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Started by timpate, September 20, 2010, 07:56:24 PM

Eddie Coyle

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on October 14, 2014, 10:47:46 PM
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Same goes for her husband.  Let's just hope there isn't any homemade video of them sharing their most intimate moments; the ones when they surrendered unconditionally to their most primal urges and desires, and abandoned all semblance of restraint and decorum in order to slake their carnal thirsts.  I don't want to see that.

    I think most people would rather see a Liberian vomit in their cereal than a video of that coupling.

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on October 14, 2014, 10:51:46 PM
    I think most people would rather see a Liberian vomit in their cereal than a video of that coupling.

Put them all together and call them The Aritocrats!   :P.

pate

Woo, woo, woo,

this

This:

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on October 14, 2014, 10:51:46 PM
    I think most people would rather see a Liberian vomit in their cereal than a video of that coupling.

I comet

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on October 14, 2014, 10:47:46 PM
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Same goes for her husband.  Let's just hope there isn't any homemade video of them sharing their most intimate moments; the ones when they surrendered unconditionally to their most primal urges and desires, and abandoned all semblance of restraint and decorum in order to slake their carnal thirsts.  I don't want to see that.

I know now what we'll be watching friday night over a few beers and Irish Stew. On a slighty different tack; what age is it sociably acceptable to fart without even excusing yourself? Just carrying on as if it hadn't happened? 

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on October 15, 2014, 12:31:15 AM
I know now what we'll be watching friday night over a few beers and Irish Stew. On a slighty different tack; what age is it sociably acceptable to fart without even excusing yourself? Just carrying on as if it hadn't happened?


Newborn to 18 months



pate


Lionel Richie - All Night Long

I know a cat from the 'good' side of Hispanola, and this guy;   well hot wife, trees in the parks for the kids etc...

Doan's back pills be this guy...


Quote from: Camazotz Automat on October 15, 2014, 02:08:10 PM
Welcome to ebolagab.com!

Sanitize often.

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And be sure to drink plenty of Sterno mixed with LIQUID LIGHT.

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on October 15, 2014, 02:12:43 PM
And be sure to drink plenty of Sterno mixed with LIQUID LIGHT.

You call it flammable, we call it St. Erno's Fire...


Quote from: Camazotz Automat on October 15, 2014, 02:19:28 PM
You call it flammable, we call it St. Erno's Fire...

About fifteen years ago, I had the wonderful opportunity to spend a couple of hours riding in a car with some friends and the late blues legend, David "Honeyboy" Edwards.  He was in his mid-eighties at the time and a genuine piece of living history.  He regaled us with all kinds of spellbinding tales, and told us that the proper way to drink to Sterno is to strain it through a white cotton sock to get the chunks out and then mix it with Orange Crush.  He said OC is the only mix that will make it taste good.  He also really hated him some John Lee Hooker, but that's another story.

If you're interested in reading some amazing and colorful first person accounts of the life of an itinerant blues player and shady gambler in rural Mississippi, I recommend his 1997 memoir, The World Don't Owe Me Nothing: The Life and Times of Delta Bluesman Honeyboy Edwards.  The man had an eidetic memory, or something very close to it, and was a captivating story teller. 

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Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on October 15, 2014, 03:08:14 PM
About fifteen years ago, I had the wonderful opportunity to spend a couple of hours riding in a car with some friends and the late blues legend, David "Honeyboy" Edwards.  He was in his mid-eighties at the time and a genuine piece of living history.  He regaled us with all kinds of spellbinding tales, and told us that the proper way to drink to Sterno is to strain it through a white cotton sock to get the chunks out and then mix it with Orange Crush.  He said OC is the only mix that will make it taste good.  He also really hated him some John Lee Hooker, but that's another story.

If you're interested in reading some amazing and colorful first person accounts of the life of an itinerant blues player and shady gambler in rural Mississippi, I recommend his 1997 memoir, The World Don't Owe Me Nothing: The Life and Times of Delta Bluesman Honeyboy Edwards.  The man had an eidetic memory, or something very close to it, and was a captivating story teller. 

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I'm a fan of John Lee Hooker :(

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on October 15, 2014, 03:08:14 PM
About fifteen years ago, I had the wonderful opportunity to spend a couple of hours riding in a car with some friends and the late blues legend, David "Honeyboy" Edwards.

Cool! What a privilege. What a memory to own.

I will look into that book. (You had me at "eidetic." Heh.)

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on October 15, 2014, 03:13:21 PM
I'm a fan of John Lee Hooker :(

No worries. Honeyboy died a few years ago, so he won't be coming after you.

albrecht

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on October 15, 2014, 03:08:14 PM
About fifteen years ago, I had the wonderful opportunity to spend a couple of hours riding in a car with some friends and the late blues legend, David "Honeyboy" Edwards.  He was in his mid-eighties at the time and a genuine piece of living history.  He regaled us with all kinds of spellbinding tales, and told us that the proper way to drink to Sterno is to strain it through a white cotton sock to get the chunks out and then mix it with Orange Crush.  He said OC is the only mix that will make it taste good.  He also really hated him some John Lee Hooker, but that's another story.

If you're interested in reading some amazing and colorful first person accounts of the life of an itinerant blues player and shady gambler in rural Mississippi, I recommend his 1997 memoir, The World Don't Owe Me Nothing: The Life and Times of Delta Bluesman Honeyboy Edwards.  The man had an eidetic memory, or something very close to it, and was a captivating story teller. 

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Wow, awesome story. Btw, I've known about the straining Sterno but not the Orange Crush part. Haha. But I've always wondered: "why bother?" Sterno is pretty expensive (at least last time I had fondue and bought some cans it was. Certainly cheaper to buy some rotgut whiskey, cheap wine, or generic vodka. And besides that it safer for you because its ethanol and not wood alcohol or denatured alcohol. I guess if alcohol not available, like prison, but even then where would one get sterno?



area51drone

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on October 15, 2014, 03:08:14 PM
About fifteen years ago, I had the wonderful opportunity to spend a couple of hours riding in a car with some friends and the late blues legend, David "Honeyboy" Edwards.  He was in his mid-eighties at the time and a genuine piece of living history.  He regaled us with all kinds of spellbinding tales, and told us that the proper way to drink to Sterno is to strain it through a white cotton sock to get the chunks out and then mix it with Orange Crush.  He said OC is the only mix that will make it taste good.  He also really hated him some John Lee Hooker, but that's another story.

Sounds like this episode of Doogie Howser:

http://watchseries.lt/episode/doogie_howser_md_s2_e6.html

analog kid

An ebola bomb went off near were I live.

http://www.ksla.com/story/26783552/debris-field-spotted-on-radar-at-time-of-boom-heard-around-the-arklatex



It shook the floor and rattled the house. It was very loud and heard in three states, whatever it was. Possibly an exploding meteorite.

aldousburbank

WTF?
Is it a bird, is it a plane? No - it's a mystery man flying past an Airbus full of passengers as it flew over Macclesfield at 3,500ft
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2798083/is-bird-plane-no-s-mystery-man-flying-past-airbus-passengers-flew-macclesfield.html

bateman

QuoteAlso, while many thought Nixon had “ice water in his veins,” he could show what one aide would call “a subliminal sentimental streak.” Nixon aide James Bassett remembered meeting Nixon for lunch on the Upper East Side. Nixon was carrying a wrapped package. “It’s a doll,” he said. “For Julie and Tricia?” Bassett asked. Nixon frowned. “No, it is actually for a little crippled kid I read about in the paper this morning. She is in a charity hospital. It said she wanted a doll. So I am going to drop this off after we are finished.” Bassett noted that it would be a good story for the press. “If you leak this to the newspaper,” he said, “I will cut your balls off.”

(spoken)

"Give me reincarnation, or give me death."

- Back From The Dead, Spinal Tap


aldousburbank

Just because something is true doesn't mean I choose to believe in it.

Just ran across this whimsical little item while rambling aimlessly around the interwebs.  I want one!

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Yorkshire pud

No prizes for guessing which BG member and part time podcast broadcasting leg end was responsible for this! No mention of dwarf horse porn though. It's a conspiracy.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-the-editors-29634016

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Readers will notice some changes on the BBC News website regarding Australia.

The biggest difference is that we are launching a new Australia page which will be dedicated to giving you more news and features about Australia, as well as showcasing our coverage of Australian sport, business and areas like technology and entertainment.

We have appointed a new Australia editor, Wendy Frew, who will be looking to broaden the range of stories we cover and offer in-depth features on selected stories. The BBC is a truly global news provider, and we believe we can put Australian news in its wider regional and global context.

onan

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on October 20, 2014, 12:38:09 PM
No prizes for guessing which BG member and part time podcast broadcasting leg end was responsible for this! No mention of dwarf horse porn though. It's a conspiracy.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-the-editors-29634016
If he calls them... less than two months.


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