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« Reply #6780 on: September 12, 2020, 10:59:44 PM »
bad posture
pre-arthritic neck already showing its yanked-forward strain
poorly organized corkboard
has an actual corkboard
no sign of a chessboard OR EVEN PIECES

2/10 WOULD NOT BANG

Well, she sure aint no Dr. Laura now is she?

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« Reply #6781 on: September 12, 2020, 11:59:14 PM »
Well, she sure aint no Dr. Laura now is she?

Bellgab is a place for lovers.

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« Reply #6782 on: September 13, 2020, 12:07:29 AM »
Bellgab is a place for lovers.

Can confirm.
Source: (REDACTED)

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« Reply #6783 on: September 15, 2020, 03:23:22 PM »

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« Reply #6784 on: September 15, 2020, 03:26:03 PM »

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« Reply #6785 on: September 15, 2020, 03:39:30 PM »

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« Reply #6786 on: September 15, 2020, 04:02:50 PM »

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« Reply #6787 on: September 15, 2020, 06:33:02 PM »
4 realz?

Is it bad to burn down San Francisco?

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« Reply #6788 on: September 15, 2020, 06:38:43 PM »
Is it bad to burn down San Francisco?

Yeah, the city itself is one of the better ones. It’s just some of the people that should be “burnt down.” Start with Pelosi’s ice cream stash.

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« Reply #6789 on: September 15, 2020, 07:06:30 PM »
Yeah, the city itself is one of the better ones. It’s just some of the people that should be “burnt down.” Start with Pelosi’s ice cream stash.

Amazing.

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« Reply #6790 on: September 15, 2020, 07:13:02 PM »

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« Reply #6791 on: September 15, 2020, 07:17:56 PM »
Is it bad to burn down San Francisco?

Is the guest tonight the Pelosi Pooper?


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« Reply #6792 on: September 15, 2020, 07:26:43 PM »
Oh I hope it is Poo Taras, he of the ravishing kaju katli and delicate gulab jamun!

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« Reply #6793 on: September 15, 2020, 10:46:50 PM »
Is the guest tonight the Pelosi Pooper?



That would be a good guest

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« Reply #6794 on: September 15, 2020, 11:06:43 PM »
That would be a good guest

Make sure he brings his own litter bags.

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« Reply #6795 on: September 15, 2020, 11:16:40 PM »
Make sure he brings his own litter bags.


I'll wear gloves and keep a socially safe distance.

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« Reply #6796 on: September 19, 2020, 11:05:37 PM »


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« Reply #6798 on: September 20, 2020, 06:04:23 PM »
Dr. Paul Cottrell and Dr James "Big Gulp Goiter" Fetzer back to back on success nights. It is a great time to be alive!

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« Reply #6799 on: September 20, 2020, 06:07:58 PM »
Dr. Paul Cottrell and Dr James "Big Gulp Goiter" Fetzer back to back on successive nights. It is a great time to be alive!

We're truly in the middle of a Golden Age, folks!

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« Reply #6800 on: September 20, 2020, 07:53:38 PM »
Dr. Paul Cottrell and Dr James "Big Gulp Goiter" Fetzer back to back on success nights. It is a great time to be alive!

We're truly in the middle of a Golden Age, folks!


Gentlemen... I had a very bad feeling after I ate panda express.

Jim, I believe has once again botched the times.... This happened last time when I forgot to remind him we were on today not Monday.



Don't worry...

I did do a free patreon show in case this occurred.

https://www.patreon.com/posts/41769126

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« Reply #6801 on: September 20, 2020, 07:59:36 PM »

Gentlemen... I had a very bad feeling after I ate panda express.

Jim, I believe has once again botched the times.... This happened last time when I forgot to remind him we were on today not Monday.



Don't worry...

I did do a free patreon show in case this occurred.

https://www.patreon.com/posts/41769126

Frickin' Panda Express.   There outta be a law!

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« Reply #6802 on: September 20, 2020, 08:02:12 PM »
Wait a minute.....


And just like that... Jim said he's alive ... Wtf

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« Reply #6803 on: September 20, 2020, 08:06:04 PM »
Frickin' Panda Express.   There outta be a law!
Don't think for a moment that Panda Express and the "issues" that result from eating it is not a part of the plot.


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« Reply #6804 on: September 20, 2020, 08:07:26 PM »
Wait a minute.....


And just like that... Jim said he's alive ... Wtf

I *love* Panda Express. It is my favoritest!

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« Reply #6805 on: September 20, 2020, 08:08:29 PM »
Don't think for a moment that Panda Express and the "issues" that result from eating it is not a part of the plot.



I like panda express even though I know, its coming straight out of me in about an hour.

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« Reply #6806 on: September 20, 2020, 08:11:56 PM »
I like panda express even though I know, its coming straight out of me in about an hour.

Good thing it's not video.  ;D

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« Reply #6807 on: September 20, 2020, 08:13:04 PM »
I like panda express even though I know, its coming straight out of me in about an hour.

Senda should replace his Red Baron pizza diet with Panda Express.  The pounds will start to flow off of him.

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« Reply #6808 on: September 20, 2020, 08:15:47 PM »
I like panda express even though I know, its coming straight out of me in about an hour.
It is like Indian Food. So good but, basically, a purge on the system. You don't wanna eat until after you closed the bars down and you got some free, uninterrupted time the next morning in the head.

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« Reply #6809 on: September 20, 2020, 08:16:14 PM »
Senda should replace his Red Baron pizza diet with Panda Express.  The pounds will start to flow off of him.

No need for a spigot?