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The Michael Decon Program

Started by Corona Kitty, March 18, 2015, 03:57:00 PM

Corona Kitty

DEAR MICHAEL WALKER, DAVE METIVEIR, SHITfEST, MICHAEL CLIFFORD KCUZI AKA JACKSTAR AND MEOW (redacted) JIMMY CHURCH, GEORGE NOORY, JOHN B WELLS, TIM OZMAN,
NATAN STOLPMAN, D. RYAN, SEAN STONE, MARK AND PATRICIA SARGENT AND THE REST OF THE "RUBINI IS OUR HERO SO THEREFORE LET'S COLLECTIVELY ATTEMPT TO ASSASINATE RUBINI!" FANCLUB.

"RUBINI TARGETED INTERGALCTIC BEINGS THAT RAPED MY FAMILY!"
-GEORGE NOORY

"RUBINI IS A.I. AND HE IS MOSSAD. HE IS TRYING TO KIDNAP MEOW AND TRAFFIC HER. ONE OF 11 "RUBINI'S" CALLED ME TODAY. AND 4 OUT OF THE 11 "RUBINI'S" KILLED MY CAT. a 7TH MEMBER OF THE "RUBINI" STOLE MY PHONE AND I WISH HE WOULD RETURN IT ASAP!"
-MICHAEL CLIFFORD KUCZI AKA jACKSTAR THE BISEXUAL "CLERGY" AND DRIVEL-POSTING MORONIC SUB-GENIUS

"RUBINI IS MAD AS A HORNET AT ME! RUBINI RULES !"
-ART BELL

"I APOLOGIZE. I WAS PARANOID. THE GREAT RUBINI IS A HUNK BUT HE WILL NEVER GET ME DRUNK AND STICK HIS CRN IN MY TKON UNLESS WE BOTH "DO IT" AT DMDN ON MITD FULL KNYE COMMANDO"
-HEATHER WADE

"THE EARTH REALLY IS FLAT. NASA AND SPACE X ARE TRULY ! HOLY FUCK! WOW DAVID RUBINI ! ME AND YOKO ONO OWE YOU A HUGE FREAKIN; APOLOGY - BUT THAT IS AFTER MY BI-SEXUAL DE-PROGRAMMING SESSION WHICH WILL TAKE PLACE HOPEFULLY AFTER WE STOP HEARING VOICES WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY HEARING "SPIRITS" RIP OUR HOUSE APART!"
-JOHN B. WELLS

"I FUCKING HATE DAVID RUBINI. DRAMA! OUR POLITICS ARE THE SAME. BUT HE'S A FLAT EARTHER. HE TALKS TOO MUCH, MY WIFE THINKS HE IS INSANE BUT HILARIOUS. WE LOVED TO TALK AND LAUGH WITH RUBINI
LATE LATE AT NIGHT. NOW WE HOPE HE DIES SOONER THAN WE DO. HE DID GREAT WORK FOR US. RUBINI GOT ME ENOUGH MONEY TO RETIRE AS HE PROMISED. FUCK DAVID RUBINI!
-KEITH ROWLAND

"DAVID RUBINI SAID MY WIFE'S AREOLA'S WERE UNUSUAL. I DO NOT EVEN KNOW IF DAVID RUBINI IS A PERSON OR MERELY AN IDEA?"
-MICHAEL WALKER AKA MICHAEL VANDEVEN AKA. M.V. AKA LIBERACE

"DAVID RUBINI IS A FUNNY GUY. SMART MAN. LISTEN TO RUBINI. I AM DOING WHAT HE WANTED ME TO DO AT DMDN OVER AT LTV AND I AM BANKING. RUBINI IS RIGHT ABOUT TIM OZMAN AND MICHAEL MARSHALEK. THEY REALLY SCREWED US AND EVEN THE POOCH!"
-NATHAN STOLPMAN

"RUBINI I INSIST ORDERED A PACK OF WILD DOGS TO FOLLOW MY EVERY MOVE VIA TARGETED INTERGALCTIC BEINGS THAT RAPED MY FAMILY!"
-GEORGE NOORY

"

CRUCIFY him!
CRUCIFY him!
CRUCIFY him!

#RubiniWINNING




https://youtu.be/BUt0dZXPFoU


K_Dubb

Quote from: Corona Kitty on October 28, 2020, 08:47:31 PM
Did that Hawaiian studio ever get built?

I don't know if it would be such a joke if it had.  But it doesn't matter; at least they're thinking about it!  I won't bother you at all in the palatial residence with decks and infinity pools; all I need is a little grass cuckshack.

Silphion

Quote from: Corona Kitty on October 28, 2020, 09:01:57 PM
DEAR MICHAEL WALKER, DAVE METIVEIR, SHITfEST, MICHAEL CLIFFORD KCUZI AKA JACKSTAR AND MEOW (redacted) JIMMY CHURCH, GEORGE NOORY, JOHN B WELLS, TIM OZMAN,
NATAN STOLPMAN, D. RYAN, SEAN STONE, MARK AND PATRICIA SARGENT AND THE REST OF THE "RUBINI IS OUR HERO SO THEREFORE LET'S COLLECTIVELY ATTEMPT TO ASSASINATE RUBINI!" FANCLUB.

"RUBINI TARGETED INTERGALCTIC BEINGS THAT RAPED MY FAMILY!"
-GEORGE NOORY

"RUBINI IS A.I. AND HE IS MOSSAD. HE IS TRYING TO KIDNAP MEOW AND TRAFFIC HER. ONE OF 11 "RUBINI'S" CALLED ME TODAY. AND 4 OUT OF THE 11 "RUBINI'S" KILLED MY CAT. a 7TH MEMBER OF THE "RUBINI" STOLE MY PHONE AND I WISH HE WOULD RETURN IT ASAP!"
-MICHAEL CLIFFORD KUCZI AKA jACKSTAR THE BISEXUAL "CLERGY" AND DRIVEL-POSTING MORONIC SUB-GENIUS

"RUBINI IS MAD AS A HORNET AT ME! RUBINI RULES !"
-ART BELL

"I APOLOGIZE. I WAS PARANOID. THE GREAT RUBINI IS A HUNK BUT HE WILL NEVER GET ME DRUNK AND STICK HIS CRN IN MY TKON UNLESS WE BOTH "DO IT" AT DMDN ON MITD FULL KNYE COMMANDO"
-HEATHER WADE

"THE EARTH REALLY IS FLAT. NASA AND SPACE X ARE TRULY ! HOLY FUCK! WOW DAVID RUBINI ! ME AND YOKO ONO OWE YOU A HUGE FREAKIN; APOLOGY - BUT THAT IS AFTER MY BI-SEXUAL DE-PROGRAMMING SESSION WHICH WILL TAKE PLACE HOPEFULLY AFTER WE STOP HEARING VOICES WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY HEARING "SPIRITS" RIP OUR HOUSE APART!"
-JOHN B. WELLS

"I FUCKING HATE DAVID RUBINI. DRAMA! OUR POLITICS ARE THE SAME. BUT HE'S A FLAT EARTHER. HE TALKS TOO MUCH, MY WIFE THINKS HE IS INSANE BUT HILARIOUS. WE LOVED TO TALK AND LAUGH WITH RUBINI
LATE LATE AT NIGHT. NOW WE HOPE HE DIES SOONER THAN WE DO. HE DID GREAT WORK FOR US. RUBINI GOT ME ENOUGH MONEY TO RETIRE AS HE PROMISED. FUCK DAVID RUBINI!
-KEITH ROWLAND

"DAVID RUBINI SAID MY WIFE'S AREOLA'S WERE UNUSUAL. I DO NOT EVEN KNOW IF DAVID RUBINI IS A PERSON OR MERELY AN IDEA?"
-MICHAEL WALKER AKA MICHAEL VANDEVEN AKA. M.V. AKA LIBERACE

"DAVID RUBINI IS A FUNNY GUY. SMART MAN. LISTEN TO RUBINI. I AM DOING WHAT HE WANTED ME TO DO AT DMDN OVER AT LTV AND I AM BANKING. RUBINI IS RIGHT ABOUT TIM OZMAN AND MICHAEL MARSHALEK. THEY REALLY SCREWED US AND EVEN THE POOCH!"
-NATHAN STOLPMAN

"RUBINI I INSIST ORDERED A PACK OF WILD DOGS TO FOLLOW MY EVERY MOVE VIA TARGETED INTERGALCTIC BEINGS THAT RAPED MY FAMILY!"
-GEORGE NOORY

"

CRUCIFY him!
CRUCIFY him!
CRUCIFY him!

#RubiniWINNING

There is no troll like an old troll.

Kid, how does it feel being cucked by the best ?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLQ0LZSnJFE

Jackstar

Quote from: Silphion on October 28, 2020, 09:28:31 PM
Kid, how does it feel being cucked by the best ?

You will have to tell me... once The Quincunx has finished having Their way with you.


Quote from: Corona Kitty on October 28, 2020, 09:01:57 PM
#RubiniWINNING

Ye were warned. I warned ye. Ye were all warned.
This is exciting, isn't it?
I wish I could have gone on strike before!
Can I have 10,000 marbles, please?

Corona Kitty

Quote from: K_Dubb on October 28, 2020, 09:22:14 PM
I don't know if it would be such a joke if it had.  But it doesn't matter; at least they're thinking about it!  I won't bother you at all in the palatial residence with decks and infinity pools; all I need is a little grass cuckshack.



#LEGEND
#MONEYTEAM

Silphion

Quote from: Jackstar on October 28, 2020, 09:41:16 PM
The Quincunx

You never did explain what that pitiful fixation was anyway.
Waiting for a friend.



Jackstar

Quote from: Silphion on October 28, 2020, 09:51:07 PM
You never did explain what that pitiful fixation was anyway.

No one asked--and now, The Strike. What do you want me to do... rewind time like at the end of Superman: The Movie? I can't do that, although that would be cool... but I wouldn't do that for this anyway.

You people had your chance to ask relevant, meaningful & cogent questions. Just ask yourself..  what did you do instead?

Quote from: Silphion on October 28, 2020, 09:51:07 PM
Waiting for a friend.

#MeToo.

Quote from: Silphion on October 28, 2020, 09:51:07 PM
pitiful

As one Citizen Of BellGab to another, here's my advice: this probably isn't the best way to make new friends.

Silphion

Quote from: Jackstar on October 28, 2020, 10:18:59 PM
No one asked ... What do you want me to do ... rewind time ?

Quote from: Silphion on June 16, 2020, 02:13:43 AM
Could you take a moment and reference what you mean by The Quincunx ?

At least the response was pitiful.

albrecht

Quote from: Silphion on October 28, 2020, 10:29:36 PM
At least the response was pitiful.
Shoulda been something like


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DndrpxR8as

easy answer. Or, at least shade "b" on the Scantron

Jackstar

Quote from: Silphion on October 28, 2020, 10:29:36 PM
At least the response was pitiful.

I think the more appropriate word to use here is "precise." You asked, I answered, then you stopped your inquiry. What did you expect me to do, chase you down and whisper everything in your ear?

You had ample time to pursue your curiosity, and now it would seem you still do. However, I am now... unavailable. See how that works? That's how that works.

#InvisibleHashtags

Silphion

Quote from: Jackstar on October 28, 2020, 10:54:26 PM
I think the more appropriate word to use here is "precise." You asked, I answered, then you stopped your inquiry. What did you expect me to do, chase you down and whisper everything in your ear?

Quote from: Silphion on June 23, 2020, 09:58:54 PM

"𝐇𝐞𝐲, 𝐛𝐭𝐰, 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥, "𝐂𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐲..." 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 "𝐘𝐞𝐬." 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐮𝐩❓ 𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞, 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲, 𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐝❓ 𝐎𝐛𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐛𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬. 𝐅𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫, 𝐨𝐛𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈'𝐦 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐠𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐛𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞, 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐲-𝐩𝐥𝐮𝐬 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐬 𝐛𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐬𝐲 𝐧𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐬."

𝑇ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑘 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑒𝑙𝑜𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑒𝑙𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛. 𝑀𝑦 𝑑𝑒𝑒𝑝𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑙𝑜𝑔𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑑𝑒𝑖𝑔𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑒𝑛𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑟𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑒.

Testing the waters and realizing it was only a mirror surface

Jackstar

I suppose it didn't occur to you that I would have liked to have known more as well. If no one asked, I could hardly answer.

Quote from: Silphion on October 28, 2020, 11:07:38 PM
Testing the waters and realizing it was only a mirror surface

... were you on strike, too? I had high hopes. No one else even came close. Sigh. In any case I am sure that someone is going to crack those eggs and make that omelet, and frankly, the less I have to do with it and the farther I am away from the kitchen when the whisk comes out, the better.

That having been said, you're welcome to continue to pursue the matter. But first... #FreeDavidRubini. I know, right? I have no idea how to do it either, and also, I am on strike. I just spent five minutes digging around for some information for you--since you asked so nicely when brining it up again--and I don't have a blessed thing to dish out, and I nearly meditated myself into a coma. Clearly a win-win for... well, whomevah.

Jackstar

Why is all this bleeding over into Decon's thread? Oh, right--pitiful.

Corona Kitty

Our friend Silphion is triggered.






Corona Kitty

Quote from: Silphion on October 30, 2020, 12:44:44 AM
Is this indicative of you selling your soul to the Devil Rubini ?

Rubini is taking me to the next level...



https://youtu.be/ueRzA9GUj9c




Lilith

Quote from: Corona Kitty on October 30, 2020, 12:54:47 AM
Rubini is taking me to the next level...





#LEGACY
www.conspiracy.radio

also:



#SupportTheGreatRUBINI

whoozit

Quote from: Corona Kitty on October 30, 2020, 12:54:47 AM
Rubini is taking me to the next level...
Stay safe and use condoms.  Thoughts and Prayers.


ItsOver

Quote from: whoozit on October 30, 2020, 06:21:50 AM
Stay safe and use condoms.  Thoughts and Prayers.
And don’t forget the selfies.



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