George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Rico999]

The "News" segment is always good for a laff.   The "lead" story last night is a case in point.  Snoory -- reading copy without any thought or research of course -- mentioned that 26,000 people have "vanished" in Mexico the past 6 years because of the drug cartel violence.  Then he says that not only have all these people in Mexico gone missing, but "it's happening all over the planet," as well.

Really, George?  How do you know?  What's your source of information that people "all over the planet" are "vanishing?"

He not only sucks, he's a complete moron!

Even the halfwit asskisser Mitch Battros had to correct him last night.   And then George says that "when all this snow melts, we're gonna have an early Spring!  All the trees will be moist!"   Huh???

This numbskull could spend 23 hours doing "prep" work for the program and it still wouldn't be enough.

[ufogadfly]

My head explodes every time I return to this topic. And I love it.

[ufogadfly]

On the subject of the long standing question at the top of the page, yes, Noory can pronounce the word "anything" correctly.

[CampsieNP]

I love the future!
Was oven roasting a chicken, and to make sure I had it thoroughly cooked, I had to do a little searching on the online. Came across this wonderful site that has answers for any question you could possibly have! It's great! Got the info I needed on my bird, and thought I'd try to get lucky a second time and asked www.answers.com how to convert Fahrenheit to Celsius. Wow!! I was impressed.

Got to thinking, hmm, I have some really serious questions that have come up on CoastGab before. Maybe I could try one of those? Friends, let me say that I did, and it did work!

I typed in "Is G/N gay" in the box there on http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_george_noory_gay
In absolutely no time at all I got my expedient answer. Here it is:
Question: Is george noory gay
Answer: Yes. He and his producer Tommy have been implicated in numerous displays of Gay behavior. They are rumored to be lovers, but at least one of them is a known cross-dresser.

Well, there we have it. These inter-webs these days are truly amazing. Does anyone have another question about Georje they would like to submit to the answer machine? Post your question and results please.

After laughing at how even the most routine, daily actions, bring us back to this topic, I thought,,"nooo,,this could not work"
I had to immediately type in the question and see for my self.
Lo and behold, what the General says is true!

(How soon before GN's little elfs get this removed from wikianswers?? Soon, I'll bet now that they know it is there. We know they read this website on a daily basis)

[Nebraska888]

HAL........"The Pizza Roll Story Unabridged".........

MOTOR CITY MORON VIDEO...............

YOU ARE BRILLIANT!   

[Canned Heat]

My head explodes every time I return to this topic. And I love it.

yes, topics such as this and the infamous host... Noory has the ability to liquify a brain after just a few sentences.  It's quite remarkable that the, what's left of the lava like neural cells after repeatedly shaking your head in disgust will simply explode.

[coaster]

The way Noory says "I bit into a pizza roll, and it knocked me out for two days" is really funny. He says it in such a tragic, depressing way. He should of played some sad music in the background while telling his story. It was really moving and brought scalding hot pepperoni juice a tear to my eye.

[BobGrau]

Spent all day at work checking sell-by dates on beer, and cracking up every time I saw the word 'Feb'

[ziznak]

FEEEEBYWEEEEBY!!!!!

[General Johnson Jameson]

(How soon before GN's little elfs get this removed from wikianswers?? Soon, I'll bet now that they know it is there. We know they read this website on a daily basis)

That is exactly the same thing I thought when I found that little treasure. And he thinks he has it bad here  :
If I could have a dream-flamewar, it'd be between Noary and Gene Huff of Bob Lazar/90s usenet fame
https://groups.google.com/forum/?fromgroups#!searchin/alt.conspiracy.area51/glenn$20campbell$20gene$20huff

Now that is some serious shit. Being called a dunce and a douchebag, prick, cocksucker, etc, is nothing compared to the stuff that went down ^. Check it out for yourselves if you never got the oppurtunity before 

[popple]

I was absolutely disgusted when Jorch said he liked Nancy Leider and that he felt bad that people discredited her or whatever. That bad shit crazy bitch told people to kill their pets.


PS: Did we ever find out what happened to his Jorch's dog? I hope he didn't give it to Nancy.

[PB the Deplorable]

... That bad shit crazy bitch told people to kill their pets...

Explains why he likes her

[PB the Deplorable]

I have a theory why noory was distracted Monday night. Tommy informed him that Coastgab was down, nowhere to be found, completely vanished. Upon heaaring this news, Jorch, at first, was overjoyed. "Maybe they like me now!" he exclaimed. "Maybe they will start a new board called Noory rules!" Eventually tho, the site returned with a notice explaining maintenance was being performed. Jorch was crushed. For, you see, he knew that the evil haters would return, and be even meaner than before...

Heh.  I was thinking he missed reading CoastGab - there is only so much celeb gossip to catch up on, so many emails to read, and only so many articles about freaky ways animals and people died today.  Without CoastGab to read, he probably spent more time that usual walking around with his flashlight, re-telling his creepy stories, and bothering everyone.

[popple]

Explains why he likes her

lol OOOPSHH! 

[sleeplessinca]

Once again - the pizza roll video was a riot.


Take a shot, eat some popcorn or do a pushup everytime he says "stuff".  The guy says it so many times....

[Elflord]

George Noory, If you want to come over to my place, I will have some pizza rolls to eat. BTW George, you are the worst host known to mankind and alien kind too.

[Elflord]

Weather Control/ NDEs Wed 02-27
  First Half: Lecturer on new technologies, health and earth science related issues, Dr. Nick Begich, will discuss HAARP, and the various functions the program performs. He'll address suspicions that it's being used to create our recent dramatic weather, as well as current events and issues related to privacy and mind control.
2nd Half: Expert on the scientific study of death, and near-death experiences, Dr Sam Parnia, will discuss how contrary to popular belief, death is not a moment in time, but rather a process-- a process that can be interrupted well after it has begun.

This is tonights show with Snoory.

[HorrorRetro]

Weather Control/ NDEs Wed 02-27
  First Half: Lecturer on new technologies, health and earth science related issues, Dr. Nick Begich, will discuss HAARP, and the various functions the program performs. He'll address suspicions that it's being used to create our recent dramatic weather, as well as current events and issues related to privacy and mind control.

Begich is still milking this story after more than a decade.  He doesn't even try to come up with a new theory.   :

[SomeVelvetMorning]

Begich is still milking this story after more than a decade.  He doesn't even try to come up with a new theory.   :

Well it (along with many other things) helped Begich's brother become Senator from Alaska. http://www.begich.senate.gov/public/
Never know where you might end up after talking to the great Noory. 

[ufogadfly]

I was absolutely disgusted when Jorch said he liked Nancy Leider and that he felt bad that people discredited her or whatever. That bad shit crazy bitch told people to kill their pets.

Yeah, and he said it in his best warm and fuzzy "nice guy" voice. I nearly drove off the road. Suckup!

[SomeVelvetMorning]

There is a scary thought:  George suggested that Hoagland and Dr. Robin Falkov volunteer to be the man and woman to go on the permanent relocation mission to Mars.  Imagine a planet full of their descendants.  Oh the Hoaxmanity!

[Doomed]

Never know where you might end up after talking to the great Noory. 

Stalking girl scouts at the local convenience store while wearing an Aquaman man costume?

[Sardondi]

...Oh the Hoaxmanity!

Heh heh.

[HorrorRetro]

Well it (along with many other things) helped Begich's brother become Senator from Alaska. http://www.begich.senate.gov/public/
Never know where you might end up after talking to the great Noory. 

The Begich family has been involved in Alaskan politics for decades, long before Mark started in with the HAARP stuff.  Their dad was a Democratic Congressman who died in a plane crash along with the House Majority Leader, Hale Boggs in '72.  After that, their mom tried her hand at politics.  Having been born and raised in Anchorage, Alaska, in a politically active family, I remember when their mom, Pegge, came over with both Mark and his brother to campaign at our house. 

I've actually been to the HAARP site near Gakona and saw it for myself.  I think if Mark is going to keep milking this story, he needs to add something to it.  I know Noory is all about "thuh new lissners," but what is the point in rehashing the same old thing over and over again for a decade?  I know Mark is not the only one who does this on C2C, but it just struck me as odd that he's still saying it.  I guess a lot of my frustration has to do with the fact that I heard an old C2C with Art on one of the streams recently, and Mark was the guest, and he was saying all the same things back then.

[Falkie2013]

I've heard other people state HAARP is actively involved in weather modification and may well have been the culprit in setting off an atomic device to trigger the quake that took out Fukishima.

Note that * I * am not saying it's valid, just that I heard it on the radio.

A sudden thought came to me. IF remote viewing is all it is cracked up to be, then why doesn't Snoory ask Ed Dames where Congressman's Begich's plane went down ?

Unless Dames can't because it was taken down by the CIA or other sinister forces.

As an aside, since all the talk about Snoory suing this site started has anyone else had the problem going to the site that I have been having in both Firefox and Safari ?

I keep getting messages that either the site is unavailable or is down for maintenance. This is happening between 8 PM and Midnight PST on a pretty regular basis. I'd only seen the maintenance prompt come up twice before the entire line of discussion started on lawsuits and seldom had a problem getting into the site in the past.

[SomeVelvetMorning]

Just listened to Feb. 23, 2013 episode of Future Theater with Bill & Nancy Birnes (UFO Mag/UFO Hunters) and guest Jeremy Vaeni.  They all had juicy stories of how Noory had mistreated them.  Mr. Vaeni talked of the time Noory threw him off the C2C show.  Nancy Birnes said she had worked on a new Noory book for three months when suddenly on 12/12/12, Noory sent a letter stating that the Birnes had been fired.  Bill said that he was fired from future Noory books as well and wondered why Noory could not pick up the phone and at least talk to them about the situation.  Vaeni laughed that people think that Noory actually wrote his own books when they all were the ones who wrote the books.  Nancy said that Noory even took the title Worker in the Light directly from her.
I do not remember the exact episode with Noory & Vaeni but do remember some guys that Noory banned from ever being guests again.
http://inceptionradionetwork.com/archives/future-theater-downloads/ to listen but you will have to sign up for a monthly subscription for about $5 per month.

[PB the Deplorable]

...  They all had juicy stories of how Noory had mistreated them.  Mr. Vaeni talked of the time Noory threw him off the C2C show.  Nancy Birnes said she had worked on a new Noory book for three months when suddenly on 12/12/12, Noory sent a letter stating that the Birnes had been fired.  Bill said that he was fired from future Noory books as well...

Who could ever have guessed getting involved with George was a bad idea.  Meanwhile Tommy is lunching and chortling right along with George about this stuff.  For now.

[Juan]

Unless Dames can't because it was taken down by the CIA or other sinister forces.

And it wasn't taken down because of Begich, "they" got they plane because Hale Boggs was on the Warren Commission and he was about to tell the truth.

[ponyboysunset]

Last night while listening to the new edition of No Agenda podcast (thanks MV for the suggestion) I was reminded of Snoory when they did a segment called, is the broadcaster drunk. The broadcaster proceeded to mess up John Hopkins by saying John Hopskins..so my questions are as follows, is George moonlighting as a newscaster, and second question, which is way sadder is, why does this remind me of him? You would think to work in the broadcasting world enunciation would be key. Just sayin. It reminded me of the beginning of this thread where several members were documenting Snoory's slurs.

[ItsOver]

The guest said he wished skeptics would not just discredit work by saying they didn't believe it and to actually look at data that has been collected for 20 or 30 years, and then Jorch goes "how so?". What he said wasn't explanatory enough??? Then the guest had to basically repeat what he just said. Either the obvious is a riddle to Jorchie, or he was not listening at all.

Jorch was no doubt at 3x5 card response #36.  PremRat should save itself some money and just play pre-recorded responses to the guest and cut-out middleman Jorch.  Kind of like a PremRat "Chatty-Cathy" doll.  Tommy could just pull it's string when there's a lull in the guest talking. 


At least poor Jorch gets a big break tonight with LMH showing-up.  I think he only responds a couple of times an hour as Linda plays her "High Strangeness" recording.  I hope she has to do at least one Jorch slap-down to keep it interesting.