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Art Bell cancels show for good

Started by Auslandia, December 11, 2015, 04:36:47 PM

bellNwhistle

Quote from: Chupacabra on December 13, 2015, 04:45:55 PM
In for a shocker guys?.... in my opinion this was an inside job (it usually is).......My gf who is a Fillipina (same age as me)  agrees with me that Artbell's wife should be a suspect...And that the person who shot at Mr Bell has some kind of communication or relation with Arts wife!  Either a side bf who is looking to take Artbell out of the equation then hook up with Arts wife and collect some money or just simply a hitman hired by Arts wife,I know a fair bit about the Philippines, and I can tell you that young wives with older husbands are a recipe for disaster, cases of wives killing their older husbands has increased over the years in the Philippines.

Unless she has no friends and can't drive, she could just as easily take off.  Art has to leave the compound every once in a while, right? My grandpa did the whole mail-order bride from the Philippines.. he was in his 70's and she was in her 30's.  She stayed for a year maybe, and then she booked it.  She didn't leave the state, but he never heard from her again. Nobody did, even after he died.

Meister_000

Quote from: Chupacabra on December 13, 2015, 04:45:55 PM
In for a shocker guys?.... in my opinion this was an inside job (it usually is).......My gf who is a Fillipina (same age as me)  agrees with me that Artbell's wife should be a suspect...And that the person who shot at Mr Bell has some kind of communication or relation with Arts wife!  Either a side bf who is looking to take Artbell out of the equation then hook up with Arts wife and collect some money or just simply a hitman hired by Arts wife,I know a fair bit about the Philippines, and I can tell you that young wives with older husbands are a recipe for disaster, cases of wives killing their older husbands has increased over the years in the Philippines.

Oh STOP this shit you fucking retards!

Claudius

Quote from: Meister_000 on December 13, 2015, 04:55:27 PM
Oh STOP this shit you fucking retards!
You have to admit it is by far the most entertaining theory out there. It's like a Lifetime TV movie plot.

bellNwhistle

Agreed.  It has nothing to do with his wife.  I think this is some nuttard who can't handle the truth.. whatever that might be. I'd like to blame it on Mr. Obvious but there's no proof of that either.. but I sure would like to wipe the shit-eating grin off his face right about now.  You know he loves every second of it.. and the more we argue and the more asshats come out calling Art a liar and whatever, the more he loves it.

DanTSX

Quote from: Shalom! on December 13, 2015, 04:17:26 PM
If Art is enslaved by this women,as someone suggested, preventing him from doing shows,
maybe we can find another chick to seduce Art and break that bondage.
Shouldn't be so hard to find a hot chick who loves talk radio.
I hope Art didn't sign a non compete with his wife.

btw. can somebody post a picture of Heather Wade please?


I know you are trying to be funny, but that is bordering on low brow classlessness to suggest infidelity, especially for the sake of a radio show.

Meister_000

Quote from: Claudius on December 13, 2015, 04:57:01 PM
You have to admit it is by far the most entertaining theory out there. It's like a Lifetime TV movie plot.

No, it's not even remotely entertaining to me. AND ALSO, you can _bank_ on some one of this guy's gene-pool to repeat and propogate this rubbish around the web.
This is not "humor".

JamesMcDonald

Quote from: Chupacabra on December 13, 2015, 04:45:55 PM
In for a shocker guys?.... in my opinion this was an inside job (it usually is).......My gf who is a Fillipina (same age as me)  agrees with me that Artbell's wife should be a suspect...And that the person who shot at Mr Bell has some kind of communication or relation with Arts wife!  Either a side bf who is looking to take Artbell out of the equation then hook up with Arts wife and collect some money or just simply a hitman hired by Arts wife,I know a fair bit about the Philippines, and I can tell you that young wives with older husbands are a recipe for disaster, cases of wives killing their older husbands has increased over the years in the Philippines.

Nah.  How's this for a shocker:  What if it was a Chupacabra?  I'm serious.  There have been many Chupacabra sightings recently in Nevada, and some highly respected Chupacabra experts are claiming these creatures are now developing the ability to use tools.  A gun is a tool.  Add 1+ 1 and what do you get?  A Chupacabra sniper.  Art's been saying nasty things about those creatures for years now.  Who's to say these creatures haven't developed a healthy hatred of Mr. Bell's years of insults towards their race?

Claudius

Quote from: Meister_000 on December 13, 2015, 05:04:33 PM
No, it's not even remotely entertaining to me. AND ALSO, you can _bank_ on some one of this guy's gene-pool to repeat and propogate this rubbish around the web.
This is not "humor".
Calm down first off. Second, yes it is humour it's typically considered a joke that is so absurd that the sheer absurdity makes it a joke. Anything can be a joke, even the darkest topics can be made funny. You're just too emotionally invested in this whole debacle.

Claudius

Quote from: JamesMcDonald on December 13, 2015, 05:10:49 PM
Nah.  How's this for a shocker:  What if it was a Chupacabra?  I'm serious.  There have been many Chupacabra sightings recently in Nevada, and some highly respected Chupacabra experts are claiming these creatures are now developing the ability to use tools.  A gun is a tool.  Add 1+ 1 and what do you get?  A Chupacabra sniper.  Art's been saying nasty things about those creatures for years now.  Who's to say these creatures haven't developed a healthy hatred due to Mr. Bell's years of insults towards their race?
I was thinking it was RCH, I mean the shooter apparently missed every shot, and RCH is a dolt so it fits. Plus it thrusts more listeners upon RCH as he is the only man standing, and he's making a bid for Art's timeslot! IT_ALL_MAKES_SENSE!!!

bellNwhistle

Quote from: Claudius on December 13, 2015, 05:13:30 PM
I was thinking it was RCH, I mean the shooter apparently missed every shot, and RCH is a dolt so it fits. Plus it thrusts more listeners upon RCH as he is the only man standing, and he's making a bid for Art's timeslot! IT_ALL_MAKES_SENSE!!!

RCH doesn't even sound like he could hold a gun.

Quote from: Claudius on December 13, 2015, 04:57:01 PM
You have to admit it is by far the most entertaining theory out there. It's like a Lifetime TV movie plot.

Trouble in paradise? 

onan

Quote from: bellNwhistle on December 13, 2015, 05:15:12 PM
RCH doesn't even sound like he could hold a gun.

He would have to borrow one.

Claudius

Quote from: bellNwhistle on December 13, 2015, 05:15:12 PM
RCH doesn't even sound like he could hold a gun.
He'd probably quickly shoot himself with it by mistake and then blame NASA.

Rix Gins

Quote from: Shalom! on December 13, 2015, 04:17:26 PM

btw. can somebody post a picture of Heather Wade please?

Your wish is my command.




Meister_000

Quote from: JamesMcDonald on December 13, 2015, 05:10:49 PM
Nah.  How's this for a shocker:  What if it was a Chupacabra?  I'm serious.  There have been many Chupacabra sightings recently in Nevada, and some highly respected Chupacabra experts are claiming these creatures are now developing the ability to use tools.  A gun is a tool.  Add 1+ 1 and what do you get?  A Chupacabra sniper.  Art's been saying nasty things about those creatures for years now.  Who's to say these creatures haven't developed a healthy hatred of Mr. Bell's years of insults towards their race?

_That_  is humor -- see the difference?


Claudius

Quote from: Meister_000 on December 13, 2015, 05:16:07 PM
_That_  is humor -- see the difference?
No I don't actually. They are both jokes which employ absurd premises. One is just more acceptable to you personally.

Chupacabra

Quote from: Claudius on December 13, 2015, 04:57:01 PM
You have to admit it is by far the most entertaining theory out there. It's like a Lifetime TV movie plot.

You seem to forget that Artbell is wealthy, you seem to forget that young women will put money before love in many cases, my comment was not intended to be for a laugh, im 100% serious about my theory, its a FACT ...F.A.C.T.  that these things have happened with large age gap couples. If Artbell was a bum I guarantee you she would not even thought about marrying Mr Bell. You must accept that the possibility is there about the bf hitman theory


JamesMcDonald

Quote from: Chupacabra on December 13, 2015, 05:23:04 PM
You seem to forget that Artbell is wealthy, you seem to forget that young women will put money before love in many cases, my comment was not intended to be for a laugh, im 100% serious about my theory, its a FACT ...F.A.C.T.  that these things have happened with large age gap couples. If Artbell was a bum I guarantee you she would not even thought about marrying Mr Bell. You must accept that the possibility is there

noooooo really??


Meister_000

Quote from: Claudius on December 13, 2015, 05:11:22 PM
Calm down first off. Second, yes it is humour it's typically considered a joke that is so absurd that the sheer absurdity makes it a joke. Anything can be a joke, even the darkest topics can be made funny. You're just too emotionally invested in this whole debacle.

It's absurdity makes it a joke, of a kind, to be sure, but I _do_ think he was actually "serious", and I'm sorry but I still would not classify it as "harmless". Emotionally invested, yes, to the extent that "Iike" Art enough to know "there is a line", and my moral sentinents do in fact "kick-in" at some point, which point was just crossed.

Claudius

Quote from: Chupacabra on December 13, 2015, 05:23:04 PM
You seem to forget that Artbell is wealthy, you seem to forget that young women will put money before love in many cases, my comment was not intended to be for a laugh, im 100% serious about my theory, its a FACT ...F.A.C.T.  that these things have happened with large age gap couples. If Artbell was a bum I guarantee you she would not even thought about marrying Mr Bell. You must accept that the possibility is there
Well yes the possibility is there, but it's also possible that a time traveling Art Bell is doing this to himself in order to prevent "The Quickening".  ::)

Claudius

Quote from: JamesMcDonald on December 13, 2015, 05:26:25 PM
noooooo really??


Or this. BTW he looks like a little puppet in this picture.



BellBoy

Quote from: JamesMcDonald on December 13, 2015, 05:10:49 PM
Nah.  How's this for a shocker:  What if it was a Chupacabra?  I'm serious.  There have been many Chupacabra sightings recently in Nevada, and some highly respected Chupacabra experts are claiming these creatures are now developing the ability to use tools.  A gun is a tool.  Add 1+ 1 and what do you get?  A Chupacabra sniper.  Art's been saying nasty things about those creatures for years now.  Who's to say these creatures haven't developed a healthy hatred of Mr. Bell's years of insults towards their race?

Sorry, I beat you to that level of crazy-assed theory... days ago.  ;)

Quote from: BellBoy on December 10, 2015, 04:30:08 AM
Over the next several hours, we will see endless, wild-assed speculation here, ranging from "Art's over-sensitive imagination" to "Bigfoot wielding a .223 and a grudge".

Like you say, it could be anything... and hopefully, no one will come to harm.

Soylentblue

Quote from: Chupacabra on December 13, 2015, 05:23:04 PM
You seem to forget that Artbell is wealthy, you seem to forget that young women will put money before love in many cases, my comment was not intended to be for a laugh, im 100% serious about my theory, its a FACT ...F.A.C.T.  that these things have happened with large age gap couples. If Artbell was a bum I guarantee you she would not even thought about marrying Mr Bell. You must accept that the possibility is there about the bf hitman theory

That is too creepy when I see twenty somethings "interested" in men older than their grandparents. That says lots about boundaries on both sides of the equation.

ACE of CLUBS

This thread is as fucked up as the Falkie thread .......

Meister_000

Quote from: Shalom! on December 13, 2015, 05:49:29 PM
if she's as hot as Diana, she should have no problem dragging Art back to the microphone. Or maybe his wife got jealous and that's the reason he isn't allowed to broadcast anylonger?

Shlomo; having been raised Jewish myself, I feel no restraint needed in saying that you strike me as being the biggest Dick-of-a-Jew I've come across in a long time. You seem quite bent on "trouble-making" for someone who choses to call himself "Peace", and in Bold Hebrew script at that, just to"emphasize" that point.  Just sayin.

Ciardelo

Quote from: ACE of CLUBS on December 13, 2015, 06:20:16 PM
This thread is as fucked up as the Falkie thread .......
More advertising! I like how you used the bold font!

Fawlty

Quote from: ACE of CLUBS on December 13, 2015, 06:20:16 PM
This thread is as fucked up as the Falkie thread .......

And that's saying something. :)

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