Midnight In The Desert

[Juan]

Low power?

Maybe it’s one of those CCrane FM rebroadcasters.

[GravitySucks]

There's this.



And this.



Then there's this place that Texans seem to love.  I think they string you up if you say anything bad about it.

Whataburger is ok but I actually prefer Sonic.

5 Guys and Steak & Shake are starting to make inroads. I haven’t had Steak&Shake yet. 5 guys is good for the toppings and fries but their burgers are always too well done for me.

My favorite is actually Fuddruckers.

[MV/Liberace!]

Low power?

[Walks_At_Night]

Late for work.   Employer blocked access to Bellgab.   No cell access in that bunker of a building.

What new lunacy will I find in here about 7PM Eastern?

[sydtron]

Isn’t that a grocery store?

Maybe in some parts of the country they are called "Checkers"?

[21st Century Man]

Telephone-ELO.  So many layers there.

Strange Magic.  Or Livin' Thing.

Taking a dive cause I can't help the slide
Floating downstream.


Perfect lyrics and they come with the song.
I don't have the patience to write parodies.

[MV/Liberace!]

Late for work.   Employer blocked access to Bellgab.   No cell access in that bunker of a building.

What new lunacy will I find in here about 7PM Eastern?

Use a VPN.  Nord is good.  $8 per month.

[GravitySucks]

Love ya man but no.  Just no.

Awww man. Tell your wife I said she was go for coffee launch.

[Lord Grantham]

I drove my geo to the desert

"And them good old boys was spottin' faces on Mars
Singin' 'this'll be the day that coast died' "

That song may be a bit too complicated to parody

[bellNwhistle]

What are the chances we'd pick the same song to parody? LMFAO!!!

Dooo eeeet!! Get MV on this shit, STAT!

[ponyboysunset]

Maybe in some parts of the country they are called "Checkers"?

Can confirm for the Detroit area. They used to be Ralley's now Checkers.
OMG someone needs to do 'Counting Flowers on The Wall'. That might be my choice. Still scanning bumper music lists.

[MV/Liberace!]

That song may be a bit too complicated to parody

Yeah, you want to pick a song with lots of repetition or with relatively few lyrics.  For instance, Bob Dylan's Hurricane would be a bad candidate, heh heh.

[GravitySucks]

Maybe in some parts of the country they are called "Checkers"?

My mistake. I thought it said Railey’s which is a grocery store. At least in Lake Tahoe.

[sydtron]

There's this.



And this.



Then there's this place that Texans seem to love.  I think they string you up if you say anything bad about it.

That's it! Best fucking fries on the planet.
Baconzilla burger.  Damn. Now I gotta drive to the nearest town to have some. You thought Falkie could down some food....

[DynamoHum]

Heather has peaked too early. Sold off by Lasha to the first John that came knocking. Once she is used goods and has hawked her woe is me tales to this one station who is going to want to be stirring the porridge for slack seconds?

One trick pony.

Off to make glue by the second week of May.

[WhiteCrow]

What in the hell is UPRN radio? It shows 107.7 FM New Orleans, but I cannot find any station license on that frequency for NO or the surrounding area. It’s website is only promoting streams.

It also publishes a rate card listing :30 spots, run of the day, at $50 with a 20 spot minimum. That price includes production, but I worked for TV stations with lower rates than that.

Lol.. well you are the professional.. figure it out and post the links for tonight's broadcast..

Open all hailing channels.. this is the big show!

MV simulcast show on  gabcast feed and open up the chat.

Chefist you do the same on discord.


https://youtu.be/e8mgvWT4HUs

[GravitySucks]

Heather has peaked too early. Sold off by Lasha to the first John that came knocking. Once she is used goods and has hawked her woe is me tales to this one station who is going to want to be stirring the porridge for slack seconds?

One trick pony.

Off to make glue by the second week of May.

Til her wrist got numb.

[Lord Grantham]

Heather has peaked too early. Sold off by Lasha to the first John that came knocking. Once she is used goods and has hawked her woe is me tales to this one station who is going to want to be stirring the porridge for slack seconds?

One trick pony.

Off to make glue by the second week of May.

You kidding? She's on her way to Maniwaki, Quebec to become the new voice of the first nations radio station as we speak.
The first time Napoleon was sent into exile he came back with a vengeance. Let's see what Wade can do.

[sydtron]

Can confirm for the Detroit area. They used to be Ralley's now Checkers.
OMG someone needs to do 'Counting Flowers on The Wall'. That might be my choice. Still scanning bumper music lists.

Weird. Its the exact opposite for Indiana.
Checkers became Rally's.

Athahgsrhaharahahagahghhg........

[LadyFish]

Ooh
You can host
You can cry
Breaking down all of the time
Ooh, see that girl
Watch that stream
Dig in the Cuckshed Queen

Friday night in the high desert
Looking out for a place to go
Where they play the bumper music
Getting in the swing
You come to look for the king
Art Bell could be that guy
Night is young and you wanna take a ride
With a bit of disco music
Everything is fine
You're in the mood for a trance
And when you get the chance

You are the Cuckshed Queen
Young and 'stached
Only seventeen
Cuckshed Queen
Feel the heat from the Facebook group, oh yeah
You can host
You can cry
Breaking down all of the time
Ooh, see that girl
Witchy scene
Dig in the Cuckshed Queen

You're a teaser, you turn 'em on
2.99 a minute and then you're gone
Looking out for another
Any subscriber will do
You're in the mood for a show
Fired before you get the chance

You are the Cuckshed Queen
Old and worn
'stached at seventeen

Cuckshed Queen
Feel the heat from the BellGab thread, oh yeah
You can post
You can tweet
Breaking down all of the time
Ooh, see that girl
Witchy scene
Keith fired the Cuckshed Queen
Keith fired the Cuckshed Queen

That’s great!

[21st Century Man]

Awww man. Tell your wife I said she was go for coffee launch.

I'll pass that on to her.
She only takes a half hour so it will have to be a quickie.

LOL

[ItsOver]

Whataburger is ok but I actually prefer Sonic.

5 Guys and Steak & Shake are starting to make inroads. I haven’t had Steak&Shake yet. 5 guys is good for the toppings and fries but their burgers are always too well done for me.

My favorite is actually Fuddruckers.

I used to kind of like Steak & Shake but the grease can be overpowering.  Whataburger, meh.  5 Guys is pretty damn expensive and now they're all over the place but, yeah, their fries aren't bad but I could get by with a smaller serving and lower price.  The Fuddruckers I've been to recently make me wonder how they pass health inspections and the service sucked.

For fast food, I can see why folks like Inn n Out.  The ones I've been to had good, friendly service and the burgers and fries aren't bad for the price, plus the ingredients always seem fresh. 

Ok, I now return us to MV's top 40 productions.

[21st Century Man]

Yeah, you want to pick a song with lots of repetition or with relatively few lyrics.  For instance, Bob Dylan's Hurricane would be a bad candidate, heh heh.

I won't even suggest Desolation Row.

[LadyFish]

How about this? Sorry I couldn't finish - have to head to work (but maybe you don't want me to...idk... )

Ooh
She shtupped Art
She's not his wife
Having the time of her life
Ooh, sex talk girl
She's obscene
Bye Bye, the Midnight Queen

Friday night and ratings are low
It's time for an open lines show
No one calls for about an hour
She adlibs to fill the time
Stretching out the Wormholer dime
But she looks just like a guy
Night is young, and Heather's....hiiiigggghhhh
With a bit of Art's mojo
Everything'd be fine
But with that vocal fry voice
She wasn't Keith's first choice

She was the Midnight Queen
Old and dry
She left the scene
Midnight Queen
She was beat with a tambourine, oh yeah
She shtupped Art
She's not his wife
Having the time of her life
Ooh, sex talk girl
She's obscene
Bye Bye, the Midnight Queen

That is great, too!

[HumanBeing]

Ok, I now return us to MV's top 40 productions.

ponderous! 


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndUk6yX3PBo

[Lord Grantham]

Ok, I now return us to MV's top 40 productions.

Dear Casey,
I recently lost someone very close to me. A father figure and mentor. Since you and I both speak radio you know how much music can help.
Heather in Pahrump.

Well Heather, this one goes out to you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBtuk4JcYTs

[WhiteCrow]

Yeah, you want to pick a song with lots of repetition or with relatively few lyrics.  For instance, Bob "Dylan's Hurricane would be a bad candidate", heh heh.

Omg that's funny..that's more like the theme song for bellgab


https://youtu.be/pm6xCwNKtnQ

[DynamoHum]

You kidding? She's on her way to Maniwaki, Quebec to become the new voice of the first nations radio station as we speak.
The first time Napoleon was sent into exile he came back with a vengeance. Let's see what Wade can do.

Well, I suppose he left her with plenty of tales she can dine out on - it may be her only way to get food soon enough.

I am loving the drama, I'd be a shit if I didn't admit it, and whilst she didn't manage to take on board the finer parts of Art's teachings regarding broadcasting, she is excelling in his dramallamadingdongness.

[ponyboysunset]

No parody needed! I totally forgot about this song!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tuAkdlLhTE

[Sean92008]

Sick! Sick! Sick! I do not for one minute believe she would harm herself. How do we know Art didn't lure her out there and keep her as some kind of servant or slave? No one has seen her since she went there! No one can prove it is her posting. This woman may be in dire trouble!

Art was a cheapskate, Heather charged extra for bondage fetish. Art would have never gone for it.