54:47 AM
Heather has been complaining that all of the callers are breathing too hard. She should be used to it considering her previous employment.

HUUUUUU



Yeah, still got it.

I miss this awesome forum but whenever I try to return I find it dauntingly impenetrable... does that make me a cuck?

Shit, this place is going to be ten years old next year.

"After ten it gets easier." Eddie Izzard

Merry Xmas, you magnificent bastards.

Not reading Bellgab for the last couple of months 

Note to morons: when I'm staring happily at a book in a moment of down-time, it means leave me the fuck alone.


#Betternotsayittoherface

Quote from: mv on September 22, 2016, 01:23:54 AM
Original rules for the road runner and coyote by Chuck Jones:

Rule 9 is top right corner material.

Quote from: Value Of Pi on September 17, 2016, 12:32:39 PM
Okay, but the first new member who asks "Who is this Art Bell, anyway?" risks being ostracized if he/she doesn't get with the program, literally...

Why?

Edit: That reads back as a little combative, it's not meant to be. What I mean is why do you think that could be a potential situation in the future when there's no reason why stuff like that couldn't happen now? (and mostly doesn't)

Further Edit: Now I remember why I went with the short post originally.

Quote from: norland2424 on September 11, 2016, 07:58:24 PM
All the next gen movies suck, and Picard breaks the prime directive in each one and acts like a damn action hero

This is just a fundamental flaw with all movies (except the odd breathtaking abomination like Tusk, see my post above), the budget-publish-distribute process cannot help but grind most of the interesting rough edges off of a story to the point where no-one enjoys the finished product. Hence we get action-hero variant Picard and the Hobbit's... well, just the Hobbit.

TV shows aren't much better, of course, but at least they seem to be trying these days.

Heh, nah the Kevin Smith movie. Holy shit, I really enjoyed a movie again! ...even if it did leave me scarred, scared and, indeed, somewhat scraped.


If you laughed uproariously watching Tetsuo the Iron Man on mushrooms, you'll still be appalled and frightened by Tusk.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ0JikMcRO4

Quote from: akwilly on September 09, 2016, 08:03:54 PM
If I leave anything outside the bears or especially the Ravens and Eagles will grab it...

I picture your property under siege by hungry feral sports teams.

Tusk.

...Tuuuusssssskkkk...

Quote from: ItsOver on September 07, 2016, 07:40:04 AM
Logical thinking, the ability to appreciate and enjoy quality, new movies, music, and TV shows, and expert appreciation of skilled, late-night radio talk show hosts.

You expect quality from movies?

Quote from: HAUnted TEXan on September 01, 2016, 07:08:41 AM
"LOWER THE BOOM"
Everybody on this site has been, or will be, subjected to the will of inconsiderate idiots who cruise through neighborhoods rattling the peace with booming car stereos. Has anyone been able to get any kind of action by police or community groups to stop this? When I complained, the officer told me to sit on my porch with a video camera and "catch-em in the act". When I asked what good that will do, he shrugged and said it would help me feel better....... I responded by asking how many tickets he has issued in our city for the loud music... his response: silence   Even more pissed, I told him that auto air conditioning is not a right and to do his job with open windows at least half the time he's on duty.... silence..... I requested that signs be put up stating that offenders vehicles can be impounded for investigation if they are sited. His response.....silence  Found this website if you want to stand up for your rights http://lowertheboom.org/index.htm


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEvMc-K8XHY

It always reminds me of the Thumpers they used in Dune to attract sandworms... except where I live it's all 21-year-old boy racers trying to attract 12-year-old girls.

Analogue video editing.

Also, a working knowledge of the parliamentary structure of the Soviet Union, which ended two years before we were taught about it  :

Listening to the recent jazcast. Chefist's call is a great example of the kind of cheerfully-threatening bullshit that makes me avoid alcohol and people who use it.

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on September 04, 2016, 06:47:00 PM
Yay! 

This is what we all read :

If I had a mic, I'd read:

Quote from: (Sandman) Logan-5 on September 04, 2016, 05:58:10 PM
Speaker box for 1974 Foster 3" full range drivers. 3/4" plywood.
Sounds great.
1/2" and 3/8" bass reflex ports on both angled rear panels.
(just drilled holes and smoothed w/ Dremel & a grinding stone.)

Shrank the grills to 2 3/4" diameter.

Edit: Center cutout is for a cheapo $10.00 eBay amp.

Having one of those rare "new favourite band" moments


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BWi7LAkSXc

Quote from: MichaelHorn on August 29, 2016, 09:12:08 AM
Have a nice day and get a life.

I knew before I clicked that this would be the Michael Horn/Billy Meier thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOvhORTRgi0

just ups

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKokkwqgatw

ups and downs

Quote from: TigerLily on August 31, 2016, 01:54:44 PM
I'm sorry I made light of your pain. Maybe they will fire up a special CERN run and give you a reboot.
May all your future memories be happy ones

Nah, I was exaggerating for comic effect. The punchline should have been "took me twenty years to learn to love acid again" (which is kind of true), but I got distracted.