Art Bell Quits Dark Matter

[MikeJ]

Ootunes will do this, I think

Ootunes?  Not familiar with that.

[MikeJ]

You got it, Falkie!   

Now....can you tell me why I can't stay signed in here anymore? If I leave the page....I'm off, no matter what is checked.

Same here...relatively new phenomenon

[Falkie2013]

Ootunes?  Not familiar with that.

That's when Noory sings karaoke to his Cheerios bowl.

[Falkie2013]

Same here...relatively new phenomenon

I stay permanently signed on. Even after I die, I'll still try to post here.

And no code like that Houdini guy either.

Now there's a thought.

ETP posters from beyond the grave.

T being typing.

[Jocko Johnson]

Tarmac, maybe you can spearhead this whole thing. What would the schedule of daily events look like? Will there be speakers? What type of activites to facilitate the "group building" amongst Art Bell fans? Or will everybody just go there seperate ways in vegas and go drink and gamble?

I am there...we have to wear the hello my name is sticky tags with our gabcast handles!

[MikeJ]

It's gonna be HUGE!! It will eventually cause C2C to lose most of its listeners once people become aware of it's existence. Sort of cool to see the birth of such a great network here!! Would AM stations that currently carrry C2C be able to replace C2C with Art's Channel, once theire contract is over with C2C?
Not sure how that works. If so, i eventually see most AM channels broadcasting The Art Bell Network instead of boring Snoorey, during that time slot!!!!!!

For history buffs, in the words of Josef Goebbels 1943: "Wollt ihr den totalen Krieg???"  JAAAAA!!

[Falkie2013]

I say we all keep the thread going fighting and laughing while building your stream network on the
website and the time will pass before anyone knows it. By then your network will be mature, your
fans will be here waiting, and you won't have to deal with corporate BS ever again.

Meanwhile, Falkie will be painting himself green and putting on a false moustache for his youtube
role as the Grinch that Stole 104 and plans for Pahrumpalooza  roll on where your fans will hold
annual knife fights to settle scores from this message board.

I don't see a downside. Forward we go!

Hey I like that.
The Grinch that Stole 104.

I change it to grunch and ...

" Hey there, my name is $noore.
  I'm the grunch that Stole Yer 104.
  Gotta listen to me instead of Bell.
  And ya know you will bee-cause I am swell.

  Just like Mattel. "

I found this site and am laughing my ass off over some of the pictures on it.

Which mustache should I use ?

http://www.actonecostumes.net/bemusiandse.html

Tonight :

George Noory IS Mark Twain in a Detroit Yankee in KING ARTHUR'S court !!!

[Jocko Johnson]

Hoagland just did a cruise. Christ, imagine being stuck on a boat with that guy?

You kidding! ? Give that joker a few shots and he'd be dancing on the ceiling...it'd be hilarious. ..alone worth the price of admission!  He's out of his mind as it is just imagine him blasted? Now that's what I call entertainment.  MV and the other radio stars we seem to have around here could do live broadcasts...fishy could talk about his books and sell autographed copiesin the lobby . The possibilities are endless.  Many places will help set up conventions for the biz.

[Jocko Johnson]

If you manage to bring him up in correspondence can you ask his opinion on his co-contributor Mike Bara's response to valid and polite questions? The response being 'Eat shit and die'.. It  might be a new scientific terminology that isn't out to the wider community yet. Just asking.

Hoagland just did a cruise. Christ, imagine being stuck on a boat with that guy?

He must have attended the jorch snorgy schrool of how to make friends and influence people.

[nika01]

Ootunes?  Not familiar with that.

Its an ipad/iphone app.

[MikeJ]

Thanks

[SciFiAuthor]

Hey I like that.
The Grinch that Stole 104.

I change it to grunch and ...

" Hey there, my name is $noore.
  I'm the grunch that Stole Yer 104.
  Gotta listen to me instead of Bell.
  And ya know you will bee-cause I am swell.

  Just like Mattel. "

I found this site and am laughing my ass off over some of the pictures on it.

Which mustache should I use ?

http://www.actonecostumes.net/bemusiandse.html

Tonight :

George Noory IS Mark Twain in a Detroit Yankee in KING ARTHUR'S court !!!

Holy crap. Now that's a selection of moustaches. While I find myself strangely drawn to BME49 (I've always had a soft spot for a well designed beard), I'd say that BMG 9 or 10 are the most Dave-like.

[Falkie2013]

For history buffs, in the words of Josef Goebbels 1943: "Wollt ihr den totalen Krieg???"  JAAAAA!!

Call of Duty :

Pahrump Desert Style.

" Yes, folks. Bell is back. He's packin' . He's pissed. And he's podcasting. Hellfire comes to Pahrump tonight ! "

[Jocko Johnson]

What would be really fun is banning the use of our nicknames at Bellcon. You can't reveal who you are on the forum until the end of the convention. That way people will having beers with each other and making friends, and the next they're pulling knives. 

And never take a knife to a gun fight...or take a gun to a knife fight? Or maybe a big hook...a gig...a harpoon. ..a tuna net for you maybe!? Eh fishy?

[Falkie2013]

Holy crap. Now that's a selection of moustaches. While I find myself strangely drawn to BME49 (I've always had a soft spot for a well designed beard), I'd say that BMG 9 or 10 are the most Dave-like.

Those mustaches made me think of this :

With narration by Ross :

" The Man With NO Channel is Back ! Art Bell IS the man in A Fistful of Pahrump ! "

And the sequel and spinoffs.

Once Upon A Podcast in Pahrump.

And ...

For A Few Channels More.

[littlechris]

For history buffs, in the words of Josef Goebbels 1943: "Wollt ihr den totalen Krieg???"  JAAAAA!!

Und der Krieg wird es sein! C2c geht unter!!!!!

[JimHarold]

Also, Keith should be informed that the people who listen to the podcasts on Artbell.com want to have a way to download them to their iPods so they can listen to them whenever they want to.  This is what I'm hearing anyhow.

In regard to my program while I'd highly recommend that you listen to The Paranormal Podcast on the DMN stream, you can also find it on iTunes.  The last 90 days of the program is and will continue to be available there for free as they have been since 2005.

[Falkie2013]

Und der Krieg wird es sein! C2c geht unter!!!!!

" Tonight on WWE. Art Bell and George Noory in a steel cage, no rules, no elimination death match referreed by The Guy From Pittsburgh ( tm ) . Beeeeeeee there !!! ... "

[Falkie2013]

Und der Krieg wird es sein! C2c geht unter!!!!!

Total War Kunst Glocke dunkle Materie !

Someone has to show me how to do that on the Mac.

Hmm, Panzerlied Art Bell style ?

I know it's not politcally correct but those songs are how I first learned the little German I know along with the story of Max undt Moritz.

My uncles Willy, Heinz, and Siegfried were in the Luftwaffe, Wehrmacht and the Kriegsmarine.
My Father was in the US Army.
An uncle on his side was in the Imperial Japanese Navy and bombed Pearl Harbor.


Everytime I hear that song I want to go out and attack something.

German lyrics   Best English Translation
First stanza
Ob's stürmt oder schneit, ob die Sonne uns lacht,
Der Tag glühend heiß, oder eiskalt die Nacht,
Bestaubt sind die Gesichter, doch froh ist unser Sinn, ja, unser Sinn.
Es braust unser Panzer im Sturmwind dahin. (x2)
If it storms or snows, or the sun smiles on us,
The day burning hot, or the icy cold of night.
Dusty are our faces, but happy is our sense, yes, our sense.
Then roar our tanks into the storm's wind. (x2)
Second stanza
Mit donnernden Motoren, so schnell wie der Blitz,
Dem Feinde entgegen, im Panzer geschützt
Voraus den Kameraden, Im Kampfe ganz allein, Steh'n wir allein.
So stoßen wir tief in die feindlichen Reih'n! (x2)
With thundering engines, to fast as lightning,
Towards the enemy, sheltered in the tank,
Ahead of our comrades, In the fight all alone, yes all alone.
Thus we push deep into the enemies ranks! (x2)
Third stanza
Wenn vor uns ein feindlicher Panzer erscheint,
Wird Vollgas gegeben und ran an den Feind.
Was gilt denn unser Leben für uns'res Reiches Heer? Ja, Reiches Heer.
Für Deutschland zu sterben ist unsre höchste Ehr'. (x2)
When before us a hostile tank appears,
Full throttle is given and we close with the enemy.
What does our life matter but for the Reich's army? Yes, Reich's army.
To die for Germany is our highest honor. (x2)
Fourth stanza
Mit Sperren und Tanks hält der Gegner uns auf,
Wir lachen darüber und fahren nicht drauf.
Und schüttelt er gar grämlich und wütend seine Hand, Ja seine Hand.
Wir suchen uns Wege, die keiner sonst fand. (x2)
With obstacles and tanks the foe blocks our path,
We laugh about it and don't drive upon them.
And even if his hand shakes morosely and furiously, yes, his hand.
We search for ways, that no one else found. (x2)
Fifth stanza
Und läßt uns im Stich einst das treulose Glück,
Und kehren wir nicht mehr zur Heimat zurück,
Trifft uns die Todeskugel, ruft uns das Schicksal ab, Ja, Schicksal ab.
Dann wird unser Panzer ein ehernes Grab! (x2)
And if we are abandoned by treacherous luck,
And if we don't return back home again,
If death's bullet finds us, and fate calls us away, yes, us away.
Then our tank shall become an honorable iron grave! (x2)



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bE3SywMSJE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hjDEbq6Yg4

[MikeJ]

Und der Krieg wird es sein! C2c geht unter!!!!!

Ausgezeichnet!

[littlechris]

" Tonight on WWE. Art Bell and George Noory in a steel cage, no rules, no elimination death match referreed by The Guy From Pittsburgh ( tm ) . Beeeeeeee there !!! ... "

Ich wünschte, Kunst und George waren etwa 30 Jahre jünger, so dass sie in den Ring gehen und schlagen die Scheiße aus miteinander können.  Ha ha ha!!

[Shadow Wolf]

In regard to my program while I'd highly recommend that you listen to The Paranormal Podcast on the DMN stream, you can also find it on iTunes.  The last 90 days of the program is and will continue to be available there for free as they have been since 2005.

Mr Harold, I am looking forward to hearing your show on Art Bells Dark Matter Network. I have never heard you before, and while a lot of people here seem to have unlimited free streaming download, I do not. I think Art has hit on a very good Idea, and I am sure there are many other Paranomal type host that I will find and enjoy listening to.  So I will forgo the listening to the past shows, so that I have a new fresh show for my first listening experience of you.

[Falkie2013]

Ich wünschte, Kunst und George waren etwa 30 Jahre jünger, so dass sie in den Ring gehen und schlagen die Scheiße aus miteinander können.  Ha ha ha!!

" In sand or in snow, the King smiles on us.
  The desert burning hot or the cold of Mid-night.
  Dusty are our radio dials, but happy is our faces, happy is our faces.
  As we roar our Metros into the superstorm's wind. "

Or we could drive the obvious vehicles.

Former German radiowagens.
With updated radios made by Telefunken, of course.
Or Blaupunkt.

[BobBlahBlah]

Art, we will make your site and network the next big thing!

[dortmunder]

Was ist hier los, Leute? Wird auf einmal Deutsch gesprochen? Bin ja selbst bald wieder im Heimatland! Dortmund, ich komme! Und ich setze alles auf Borussia! Volle pulle, Jungs! Scheiss auf FC Bayern!


BVB Borussia Dortmund Am Borsigplatz geboren mit Liedtext

[nika01]

Germany tried to take over the world 2x and failed.

[Jnthn932]

Germany tried to take over the world 2x and failed.

Really? That's not in my common core history book....

[Falkie2013]

Art, we will make your site and network the next big thing!

Wilkommen zu Bellgab.

I wish I knew more German so I could do a post in it.

Hmm, Goebbel's Total War speech directed at Noory ...

[nika01]

Really? That's not in my common core history book....

I hate sarcasm.

Maybe I should start posting in morse code

[littlechris]

Germany tried to take over the world 2x and failed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lur-SGl3uw8