George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Insanity]

are you fucking kidding me?

Nope.
He basicaly said( in responce to a cellphone app). i'm paraphraseing a bit, but
" But could it be a portal for evil things, like a Ouiji board is? Could it be dangerous"

[PB the Deplorable]

wow.  it's as if he's a caricature of himself.

This is just like the other night when someone posted that a caller named Virginia called with a sad story and he ended the call with a cheey 'yes Virginia there is a Santa Claus', and on that wretched new 'TV' show when that guest mentioned dogs and George starts with his barking sound effects.  As always, George is mostly just listening for a pause so he can read the next cue card, but if he hears some key word he just respnds to that with a canned comment.
Whatever brain disease he has is geting worse.

[coaster]

The man barked like a dog. Nothing he will ever say or do will surprise me, unless its asking a decent, well thought out question. Something like that would knock me off my "back feet".

[ziznak]

He mentioned another "bean" apparently they also make intelligent beans now...

and whats this changling crap?? I can see it now... half of a young couple waking to feed the baby only to find a surprise waiting...

"very funny dear... cmon stop messing with me!! you switched the baby again didnt ya? admit it!!!"

[Insanity]

Holy Shit  did anyone understand half of what that caller was saying

"Don't you come into my brain and tell me it's ok to take my memories"

[armyvet8896]

I know right.  He was pissed

[popple]

I heard it to. He asked if the cellphone app could be a portal to let spirits come through. Hahahahahaha. Dork

Jorch's Eye Pad is a portal 

[armyvet8896]

One of  these nights I am actually gonna get on the air and tell an insane story that is complete Bullshit and see how many times I can get snoory to say portal

[Scully]

      Loren Coleman on the bigfoot/DNA story that Knapp covered a few weeks back. I'm done with bigfoot until he steps out into Times Square and conducts an interview. Catherine Austin Fitts explains the "fiscal cliff" to George. It went mostly like this: Fitts gets into the complexity of it all and George says "unbelievable amazing who knows?," and then Fitts gets back into the complexity of it all and George says, "unbelievable amazing who knows?" At one point George said that "the politicians have let us down," to which, and to her credit, Fitts tells George that the blame sits with "all of us."
     Memo to George:"you can't handle the truth" is a line from a movie, it's not an "old saying." Old sayings are lines that have been around forever and can't be attributed to anyone. Quotes from books, movies, songs, etc, can, and should, be attributed from whence they came. You are a broadcaster. You should know that.

 

George jots down idea for New Year's resolution: 
Pull...my...head...out...of...my...

Welcome back, Valdez!!!  You've still got your finger on the pulse of our dimwitted Simple Jorch. 

[Juan]

sNoory welcomed a caller from "Ports-mouth" New Hampshire.
He also insisted that Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev's name is pronounced Meh-dead-vev in Russia.

Maybe he is a portal.  Part of the commie plot to dumb down America.

[Sardondi]

....Maybe he is a portal.  Part of the commie plot to dumb down America.

That's it! George is a portal: things go into him and come out stupid.

[NoMoreNoory]

And next up, on the Wild Card Line, it's Mush Mouth from Ports Mouth. Heeeeyyy, Mushy, how arrrre yeeewww?

He brushed off a caller last night with this gem:
'That's a true possibility.'

[NoMoreNoory]

He also insisted that Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev's name is pronounced Meh-dead-vev in Russia.

We can start a collection: A Guide To World Leaders with Joorch Noory. My Dead Ved of Russia can now take his place alongside Armada Dinner Jahd of Iran

[valdez]

...He also insisted that Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev's name is pronounced Meh-dead-vev....

    I like Joshua P. Warren.  He doesn't let George slow him down and he's been to Transylvania.  I thought Robert Stanley was going to get on my nerves with all his "human/alien amongst us" talk, but he was passionate and sincere and occasionally chuckled at George's questions. The background to the segment was the statement by former President of Russia, and current Prime Minister (or is it the other way around?), and Putin tool, Dimitry Medvedev, that the earth is crawling with aliens.  Most people who's job it is to get things right pronounce his name Med-VYE-dev, but good ole George decided to go with the uncommon and ridiculously wrong: Meh-DEV-DEV.  Three times.  I'll bet he confused it with the name of another lovable world figure:

Bam Bam!

[Tara]

Last week Noory pronounced the state of Massachusetts as Maza chusetts.  The guy has a brain and speech impairment. 

[ItsOver]

It's Friday, so even more opportunities for Jorch to shine tonight!  Plus, UFO Phil!  :  I haven't caught much of C2C since the infamous Pizza Roll incident.  Fortunately, the local station has been playing "Ground Zero" in place of previous C2C rebroadcasts from the night before.  I can't take Clyde every night but if he's just delving into some paranormal topic, he's much better than The Nooron, IMO.

[Insanity]

    I like Joshua P. Warren.  He doesn't let George slow him down and he's been to Transylvania.  I thought Robert Stanley was going to get on my nerves with all his "human/alien amongst us" talk, but he was passionate and sincere and occasionally chuckled at George's questions. The background to the segment was the statement by former President of Russia, and current Prime Minister (or is it the other way around?), and Putin tool, Dimitry Medvedev, that the earth is crawling with aliens.  Most people who's job it is to get things right pronounce his name Med-VYE-dev, but good ole George decided to go with the uncommon and ridiculously wrong: Meh-DEV-DEV.  Three times.  I'll bet he confused it with the name of another lovable world figure:

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Could that be the pace Jorch keeps saying he somes from, when he says "olde county" on those commercials?


Which is more frightening....

   

[b_dubb]

From the Doug Dietrich Pearl Harbor show : " ... the sailors were eating brefffest ... "

I didn't much care for how Dietrich pissed on the memory of those who died during that assault. Fuck him and his made up history circus act

[Ruteger]

I will not listen to Noory - no matter the guest. This program is a brilliant mirror to the shitty-ness that America has become to re-elect the Obama Regime.

[thefamilyghost]

I will not listen to Noory - no matter the guest. This program is a brilliant mirror to the shitty-ness that America has become to re-elect the Obama Regime.

Oookay there dude.

[At the stroke of midnight]

Wow! Wasn't that generous of Joshua P. Warren to share his 2012 video for free, with just a week of potential scamming remaining? What the hell would he know about Kukulkan? I find it ironic that while the real Mayans are struggling to feed themselves and keep a roof over their heads; greedy, lazy Americans have been getting rich selling fake 'Mayan wisdom'. For just one day I would like to see Snoory, Hoaxland, Jenkins and the rest of the 2012 gravy-train riders, get off their lazy asses and actually do real work. Here's something straight from the horse's mouth: when the Mayan Calendar really does end, the pretenders will be "swept away like dry dead leaves in a string wind". Any 'spiritual teacher' charging money is no genuine teacher. No exceptions.

[Mels-hole1984]

As expected, Noory's first quick guest at the start of the show tonight was the Number's Lady for a quick comment on today's numerolgical 12-12-12 date.
Noory is so predictable, its scary...

EXTRA! Malted,Barley & Select Hops for Extra Gravity...

[ziznak]

ahhh georgie's news: man dies dancing gangdam style!!... and of course now the show is dedicated to the school shooting.

[Morgus]

Noory is totally predictable yet again.
Tonight he added his regular pro-gun advocate guest John Lott for the first hour tonight...

[Sardondi]

EXTRA! Malted,Barley & Select Hops for Extra Gravity...

BWAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAA! Gotta love Mel's-hole1984's avatar! Yes, it's a little of the old ultra-stroke-mouth for George and his loyal noogs.

[Yiddle]

This post-Connecticut Shooting hour was surreal.  The answer isn't controlling assault weapons, the answer is more guns!!!  Don't worry if you're faced with someone with automatic weapons, you can still get him with your 6 shooter if you sneak up on him, right George?  I always knew the CIA was behind Columbine. 

[Darisi]

Though controversial, Breggin has the Bona Fidas. Now if Snoory would just shut the fuck up, Breggin just might have something interesting to say.

[Darisi]

Please George,  please just let the man speak w/o your stupid interjections.

[Eddie Coyle]

This post-Connecticut Shooting hour was surreal.  The answer isn't controlling assault weapons, the answer is more guns!!!  Don't worry if you're faced with someone with automatic weapons, you can still get him with your 6 shooter if you sneak up on him, right George?  I always knew the CIA was behind Columbine.

I didn't hear it, but did John "Eyebrows of a female impersonator" Lott suggest that we start arming pre-schoolers as a preventative?

[Mels-hole1984]

BWAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAA! Gotta love Mel's-hole1984's avatar! Yes, it's a little of the old ultra-stroke-mouth for George and his loyal noogs.

I must give credit where credit is due...Thanks goes out to Ziznak.