George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Falkie2013]

Out here Hardee's is Carl's Jr. I can eat one of their Super Stars but 2 does horrible things to my stomach. Too much grease.


Yes, I noticed that too. Last night was like a little kid engaging in a gross out competition to see who could gross out the other person more. And the guest wasn't much better when she said she ate road kill and her favorite meal was scorpions. This woman deserves to be in a total economic collapse if anyone does. Let her eat some tainted road kill sometime and just die.


I think this may well be the worst show Snoory has ever aired. And the first guest was interesting to listen too with him saying the elitists are going to take gold to $ 3,000 and silver to $ 75. And we never got to hear him say what he wanted to say about Obama because Snoory cut him off and took over and kept talking about the elitsts, the elitists like a demented parrot.


" Polly want some scoprion on a stick, awwwk, awwwk. "


I got suckered into listening thinking that someone on Doomsday Preppers might be interesting to hear. Instead I and the audience got Dumbsday Preppers.


George Noory Sucks.


George Noory Sucks.


George Noory Sucks.

[Falkie2013]

I don't know if this has been mentioned before..........but I am seriously thinking that Noory may have some sort of dementia.  He is in his 60s and though that is not really old, he exhibits signs of it every time opens his mouth.  He needs to be taken off the air to protect what little, if any, dignity he has remaining.

What dignity ? The man is a babbling idiot. It's our dignity and Art's legacy that we should be concerned about. I'm seriously thinking of buying stock in the company that owns Premiere so I can show up at their annual meeting and raise hell about Snoory in person. Which is an idea for the lot of us which no one seems to be interested about even though I've brought it up before. Coast Gab could be a force for positive change if we all acted en masse to get Snoory removed from broadcasting forever.

[ufogadfly]

I was half-asleep, but am I correct in remembering that George didn't know what KALE is?  How has he not HEARD of KALE?

I've noticed that he apparently hasn''t heard of many, many things that should be common knowledge for someone hosting a show of this kind.

[ufogadfly]

It's true!!! He doesn't know what kale is. Also, he said "October is my favorite time of the month." LOL

He's getting to be a real Yogi Berra. Maybe it's his "time of the month."

[margoloo]

What dignity ? The man is a babbling idiot. It's our dignity and Art's legacy that we should be concerned about. I'm seriously thinking of buying stock in the company that owns Premiere so I can show up at their annual meeting and raise hell about Snoory in person. Which is an idea for the lot of us which no one seems to be interested about even though I've brought it up before. Coast Gab could be a force for positive change if we all acted en masse to get Snoory removed from broadcasting forever.

I did say what,  if any,  dignity he had remaining.  It was meant to be sarcastic.  However, if he is suffering from dementia, and I think it's a real possibility......then I suppose a little compassion would be called for.  I can't abide the man, but if I found out I had been bashing a sick man, I would feel chagrined.  As far as Premiere, good luck with that.  It would take a massive effort and too much time for most of us to get involved in.  I sent letters to them,  have signed petitions, etc.  But millions of low IQ listeners lap up every batshit crazy idea that is posited by George and his guests. What we need to find is a better show to listen to and I have searched and not found any that are worth my time. 

[ItsOver]

... From the High Desert to Death Valley. 

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This thread is getting harder and harder to follow.

[Meanandnasty]

I don't know if this has been mentioned before..........but I am seriously thinking that Noory may have some sort of dementia.  He is in his 60s and though that is not really old, he exhibits signs of it every time opens his mouth.  He needs to be taken off the air to protect what little, if any, dignity he has remaining.

There is diagnosis of early onset Alzheimer's.  It can occur with someone even in their fifties.  He is having trouble living independently, he can't cook or read.  We don't know if he is in cognitive, having to wear diapers.  He makes strange hand and body motions, look at the internet show.   Intervention is called for.  Any caregivers out there?  Oh yes, he cannot walk unescorted, he has to have someone to lean his weight on.  I could go on, but it is not an easy experience coming to this conclusion.  Even an old mean and nasty can shed a tear for an old, old, elderly gentleman  in this kind of shape.

[George Drooly]

I was half-asleep, but am I correct in remembering that George didn't know what KALE is?  How has he not HEARD of KALE?

I've noticed that he apparently hasn''t heard of many, many things that should be common knowledge for someone hosting a show of this kind.

They don't sell kale at 7-Eleven, so "of course" (haha) he isn't familiar with it. One wonders how he knows of "toomerrick".

[Rico999]

It would be different if he was a genuine, nice guy. His replies to emails, among other things, show that he isn't. He cultivates the persona or role of a nice guy, which probably fools regular listeners. All of that said, it's obvious that he has no intention of improving. He's gotten worse with experience and practice, which is the reverse of how it is with most people. His poor performance probably comes down to apathy, as well as job dissatisfaction. If we find out that he has some kind of problem that impacts his hosting/interviewing skills, I'll be among the first to feel like a jerk.

I think you make good points in the respect that he's a phony and has high job dissatisfaction.   He's using Coast as a vehicle to make himself into some kind of big paranormal media star -- which, unfortunately, I guess he is.   I mean, all the dough he's spent on plastic surgery, toupees, the hipster wardrobe, etc -- plus the singing and tv show.  Yeah, it's obvious Coast isn't much fun for him -- he's bored with it, doesn't do any prep work and he's obviously just getting worse as time passes as has been noted many times in this forum.  He puts up with all the shit that he deals with on Coast because PremRat is giving him a big fat paycheck!

[Rico999]

I noticed Snorge's first comment last night before the news was what a good buddy he is with Tim Conway Jr., who has the 7-10 PM slot at KFI here in LA just before the Nooron comes on the air.   Conway, son of the famous comic Tim Conway isn't a funny guy at all -- in fact, his program is so dull and boring that I can't listen to it at all. 

The occasional brain-dead banter between Conway Jr and the Snooron is about what you would expect between this pair...makes the drivel patter you hear between the weatherman and the anchor on the 11 O'clock news sound like genius dialogue....

[Falkie2013]

I did say what,  if any,  dignity he had remaining.  It was meant to be sarcastic.  However, if he is suffering from dementia, and I think it's a real possibility......then I suppose a little compassion would be called for.  I can't abide the man, but if I found out I had been bashing a sick man, I would feel chagrined.  As far as Premiere, good luck with that.  It would take a massive effort and too much time for most of us to get involved in.  I sent letters to them,  have signed petitions, etc.  But millions of low IQ listeners lap up every batshit crazy idea that is posited by George and his guests. What we need to find is a better show to listen to and I have searched and not found any that are worth my time.

One of the thing that amuses me is that Snoorge keeps mentioning how he's approaching getting 5,000 streamlink signees. Hasn't he been saying that for months ?

[Falkie2013]

He's getting to be a real Yogi Berra. Maybe it's his "time of the month."

Kale is a form of cabbage which I didn't know. I've never tried it.


As for the Snoorge liking October, maybe he really likes the lead up that Halloween is to the Day of the Dead, which is just like his one brain cell.


Dead air would be preferable to one minute of Snoory. After last night I'm done with trying to listen to Snoory unless Knapp is on.


And I went out and lost my Ipod shuffle yesterday. Grump.




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[Nebraska888]

I think you make good points in the respect that he's a phony and has high job dissatisfaction.   He's using Coast as a vehicle to make himself into some kind of big paranormal media star -- which, unfortunately, I guess he is.   I mean, all the dough he's spent on plastic surgery, toupees, the hipster wardrobe, etc -- plus the singing and tv show.  Yeah, it's obvious Coast isn't much fun for him -- he's bored with it, doesn't do any prep work and he's obviously just getting worse as time passes as has been noted many times in this forum.  He puts up with all the shit that he deals with on Coast because PremRat is giving him a big fat paycheck!

You got it!  Yep!

[LAM4:2]

Conway, son of the famous comic Tim Conway isn't a funny guy at all -- in fact, his program is so dull and boring that I can't listen to it at all. 

The occasional brain-dead banter between Conway Jr and the Snooron is about what you would expect between this pair...makes the drivel patter you hear between the weatherman and the anchor on the 11 O'clock news sound like genius dialogue....

I'm in L.A. and I'm familiar with the show on KFI AM 640, I agree on what you say about the unfunny host. But I happen to like his side kick Steckler.

[VtaGeezer]

Does anyone know how long it's been since Bell hosted a show?  I'm thinking well over a year. I'm thinking all the folks waiting for his 2nd Coming (actually his 5th counting previoius "retirtements") are kidding themselves. He cashed out for good. Time to move on.

[Immy]

I noticed Snorge's first comment last night before the news was what a good buddy he is with Tim Conway Jr., who has the 7-10 PM slot at KFI here in LA just before the Nooron comes on the air.   Conway, son of the famous comic Tim Conway isn't a funny guy at all -- in fact, his program is so dull and boring that I can't listen to it at all. 

The occasional brain-dead banter between Conway Jr and the Snooron is about what you would expect between this pair...makes the drivel patter you hear between the weatherman and the anchor on the 11 O'clock news sound like genius dialogue....

What's funny/sad is that after Jorch left the studio Conway was a little surprised and admitted he was just kidding around when he asked for the shout-out. Jorch is so clueless he doesn't even know when he's being messed with.

[ACE of CLUBS]

I mean, all the dough he's spent on plastic surgery, toupees, the hipster wardrobe, etc -- plus the singing and television show......

Brings to mind ..... Pat Boone:  'In a Metal Mood: No More Mr. Nice Guy' ......


I believe George is very dis-satisfied with himself.  Mediocre at best, no matter what he tries.  Not really believable, always ' little off' with any subject, story, guest, etc.


Maybe he'll jump out of character and be like Mr. Boone ....

[zeebo]

It's true!!! He doesn't know what kale is. Also, he said "October is my favorite time of the month." LOL

Maybe if he ate more kale rather than than pizza rolls he'd get more vitamins and stop making such nonsensical statements.  Although I have to admit, ones like this one are so funny I'd kind of miss them in a weird way.

[Nucky Nolan]

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Many of George's guests are giants

Steve Quayle just cancelled his guest spot.


(Not) Steve Quayle: "George is consorting with Nephilim!"

[Nucky Nolan]

I wonder if when Art said "Noory gets it," he really meant that Noory got being a corporate shill and incompetent yes man for PremRat.

You're not the only person who thinks that. Maybe Art will explain what he means when he writes "Georgie Dearest".

[Roy Hinkley]

Tonight's show:

"...Historian and expert in ancient mysteries, Jonathan Cahn, will discuss how omens from ancient texts are reappearing in the U.S. with..."

This should be a fun night if Georgie keeps referring to "texts" as "texxusses" - yee ha!

[Roy Hinkley]

This thread is getting harder and harder to follow.

It only logically follows: the show is hard to follow, therefore a thread about it, and Georgie's flow of thought, is hard to follow.

[Nucky Nolan]

I think you make good points in the respect that he's a phony and has high job dissatisfaction.   He's using Coast as a vehicle to make himself into some kind of big paranormal media star -- which, unfortunately, I guess he is.   I mean, all the dough he's spent on plastic surgery, toupees, the hipster wardrobe, etc -- plus the singing and tv show.  Yeah, it's obvious Coast isn't much fun for him -- he's bored with it, doesn't do any prep work and he's obviously just getting worse as time passes as has been noted many times in this forum.  He puts up with all the shit that he deals with on Coast because PremRat is giving him a big fat paycheck!

Thanks, Rico. George Noory replaced Art Bell just like Jay Leno replaced Johnny Carson. I read that Jimmy Fallon will replace Jay Leno in 2014. We need a paranormal version of Fallon to replace Noory. Coast needs a transfusion of young blood. It needs an energetic and engaged host who appreciates both the program and the subjects. We need an excited host , of any *chronological* age, who realizes how fortunate they are to get such a great gig, and whose personality is reflective of their appreciation for such a plum position. The guy, who now warms the main host's seat, demonstrates a laziness that shows his lack of gratitude for such a wonderful opportunity. He should know that this is the best gig that he will get, so he needs to concentrate on radio. He won't become a famous author or TV/podcast host. He should put aside those side projects. If not, he should step aside for someone who truly would be thankful to be the main host of Coast.

[NoMoreNoory]

Joorch just informed us that they've found four Injuns at the bottom of the Atlantic, Injuns that helped propel the Apollo moonshots. Wow! I had no idea there was Native American involvement in the Apollo programme. Oh, wait. I guess that would be 'engines' in the English language.
Mushmouth also informed us that these Injuns were powered by the Saturn 5 rockets. Erm, wouldn't it be the other way round, Joorch?
He followed up with this:
'The ouija board is one of the most spirit communication devices used over the course of human history'
I tell ya, the ouija board makes more sense than Noory!

[Nucky Nolan]

One of the thing that amuses me is that Snoorge keeps mentioning how he's approaching getting 5,000 streamlink signees. Hasn't he been saying that for months ?

He'll reach 5,000 when he hosts his first show from the Hawaiian studio. It took less time to build the Suez Canal.

[Falkie2013]

Tonight's show:

"...Historian and expert in ancient mysteries, Jonathan Cahn, will discuss how omens from ancient texts are reappearing in the U.S. with..."

This should be a fun night if Georgie keeps referring to "texts" as "texxusses" - yee ha!

" Deep in the heart of texus !"

" Here's Snoorge Snoory and his dog Spot ( Tommy in a chupacabra suit ). "

" Hi, folks. I'm Snoorge Snoory and if you don't sign up for Snorelink, I'll eat a bug !

  If you want to buy a book, go see Snoorge.

  Want great moments in ray-di-o, go see Snoorge.

  He'll sell you Carnavora and Tumerick too.

  If you don't buy, he'll turn blue.

  Go see Snoorge, Go see Snoorge, Go See Snoorge. "

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[Roy Hinkley]

He'll reach 5,000 when he hosts his first show from the Hawaiian studio. It took less time to build the Suez Canal.

I can't even believe people would PAY to listen to Georgie's crap.

In fact, we should get PAID to have to listen to his crap.  Rumor is they were going to replace waterboarding with forced listening of past shows of Snoory for terrorists, but it was deemed too inhumane.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

What is it with Noory's obession with contacting the spirit world?  These seem to be among the few conversations where he's actually engaged, can keep up with the guest, and isn't just trying to pander.  Is it because he just can't deal with topics that require facts, research, and some sort of actual grade school knowledge?  Man, I hate the topics he chooses most nights.

[Roy Hinkley]

What is it with Noory's obession with contacting the spirit world?  These seem to be among the few conversations where he's actually engaged, can keep up with the guest, and isn't just trying to pander.  Is it because he just can't deal with topics that require facts, research, and some sort of actual grade school knowledge?  Man, I hate the topics he chooses most nights.

Snoory is fascinated by evil.  Sometimes I think he is too stupid to be evil, but you never know.
Some of his comments to listeners really are evil though.