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Actually, joking aside, this is like losing a limb. Backup yer bookmarks folks, cos it looks like chrome's backup file has a habit of not existing! Also what's worrying is that this must have happened while the computer was running normally, it didn't just suddenly change after a restart or anything. Emergency Spec Sheet?

Quote from: Ciardelo on March 21, 2017, 07:08:34 PM
Hopefully, that means the "investigation" is over.

an awful lot of it was porn, but the good kind.

Uh, Google Chrome appears to have summarily deleted all my bookmarks... It's not life or death or anything but still, holy shit google wtf?

Quote from: aldousburbank on March 14, 2017, 01:48:28 PM
So do three artichokes, nine whores, and thirty politicians. For a total of 45. Think about it.

I'm in.

FireFub says its too drunk to drive.

(sets alarm clock)

Shit, sorry Kaiser! 

Still hoping for a TrainWreck with the General as a guest, for reasons I can no longer recall.

Quote from: Stellar on March 01, 2017, 09:07:29 PM
Topics covered:

Voynich Manuscript-The cipher that uncovered some meaning
Nibiru
Trump
South China Sea
Aliens working for big PHarma
Telepathy induced by marijuana

The future technology of distant imaging a brain and reading your neurons at communication centers of the Frontal Lobe to read your thoughts!

I'm interviewing you right now dude, pick up!

Quote from: aldousburbank on February 28, 2017, 01:29:06 PM
In my more paranoid moments I begin to doubt MV's assertion that BellGrab is just a script running on a server.

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Screw hypnosis, if I see a guy with three eyes I already want to be his friend.

Quote from: pate on February 27, 2017, 12:45:24 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYhUrtD2OCg

Holy shit, a little bit of my teenage years just lurched up out of the grave!

PS it goes really well with the selfie stick gif too.

Quote from: Lt.Uhura on February 22, 2017, 06:07:46 AM
Wait. "motherfucker" is compelling dialogue? lol

If I simply acknowledge your superior intelligence upfront will you leave me in peace to enjoy being dumb? Asking for a friend.

Quote from: Lt.Uhura on February 21, 2017, 10:45:30 PM
I don't think violence and gore can be the basis for any decent film, without a compelling story and dialogue. Low-budget slasher films are just stupid, I'd never waste my time and money.

That's exactly why I like Pulp Fiction.

Also, Reservoir Dogs once brought me out of a bad mushroom trip, after ill-advisedly watching Killing Zoe. Long story.

A clockwork orange is another matter, that's a film I deliberately don't want to watch. Again, I saw a lot of the worst bits on television in the nineties (thanks, channel 4's "banned" season!) and I don't feel I need to see the rest. Man bites dog already scratched that itch for me, and without the pretentious Kubrik legend-building bullshit.

A small twinge of guilt because I really like Anthony Burgess books, but even he said it wasn't worth reading.

Quote from: ItsOver on February 21, 2017, 06:44:21 PM
Go directly to "Gladiator."   Braveheart has never been the same since Russell unleased Hell.

For my opinion on Gladiator, go directly to Braveheart, unfortunately. I'm often told it lives up to the hype.

Quote from: 21st Century Man on February 21, 2017, 06:18:57 PM
I have the following film on a Criterion Collection Blu-ray.  I am hesitant to watch it but I suspect i will get around to it one day.

Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom (1975)

Four fascist libertines round up nine adolescent boys and girls and subject them to one hundred and twenty days of physical, mental and sexual torture.

I've seen bits of that in an old "banned movies" doc in the nineties. Don't watch it. Go read something funny like the Naked Lunch.

Quote from: 21st Century Man on February 21, 2017, 06:13:30 PM
Why?

Ha I was going to explain but it looks a lot better all stark and alone in the post. It's not really a national thing, it's just for me Braveheart represents all those films that I never got round to seeing and eventually realised I don't give a fuck about anyway. As I've got older it's also become a bit of a thing so now I feel I really can't ever watch it.

PS I've a horrible feeling I've voiced a completely different opinion about this elsewhere on the forums, but I'm confident the basic facts are true.

Braveheart.

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on February 21, 2017, 10:53:37 AM
How about bonus points if they die in the order listed?

Bob Dole
Dick Dale
Charles Manson
Kirk Douglas
Tommy Lasorda
Regis Philbin
Richard Simmons
Little Richard
Petula Clark
Sean Connery

I'm trying to envisage a situation where they all go at the same time... a busy day in Hollywood.

Quote from: nathan on February 16, 2017, 09:51:29 AM


And anyone dissing Devo, fuck you, that's personal!

Now that's a corner quote.

Quote from: CozyRozie on February 14, 2017, 04:56:34 PM
SV claims that his male goat sorry his Muslim boyfriend makes him runny as well.
SV likes to run around the room playing hard to catch but the goat always wins by poking SV in his ass with his horn.
SV claims that sex after that rough play is much better and the goat is not making weird animal noises because is so tired from chasing SV.
Those Muslim goats boyfriends making male Brits very kinky.

SV said that in the past he had Muslim girlfriend female goat but the horns on male goat are making for better holding.
SV tore out one ear of his Muslim goat girlfriend when she was trying to escape as SV was holding too tight to her right ear.

Some people just can't be made fun of.

Quote from: 👉👌 on February 14, 2017, 04:05:28 PM
I'd just like to clarify that what Willy actually did was ignore my advice. The best advice is to show these women the poo boxes on the first date to avoid awkward silences later.

Yeeeah... you're Australian though.

Quote from: StarrMountain® 2010 on February 14, 2017, 04:23:32 PM
Thank you, Aldous, for the dam correction.

Finally, a bit of leveytey around here.

Quote from: zeebo on February 14, 2017, 03:03:54 PM
Oh well, I guess my number finally came up.  Well, I had a good run there.   

SV always makes me runny, one way or another.

Quote from: akwilly on February 14, 2017, 06:59:48 AM
she owns a very successful business but no I'm not after money. If she wants to put me in her will that would be cool but I just appreciate all her food and her hot tub and her sauna and her rarely used bar

I'm trying to backtrack these as euphemisms but the last one has me stumped.

Quote from: BobGrau on February 14, 2017, 02:26:00 PM
I should've added "...or is BellGab just a fat old lesbian now?"
Yes, the moment has passed, but I needed to explain why henceforth I shall refer to this forum as BigLeb.

Or possibly BagLabia.

Quote from: BobGrau on January 22, 2017, 01:59:28 PM
I miss this awesome forum but whenever I try to return I find it dauntingly impenetrable... does that make me a cuck?

I should've added "...or is BellGab just a fat old lesbian now?"
Yes, the moment has passed, but I needed to explain why henceforth I shall refer to this forum as BigLeb.

EvB hasn't been active for just over a year... er, did I miss something?

Dunno if it's joy exactly, but the fact that Eddie Coyle is still 6th most online ever just tickles me pink.

Best of luck, hippies!