Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[VtaGeezer]

Not that I'm looking or anything, but I was just wondering if anyone has ordered an Asian or Russian bride from the sites that advertise on BellGab?  I'm interested in finding out if they're getting any bang for their ad bucks here or if they're just throwing their money away.

And if you have ordered a bride, please tell us about your experience.  Don't be shy!  There's nothing to be ashamed or embarrassed about Yorkie.

Have you asked Art?

[Yorkshire pud]

Then how come I never see any ads for sturdy Teutonic women with large hands?

Because you're typing 'Cocks in frocks' in the search bar. I have mentioned it before now.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Have you asked Art?

I thought he went to the Philippines and bought his directly from the factory outlet store.

[Treading Water]

Lou Ferrigno and Bill Bixby??  No, umm, err, I'm much too young to remember either of them.... :

[Yorkshire pud]

Not that I'm looking or anything, but I was just wondering if anyone has ordered an Asian or Russian bride from the sites that advertise on BellGab?  I'm interested in finding out if they're getting any bang for their ad bucks here or if they're just throwing their money away.

And if you have ordered a bride, please tell us about your experience.  Don't be shy!  There's nothing to be ashamed or embarrassed about Yorkie.

Okay, I'll admit it. I posted a bankers draft to the sweet young thing in the ad. He name I'm assured is Petra Sliwosky; Daughter of an ex nuclear submarine engineer (Ivan the incandescent) and her mother is a landscape gardener in Siberia. Her work is seasonal and often postponed due to the weather, but she makes a living. Petra tells me she's starting a career as an oil billionaire, which if I'm honest surprised me; but not as much as when she requested me to clear my life savings of it's £7.50, which I was happy to do, because she's assured me she'll be reimbursing me as soon as the first well starts to produce oil. The date on that is sketchy, but she murmured down the phone (in an unusually deep almost masculine voice) that around 2040. Naturally this is concerning as I'll be 77, and I have a feeling a bit too old for her. But I'm confident we'll find a way.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Because you're typing 'Cocks in frocks' in the search bar. I have mentioned it before now.

I misunderstood.  I thought you just liked to say, "Cocks in frocks" in that funny little sing songie voice you occasionally affect.

[Yorkshire pud]

I misunderstood.  I thought you just liked to say, "Cocks in frocks" in that funny little sing songie voice you occasionally affect.

I only speak like that to practice for next years "Be a Valley girl for a day and be laughed at" competition. The first prize is like a new Iphone 8?, and a little like mirror so I can like see myself? As I text someone I've never like met? As I like walk along bumping into like people who like shouldn't be on the same like street as me? I mean, like, who do they like think they are?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I actually did look into one of those Russian bride match up sites I saw advertised somewhere.  It was awhile ago, but as I recall people who used the service said the women would try to bilk them for money with no real intent of following up, and if they ever did manage to meet or see a real picture, the Russian babes turned out to be sturdy middle aged women who may have vaguely resembled the twenty year old in the photo on the site.  No Pussy Riot there.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I actually did look into one of those Russian bride match up sites I saw advertised somewhere.  It was awhile ago, but as I recall people who used the service said the women would try to bilk them for money with no real intent of following up, and if they ever did manage to meet or see a real picture, the Russian babes turned out to be sturdy middle aged women who may have vaguely resembled the twenty year old in the photo on the site.  No Pussy Riot there.

I read somewhere that the Russian mob runs those bride sites and that many, if not all, of the women are former prostitutes who are a little too old to fetch top ruble any more, so they squeeze a little more money out of them by "re-purposing" them as lonely women seeking Western husbands.   I have no idea if it's true, but it wouldn't surprise me in the least.  It would be like buying what you thought was a new car and then finding out it had been a taxi for a several years and had 200,000 miles on it.

[bateman]

Holy crap.

http://elitedaily.com/envision/food/deep-fried-tequila/

[UnscreenedCaller]

Holy crap.

http://elitedaily.com/envision/food/deep-fried-tequila/

This is the best thing ever. It combines getting tipsy with the fried food you crave when you're tipsy, in one efficient step. Jameson soaked cake for dessert, please.

[Treading Water]

I have a brand new deep fryer that isn't broken in yet. 
Mmmmmmm, I think I'll give this a try this weekend.
Thank you , bateman, I knew you were god.   

[bateman]

This is the best thing ever. It combines getting tipsy with the fried food you crave when you're tipsy, in one efficient step. Jameson soaked cake for dessert, please.

[bateman]

I have a brand new deep fryer that isn't broken in yet. 
Mmmmmmm, I think I'll give this a try this weekend.
Thank you , bateman, I knew you were god.   

Thank you, but I think I'm more like Jesus. Art is the Heavenly Father.

[UnscreenedCaller]

http://youtu.be/2_htYCkd2HA

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Holy crap.

http://elitedaily.com/envision/food/deep-fried-tequila/

Genius like that deserves the Nobel Prize for Total Awesomeness!  Edible tequila just became my favorite basic food group.  Thank you, Bateman!

[b_dubb]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg

honey badgers doesn't give a shit

[BobGrau]

Outsider art, french weirdos and a 90s pop icon = surprisingly good vid.


Journeys Into The Outside With Jarvis Cocker - Episode One

[Eddie Coyle]

Outsider art, french weirdos and a 90s pop icon = surprisingly good vid.

          Jarvis Cocker should be in every Hall of Fame for his "disrespect" of Michael Jackson at the '96 BRIT Awards.

[PB the Deplorable]

honey badgers doesn't give a shit

So that's where the nickname came from..


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIfu0h0vhyE

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I just found out that the "Hogan's Heroes" theme has lyrics.

"We're all heroes, up to our ear-ohs." 


Hogan's Heroes March & TV-Theme Song Sung By 4-Cast Members in 720-P HD

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

"Dear Mr Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club."

[pate]

Does anyone remember the old Incredible Hulk with Lou Ferrigno?

Oh lordy do I... He (lou) would have mad such a nicer Terminator...


Pumping Iron- Arnold Vs Lou



Bill Paxton - An Alien, a Predator and a Terminator


Dammit me and my nice misspelling....

And weird synth...

Anyhow a true badass that needs applause like Lou never did...

Long story shortly;  Bill Paxton is a badass!

[pate]

No idea why, but here it is


Martin Sheen (Apocalypse Now)


Robert Duvall (Apocalypse Now), 1991


Dennis Hopper (on Apocalypse Now and Marlon Brando)

Good flick that...

EDIT:  there's the old chestnut of )Embedding disabled, limit reached(

[pate]

Art lied.

Sprite is not an equivalent mixer.  But I have a half can left.

Someone else (perhaps multiples) told me to suck it up and carry on.  I tend to agree right now...

[BobGrau]

...Long story shortly;  Bill Paxton is a badass!

Aww, I thought it was going to be "an alien, a predator and a terminator.... walk into a bar"

Can anybody complete this haiku?

[FightTheFuture]

No idea why, but here it is


Martin Sheen (Apocalypse Now)


Robert Duvall (Apocalypse Now), 1991


Dennis Hopper (on Apocalypse Now and Marlon Brando)

Good flick that...

EDIT:  there's the old chestnut of )Embedding disabled, limit reached(

Hopper came in to my club during bike week MANY years ago. All my girls loved him and he was as down to earth as you could ever imagine. God rest his soul.

[FightTheFuture]

TAKE TEXAS AND THE POINTS (+17)!!1


TAKE SYRACUSE AND THE POINTS (+28)!!1




carry on

[VtaGeezer]

WTF was the CEO of Microsoft doing on a stage wearing a t-shirt and a hoodie?  (Aside from sticking both feet in his mouth, that is.)

[FightTheFuture]

TAKE TEXAS AND THE POINTS (+17)!!1


TAKE SYRACUSE AND THE POINTS (+28)!!1




carry on

FINAL SCORES:

Oklahoma 31
Texas 26             



Florida State  38
Syracuse 20

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WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!

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