George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Falkie2013]

I'm a bit miffed about the new Pope. His name is Jorge which is Spanish for George. I hate my first name and everyone even my Mother calls me by my middle name which is George. I've never understood why Popes call themselves something other than their own name. It must confuse some people. This guy will always be Pope George to me. When I think of someone named Francis I think of the saint or Francis the talking mule.

I think the guy will probably be a good pope. He seems to care for the plight of the ill and rode streetcars to work. I've never heard of an archbishop who did that and wasn't carted around in a limo to and fro. That amazed me.

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I'm amused by the nothing says failure like Detroit at the top of the web page.

Yesterday my Mother and I got into a big argument. She wants me to buy a Chevy and I told her that we had 3 GM cars in the past and all 3 of them blew the head gaskets and no more American iron for us. We just got rid of our old Honda Civic with a program that pays you for retiring it. We want a used Prius. She didn't even know what a Prius was and her housekeeper had to tell her about them.

Yesterday Fox ran a story that GM is considering recalling all their Chevy Aveos and 3 years of the Saturn because the taillights stopped working.

We had 2 Saturns, which were part of the 3 that died.

I did have a Caddy and a 1979 Chevy Caprice that were great cars. But that was before GM went to aluminum block engines which are crap as were Chrysler's aluminum transmissions. I love older Chevy's but we need reliability.

In the 4 years we had the Honda we had 3 repairs done to it, water pump, starter and a muffler. It was a 19 year old car and was slowly dying. But it still ran and its engine had no problems. We kind of miss it.

[BobGrau]

...I've never understood why Popes call themselves something other than their own name...

People who claim to have superpowers are strongly advised to use a secret identity.

[valdez]

How many times per night does George say "of course" when introducing a guest, mentioning their book or product, or reading a news story?

All we need is the Numbers lady to call in tonight and discuss how the new Pope was elected on the 13th. The Fatima apparitions happened on the 13th of each month, see it's the number 13 it's all 13.

I think the guy will probably be a good pope. He seems to care for the plight of the ill and rode streetcars to work. I've never heard of an archbishop who did that and wasn't carted around in a limo to and fro. That amazed me.

This "of course" thing seems to be a recent development.  I think he's trying to come up with new ways to either: a) say something when he has nothing to say, avoiding the dreaded and unacceptable "dead air" thing or b) say something when he's wondering what he's supposed to be doing next.  Maybe both at the same time.  I think he should add "yes-siree bob" and "you can say that again" and a "dang, you sure sound smart" to his repertoire.  We all wish Robin Falkov a speedy victory over her battle with cancer.  John Hogue managed to connect the new pope to the Saint Malachy "Peter" prophesy like this:  he (Jorge Bergoglio) took the name Francis, and Anne Francis starred in Forbidden Planet, which also stared Leslie Neilsen, who starred in Airplane with "Peter" Graves.  Uncanny. Dane Wigington on geoengineering, and how the evil powers that be are trying to turn the Earth into Venus.  And the problem with that would be what?  Is Venus so bad?  He was very defensive, and at one point said, "I don't want anyone to believe what I'm saying."  OK.  Done.  Was I high, or did I hear George say, "the ability to reproduce, in men, was dramatically decreasing"?  Surely he didn't say that.  No way.   Not even George...

Francis I

[BobGrau]

"Hello, Vatican! Let's make some FUCKING NOIIISSE!"

[onan]

BTW, 13 is 1+3 or 4.  Pope has 4 letters.

*sigh* Pope... has 3 letters, one is just used twice... sloppy science my friend.

[onan]

I've never understood why Popes call themselves something other than their own name. It must confuse some people.

On the post office wall it is referred to as "Also Known As" or AKA or alias. Because it does confuse. These superstitious goons think they are ascribing a new cleaner moniker to show the sanctity of their leader to people that think they need a leader.

[stevesh]

  We all wish Robin Falkov a speedy victory over her battle with cancer. 

Yes, we do, but I'm sure we're also all wondering about how many cancer patients have died because they listened to quacks/charlatans like Falcov rather than pursuing standard treatments.

[PB the Deplorable]

...  Was I high, or did I hear George say, "the ability to reproduce, in men, was dramatically decreasing"?  Surely he didn't say that.  No way.   Not even George...

George found that while he was looking for gloomy doomy stories, and like the sound of it. 

It slipped through when Tommy just assumed George had thought about it and knew what it meant.

[McPhallus]

There's this thing called, "poetic justice".....

Yes, we do, but I'm sure we're also all wondering about how many cancer patients have died because they listened to quacks/charlatans like Falcov rather than pursuing standard treatments.

[McPhallus]

On the post office wall it is referred to as "Also Known As" or AKA or alias. Because it does confuse. These superstitious goons think they are ascribing a new cleaner moniker to show the sanctity of their leader to people that think they need a leader.

That and trying to create an unbroken line back to something ancient and otherworldly.  They ought to ditch the penis hat, though.  It just looks bad.

[onan]

That and trying to create an unbroken line back to something ancient and otherworldly.

That is the church's claim. History, on the other hand, casts quite a bit of doubt on that claim.

[Mels-hole1984]

I'm a bit miffed about the new Pope. His name is Jorge which is Spanish for George. I hate my first name and everyone even my Mother calls me by my middle name which is George.
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I'm on your side man! My name is George too, growing up I never really liked my name. As the years have gone by I really have come to not mind it/like it. I do mind having to share it with a moron like Noory though!

[Falkie2013]

I'm on your side man! My name is George too, growing up I never really liked my name. As the years have gone by I really have come to not mind it/like it. I do mind having to share it with a moron like Noory though!

I hate the fact that Snoory shares our name too. It's a damned embarrassment& an outrage !


Maybe all us George's call write the new Pope and ask him to excommunicate Snoory just because he's giving ALL George's AND Jorge's a bad name.

I seem to recall that Snoory has said he was a Catholic, though I could be wrong.

Hmm, excommunicating him for screwing up Coast ?

I wonder if any high up folk in the Catholic church listen to Coast given that we have had programs on excommunication, the soul, the Vatican Observatory and topics related to the Church over the years ?

[Falkie2013]

" Thank God, * I * don't have to deal with Snoory on MY first day as Pope ! "

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[ItsOver]

Let's put in a request to exorcise Jorch from C2C.  They can sneak up on Jorge by telling him it's a new exercise program, like P90X.  I'm sure Jorch thinks exorcising is exercising.

[highdesert]

Randi Rhodes said that the new Pope looks a lot like Neil Rogers... And I have to agree.

[Falkie2013]

Let's put in a request to exorcise Jorch from C2C.  They can sneak up on Jorge by telling him it's a new exercise program, like P90X.  I'm sure Jorch thinks exorcising is exercising.

A question ? Is there a low desert ? I always wondered where it was whenever Art used to talk about the High Desert ? Or is that a bunch of aging hippies at the Burning Man festival ?

I found this on CL. Makes one wonder if celibacy is NOT the way to go given that Hef is still going strong while Pope's seem to fall apart.



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[ItsOver]

A question ? Is there a low desert ? I always wondered where it was whenever Art used to talk about the High Desert ?

I believe it's just a matter of elevation.  Pahrump is at around 2,697 ft., whereas Death Valley is at 282 ft below sea level at it's lowest point.
Always loved when Art would sign-on with the "high desert" reference, as opposed to The Nooron who says something to the effect that he's off the coast of the Pacific.  I guess he must be broadcasting from a life raft.  :

[ufogadfly]

A question ? Is there a low desert ? I always wondered where it was whenever Art used to talk about the High Desert ? Or is that a bunch of aging hippies at the Burning Man festival ?

I found this on CL. Makes one wonder if celibacy is NOT the way to go given that Hef is still going strong while Pope's seem to fall apart.

I think it refers to an area with dry conditions caused by the rain shadow effect of a mountain range and at a higher elevation than is usually associated with a desert.

[VtaGeezer]

... as opposed to The Nooron who says something to the effect that he's off the coast of the Pacific.  I guess he must be broadcasting from a life raft.  :

Drives me nuts every time I hear Noory repeat that malaprop in his cornball opening. That in all these years he's never corrected it kind of describes the whole program.


I'm looking forward to hearing Stanton Freidman tonight even though he hasn't really had anything new to say about UFOs in years. He's a flashback to better days on C2C.

[Roy Hinkley]

The "Rio Grandy" River for Grande??

Um, it's pronounced "Grand" with the "e" silent by English speakers, and Rio "Gron-day" is you use correct Spanish pronunciation.

[PB the Deplorable]

Drives me nuts every time I hear Noory repeat that malaprop in his cornball opening. ..

How about his St Louis opening - 'thuh gateway to thuh West'. 

I think St Louis was the gateway to the West for Louis & Clark, Mark Twain, fur trappers, the Santa Fe Trail...

[coaster]

I thought the high desert was the mojave.

[Falkie2013]

I believe it's just a matter of elevation.  Pahrump is at around 2,697 ft., whereas Death Valley is at 282 ft below sea level at it's lowest point.
Always loved when Art would sign-on with the "high desert" reference, as opposed to The Nooron who says something to the effect that he's off the coast of the Pacific.  I guess he must be broadcasting from a life raft.  :

More like somewhere remote like the Farallones, the Galapagos, or Devil's Island.

Hmm, the Island of Doctor Mor-Snoore ?

[PB the Deplorable]

More like somewhere remote like the Farallones, the Galapagos, or Devil's Island.

Hmm, the Island of Doctor Mor-Snoore ?

Snooreau

[Falkie2013]

Snooreau

I stand corrected and bow to the Master. It's been a long and rough day.

[Roy Hinkley]

OMG, this is just too easy - just insert your own joke here about Snoory:

Snoory regarding ancestry.com (incestry.com for Snoorge) saying they use to exclude idiots and lunatics!!  Guess he would have never made it if he was trying to get into the country back then!!

[Roy Hinkley]

Did Georgie just say .9mm ammo?

Idiot.

[Roy Hinkley]

It is so annoying how many times Georgie says "absolutely" - even more annoying is he says "aPsolutely" with a "p" and no "b".

[Albedo]

A question ? Is there a low desert ? I always wondered where it was whenever Art used to talk about the High Desert ? Or is that a bunch of aging hippies at the Burning Man festival ?

I found this on CL. Makes one wonder if celibacy is NOT the way to go given that Hef is still going strong while Pope's seem to fall apart.

I think he is referring to the "high seas" which was international waters, way out from the coast. So Art is deep in the desert and he is internationally heard.