Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[jazmunda]

This is what I have to put up with everyday.


http://youtu.be/rRddLDynsCs

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Things overheard are often quite funny.  In a Barnes & Noble bathroom from side-by-side occupied stalls I heard the following exchange: 

Stall 1:  This morning I got up and looked in the mirror, and do you know what I saw?
Stall 2:  What?
Stall 1:  A fat Walmart shopper....

Overheard on the production floor where I used to work:

Crude Q/A guy to engineering supervisor as they walked by, regarding an Asian ESL engineer in her department
"I asked him if he was fucking the dog and he said he likes cats."

[bateman]

http://deadspin.com/rugby-fan-celebrates-title-by-swinging-his-dong-around-1642959080

Jaz, care to explain yourself?

[b_dubb]

http://deadspin.com/rugby-fan-celebrates-title-by-swinging-his-dong-around-1642959080

Jaz, care to explain yourself?

that's not a dong ... THIS is a dong

[Eddie Coyle]

This is what I have to put up with everyday.


http://youtu.be/rRddLDynsCs

     That is awesome. If Bigger New Zealand was closer to me, with a cooler climate and had fewer descendants of British Isle rapscallions, I'd think about actually reading a pamphlet about visiting there.

[b_dubb]

This is what I have to put up with everyday.


http://youtu.be/rRddLDynsCs

Put up with?  You get to watch kangaroos duke it out for free?  Shit dude.  People pay to see a couple rednecks fight each other around here.  All you have to do is pop some corn and lean back on your patio and enjoy.

[jazmunda]

Put up with?  You get to watch kangaroos duke it out for free?  Shit dude.  People pay to see a couple rednecks fight each other around here.  All you have to do is pop some corn and lean back on your patio and enjoy.

I have never actually seen a kangaroo in Suburbia but they are a pest down at my in-laws farm.

[bateman]

You just know some CNN producer thought this was brilliant.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I have never actually seen a kangaroo in Suburbia but they are a pest down at my in-laws farm.

That must make walking through the fields difficult, with one popping up every few meters dancing around like Mohamed Ali with it's little red boxing gloves, while shielding it's genitals with a baby also wearing little red boxing gloves.  At least I think that's what kangaroos do.

[zeebo]

...You just know some CNN producer thought this was brilliant.

I think CNN's bylaws liimit employees to only 1 working brain cell, so they must've snuck in someone with 2.

[Yorkshire pud]

Things overheard are often quite funny.  In a Barnes & Noble bathroom from side-by-side occupied stalls I heard the following exchange: 

Stall 1:  This morning I got up and looked in the mirror, and do you know what I saw?
Stall 2:  What?
Stall 1:  A fat Walmart shopper....

Is there another kind?

[Yorkshire pud]

I think CNN's bylaws liimit employees to only 1 working brain cell, so they must've snuck in someone with 2.

They qualify the line with a question mark... along the lines of "Could ancient aliens have formed a society where only green penises are allowed to be transplanted? We investigate".

[BattyBrooke]

Look at the 2014 pic.  They didn't just get older....They became men!!!1

Women produce more testosterone and less estrogen as they age, so they/we kinda do become men eventually. I, personally, look forward to the beer and groin scratching. I already have the truck driver mouth.

[Eddie Coyle]

    Let me put on my campaign consultant's hat.

    (a) make sure your lackeys do not break people's windshield wipers whilst putting flyers on cars. It doesn't reflect well upon your campaign.

     (b) UNLESS, you're doing dirty tricks that Donald Segretti would be proud of. In that case, make sure to prominently display the candidate's name after breaking the windshield wiper.

[bateman]

How many episodes were this exact formula?

[b_dubb]

How many episodes were this exact formula?

This is awesome

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

How many episodes were this exact formula?

That's brilliant!   

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I'm listening to the individual depicted in Bateman's former Pastafarian avatar being interviewed on the radio, CKNW.

[eddie dean]

How many episodes were this exact formula?

Ha ha very true! Still a terrific series. The last few seasons weren't as good when Mulder left. Jumped the shark mothership.

Speaking of plot formulas:
The A-Team
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[jazmunda]

How many episodes were this exact formula?

Best thing I've ever seen on the internet.

It was still the best show that ever was and ever will be.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Best thing I've ever seen on the internet.

Same here, although I'm only a little more than halfway through the Internet.  I plan to finish it in early 2017, which I'm really looking forward to because then I can finally prove to Mom that living in her basement all these years was totally worth it.  I can't wait to see the look on her face when I tell her.  That will be sweet!  Yeah. 

[Yorkshire pud]

Same here, although I'm only a little more than halfway through the Internet.  I plan to finish it in early 2017, which I'm really looking forward to because then I can finally prove to Mom that living in her basement all these years was totally worth it.  I can't wait to see the look on her face when I tell her.  That will be sweet!  Yeah. 

I started to print out the internet but having to rob banks to pay for the toner and paper wasn't considered mitigating circumstances in my defence. Conspiracy.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I started to print out the internet but having to rob banks to pay for the toner and paper wasn't considered mitigating circumstances in my defence. Conspiracy.

Reported.  Sorry.

[Yorkshire pud]

Reported.  Sorry.

Got me bang to rights and no mistake. I'll come quietly....(unlike her...fnnarrr fnarrr)

[b_dubb]

Best thing I've ever seen on the internet.

It was still the best show that ever was and ever will be.

Better than Trek? BLASPHEMER!!!!!

Trek TOS had some really amazing episodes but they also had lots of bullshit episodes. 

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Not that I'm looking or anything, but I was just wondering if anyone has ordered an Asian or Russian bride from the sites that advertise on BellGab?  I'm interested in finding out if they're getting any bang for their ad bucks here or if they're just throwing their money away.

And if you have ordered a bride, please tell us about your experience.  Don't be shy!  There's nothing to be ashamed or embarrassed about Yorkie.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Not that I'm looking or anything, but I was just wondering if anyone has ordered an Asian or Russian bride from the sites that advertise on BellGab?  I'm interested in finding out if they're getting any bang for their ad bucks here or if they're just throwing their money away.

And if you have ordered a bride, please tell us about your experience.  Don't be shy!  There's nothing to be ashamed or embarrassed about Yorkie.

Hmmm... I haven't seen that ad.  I think Google customizes the advertisements to your search habits  .

[analog kid]

Today is Thursday. Thursday's are my day off. On my days off I start drinking at noon. You don't get to interrupt that.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Hmmm... I haven't seen that ad.  I think Google customizes the advertisements to your search habits  .

Then how come I never see any ads for sturdy Teutonic women with large hands?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Does anyone remember the old Incredible Hulk with Lou Ferrigno? Every single episode you could always be sure that at 20 minutes and 50 minutes past the hour David Banner would get mad and become the Hulk.  I also used to love Knight Rider episodes, but watching them more recently I see every episode is exactly the same with only the bad guys and setting changing.  They even used the same canned explosion footage over and over and over but just set it up differently each time.

We used to get a new episode every week.  Now we're lucky to get ten or twenty a year.  Watching those old episodes I can see why, and can honestly say the writing for TV (reality and Charlie Sheen shows exempted) has become much better over the years.