Midnight In The Desert

[Lord Grantham]

Ooh
You can host
You can cry
Breaking down all of the time
Ooh, see that girl
Watch that stream
Dig in the Cuckshed Queen

Friday night in the high desert
Looking out for a place to go
Where they play the bumper music
Getting in the swing
You come to look for the king
Art Bell could be that guy
Night is young and you wanna take a ride
With a bit of disco music
Everything is fine
You're in the mood for a trance
And when you get the chance

You are the Cuckshed Queen
Young and 'stached
Only seventeen
Cuckshed Queen
Feel the heat from the Facebook group, oh yeah
You can host
You can cry
Breaking down all of the time
Ooh, see that girl
Witchy scene
Dig in the Cuckshed Queen

You're a teaser, you turn 'em on
2.99 a minute and then you're gone
Looking out for another
Any subscriber will do
You're in the mood for a show
Fired before you get the chance

You are the Cuckshed Queen
Old and worn
'stached at seventeen

Cuckshed Queen
Feel the heat from the BellGab thread, oh yeah
You can post
You can tweet
Breaking down all of the time
Ooh, see that girl
Witchy scene
Keith fired the Cuckshed Queen
Keith fired the Cuckshed Queen

[Walks_At_Night]

Listen. Every network can offer her a spot. But who is going to pay  is the question

A very good point Jim.   Like....  No one..........

[OldbellListener]

It would be like hiring an insult service ,...especially now , I bet KR gets insulted in the first sentence of everything she does  for  years to come ,..followed by her list of every host that is not her ,..

[MV/Liberace!]

So I'm guessing if you all write lyrics he might do more.

lyrics would help a lot.  that's the hardest part.  the problem is, most people "shoe horn" when writing parody lyrics.  that is, they squeeze words in just to get them in, and it totally breaks up the rhythm and feel the listener is expecting to hear in a parody song.  writers also tend not to take advantage of the original song's lyrics at appropriate times or they fail to use words that rhyme with the original lyrics at key points.

so, if anyone would like to help with lyrics that are written the right way, i could possibly average one of these every couple of days.

[IamNegan]

I’m hoping for something Abba!

How about this? Sorry I couldn't finish - have to head to work (but maybe you don't want me to...idk... )

Ooh
She shtupped Art
She's not his wife
Having the time of her life
Ooh, sex talk girl
She's obscene
Bye Bye, the Midnight Queen

Friday night and ratings are low
It's time for an open lines show
No one calls for about an hour
She adlibs to fill the time
Stretching out the Wormholer dime
But she looks just like a guy
Night is young, and Heather's....hiiiigggghhhh
With a bit of Art's mojo
Everything'd be fine
But with that vocal fry voice
She wasn't Keith's first choice

She was the Midnight Queen
Old and dry
She left the scene
Midnight Queen
She was beat with a tambourine, oh yeah
She shtupped Art
She's not his wife
Having the time of her life
Ooh, sex talk girl
She's obscene
Bye Bye, the Midnight Queen

[Walks_At_Night]

Very good Lord Grantham!

I'm thinking something darker.  More foreboding.  Johhny Cash time.

Keef Comes Around

Keef goin round takin' names
Set the cuckshed a fire all in flames
Drove the witch way past insane......

Something like that

[IamNegan]

Ooh
You can host
You can cry
Breaking down all of the time
Ooh, see that girl
Watch that stream
Dig in the Cuckshed Queen

Friday night in the high desert
Looking out for a place to go
Where they play the bumper music
Getting in the swing
You come to look for the king
Art Bell could be that guy
Night is young and you wanna take a ride
With a bit of disco music
Everything is fine
You're in the mood for a trance
And when you get the chance

You are the Cuckshed Queen
Young and 'stached
Only seventeen
Cuckshed Queen
Feel the heat from the Facebook group, oh yeah
You can host
You can cry
Breaking down all of the time
Ooh, see that girl
Witchy scene
Dig in the Cuckshed Queen

You're a teaser, you turn 'em on
2.99 a minute and then you're gone
Looking out for another
Any subscriber will do
You're in the mood for a show
Fired before you get the chance

You are the Cuckshed Queen
Old and worn
'stached at seventeen

Cuckshed Queen
Feel the heat from the BellGab thread, oh yeah
You can post
You can tweet
Breaking down all of the time
Ooh, see that girl
Witchy scene
Keith fired the Cuckshed Queen
Keith fired the Cuckshed Queen

What are the chances we'd pick the same song to parody? LMFAO!!!

[Lord Grantham]

What are the chances we'd pick the same song to parody? LMFAO!!!

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[ponyboysunset]

lyrics would help a lot.  that's the hardest part.  the problem is, most people "shoe horn" when writing parody lyrics.  that is, they squeeze words in just to get them in, and it totally breaks up the rhythm and feel the listener is expecting to hear in a parody song.  writers also tend not to take advantage of the original song's lyrics at appropriate times or they fail to use words that rhyme with the original lyrics at key points.

so, if anyone would like to help with lyrics that are written the right way, i could possibly average one of these every couple of days.

I was just thinking that. Your second song and the small fixes to midnight in the cuckshed made all the difference. You have to know the song you are writing for. When I get a second today I will mess around with this a bit. Seriously Emm Vee just great work!
PS I am all for anything that makes you sing falsetto!

[sydtron]

d

100%  Shake Shack and Five Guys over In n Out.

What about Ralleys??

[IamNegan]

I have been longing for a duet of “Some Pahrump Morning” or “Some Desert Morning”.

I'll see what I can do! It'll give me something to do at work today...

[GravitySucks]

What about Ralleys??

Isn’t that a grocery store?

[21st Century Man]

lyrics would help a lot.  that's the hardest part.  the problem is, most people "shoe horn" when writing parody lyrics.  that is, they squeeze words in just to get them in, and it totally breaks up the rhythm and feel the listener is expecting to hear in a parody song.  writers also tend not to take advantage of the original song's lyrics at appropriate times or they fail to use words that rhyme with the original lyrics at key points.

so, if anyone would like to help with lyrics that are written the right way, i could possibly average one of these every couple of days.

Right, you have to look for songs that give you a bit to work with.  Take for instance American Pie.


I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride
Something touched me deep inside
The day the music died

A good parody song could be made from this.  Too bad that it was not an Art Bell bumper. Have trouble replacing 'music" with 'Arthur' or 'talker'.  Too lame.

[GravitySucks]

I'll see what I can do! It'll give me something to do at work today...

Twilight Zone by Golden Earring could be a natural

[MV/Liberace!]

I was just thinking that. Your second song and the small fixes to midnight in the cuckshed made all the difference. You have to know the song you are writing for. When I get a second today I will mess around with this a bit. Seriously Emm Vee just great work!
PS I am all for anything that makes you sing falsetto!

Thanks.  I hope you come up with some good lyrics and that you pick the right song when doing it.  It's hard.  I spent about 12 hours thinking about the lyrical angle to "In Nye" and even after all of that, I wasn't totally pleased with my lyrics.

[GravitySucks]

Right, you have to look for songs that give you a bit to work with.  Take for instance American Pie.


I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride
Something touched me deep inside
The day the music died

A good parody song could be made from this.  Too bad that it was not an Art Bell bumper. Have trouble replacing 'music" with 'Arthur' or 'talker'.  Too lame.

“Bellman”

[MV/Liberace!]

“Bellman”

huh?

[BobGrau]

Solitude

"Laugh and the world laughs with you.  Cry, and you cry alone the world laughs at you."

Ella Wheeler

[21st Century Man]

“Bellman”

Goo-goo-gjoob.

[GravitySucks]

huh?

The day the bellman died

[Juan]

What in the hell is UPRN radio? It shows 107.7 FM New Orleans, but I cannot find any station license on that frequency for NO or the surrounding area. It’s website is only promoting streams.

It also publishes a rate card listing :30 spots, run of the day, at $50 with a 20 spot minimum. That price includes production, but I worked for TV stations with lower rates than that.

Following the iHateArt link on the site takes you to an archive of podcasts, not to a live stream.

[ItsOver]

Isn’t that a grocery store?

There's this.



And this.



Then there's this place that Texans seem to love.  I think they string you up if you say anything bad about it.

[MV/Liberace!]

The day the bellman died

oof.

[WhiteCrow]

So, she gets a phone call telling her termination papers are on the way late yesterday. And she already has an interview booked to talk about the future of MITD. I thought the future of MITD up until about 12 hours ago was her deciding when she would come back to work.

To me, it seems like she knew her show was on its last legs and she is trying to get out of her contract in a way that it looks like it is everyone else’s fault. But who knows. Oh yeah. Lasha knows.

Wow! I'm impressed, Heather is back in play.
Managing her career by  fighting back against evil Keith and MV's gang of bellblab haters.

Go Heather.. Art taught you well..

The lonely cat ladies and us old fools need you!

[GravitySucks]

I drove my geo to the desert

[21st Century Man]

What in the hell is UPRN radio? It shows 107.7 FM New Orleans, but I cannot find any station license on that frequency for NO or the surrounding area. It’s website is only promoting streams.

It also publishes a rate card listing :30 spots, run of the day, at $50 with a 20 spot minimum. That price includes production, but I worked for TV stations with lower rates than that.

Just some blogger's call letters.  We can all create our own networks. LOL.

[malliard]

What in the hell is UPRN radio? It shows 107.7 FM New Orleans, but I cannot find any station license on that frequency for NO or the surrounding area. It’s website is only promoting streams.

It also publishes a rate card listing :30 spots, run of the day, at $50 with a 20 spot minimum. That price includes production, but I worked for TV stations with lower rates than that.

Low power?

[sydtron]

Crazy seems an obvious parody.
Year of the Cuck.
Don’t Fear The Cuckshed
Headstone (Neal Diamond’s America)

Telephone-ELO.  So many layers there.

[MV/Liberace!]

I drove my geo to the desert

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJokRFEAupg

[21st Century Man]

The day the bellman died

Love ya man but no.  Just no.