Art Bell

[jazmunda]

Just saw this posted on Art's FB Page. Well done Jazzy this is just a perfect tribute to Open Lines leading into Art's Open Lines test on Sunday. Kudos and thanks for all these videos.

Edit: On second watch I noticed your little surprise at the end. I won't spoil it but it's cool. ha ha.


https://youtu.be/mYk-9D8Kcbg

Thank you all. Open Lines are my favourite. Especially the Special Line Open Lines. I thought it was fitting to put this one last considering that the test night is an Open Lines night.

[chefist]

Thank you all. Open Lines are my favourite. Especially the Special Line Open Lines. I thought it was fitting to put this one last considering that the test night is an Open Lines night.

Amazing!!! And you put the "turn down your radio" lol

[Quick Karl]

The universe doesn't run on compassion. The basic philosophy of nature is murder, fornication and chaos. Animals eat animals, birds eat bugs, bacteria eat humans and we all breed like rabbits. That's all we're here to do. It's all about murder and sex. And that makes your philosophy an unviable and unnatural expectation of humanity. We evolved to gig mammoths and fight between our clans for survival, not to become a peaceful collective singing kumbaya while a koala flies overhead barfing rainbows. I'm not saying that violence is good, but absolute non-violence just gets you eaten.

So . . . how about that Hoagland? I can't wait to hear what he says about Dave and the big break up.

Lol that was fucking awesome!

I don't even know how I found that post I was just skipping around reading Art Bell posts in the lead up to the pending show...

[jazmunda]

So Jazmunda had to stick himself into the butt end of the video! 


Great video! I just hope you clipped your nails!

Well I thought after 10 trailers I deserved a bit of air time. 

I didn't have it in there initially but when I listened to the gerbil caller and then Art throws straight to the International Line I thought hmmmmmmm who do I know that's an International Line caller. 

[Celestial]

OOOOOOOOH! Love that latest trailer. Loved the little surprise at the end too. Awesome!

[bateman]

Well I thought after 10 trailers I deserved a bit of air time. 

I didn't have it in there initially but when I listened to the gerbil caller and then Art throws straight to the International Line I thought hmmmmmmm who do I know that's an International Line caller. 

Heh, cleverly done.

[jazmunda]

Amazing!!! And you put the "turn down your radio" lol

What would Open Lines be without a few "turn down your radio" bits?

[PrairieGhost]

Well I thought after 10 trailers I deserved a bit of air time. 

I didn't have it in there initially but when I listened to the gerbil caller and then Art throws straight to the International Line I thought hmmmmmmm who do I know that's an International Line caller. 

You deserve it. The videos are awesome.

[serenity]

Well I thought after 10 trailers I deserved a bit of air time. 

I didn't have it in there initially but when I listened to the gerbil caller and then Art throws straight to the International Line I thought hmmmmmmm who do I know that's an International Line caller. 

That was really good Jazz. Hope you make one or two later after the show start.

[jazmunda]

That was really good Jazz. Hope you make one or two later after the show start.

I discussed this with Saucy Rossy and depending on if I can find the right videos I might do a few short ones. If I can edit myself which is the hardest thing to do.

[Art Bell]

Jazz, thank you for the latest and ALL of them! The effort everybody has put in has been really awesome. I have several Interviews lined up with Radio Magazines and Talk Shows, so I have been a pretty busy guy as well.

Again, I guess this is the final push and to be honest I think it will be a rest to sit down and JUST do the show.

I have said it before, if we start small it will suit me just fine, there is just one reason for me to do this and it is simple, FUN.

Art

[Queen]

Thank you all. Open Lines are my favourite. Especially the Special Line Open Lines. I thought it was fitting to put this one last considering that the test night is an Open Lines night.

Ur vid was a bit of a bummer to see after reading some posts about a surprise. I was expecting ur pic to pop up lol.

[chefist]

"On the Radio Hosts who suck ass line we have Dave!, turn down your radio Dave you are on the air!"

[Heather Wade]

Just saw this posted on Art's FB Page. Well done Jazzy this is just a perfect tribute to Open Lines leading into Art's Open Lines test on Sunday. Kudos and thanks for all these videos.

Edit: On second watch I noticed your little surprise at the end. I won't spoil it but it's cool. ha ha.


https://youtu.be/mYk-9D8Kcbg

JAZ THE MUNDA!  You are right.  This is my favorite.  Thank you for making this!  The music is perfect.  Especially loved that you got Evelyn Paglini's first call in there.

[chefist]

Jazz, thank you for the latest and ALL of them! The effort everybody has put in has been really awesome. I have several Interviews lined up with Radio Magazines and Talk Shows, so I have been a pretty busy guy as well.

Again, I guess this is the final push and to be honest I think it will be a rest to sit down and JUST do the show.

I have said it before, if we start small it will suit me just fine, there is just one reason for me to do this and it is simple, FUN.

Art

Rock On!!!

[jazmunda]

Jazz, thank you for the latest and ALL of them!

No need to thank me. They were a thank you gift to you. We are all really excited about your return. You will do great. Enjoy the ride too. We will be.

[jazmunda]

Ur vid was a bit of a bummer to see after reading some posts about a surprise. I was expecting ur pic to pop up lol.

That's in the deleted scenes. You'll have to buy the Special Edition Blu Ray.

[maureen]

Well I thought after 10 trailers I deserved a bit of air time. 

I didn't have it in there initially but when I listened to the gerbil caller and then Art throws straight to the International Line I thought hmmmmmmm who do I know that's an International Line caller. 

totally hilarious!! thank you! and your call, so shy and awed, echoes all of us!! great labours of love!!

[Heather Wade]

totally hilarious!! thank you! and your call, so shy and awed, echoes all of us!! great labours of love!!

+1

[Lilith]

On the Fans of Falkie line we have area51drone.  area51drone, turn down your radio, you are ON THE AIR !!!

[chefist]

totally hilarious!! thank you! and your call, so shy and awed, echoes all of us!! great labours of love!!

Dave only wished he had this much love! Poor bastard.

[Lilith]

Thank you all. Open Lines are my favourite. Especially the Special Line Open Lines. I thought it was fitting to put this one last considering that the test night is an Open Lines night.

Hello Art, How are You?  NICE Jaz

[SaucyRossy]

Jazz, thank you for the latest and ALL of them! The effort everybody has put in has been really awesome. I have several Interviews lined up with Radio Magazines and Talk Shows, so I have been a pretty busy guy as well.

Again, I guess this is the final push and to be honest I think it will be a rest to sit down and JUST do the show.

I have said it before, if we start small it will suit me just fine, there is just one reason for me to do this and it is simple, FUN.

Art

Yeah, the anticipation is killing me at this point haha. I'm ready for some fun.


Though bellgab is fun. And weird. And unique.

[littlechris]

On the Fans of Falkie line we have area51drone.  area51drone, turn down your radio, you are ON THE AIR !!!

Lol. cute.

Yeah Jazz, maybe on your next video, you can put in the soundbyte of when George Senda called in to Art and kept mentioning the city of "Martinez" and Art kept getting mad at him telling him not to say his last name. Lol

Maybe your next trailer can be a funny one with funny soundbytes from Art's past shows and include Falkie's soundbyte.

Yes, this video also was my favorite.

jaz, You are on a roll, keep it going.

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[gdwarner]

RIP, Evelyn Paglini.

[UnscreenedCaller]

Well I thought after 10 trailers I deserved a bit of air time. 

I didn't have it in there initially but when I listened to the gerbil caller and then Art throws straight to the International Line I thought hmmmmmmm who do I know that's an International Line caller. 

Very Alfred Hitchcock of you, verbally speaking! This is a GREAT trailer, perfect in every way. I cracked up at the gerbil caller. Well, apart from the antichrists and aliens, he was my favorite caller of all time. So glad he made the cut!


I don't know, Jaz, I think maybe a career change is in order? 

[Spinner]

There's more. On Friday the blitz goes nuclear.

Getting ready for "The Great MITD Nuclear Blitz" 

[Spinner]

Well I thought after 10 trailers I deserved a bit of air time. 

I didn't have it in there initially but when I listened to the gerbil caller and then Art throws straight to the International Line I thought hmmmmmmm who do I know that's an International Line caller. 

That trailer is awesome, Jaz!

Love the cool ending. 

[slippingaway]

"Hi Art, how are you?" Everyone asks, even though the caller directly before asked.  I wonder how many times Art has been asked that question in his career.  That's 4 seconds per caller. Let's say he hears it 30 times a night. At at 30x 5 nights a week, 50 weeks (vacations) for 20 years. If those guestimates hold true, Art would have been asked that 150,000 times and it would have wasted 10,000 minutes of air time. That's 166.66 hours of pleasentries.

...That being said, the first thing out of my mouth when I hear that static/cut to live will probably be, "Hi Art, how are you." 

I read, think in Art of Talk, that Art's heart starts racing every single time before he goes on the air.  I imagine that's the same feeling that I get every time I've gotten when I've called and it actually rings. 

If my girlfriend could make my heart race like that, I'd marry her 

Oh and Jaz, your promos are amazing. My piddly little attempt was good in concept, but failed to deliver.  I blame my choice of software, laregly. Windows Live movie maker is kinda weak-sauce.

[Spinner]

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I will be a Guest Friday on a show with hundreds of stations.

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Every time I read this sentence, I get a tingle down my spine.