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Quote from: albrecht on May 28, 2018, 06:40:45 PM
Why do you have a pin about shooting a bear?!?!
There are no more bears in my country.
Because you probably shot them all!!!
I am against shooting of the fox.
Well you should be I love animals.
Now in my country Kazakstan we like shoot dog. High-five!

Thought you were serious for a minute there...

The thing that scares me most about bears is that they must be covered in ticks.

Why the FUCK am I getting spam from iHateRadio?

Quote from: Juan on May 29, 2018, 06:05:50 AM
If we’re going in that direction - Lily and her stalker Hal 9000

Lily was Jasmine was Rosegirl was Lasha. Good times.

Man, even Hawaiin rain is entertaining.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rGlpY8P7fY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLOSmTnsEHQ&t=6s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2q2hAcxfKjs&t=125s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T83HaA4ZnVo

Quote from: albrecht on May 25, 2018, 06:17:36 PM

High five!

The Suckond Coming

Quote from: Hells Mole on May 21, 2018, 11:04:46 PM
What are those skeleton DJ dance party clips from?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpKCqp9CALQ

A choon frum mah yoot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy-JdQmzVTs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Elqj3I7HspI

Just mesmerizing.

Quote from: GravitySucks on May 21, 2018, 06:54:57 PM
BRAVO!

I'm sure you meant "encore"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfmrHTdXgK4

Lasha's Theme

Lash aa, facebook is her universe
Lash aa, she'll flame everyone of us

Lash aa she's inimical
Lash aa she's fucking impossible

She scorns every one of us
Scans for any hint of fuss
She'll scathe with her psychic hand
Even stand for every woman
Any child want a fight with lash?
Lash aa
Lash aa she craves to be one of us

Just a fan
With a large fuh-ridge
Who knows nothing but to scam
There when Heather fails
Gonna do you a new chart
Stay blind upon the trail
Oh oh oh oh
Lash!

PS If the song makes you cry, skip to 1:33 and pretend it's all weed.

For the record, it's nearly 2am here and I've just listened to "Bright Eyes" about 50 times. Fuck you all 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGyQmH9NZcw

Night Fry

Isn't it time to stream?
Hoping to take a ride
Following your mentor's death last week
Or is there no need?

There's a frog along with a wry grin / *There's a final demand from Verizon?
Estranged folk standing by
And nobody seems to know when's the show
Or which of the streams
Oh-oh, must be the green.

Night fry, fumbled desire
Night fry, how come yer show's so fail
How can a lass that came from the Gabcast
Suddenly turn so lame
Night fry

How can I find her sad show?
Retching into the night
Mumbling over the hills on speed
Forever agrieved
There's a high wind called George Noory
Consistent, to be fair
And nobody, Heather, downloads your show
And where do I start?
Oh-oh, it's just not Art.

Night fry, learning expired
Night fry, how could you be so vague
How can the laugh that rang out from the Gabcast
Suddenly seem so fake?
Night fry

Night fry, Noory might hire
Night fry, sputtering like a squib
How come Redacted's last couple Gabcasts
Suddenly seem so glib?
Night fry

Quote from: El Chorro on May 21, 2018, 05:28:07 PM
Art Bell is Dead
Poor Art Bell is Dead...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Euq8Z4l6Iwk

I keep thinking of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shsirl6P_7s

The lyrics barely need changing.

Quote from: whoozit on May 21, 2018, 05:13:22 PM
Who would have thought the Falkie Thread would become the safe space of BellGab?

I think Curtis actually started it for that very reason, IIRC.

So, what, Heather is Alexander travelled back from the future to try to prevent his/her own birth?

You people are sick.

Quote from: WhiteCrow on May 21, 2018, 05:42:51 AM
Would not be my choice of words but you have accurately expressed the undercurrent of many loyal fans that are now emotionally devastated by all the recent revelations.

Whoever would've thought emotional devastation could be so funny?

Quote from: a is jump on May 17, 2018, 10:06:36 AM
Salacious and in poor taste interview with Marsha Boyd, an ex-girlfriend who Art was arrested with in 1979 for running a video dating service targeted towards swingers...

Holy shit, Paranormal Date is part of the legacy?

https://youtu.be/5gD8jZh9F8o

Fascinating and worryingly believable... and then she had to mention the psychic ufos  :

Quote from: ge30542 on May 18, 2018, 01:12:31 PM
Fred Lundgren, Lasha and Hater Wade are flying, as we speak, to England.
She, (Hater), is gonna cover The Royal Wedding for KCAA.
I dont see a "paranormal angle", but who knows. I think Fred wants Hater to be more like Harvey Levin's TMZ. Lasha though, does NOT approve.

I think they plan to interview YP while they're their, also planning an interview with The Queen.

The wedding is on 19/5.

"Left in the will was a lowly cuckshed, yodelay" etc.

It'd be so fucking awesome if it was Punnett or Knapp.

Quote from: mv on May 15, 2018, 01:45:54 PM

You're having Trump on?

Quote from: StarrMountain on May 15, 2018, 12:57:37 PM
Hey, MV.

I just want to take a moment here and say, Thank You.  Thank you for a decade, now, of providing a place where people can freely express their opinions, make friends, enemies, and frenemies, and keep up with the ever-increasing pace of life, today.
Also, thank you, MV, for bringing back GabCast.  We've missed hearing your awesome voice.  I really look forward to call-ins from Aldous, past co-hosts, and guest-hosts.
So here's to 10 years, MV, eight of which I've had the honor to be a part of.

PRAISE, MV!!!

Plus often!

Quote from: K_Dubb on May 15, 2018, 12:49:47 PM
...A distant Scottish ancestor of mine managed to turn the humble name Tolmie into Ptolemy by the same motions.

It's true, we Scots are pretty distant.

Another seventy pages? I fold.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf47teVn6ZI

Great news, I miss Ian.

Quote from: Taco Bell on May 06, 2018, 03:05:37 PM
Didn't think I'd ever catch up on this thread. When is Keith going to announce falkie's take over?

Caught up, fell asleep - 30 more pages  :

Do you prefer ones or zeros?