George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Nucky Nolan]

Tonight's Coast is a combination of Sunday school and science fiction. The guest has quite the imagination. He deserves credit for that, but I likely won't watch "The Watchers". I like to separate my religion from my UFOs. I just turned off the show. I've had my fill of the Nephilim, and I don't tune in to hear guests' opinions on politics and religion. Let me know if Marzulli claims that EBEs are Democrat satanists. The "Grays are demons" chewing gum lost its flavor four years ago, so booking problems dictate that Noory will bring it out from under his desk as much as he can.

[popple]

Or 'Were any kids ever interested in the mob'?

...No, never George. Lol.

Well, you see, when Jorchie was a little baby all he cared about was breeding hamsters in fish bowls.

[elbee]

Anyone else think "Beyond Belief" is a rather ironic title?

[ziznak]

it's pronounced "Byond BLEEEF"
and I cringe everytime he gets to plug his gay little show... I can just imagine all of the little old cat ladies sitting in their knitting chairs and pondering if their social security check can handle paying for a friggin gaia subscription.

[Insanity]

Holy Fawk the guy on tonight is all over the place.

Is there a anything he doesnt belive in......

Jorch Sucks..... Though he atleast may be Konshus tonight.....

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[Juan]

The diet doctor was a typical, condescending MD.  He refused to acknowledge that different people have different dietary needs.  One thing I've learned in years of fighting off excess pounds is that what words very well for one person might not work at all for me.
sNoory, of course, enabled the guest, so still sucks.

[valdez]

     I didn't catch Glynis McCants (the numbers lady) and completely tuned out Dr. John McDougall as I have completely had it with these health freak segments.  I never thought much of L.A. Marzulli until John B. interviewed him once an I found him somewhat interesting.  It's amazing how George can so completely smother a guest with his mediocrity.  I give Marzulli points tonight for knocking one of George's sacred beliefs: Planet X. "So there are some aspects of the paranormal that you will negate?"  Eh, yeah, George.  That's how people attempt to maintain some sort of credibility, and between endorsing every product that's shoved your way, and your "you can't rule it out" excuse to believe in everything and anything. you got none.
     We also had a "sound off" clip tonight.  Something about the economy.  This whole "sound off" thing is such a gimmick.  As someone else on this forum wondered, isn't that what open lines is for? 

[Digitech]

On Monday, I was flying home to the St. Louis airport from Houston. The plane arrived at about 5:45pm. On some of the smaller planes, they will take luggage from you that you normally would be able to carry on and check it. When this happens, you pick up the luggage right at the jet bridge instead of the baggage claim. I was standing in the jet bridge, waiting for the crew to bring the bags over when I looked to my left and saw...George Noory. We made eye contact briefly, then he turned his head.

He was wearing an odd mix of clothes. His shoes were new, fancy looking black and white sneakers, like what you usually see younger guys wear when they play basketball. He was wearing track pants - Black, with two white stripes down each side. The pants were too long and kind of crumpled up at his ankles. He was wearing a black pea coat, which was a pretty strange choice given the rest of his outfit.

I think that he was not wearing his hairpiece that day, because he was a lot more bald than in most of the pictures I've seen. His moustache also had some grey specks in it.

A moment later, the checked bags arrived and he grabbed his and went on his way. I thought about saying something, like maybe just asking something like 'Do you know how long before they bring the baggage?', just so I could hear him speak to confirm it was George . Still, I am 100% sure it was him, and spotting him in St. Louis seems reasonable.

[Juan]

We made eye contact briefly, then he turned his head.

He obviously spotted you as a hater.

[MV/Liberace!]

On Monday, I was flying home to the St. Louis airport from Houston. The plane arrived at about 5:45pm. On some of the smaller planes, they will take luggage from you that you normally would be able to carry on and check it. When this happens, you pick up the luggage right at the jet bridge instead of the baggage claim. I was standing in the jet bridge, waiting for the crew to bring the bags over when I looked to my left and saw...George Noory. We made eye contact briefly, then he turned his head.

He was wearing an odd mix of clothes. His shoes were new, fancy looking black and white sneakers, like what you usually see younger guys wear when they play basketball. He was wearing track pants - Black, with two white stripes down each side. The pants were too long and kind of crumpled up at his ankles. He was wearing a black pea coat, which was a pretty strange choice given the rest of his outfit.

I think that he was not wearing his hairpiece that day, because he was a lot more bald than in most of the pictures I've seen. His moustache also had some grey specks in it.

A moment later, the checked bags arrived and he grabbed his and went on his way. I thought about saying something, like maybe just asking something like 'Do you know how long before they bring the baggage?', just so I could hear him speak to confirm it was George . Still, I am 100% sure it was him, and spotting him in St. Louis seems reasonable.

you should have told him hello from his fans at coastgab.com.


edit:  oh, and greetings from cape girardeau.


i'm always surprised by the number of people from my area on this forum.  i don't know why it's surprising.  it just is.


actually, there are a couple other members who live in cape girardeau... but i've never met any of them.

[MV/Liberace!]

Em Vee, you better go throw the auxiliary power switch, because this board is red hot. Just in the Compendium alone by my count you've had over 70 posts just today (12/12). Smokin'.

i know.  it's really something.  the whole place has pretty much exploded.  november was a record month. 


i think it's now safe to say, this is the only relevant c2c-related forum.  it seems a little strange to say that since the people behind c2c probably view this forum as a cancer.

[MV/Liberace!]

oh, and speaking of dead forums, i just noticed chosenbygrace has signed up at the fantastic forum.  maybe he can skewl them on the lode's wurrd.

[ziznak]

On Monday, I was flying home to the St. Louis airport from Houston. The plane arrived at about 5:45pm. On some of the smaller planes, they will take luggage from you that you normally would be able to carry on and check it. When this happens, you pick up the luggage right at the jet bridge instead of the baggage claim. I was standing in the jet bridge, waiting for the crew to bring the bags over when I looked to my left and saw...George Noory. We made eye contact briefly, then he turned his head.

He was wearing an odd mix of clothes. His shoes were new, fancy looking black and white sneakers, like what you usually see younger guys wear when they play basketball. He was wearing track pants - Black, with two white stripes down each side. The pants were too long and kind of crumpled up at his ankles. He was wearing a black pea coat, which was a pretty strange choice given the rest of his outfit.

I think that he was not wearing his hairpiece that day, because he was a lot more bald than in most of the pictures I've seen. His moustache also had some grey specks in it.

A moment later, the checked bags arrived and he grabbed his and went on his way. I thought about saying something, like maybe just asking something like 'Do you know how long before they bring the baggage?', just so I could hear him speak to confirm it was George . Still, I am 100% sure it was him, and spotting him in St. Louis seems reasonable.

I think you've let us all down with how you handled this situation!!!  I wish you had played the starstruck fan... letting everybody in the area know that this is the famous "Jorch Noory" of C2C fame.  Then go crackwhore crazy about getting your picture with him and cause a whole scene.  I see you cursing the day you missed your chance to personally screw with George... was he actually in ball kicking range?? ah what I wouldnt give!!

[Jasmine]

Is it safe to enter the asylum ward today? Is everyone on their meds?

[ItsOver]

Of course, Jasmine.

[popple]

I tune in, and within minutes I hear Jorch talking about his serious burn from a frozen pizza roll that he microwaved. Trying to gain sympathy from his guest. I'm surprised he did't laugh at him. Someone should make a remix of every time he talks about his poor widdle mouf. Let it be a warning to others. ESPECIALLY THE LITTLE BABIES!!!

[Morgus]

oh, and speaking of dead forums, i just noticed chosenbygrace has signed up at the fantastic forum.  maybe he can skewl them on the lode's wurrd.

and you and a site called ufoship.com were apparently referenced at the fantastic forum in a new thread today there too:
http://www.fantasticforum.com/1res/showthread.php?s=90d5b6c6f035a6833be692183ad589db&threadid=46911

[Jasmine]

Of course, Jasmine.

"First principles, Clarice. Simplicity. Read Marcus Aurelius. Of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? What is its nature? What does he do, this man, this George Noory you seek?"

[MV/Liberace!]

and you and a site called ufoship.com were apparently referenced at the fantastic forum in a new thread today there too:
http://www.fantasticforum.com/1res/showthread.php?s=90d5b6c6f035a6833be692183ad589db&threadid=46911

haha, they linked to the oooooold ufoship.

[999]

HAHAHA  to whomever has been adding these
http://thinkexist.com/quotes/george_noory/

[PB the Deplorable]

HAHAHA  to whomever has been adding these
http://thinkexist.com/quotes/george_noory/

Heh, when I clicked on that, one of the Google ads that came up was 'SnorgTees' t-shirts

[PB the Deplorable]

On Monday, I was flying home to the St. Louis airport from Houston. The plane arrived at about 5:45pm.... when I looked to my left and saw...George Noory...

He was wearing an odd mix of clothes. His shoes were new, fancy looking black and white sneakers, like what you usually see younger guys wear when they play basketball. He was wearing track pants - Black, with two white stripes down each side. The pants were too long and kind of crumpled up at his ankles. He was wearing a black pea coat, which was a pretty strange choice given the rest of his outfit.

I think that he was not wearing his hairpiece that day... A moment later, the checked bags arrived and he grabbed his and went on his way....

Yes, when he is in LA or coming from LA, Tommy lays out his clothes for him.  They usually dress like twins, black shirt, pants, coat and shoes.

In St Louis, George's sisters dress him, he's much more dapper.  Instead of packing the wig, they make sure he wears it.

[san miguel]

chosenbydisgrace is making friends all over the internet. Check out this blog post by well-known physicist and C2C guest Sean Carroll:  http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/cosmicvariance/2012/11/25/reviews/

Speaking of GN sightings, I spotted him one night a few years ago at Llywelyn's Pub next to his KTRS studio. He was eating with some friends.

[popple]

HAHAHA  to whomever has been adding these
http://thinkexist.com/quotes/george_noory/

I remember that "as a little fly on the ointment" quote. No thanks. I think I like it better up on the wall where I'm not drowning.

[thefamilyghost]

HAHAHA  to whomever has been adding these
http://thinkexist.com/quotes/george_noory/

“You do something annual every year, don't you?”

Hehe 

[Mind Flayer Monk]

HAHAHA  to whomever has been adding these
http://thinkexist.com/quotes/george_noory/

another Noory /facepalm

“What I do is create an aura of mystery.”

[Insanity]

chosenbydisgrace is making friends all over the internet. Check out this blog post by well-known physicist and C2C guest Sean Carroll:  http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/cosmicvariance/2012/11/25/reviews/

Speaking of GN sightings, I spotted him one night a few years ago at Llywelyn's Pub next to his KTRS studio. He was eating with some friends.

That guys a nutter.

Oh and Jorge just said " Could it be a Portal?"

[MV/Liberace!]

Oh and Jorge just said " Could it be a Portal?"

are you fucking kidding me?

[armyvet8896]

I heard it to. He asked if the cellphone app could be a portal to let spirits come through. Hahahahahaha. Dork

[MV/Liberace!]

I heard it to. He asked if the cellphone app could be a portal to let spirits come through. Hahahahahaha. Dork

wow.  it's as if he's a caricature of himself.