George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Sardondi]

I think he is referring to the "high seas" which was international waters, way out from the coast. So Art is deep in the desert and he is internationally heard.

That's the "high C's", as in, "Speaking to you from the 'high C's', where the castrato upper register is..."

[Darisi]

Yes, Snoory is an immasculated putz.

[popple]

"we'll see how this all unflows" - Jorch

[Doomed]

Jeeezus! He really screwed the pooch on that sign off, didnt he?
The guy is a talking stump.

[popple]

He sure took a long pause when he got to thanking George. He prob thought he was thanking himself then had to check if he goofed up.

[Roy Hinkley]

Jeeezus! He really screwed the pooch on that sign off, didnt he?
The guy is a talking stump.

LOL - Yes, there were several mistakes on the sign-off - he was already thinking about that turkey "sanwich" as Georgie says it with no "d".

[michio]

Yes, we do, but I'm sure we're also all wondering about how many cancer patients have died because they listened to quacks/charlatans like Falcov rather than pursuing standard treatments.

I was thinking of the same thing listening to her talk about her undying faith in homeopathy. It had to be said. Well said.

[WOTR]

...We all wish Robin Falkov a speedy victory over her battle with cancer...

I will go one further than Stevesh and say that the world is better off without some people in it.  I have listened to her and I agree that there are some natural remedies that are good and can help (I really am not a fan of big pharma and think that some of the information she presents is worthwhile.)  Having said that, when you start endangering other peoples lives claiming that you can fix them for a price and delivering snake oil in bottles I start thinking you may be one of those people who the world would not miss.

Perhaps I am being to harsh.  Perhaps she is just an entrepreneur who has found a way to transform the suffering of others into cold hard cash.  If you want to purchase LED machines, your potassium iodide (who does not need that?) your water treatment and ozone generator from her, who cares... I guess I just start getting upset when I hear that the best way to treat conditions is offshore because they banned all of the good, effective cures in North America... and I do not like those who take advantage of others...

[onan]

A question ? Is there a low desert ?

Death Valley is a low desert. High deserts are much more likely to have wider temperature swings from daytime to nighttime.

[stevesh]

Is there a low desert ?

Well, every time I try to make a cake, it falls.

[Roy Hinkley]

I will go one further than Stevesh and say that the world is better off without some people in it.  I have listened to her and I agree that there are some natural remedies that are good and can help (I really am not a fan of big pharma and think that some of the information she presents is worthwhile.)  Having said that, when you start endangering other peoples lives claiming that you can fix them for a price and delivering snake oil in bottles I start thinking you may be one of those people who the world would not miss.

Perhaps I am being to harsh.  Perhaps she is just an entrepreneur who has found a way to transform the suffering of others into cold hard cash.  If you want to purchase LED machines, your potassium iodide (who does not need that?) your water treatment and ozone generator from her, who cares... I guess I just start getting upset when I hear that the best way to treat conditions is offshore because they banned all of the good, effective cures in North America... and I do not like those who take advantage of others...

And, in classic guilt by association, you must remember she is married to Dick Hoaxland - the guy who sees faces and C3PO on Mars.  He tries to sell people on different crap every time he is on Coast too.  He is always teasing with you won't believe what I'm working on now..... and then his reveals are always either nothing or something so outlandish that you can't even believe he says his crap - Like the demise of the Twinkie is somehow tied in with Obama's idea for the space program or something.  And now that another company has purchased the rights to Twinkies, it means there was a huge government cover-up and conspiracy to prevent third world countries from buying toilet paper.  So her pitching snake oil is about as out there as his always pitching conspiracies and rehashing the same old crap.  And if I had a dime for every time he said he worked with Cronkite, I'd be a rich man...

[McPhallus]

That's the "high C's", as in, "Speaking to you from the 'high C's', where the castrato upper register is..."

I prefer to think of this:

[VtaGeezer]

The dreaded "Open Lines with GN" tonight. Has Noory EVER had a open line caller that became a C2C classic like Mel's hole, the Bigfoot shooter, the Area 51 pilot?
I can't think of a single one. His screeners drop any caller that might be original, witty, or upstage the Smarmy One.

[ItsOver]

Open lines with the Motown Moron, with UFO Phil to finish the listeners off at the end.  Fortunately, I won't be one of them.

[NoMoreNoory]

Anyone catch Joorch in the final hour last night announce he was taking a call on the anonymous line?
'Now let's go to the Anonymous Line. From New York City or New York State. On the Anonymous Line, it's Jane. Hiii Jane'

[ItsOver]

Anonymous Jane.      Also, shouldn't it have been "Hiiii, Janie....how are ewwwwwww...."

[PB the Deplorable]

"we'll see how this all unflows" - Jorch

Ok, I've read this 3 different times and keep laughing

[Falkie2013]

Ok, I've read this 3 different times and keep laughing

Snoory's program doesn't unflow. It flows. Right to the sewer where it belongs.


And the only thing that is ever classic about a Snoory program is how stupid he is every night.


It gives us all something to shake our heads in amazement that anyone can be that stupid on a consistent night to night basis with no improvement nor any effort to change his ways.

[Nebraska888]

Snoory's program doesn't unflow. It flows. Right to the sewer where it belongs.


And the only thing that is ever classic about a Snoory program is how stupid he is every night.


It gives us all something to shake our heads in amazement that anyone can be that stupid on a consistent night to night basis with no improvement nor any effort to change his ways.

AMEN.

[Juan]

Just as I suspected, sNoory spent 2-sentences on the Higgs Boson story.  And he pronounced Boson like the grizzled Navy veteran he is - just like boatswain = bos'n.

[Tara]

During the first hour, sNoory briefly talked about problems with another Carnival cruise ship.  Evidently, there were problems with the ship's "generator", but sNoory couldn't pronounce this simple word and said "generation."  I truly think he's cognitively challenged.  Tommy and Lisa kiss sNoory's behind to keep their jobs, but I'm sure they laugh behind his back. 

[Sardondi]

"we'll see how this all unflows" - Jorch

Ok, I've read this 3 different times and keep laughing

Okay, I think I know what George's problem with words is. Now we all know about dyslexia, which is a person's inability to read or comprehend letters in their correct order. George doesn't have this I don't think. His problem is with speaking the letters in the correct order. So I'd say his problem is best described as dyslalia, which more or less means "disordered speaking". Or "mangle mouth", "tongue hash" or similar descriptive terms for George's unique way with words.

So George is "dyslalic". Which means that under the laws of some jurisdictions it's probably illegal to mock him for his disability. And under some religions probably sinful to do so as well.

Great. So now anyone who has ever lulzed at George's inability to get more than 10 intact words out of his mouth in one go will have to go to prison. After which they'll go to hell. I was wrong: George isn't "dyslalic" - he's the Anti-Christ. 

[Roy Hinkley]

The dreaded "Open Lines with GN" tonight. Has Noory EVER had a open line caller that became a C2C classic like Mel's hole, the Bigfoot shooter, the Area 51 pilot?
I can't think of a single one. His screeners drop any caller that might be original, witty, or upstage the Smarmy One.

Don't forget, that's "Ohnpen Lines" the way marble mouth pronounces it...

[Roy Hinkley]

Okay, I think I know what George's problem with words is. Now we all know about dyslexia, which is a person's inability to read or comprehend letters in their correct order. George doesn't have this I don't think. His problem is with speaking the letters in the correct order. So I'd say his problem is best described as dyslalia, which more or less means "disordered speaking". Or "mangle mouth", "tongue hash" or similar descriptive terms for George's unique way with words.

So George is "dyslalic". Which means that under the laws of some jurisdictions it's probably illegal to mock him for his disability. And under some religions probably sinful to do so as well.

Great. So now anyone who has ever lulzed at George's inability to get more than 10 intact words out of his mouth in one go will have to go to prison. After which they'll go to hell. I was wrong: George isn't "dyslalic" - he's the Anti-Christ.

Interesting thing here.  We all know Georgie is Catholic, but he doesn't really practice it and contradicts it all the time by agreeing with all the new age religions.  Well last night or the night before he was answering regarding the return of Christ and he said, "IF and when he returns....", so he isn't even Christian saying IF Christ returns because to be Christian you know he is returning.  He's such a fence rider he has no convictions. 

[popple]

The dreaded "Open Lines with GN" tonight. Has Noory EVER had a open line caller that became a C2C classic like Mel's hole, the Bigfoot shooter, the Area 51 pilot?
I can't think of a single one. His screeners drop any caller that might be original, witty, or upstage the Smarmy One.

It already costs them a pretty penny to hire actors just to call in, it's going to cost them a ton for one of these actors to become a "classic".

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Just as I suspected, sNoory spent 2-sentences on the Higgs Boson story.  And he pronounced Boson like the grizzled Navy veteran he is - just like boatswain = bos'n.

Alright I am going to try to call in to GN and detail my research into the bosun's mate; the anti-matter counterpart to the Higgs Boson. GN will instantly fall for that bs.

[mombird3]

I was sorry to hear that Robin Falkov is sick. I do not believe in the Cancer cures. But some homeopathic herbals do work for me. Garlic and vitamin C have helped me with my gum infection. But when it comes to Cancer I would not fool around.

[lonevoice]

Okay, I think I know what George's problem with words is. Now we all know about dyslexia, which is a person's inability to read or comprehend letters in their correct order. George doesn't have this I don't think. His problem is with speaking the letters in the correct order. So I'd say his problem is best described as dyslalia, which more or less means "disordered speaking". Or "mangle mouth", "tongue hash" or similar descriptive terms for George's unique way with words.

That may very well be, in addition to having some kind of traumatic brain damage.   If unflow is the opposite of flow, then a synonym for unflow would be constipated.   That gives us the complete picture - George is a constipated dyslaliac with an Axis II personality disorder and a traumatic brain injury of unknown origin.   And he sucks.

[PB the Deplorable]

Okay, I think I know what George's problem with words is. Now we all know about dyslexia, which is a person's inability to read or comprehend letters in their correct order. George doesn't have this I don't think. His problem is with speaking the letters in the correct order. So I'd say his problem is best described as dyslalia, which more or less means "disordered speaking". Or "mangle mouth", "tongue hash" or similar descriptive terms for George's unique way with words.

So George is "dyslalic". Which means that under the laws of some jurisdictions it's probably illegal to mock him for his disability. And under some religions probably sinful to do so as well.

Great. So now anyone who has ever lulzed at George's inability to get more than 10 intact words out of his mouth in one go will have to go to prison. After which they'll go to hell. I was wrong: George isn't "dyslalic" - he's the Anti-Christ.

To speed read, they teach you to read the first few letters of a word and skim and assume the rest of it in context.  Most of the time this works.  George has shown himself to be a very lazy person, at least when it comes to show prep, learning about the world around him, and speaking (Feb, for example, or slurring the words that aren't as easily formed, such as 'texting').  We know he can pronounce them, he will from time to time.

I think he spends a lot of time worrying about the clock, the next commercial, the sound quality, the phones, whether there are any burnt out light bulbs, what his mom is thinking, anything and everything except what he should be focusing in.  He may not be that great at focusing for long periods of time.

I think he has his underlings do absolutely everything possible for him, the news, scripting the interviews (cue cards), and even a lot of his commentary - and when he reads it lazy George looks at the first couple of letters in the word and skims and assumes the rest.  'We'll see how this unfolds' becomes 'we'll see how this unflows', etc.

[ItsOver]

All the above sound to me like the dreaded, all-encompassing disease of Nooryitis.  Infinite suckage is the clincher for the diagnosis.