Midnight In The Desert

[21st Century Man]

That would be playing into her hand.

I don't think she's that smart.   It could throw her off balance.  Maybe I'm wrong.

[BettyO417]

Some new and improved lyrics to my earlier parody by Betty0417. Tweaks and suggestion always welcome. Thank you so much!

The vultures say: Heather, you're a cray cray
Are you a good witch or (or good Lay) or a bad witch (or a bad lay)
Can your spells really conjure up Mephistopheles

Heather wears twirling flaming lanterns
Made from the bones of past lays
A necklace that bears the names
of all the Vultures she does loathe

She came to his home one day
Bringin hootch from far away
But He made it clear she couldn't stay
The shed would become her home

The Vultures say: Heather, you're a cray cray
Are you a good witch or (or good Lay) or a bad witch (or a bad Lay)
Can your spells really conjure up Mephistopheles

Oh Heather use to watch his moves
When he told his ghostly stories
She could feel her ovaries pulsing
She saw his ragin glory
But he had always told half truths
He was a rambling man
But Heather cast her spell on him and now he's dead

PBS, we might just get through this by go time! Any thoughts MV?

[ItsOver]

It would have to be HW hosting on her own...with no support...that might be rather entertaining. Could be Leo Ashcraft/J Niel Schulmann level catastrophe. Delicious

Braaaps to the 19.5 power. 

[Dyna-X]

Even good ol' Art Bell claimed 15 million, when the 15 million was actually cumulative for the week - i.e., 3 million per night for 5 nights.

Note:  in the late '90s when Art was claiming 15 million listeners, the population of the US was around 300 million.  If 15 million were tuning in every night, that was one person out of 20, man, woman, and child.  For a show starting at 1am Eastern, 10pm Pacific.  Not possible

The cumulative versus nightly listenership mind and label games. Probably as old as the invention of the pocket AM transistor radio.

[Bluejay]

Didn't realize Heather Wade was so hated .....
Endless posts/pages of hate for her.
Guessing that she must be a horrible person.
Could she ever be as perfect as the patrons of BellGab ?
Big shoes to fill .....

Hi Heather!

[chefist]

Braaaps to the 19.5 power. 

Ha

[HumanBeing]

Those tree trunk legs of Lasha's fumbling around with Heather's.

If Lasha was the last woman on Earth and God appeared and said to both Lasha and I, "be fruitful and multiply"... there would be 0.0% chance of that happening.
It wouldn't even matter if God drugged me up with Viagra and Cialis where a gentle breeze would make me stand at attention. No f'n way it would happen. I'd run to the nearest cliff and swan dive.

[WhiteCrow]

Our world is but a simulation where Keith creates the 1's and 0's.

POPPLE! Why are you saying that? It always was and will forever be MV.

Commandment 1 of 1

Though shall have no other Evil Overloads before thou.

Please Popple,  if time left delete your post.. the cornfield is a cold, dark and lonely place.

Praise.. Love   Adore MV


https://youtu.be/z2dBtrLYsOo

[21st Century Man]

Those tree trunk legs of Lasha's fumbling around with Heather's.

If Lasha was the last woman on Earth and God appeared and said to both Lasha and I, "be fruitful and multiply"... there would be 0.0% chance of that happening.
It wouldn't even matter if God drugged me up with Viagra and Cialis where a gentle breeze would make me stand at attention. No f'n way it would happen. I'd run to the nearest cliff and swan dive.

I'd be right after you.  lol.

[Richard Groyper]

Didn't realize Heather Wade was so hated .....
Endless posts/pages of hate for her.
Guessing that she must be a horrible person.
Could she ever be as perfect as the patrons of BellGab ?
Big shoes to fill .....

finally, someone recognizes the shift. 

tbh i was going to enjoy this for a couple more days...then flip.

well played, friend. *tips cap*


"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflet" - Mark Twain

[Renegade Smurf]

People are saying mean things here and on the Facebook. I think I'm going to cry.

[chefist]

finally, someone recognizes the shift. 

tbh i was going to enjoy this for a couple more days...then flip.

well played, friend. *tips cap*


"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflet" - Mark Twain

Gay?

[Grifynne]

Crab Fest
Never Forget

[Richard Groyper]

Gay?

it's more fun being the underdog IMO.

[chefist]

it's more fun being the underdog IMO.

Always took you for a top dog. Go figure. 

[ItsOver]

I'd be right after you.  lol.

Not even turbo mode would do it.

[Rix Gins]

Our world is but a simulation where Keith creates the 1's and 0's.

Nice lyric.  In fact, everybody's comments are sounding like lyrics to me.

[ItsOver]

People are saying mean things here and on the Facebook. I think I'm going to cry.

[MV/Liberace!]

MV, Our fearless, multi-talented leader! Had to listen to "In Nye" again and again. I do believe your untapped talent might be where "Weird Al Yankovic" left off in the music parody genre! Think about it, you've got a gold mine with this group!
With that said, "later" for the afternoon premiere of "The Young and the Bat Shit Crazy"!

thanks, sugar.

[malliard]

Malliard, this is a dark ugly semi-open secret of the radio world. Any station manager/host that tells the truth about listener statistics is more an exception than the rule and the really smart ones don't say anything at all.  Montaldo has said 4 million listeners at one point on another show. I've seen "thousands" claimed when the real number was double digits short of room temperature. Jimmy Church claims hundreds of thousands and even millions! In any other industry this would be called gross fraud. Even the hosts are sometimes lied to by the station owner and manager to build them up with an innocent lie  :.

Trust me I know. But I don’t think too many others realize the ego that gets build on lies. 

[Faustina]

You guys saw this, I suppose.

[21st Century Man]

People are saying mean things here and on the Facebook. I think I'm going to cry.

Boo-hoo.  Heather has said mean things too.

[Faustina]

And this:

[Chine]

thanks, sugar.

Hey,

I just noticed the audio attachment and listened. That was really great. Praise to the creative artsy MV! Seriously though, incredible.

[Richard Groyper]

Always took you for a top dog. Go figure. 

pansexual panda. #awoo

[Lilith]

Seems a bit obvious, but w/e

Ooh, I got stagefright and my mentor is gone,
Bet I get sent right back to where I started from
I'm no good, I knew all along
I would get sent right back to where I started from
Uh huh

Oh I remember that day (that happy day)
When he first tried to say
He wanted me to take his place
Cuz it was my dream (it was my dream)
And I thought I saw a way,
If I put a smile upon his face.

But I got stagefright cuz my mentor is gone,
Bet I get sent right back to where I started from
I'm no good, knew all along
I would get sent right back to where I started from
Uh huh

A dream like mine (a dream like mine)
For which I cut in line,
Can suffer only one just fate:
Sure everything's fine (everything's fine)
As long as stars align (but, but)
It has an expiration date.

Now I got stagefright and my mentor is gone,
Bet I get sent right back to where I started from
I'm no good, knew all along
I would get sent right back to where I started from etc.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhgY4Te0uFs

You're so talented!

I hope one day to hear ALL the bellgab remakes on a CD that we could purchase to support bellgab or something like that.

[ItsOver]

You guys saw this, I suppose.

Ha, ha, ha!  In my best Jorch Noory voice, "Geesh!"

[chefist]

pansexual panda. #awoo

Ha 😁 this whole thing has been a real hoot I tells ya.

[Kolchak]

On a morning from a Sci Fi movie
In a county that they all call Nye
You go strolling through the dirt like Peter Lorre
With his massive bug eyes

She comes out of a room in a black smock running
Like some oil slathered on a duck
Don’t bother asking for an explanation
She’ll just tell you that she came
From the shed of the cuck

She doesn’t give a chance for co-hosts
As she constantly screams and she whines
And you’ll follow ‘till your sense of fact or fiction
Completely unwinds
By the BLM land with a shaky hand
There’s a hidden door she leads you to
These days, she says, I spend my days crying
Just like some cat piss streaming through
The shed of the cuck

While she blames Keith so cruelly
And her eyes burn, burn right through your bones
She comes in incense and in headstones
So you take her to find what’s waiting inside
The shed of the cuck

Well morning comes and you’re still with her
But all the subscribers are gone
And you’ve deleted your facebook and lost your ticket
No one’s mowing the lawn
But the stalker threats of the night remain
In the light of a hot desert day
You know sometime it’s bound to prolapse
But for now you’re gonna stay
In the shed of the cuck

[Lord Grantham]

You guys saw this, I suppose.

"Pulled out on her"

Yeah, I hate when that happens. Such a mess.