Is it possible to correct a lazy eye?

[Inglorious Bitch]

You're worried that you'll pop a chicks eye out doing the nasty?  If that is a concern perhaps you should consider turning professional.
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AKWilly's Escort Service. Luca Parcelli could do the voiceover work for Willy's commercial.

[Inglorious Bitch]

eye contact during sex makes me nervous. When I get nervous I get diarrhea

That's a bad look during sex.

[Walks_At_Night]

AKWilly's Escort Service. Luca Parcelli could do the voiceover work for Willy's commercial.

It could definitely fly.   Downside is he would almost certainly have to relocate.

Beverly Hills?   Vegas?   Waikiki?  Miami Beach?   

Willy, If you go with Vegas you've gotta get some of those cards made up for yourself.
These chaps can help with distribution.   

[akwilly]

You're worried that you'll pop a chicks eye out doing the nasty?  If that is a concern perhaps you should consider turning professional.
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I only worry about how far the eye could travel if it popped out. It would be fine if it just came out a bit and hung from whatever eyeballs are attached to but if the sucker went flying it would be bad because obviously my dog will be in the room if not on the bed with us and I would hate for him to get to the loose eyball before I could snag it and put it on ice.

[akwilly]

That's a bad look during sex.

especially if positioning the camera on the side or the rear view. It's not so bad if it is a head on shot. Obviously a overhead angle is kinda gross too.

[Inglorious Bitch]

especially if positioning the camera on the side or the rear view.

Not if it's German porn.

[akwilly]

  Not if it's German porn.

I don't like subtitles and the language barrier gets in the way of the arc of the story.

[akwilly]

Can she go see a 3d movie with me?

[Lilith]

as this drawing shows she is a very attractive girl.   

That drawing would make someone an awesome avatar picture.

[akwilly]

That drawing would meake someone an awesome avatar picture.

hey that's going to be my future ex girlfriend!

[akwilly]

Where is she at on Kennedy?

we don't see eye to eye on the JFK stuff

[WOTR]

eye contact during sex makes me nervous. When I get nervous I get diarrhea

There may or may not be an app for that- but there damn sure is a box for it. 

[ksm32]

I am thinking about trying to get with this girl but her eye is sorta lazy. Can it be straightened in the future?

Give her a live screening of your latest burning poo. That outta straighten the cunt out real quick.


Godspeed.

[akwilly]

Give her a live screening of your latest burning poo. That outta straighten the cunt out real quick.


Godspeed.

It has literally been raining hard since last Thursday. I have many boxes that need burned. I am worried about contracting some weird illness because I ran out of room in my broken car to store the poo and have resorted to placing them inside my place.

[whoozit]

It has literally been raining hard since last Thursday. I have many boxes that need burned.

I hope it dries out soon. I'm sure your neighbors miss the smell of burning poo.

[Inglorious Bitch]

It has literally been raining hard since last Thursday. I have many boxes that need burned. I am worried about contracting some weird illness because I ran out of room in my broken car to store the poo and have resorted to placing them inside my place.

You should make a fence of poo boxes all around your place. Nothing will keep out nosy neighbors more than the smell of poo. 

[akwilly]

You should make a fence of poo boxes all around your place. Nothing will keep out nosy neighbors more than the smell of poo.

If I leave anything outside the bears or especially the Ravens and Eagles will grab it. I hate to think of a freakin raven flying off with a loaded box and dropping it on some poor folks trying to have a nice picnic or an outdoor wedding.

[BobGrau]

If I leave anything outside the bears or especially the Ravens and Eagles will grab it...

I picture your property under siege by hungry feral sports teams.

[akwilly]

I picture your property under siege by hungry feral sports teams.

lol ya mostly Browns

[CornyCrow]

I am thinking about trying to get with this girl but her eye is sorta lazy. Can it be straightened in the future?

My husband had a lazy eye as a child.  They operated on it.  This was about 50 years ago, so it's probably not a big deal.  His eyes are perfect now. 

[pate]

Clairifictation:  endemic or habitual?

Initialize Progressive:  Red Herring


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8XeDvKqI4E

DiaGnostic: Green/Blue?

Progressive:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny-ExQ_nk7Y

PhonicDevice:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INgqID50MyI

SecondOpinionReferral:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTwZZz0HV8I

Not Sure.

Caveat:  No coughing, laughing or sneezing.  Sleeves no longer than Elba-length.

That'll be $450(US), PM mv for billing/billion details...

[whoozit]

How is the brown trout (no eyes) fishing at your place Willy?

[ksm32]

It has literally been raining hard since last Thursday. I have many boxes that need burned. I am worried about contracting some weird illness because I ran out of room in my broken car to store the poo and have resorted to placing them inside my place.

Ya know, you've kind of brought the entire board to a big poo party. Honestly, I'm not happy about it. I'm a long time member and have gone completely rogue because of poo type threads.

Make no mistake sir AK AK, I am above, pooooooo.

[ksm32]

in my broken car to store the poo

Have those words ever been spoken? Ever?!?

[WOTR]

If I leave anything outside the bears or especially the Ravens and Eagles will grab it. I hate to think of a freakin raven flying off with a loaded box and dropping it on some poor folks trying to have a nice picnic or an outdoor wedding.

If a catfish can nail a woman from 50' up a tree and cause her face to swell, I shudder to think of the damage a 10 lb box of fresh poo might do if placed into one of the sturdier boxes where the corners do not turn to mush. 

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2016/09/11/catfish-falls-from-sky-newser/90224170/

The story did read "she heard a "rustling" in the trees above her, and was suddenly slammed in the face with what turned out to be a 5-pound catfish. "

Now imagine if it read "she heard a "rustling" in the trees above her, and was suddenly slammed in the face with what turned out to be a 5-pound exploding box of human poo."

[akwilly]

If a catfish can nail a woman from 50' up a tree and cause her face to swell, I shudder to think of the damage a 10 lb box of fresh poo might do if placed into one of the sturdier boxes where the corners do not turn to mush. 

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2016/09/11/catfish-falls-from-sky-newser/90224170/

The story did read "she heard a "rustling" in the trees above her, and was suddenly slammed in the face with what turned out to be a 5-pound catfish. "

Now imagine if it read "she heard a "rustling" in the trees above her, and was suddenly slammed in the face with what turned out to be a 5-pound exploding box of human poo."

I wake with night terrors of this happening and then having the police csi trace it back to me.

[akwilly]

Things have cooled in my pursuit of the lazy eye girl. I got to chat her up the other day out by the docks. We were having a nice conversation and she smiled most of the time. I kept my attention to what I believe was her normal eye and even tried my patented move (grabbing the back of her arm). Within seconds of my maneuver she caught sight of her friend using her lazy eye. she abruptly left me to talk to her friend. I don't believe a normal girl would have been able to spot her friend at the angle she was walking by us. I feel as though her eye cock blocked me

[Walks_At_Night]

Things have cooled in my pursuit of the lazy eye girl. I got to chat her up the other day out by the docks. We were having a nice conversation and she smiled most of the time. I kept my attention to what I believe was her normal eye and even tried my patented move (grabbing the back of her arm). Within seconds of my maneuver she caught sight of her friend using her lazy eye. she abruptly left me to talk to her friend. I don't believe a normal girl would have been able to spot her friend at the angle she was walking by us. I feel as though her eye cock blocked me

Don't give up baby!   Cruise down to the Pet Smart and pick up a Chameleon.  Use it as a training aid - observe it.  Study it.   Learn
it's ways.   Once you have mastered all of the angles, try again.

However, go down by the memorial - the spirit of the Sullivan Brothers will guide you in your obsession.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIs5StN8J-0

[akwilly]

Hahaha holy cow a chameleon! That is a freakin great idea!!!

[Jackstar]