George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

He's co-hosting on CKNW live right now (I think, I just tuned after reading your post and they're in commercials).

Edit:  Yep, he's on for another 25 minutes.  Phone in and ask him your personal questions.

George on Englebert Humperdinck..

[paraphased]  When I asked Englebert about performing his song he told me 'don't screw it up' and I always remember that everytime I go out on stage.  Luckily I haven't yet.

George on merchandising at his events..

[paraphrased]  I don't know what they do with that, the organizers of the event might have something set up.  I don't do any merchandising.  I'm just there to meet the people.

[akwilly]

MEAT people

[wr250]

MEAT people

KMeat ?

[Dateline]

Norry, please don't eat this rat!

I decided to go with the softer side of rats.

[Morgus]

[paraphrased]  I don't know what they do with that, the organizers of the event might have something set up.  I don't do any merchandising.  I'm just there to meet the people.

yeah Noory does his merchandising deals on websites...

[Dateline]

yeah Noory does his merchandising deals on websites...

It's referred to as the Coast Store!

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Well, George is off searching for a 7-Eleven now.

[starrmtn001]

When Dave Schrader posted the link to this site on his FB page the other day, I thought, "Well, this could be kind of ... cool?" Then I clicked on it, scrolled down, saw George and screamed, "NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

I did the same thing when I discovered that last night was a Birthday Secret Door show. Now that Evelyn Paglini isn't going to pop out of one of them, I'm not playing.

I've pretty much ditched C2C for Clyde Lewis, Darkness Radio (archives) or the NoSleep Podcast.

And BTW -- howdy, everybody!

Welcome back Seraphim!  How ya been?  Where ya been?  Did ya bring us all back some cool toys?

[starrmtn001]

Haha! I'm glad a few people remember who the hell I am. I'm going through an introverted phase or something.

Yeah, I went through one of those too.  Lasted a couple of years I think.

[ItsOver]

Well, George is off searching for a 7-Eleven now.

Poor Jorch.  Putting his life at risk every night in search of the premade turkey on whole wheat.  We've seen what can happen when he fails to bag one.

[Beelzebubbelah]

When that happens for me, I head down to the homeless encampment at the local city park, roll a few for whatever dope they are holding at the moment, run off gleefully, get home and wash it all down with a fine single malt Scotch.

What is 'Midol?'

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'ALLO!
With you yet am i.
Don't think that the flippancy of referring to "rolling'homeless{humans?}
for'what they're smokeing'?
IS verry 'KKool'/nice.
Many of the serial killerz NOT covered by the "Krime Novel"/'true-krime'journo's cum cut-n-pasterz are whack yobs that began as teen glue-heads/hufferz and started aggro attacks on the weak and percieved under-kkastes.
Egged on by serious Repugnikkano-Fascists and lefty limousine'liberals'.
Some of the best people in the 'Murkkaz are forced to live as outkasts without homes.
Flippant references,even if ironic/satiric,seem an kut below in taste.
I assume that was humour,you don't really attack the untermentchen.
"B_B"
PS: Workin' on An Project-Sammich-Ovni...(Grafick!)
PPS:No Untouchables or Gerbils were harmed during the posting of this message.

[3OctaveFart]

I have to say the SUNY haunting was interesting.
But the guy still doesn't know how to LEAD an interview.
There are often missed opportunities to direct the course of it.
And when a guest is on a rare roll, fuck man don't kill it with a bad joke.

[WOTR]

Haha! I'm glad a few people remember who the hell I am. I'm going through an introverted phase or something.

It has to almost be a year... Welcome Back!

[WOTR]

Thanks... I have "borrowed" (stolen this without paying royalties to the creator) for awhile, if you do not take offense...

[Mind Flayer Monk]

And BTW -- howdy, everybody!

Howdy. We are all looking forward to Art coming back.

[CampsieNP]

Art Bell returns!
GNS.
Thank you.

[HopHey]

I think one of the funniest things I've heard George do (and he's done it more than once) is when a blind person calls the show and says up front, hey I'm blind. Then they ask if there's a phone number to call to get tickets to one of his appearances.  Then George tells them to go to the website to get that info.  Then the blind person says, uhhh I'm blind, I need a phone number.  Does George ever listen to what the caller is saying? lol

[Mind Flayer Monk]

I think one of the funniest things I've heard George do (and he's done it more than once) is when a blind person calls the show and says up front, hey I'm blind. Then they ask if there's a phone number to call to get tickets to one of his appearances.  Then George tells them to go to the website to get that info.  Then the blind person says, uhhh I'm blind, I need a phone number.  Does George ever listen to what the caller is saying? lol

Did George tell him to LOOK up the C2C website?

[ufogadfly]

I think one of the funniest things I've heard George do (and he's done it more than once) is when a blind person calls the show and says up front, hey I'm blind. Then they ask if there's a phone number to call to get tickets to one of his appearances.  Then George tells them to go to the website to get that info.  Then the blind person says, uhhh I'm blind, I need a phone number.  Does George ever listen to what the caller is saying? lol

Not often. Or to guests, either.

[ufogadfly]

OK, fellow "haters," I admit I don't get back here often enough, so what's with the "Dave" thing?

[HopHey]

Did George tell him to LOOK up the C2C website?

Yes he told them to look up the Coast to Coast website and his appearance schedule and ticket info is on the site lol.
I've heard it happen a few times.  It cracks me up all the time.

I have a dumb question that I should know but I don't.
Who is this Dave guy everyone keeps talking about?  Is it his producer or something?  I guess I don't listen to the show often enough to know who Dave is.

[ItsOver]

OK, fellow "haters," I admit I don't get back here often enough, so what's with the "Dave" thing?

Long story short.  Back in the pre-Sirius days, a radio program manager, while talking with a Gabber, referred to Jorch as "Dave Noorie."  It's stuck ever since.

[nbirnes]

OK, fellow "haters," I admit I don't get back here often enough, so what's with the "Dave" thing?

We need to make a Gab-Faq pronto. I would volunteer, but I only work with minions and most people here probably hate them. They are a crutch, I realize.

But "Who is Dave" needs to be at the top of the list.

[ItsOver]

We need to make a Gab-Faq pronto. I would volunteer, but I only work with minions and most people here probably hate them. They are a crutch, I realize.

But "Who is Dave" needs to be at the top of the list.

Thinking the same thing.  Probably needs to be a "sticky" in the Jorch area with a collection of FAQs.  GO THERE FIRST. 

[HopHey]

Long story short.  Back in the pre-Sirius days, a radio program manager, while talking with a Gabber, referred to Jorch as "Dave Noorie."  It's stuck ever since.

LOL no wonder I didn't know who "Dave" was. 
I was like, I know they aren't talking about Dave Schrader because when they talk about him they say his whole name.

[wr250]

We need to make a Gab-Faq pronto. I would volunteer, but I only work with minions and most people here probably hate them. They are a crutch, I realize.

But "Who is Dave" needs to be at the top of the list.

daves not here

/*edit*/
refer to this post . i couldnt find the original lonevoice post where she repeated the answer a station manager gave her.

[starrmtn001]

We need to make a Gab-Faq pronto. I would volunteer, but I only work with minions and most people here probably hate them. They are a crutch, I realize.

But "Who is Dave" needs to be at the top of the list.

Indeed it does Nancy, especially with the new membership growing as it is.

[Juan Cena]

The pizza roll incident needs to go into the FAQ as well.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

We've spent 2213 pages trying to figure out what's with the Dave thing, plus addendums.

[WOTR]

It's really confusing to see gnoory's avatar out of the corner of my eye while reading an intelligently written post.

Thanks... Point taken.  It is a return to the 'ol fish for now...