Art Bell

[The Kraken]

Yes, yes I am 

Needs Whiskey. I'll accept beer too.

[Night Train]

Yes, yes I am 

Looks good to me! 

With my freezer full of Totino's Pizza Rolls, it's going to be a long time before I have real pizza again.

[HumanBeing]

Needs Whiskey. I'll accept beer too.

I actually have one of these, http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/22/34/
But a 750ml version 

[HumanBeing]

Looks good to me! 

With my freezer full of Totino's Pizza Rolls, it's going to be a long time before I have real pizza again.

I think you are doing just fine Sir. I am jealous of your overabundance of Pizza Rolls. They go great with virtually anything 

[whoozit]

One more time:

Why can't people just say that that was a completely fucking asinine comment, the stupidest fucking comment ever posted here, and probably one of the stupidest fucking comments in the history of internet?

Usually the number of replies is inversely proportional to the stupidity of the post.  I hope this gives you the validation you are so desperately seeking.  The Internet is not a good place for those with low self-esteem.

[Night Train]

I think you are doing just fine Sir. I am jealous of your overabundance of Pizza Rolls. They go great with virtually anything 

All kidding aside, I do enjoy Totino's Pizza Rolls from time to time. And even if I were a 62 year old man pulling down half a mil a year hosting a paranormal talk show heard on some 620 stations, I would probably indulge in them from time to time.  However, I would never forget that you have to let them cool before biting into them.  And if I did forget that, I sure as heck wouldn't go on some 620 radio stations and admit that I'm a 62 year old man that doesn't know how to eat Totino's Pizza Rolls without scalding myself so bad I have to miss a couple days of work.

[Night Train]

Usually the number of replies is inversely proportional to the stupidity of the post.  I hope this gives you the validation you are so desperately seeking.  The Internet is not a good place for those with low self-esteem.

You forgot Poland!

LOLOLOLO LMFAO LMAOLALALAXPRXRKCW3  : MISERABLE FAGGOT

[ItsOver]

My dad said when he was in college his breakfast would often consist of cold pizza and warm beer that was all left out from the night before.

I had a roommate in college who's favorite breakfast was beer and nacho cheese Doritos.  I'm not sure he ever graduated.

[wr250]

Needs Whiskey. I'll accept beer too.

[ItsOver]

All kidding aside, I do enjoy Totino's Pizza Rolls from time to time. And even if I were a 62 year old man pulling down half a mil a year hosting a paranormal talk show heard on some 620 stations, I would probably indulge in them from time to time.  However, I would never forget that you have to let them cool before biting into them.  And if I did forget that, I sure as heck wouldn't go on some 620 radio stations and admit that I'm a 62 year old man that doesn't know how to eat Totino's Pizza Rolls without scalding myself so bad I have to miss a couple days of work.

"That's true!"

[SciFiAuthor]

Reading this thread made me hungry. I totally had to go get a plate of cold turkey and mustard.

[Value Of Pi]

I think you are doing just fine Sir. I am jealous of your overabundance of Pizza Rolls. They go great with virtually anything 

You see how nice and pleasant things can be around here when people stick to talking about pizza rolls and manly men? I don't recall any of the Stepford Wives ever getting into nasty debates with each other. Maybe a couple of them ended up killing their husbands but that was understandable. This is just so... nice. Except my toast is cold.

[Donald Noory]

Did Art ever consider buying some earplugs so he wouldn't hear the fireworks when he went outside?

[Rix Gins]

I had a roommate in college who's favorite breakfast was beer and nacho cheese Doritos.  I'm not sure he ever graduated.

Wasn't this guy, was it?

[bellNwhistle]

Reading this thread made me hungry. I totally had to go get a plate of cold turkey and mustard.

Me too.. only I don't have turkey.  

[whoozit]

You forgot Poland!

LOLOLOLO LMFAO LMAOLALALAXPRXRKCW3  : MISERABLE FAGGOT

Ouch.  That made me re-examine my life to this point.  And have a good cry.

[Night Train]

Me too.. only I don't have turkey.

Me either.  I've got the pizza rolls, but no meat.  So I'm gonna go out back and run a federal judge through a woodchipper.  Talk about shredded pork!

[Freyja]

Maybe silly to you but no sillier than Art's sudden declaratations of leaving MITD then hinting at a return and then declaring that he is done with Bellgab and social media only to return less than a week later.

I refuse to play sycophant to curry favor for his return here or on the radio.

Bell seems to be able to play the nut huggers here like a violin. Happily I don't consider myself one of them.

+1111 ...more than well said.

I don't see being blind, deaf and dumb as a prerequisite or condition of being a fan: sycophantic adulation. 

Any fan questioning, disliking something or being disappointed and/or not believing something a celebrity does/says/decides/performs etc, does NOT automatically make one a "troll".

I am and always will be a fan of the product Art produces when he's on his game...and that is what it is - a product. I am not a fan however of how he treats his audience and his business over all these years.     

[Night Train]

+1111 ...more than well said.

I don't see being blind, deaf and dumb as a prerequisite or condition of being a fan: sycophantic adulation. 

Any fan questioning, disliking something or being disappointed and/or not believing something a celebrity does/says/decides/performs etc, does NOT automatically make one a "troll".

I am and always will be a fan of the product Art produces when he's on his game...and that is what it is - a product. I am not a fan however of how he treats his audience and his business over all these years.   

Exactly.

Art gives his fans one Pahrump Steamer after another, and a whole bunch of them are like "Thank you, sir!  May I have another?"

[ItsOver]

Wasn't this guy, was it?

Some wild and crazy guy from Florida, kind of resembled Erik Estrada.  He had no problem with the ladies.

[munbeam666]

manly yes.....but I like it, too. 

terrible soap

[ItsOver]

Me either.  I've got the pizza rolls, but no meat.  So I'm gonna go out back and run a federal judge through a woodchipper.  Talk about shredded pork!

You might be able to find some left overs if you're up north.



"Doncha know..."

[Yorkshire pud]

Reading this thread made me hungry. I totally had to go get a plate of cold turkey and mustard.

Couldn't just part of you have gone?

[Value Of Pi]

Here's a nice, relaxing subject. What does Art eat for lunch? Does he even eat lunch? Why wouldn't he? We could have a nice pillow fight over this and nobody would get hurt. Keeping it real but keeping it light.

[zmbabwe]

  Come on, Night Train.

[Night Train]

Here's a nice, relaxing subject. What does Art eat for lunch? Does he even eat lunch? Why wouldn't he? We could have a nice pillow fight over this and nobody would get hurt. Keeping it real but keeping it light.

Don't know what Art eats, but I do know what he loves to watch his fans eat: crow.

As in

"Pull over; I gotta take a crow."

Or

"Same crow, different day."

Yep.  Art gets a huge kick out of watching his fans eat crow.

[Night Train]

  Come on, Night Train.

Ha!  Dude thinks I'm a colored guy!

[SciFiAuthor]

Couldn't just part of you have gone?

That would have been lazy and a misuse of astral projection. All of me went and got the turkey.

[Freyja]

That's the thing; he hasn't answered any of my questions , except to contradict something he said previously.  The same goes for his many defenders.  For example, I asked him why he didn't file the police report that would allow the cops to try to trace the alleged threatening phone call.  He replied by saying it was just a kid, and he didn't take it seriously and still doesn't. 

Then why in God's name did he go on the air and talk about it, and why in God's name did he tell the newspaper reporter that the death threat was part of an onslaught of "never ending terrorism"? 

When he's trying to convince people that he's under attack, the alleged threat is terrorism, but when we ask why he didn't file a police report about it, suddenly it's just some kid goofing off and nothing to be concerned about.

Night Train, he won't answer your questions.

He never answered several of mine either, including the one questioning that although it was nice of him to wake Asia up in the middle of the night to view the rare snow in the desert, how the hell was that safe without any security measures, when walking between his home and his studio to do MITD is not?

That's obviously not how Art plays his game.

People can believe or buy whatever they choose to...their prerogative and free will.

Personally I don't appreciated being played for a fool and this last fiasco, the quitting FB + BG, then not quitting, hanging up the mic but not retiring, now maybe doing a show once in a while etc.  makes me feel like that is exactly what he is doing and I don't like it. 

[Value Of Pi]

Don't know what Art eats, but I do know what he loves to watch his fans eat: crow.

As in

"Pull over; I gotta take a crow."

Or

"Same crow, different day."

Yep.  Art gets a huge kick out of watching his fans eat crow.

And we were doing so well. Have a brownie.