George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ziznak]

Товарищ, информация, относительно которой Вы спрашиваете, не может быть обнародован. Это - российская проблема национальной безопасности.

Это не проблема моего друга. Но однажды все ваши тайны будут известны. Мы наблюдаем за вами

[PB the Deplorable]

have you noticed that Noory seems to take the title from some older show and add "with George Noory" to the end?

Noory seems to think that changes the title enough?

There used to be another old TV show named "Beyond Belief" before and of course he did that with "Coast to Coast AM" too also adding "with George Noory" 

That, or he has no real interest or imagination whatsoever.


Potential shows coming soon:


Twilight Zone with George Noory

Night Stalker with George Noory

Night Gallery with George Noory

Outer Limits with George Noory

Star Trek: The Next Generation with George Noory

Lost in Space with George Noory

Three's Company with George Noory

Happy Days with George Noory

Big Bang Theory with George Noory

Lost with George Noory

Survivor with George Noory

Gone With The Wind with George Noory

Texas Chain Saw Massacre with George Noory...

[coaster]

I've noticed all the crackpots have quieted down about the whole December 12th Tardocalypse considering its so close and they don't want to look like morons.

[Jasmine]

Это не проблема моего друга. Но однажды все ваши тайны будут известны. Мы наблюдаем за вами

Товарищ, да, скоро Вы обнаружите эти тайны. Они не могут быть сохранены скрытыми намного дольше. Как только Вы обнаруживаете тайну моих любовных ласк со Сталином, моя жизнь будет в высшей опасности.

[Jasmine]

Это не проблема моего друга. Но однажды все ваши тайны будут известны. Мы наблюдаем за вами

Съешьте дерьмо и умрите Вы американский негодяй.

[Nucky Nolan]

In spite of all that, this may have been one of George's best shows this year, which I suppose ain't saying much considering how low the bar is set.

That "Saint Valentine's Day Massacre" was one of his best shows? I'm glad that I stopped listening! I don't know how you and Morgus do it.

(Not) George Noory: "Was Al Capone evil?"

[ItsOver]

Is he still talking about that? - there for awhile it seemed like he must have lost that cue card

I'm fairly certain I heard Jorch remark not too long ago about some kind of "11" incident happening to him.  I don't remember the details but I'm sure that to a normal person it would have been a completely unremarkable event.

[ChewMouse]

I'm fairly certain I heard Jorch remark not too long ago about some kind of "11" incident happening to him.  I don't remember the details but I'm sure that to a normal person it would have been a completely unremarkable event.

I never did get this "11" thing. I see a lot of sixty-fours, but I don't think it's paranormal.

[Juan]

Lost in Space with George Noory

Lost in Space with George Noory and featuring his best little buddy, Billy Mumy

[Jasmine]

But then, after a fight, Stalin would have decided to kill you so no man could have you again. He sends his evil assassin to your apartment to kill you-coincidentally at the time you are about to take a bath. The plan is foiled as the young American reporter you met at the American Social Club a few days ago has also come to your apartment to apologize for his drunken comments.  After the fist fight, the American reporter recognizes this man as an assassin that has killed other American reporters. The only way to save you is to smuggle you out of Russia on the Orient Express to Vladivostok, and from there Japan.

Comrade, comrade, there is yes, oh, how does stupid stupid American, George Noory say? Yes, there are no coincidence. It is web of desire and, that English word...I know...yes...subterfuge, yes? I cannot tell you any more of this. It is matters of supreme Russian security. KGB pigs wire my phone. KGB pigs follow me every place I go. I sleep with many KGB agents. Assassin Viktor try to throw radio into bathtub while I naked and take bath. I almost die like stupid aunt of stupid George Noory. But I fool him and I live. I am not safe here in Mother Russia. My lust for the Stalin beast is come with big big price on head and breasts. I seduce Stalin for secrets for American government.  Stalin is sexy man but like Rasputin he is stupid fool for womans charms like all Russian men. American reporter is good man but drink too much vodka he reporter yes for Weekly World News a good American newspapers. he put life on head for my life. I sleep with him too. Yes, like Anastasia Romanov, I will survive I be smuggle out of Mother Russia. I am girl who get around. Soon, Japan. I think I turning Japanese I think I turning Japanese I really think so.

[ItsOver]

I never did get this "11" thing. I see a lot of sixty-fours, but I don't think it's paranormal.

I'm with you, Chew.  I keep hearing this dumb person on the radio and I don't think it's paranormal.  Just "abby normal."

[Jasmine]

I never did get this "11" thing. I see a lot of sixty-fours, but I don't think it's paranormal.

11...11...7...11...7...eleven...7...Eleven. 7 Eleven. Pizza rolls. 11 baaaaad number. 11 evil number.

[ItsOver]

Leave it to Noory to get only part of the message.  Jorge, if only you'd gotten that "7," too, maybe, just maybe you could have made the connection, avoided the 7-11 and the ..........PIZZA ROLL!!!  On second thought, naaaaaaaaaa.

[Nucky Nolan]

I never did get this "11" thing. I see a lot of sixty-fours, but I don't think it's paranormal.

George sees a lot of sixty-nines. It's not in real life; that *would* be paranormal!

[MV/Liberace!]

Товарищ, да, скоро Вы обнаружите эти тайны. Они не могут быть сохранены скрытыми намного дольше. Как только Вы обнаруживаете тайну моих любовных ласк со Сталином, моя жизнь будет в высшей опасности.

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[ItsOver]

I wondered when R2D2 was going to weigh in on this thread.

[Mels-hole1984]

Товарищ, информация, относительно которой Вы спрашиваете, не может быть обнародован. Это - российская проблема национальной безопасности.

 

[Nucky Nolan]

You likely hear those first three words, more than a few times, in the Coyle household. Some Irish folks are still sore about that Cromwell thing.

[At the stroke of midnight]

The Shults interview was amazingly good.  sNoory asked a good question, and Shults answered it.  sNoory asked another on topic question, and Shults answered it. And so on - no Corvettes.  I think Shults prepared the questions for sNoory to ask, and sNoory simply read the cards.  It's the only explanation I have.

I was thinking the same thing. He was reading the questions just like he reads ad copy. Knapp would have done great with the x-mobster. In the past when Snoory would skip right over an interesting comment (like being shot in the back while in a corvette) it would make me frustrated and angry. This time I just expected it.

[ziznak]

Съешьте дерьмо и умрите Вы американский негодяй.

Мы знаем, кто вы Анастасия! Вы немного времени, путешествуя шлюха вы думали, вы могли бы уйти от нас, инсценировав собственную смерть. Ваше время коротко!

[ziznak]

My attention span was in and out for last night's noorformance.  I recall many facepalms but I still found the mob guy pretty cool.  Missed most of the first hour though.  I'll be attempting a full listen tonight.

[ziznak]

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[PB the Deplorable]

I was thinking the same thing. He was reading the questions just like he reads ad copy. Knapp would have done great with the x-mobster. In the past when Snoory would skip right over an interesting comment (like being shot in the back while in a corvette) it would make me frustrated and angry. This time I just expected it.

George is so awful and such an ass, not listening to the guest or callers, never ever followng up - unless its some lousy topic like the Numbers Lady or some phony medical discussion.  Engaging and following up with that shit does show he is capable of doing so though..

This one fault is his worst.  It combines his complete laziness with his lack of interest, rudeness and disrespect for the audience, guest, and show itself.  Then he'll actually say he knows what makes for the best radio due to his broadcast experience.

This is not bullying, although I'd be up for some bullying if it would help.

[Nucky Nolan]

George is so awful and such an ass, not listening to the guest or callers, never ever followng up - unless its some lousy topic like the Numbers Lady or some phony medical discussion.  Engaging and following up with that shit does show he is capable of doing so though..

This one fault is his worst.  It combines his complete laziness with his lack of interest, rudeness and disrespect for the audience, guest, and show itself.  Then he'll actually say he knows what makes for the best radio due to his broadcast experience.

This is not bullying, although I'd be up for some bullying if it would help.

The food stinks, and the portions are too small. Credit Coyle for that. Rinse and repeat. You know the definition of insanity.

[Sardondi]

Em Vee, you better go throw the auxiliary power switch, because this board is red hot. Just in the Compendium alone by my count you've had over 70 posts just today (12/12). Smokin'.

[RJ]

I've had my home broken into and I've had my car stolen more then once, to me there is nothing cool about the thug, thieving, mafia life.  These are people who made their criminal livelyhood off the expense of honest hard working people.  Ever notice how George Noory confuses real life with Holywood movies?  Sal Polisi claimed he wasn't a murderer but he did tell a story of slamming some guy's head into the pavement and riping off the victim's ear.  Norry gave a very giddy responce of "you did a Joe Pesci move"  adding chuckles.  No George, Polisi went animal on the guy and it wasn't done on a movie set with a stunt man actor.  I'm surprised that George didn't ask if there were maggots in the ripped off ear. Other than that Sal Polisi did have stories to tell and did so in a insightful animated way, could have been a great interview.

[Eegah]

Giving sugar to crying babies? As a nursing student during a pediatric clinical experience I had the misfortune of having to witness a circumcision. After the doctor whacked off the poor infants winky, he screamed as I'm sure anyone would after having said winky whacked off. The standard procedure at this facility was to give the baby sugar water to calm their cries rather than using a numbing cream or injecting a local anesthetic to numb the delicate area. Sugar water my ass! And by the way, George Noory sucks 

[Morgus]

As expected, Noory's first quick guest at the start of the show tonight was the Number's Lady for a quick comment on today's numerolgical 12-12-12 date.
Noory is so predictable, its scary...

[Eegah]

I wish Snoory would ask this guy about his pizza roll diet 

[Nucky Nolan]

I've had my home broken into and I've had my car stolen more then once, to me there is nothing cool about the thug, thieving, mafia life.  These are people who made their criminal livelyhood off the expense of honest hard working people.  Ever notice how George Noory confuses real life with Holywood movies?  Sal Polisi claimed he wasn't a murderer but he did tell a story of slamming some guy's head into the pavement and riping off the victim's ear.  Norry gave a very giddy responce of "you did a Joe Pesci move"  adding chuckles.  No George, Polisi went animal on the guy and it wasn't done on a movie set with a stunt man actor.  I'm surprised that George didn't ask if there were maggots in the ripped off ear. Other than that Sal Polisi did have stories to tell and did so in a insightful animated way, could have been a great interview.

That's an honest and valid point. We had ties to that world during Prohibition. That's as far as it went. It was a different time back then. I love books and movies/TV programs about gangsters. That said, I have no desire to join "that thing of their's". It's a dangerous, destructive way of life (which usually is short). Your best friend one day is your worst enemy the next. "A Bronx Tale" is a great film that fits the theme of your post. Many men in my grandpa's generation chose to be men of honor rather than "men of honor". That tends to increase one's lifespan, as well as improve one's chances in the next life. Individuals who are/were part of organized crime can get redemption, though. Last night's guest seemed like a person who changed his ways. It could be that he was surrounded by the life in his family and his neighborhood, so they influenced the direction he took. It's an old story. It's not limited to the Mafia.

We visited our grandparents, who moved to Florida, when they lived in NYC. One of their neighbors was an old man who happened to be in La Cosa Nostra, and he was nicer than Santa Claus. You never heard an unkind word about or from him. It's hard to understand that kind of compartmentalization.