Friend of the show, actor Doug Hutchinson, 51, marries 16 year old.

[onan]

just a c & p

35 Years

Woody Allen . . . Soon-Yi Previn
Dennis Hopper . . . Victoria Duffy
Doug Hutchison . . . Courtney Alexis Stodden (He: 51, American actor. She: 16, singer. Year: 2011, Las Vegas chapel.)
Lee Majors . . . Faith Noelle Cross
Tony Robinson . . . Louise Hobbs
J.D. Salinger . . . Joyce Maynard (He: 53. She: 18. Year: 1972.)
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36 Years

James Doohan . . . Wende Braunberger (He: 54, Star Trek's "Scotty. She: 18. Year: 1974.)
Clint Eastwood . . . Dina Ruiz
Sir Clive Sinclair . . . Angie Bowness
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37 Years

Jim Clark . . . Kristy Hinze (He: 65, billionaire. She: 28, Australian supermodel. Married: 2009.)
Hugh Hefner . . . Kimberley Conrad
Rupert Murdoch . . . Wendi Deng
Des O'Connor . . . Jodie Brooke Wilson
Patrick Stewart . . . Sunny Ozell
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38 Years

Rupert Murdoch . . . Wendi Deng
---------------
39 Years

Robert Evans . . . Leslie Ann Woodward
Al Pacino . . . Lucila Sola
Patrick Stewart . . . Lisa Dillon
James Woods . . . Ashley Madison (He: 57, actor. She: 18 when first met.)
---------------
40 Years

Charles Bronson . . . Kim Weeks
Pablo Picasso . . . Françoise Gilot
J.D. Salinger . . . Colleen O'Neill
---------------
41 Years

Robert Duvall . . . Luciana Pedraza (He: actor. Both have same birthday: January 5)
Terry Jones . . . Anna Soderstrom (He: 62, "Monty Python" co-founder. She: 21 when first met.)
Ronnie Wood . . . Ekaterina Ivanova (He 61, "Rolling Stones" rock star. She 20, when first met.)
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42 Years

Ginger Baker . . . Kudzai Machokoto (He: 70, former rock star. She: 28. Year engaged/married: 2010.)
George Soros . . . Tamiko Bolton
Leopold Stokowski . . . Gloria Vanderbilt
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44 Years

Fred Astaire . . . Robyn Smith
---------------
45 Years

Tony Curtis . . . Jill Vanden Berg
---------------
46 Years

Richard Roden . . . Lisa (wife) (He, Britain's oldest father of twins.)
Dick Van Dyke . . . Arlene Silver
---------------
47 Years

Cary Grant . . . Barbara Harris
Anthony Quinn . . . Kathy Benvin
---------------
48 Years

Kirk Kerkorian . . . Lisa Bonder
---------------
51 Years

Tony Randall . . . Heather Harlan
---------------
54 Years

Raymond Calvert . . . Charlotte (partner) (He, Britain's oldest father.)
Hugh Hefner . . . Holly Madison
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60 Years

Hugh Hefner . . . Crystal Harris
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63 Years

J. Howard Marshall II . . . Anna Nicole Smith (He: 89. She: 26 when first met.)
Glynn Wolfe . . . Daisy (wife) (He: Guiness world record holder, world's most married man. She: young Asian bride.)
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95 Years

Ahmed Muhamed Dore . . . Safia Abdulleh (He: 112. She: 17 when married.)
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[Eddie Coyle]

Think Rick Springfield did the same with Linda Blair.

Tommy Bolin got her in her mid teens, too. He even mentioned "that little devil" in the liner notes to his Private Eyes album.

[Sardondi]

Bill Wyman any every 13-year old he's "dated" or married.

[BigDave]

Bill Wyman any every 13-year old he's "dated" or married.

I'd forgotten about Bill Wyman,He's got a thing about teen girls. He broke up with a girlfriend then would up marrying Her daughter who I think was 16

[Juan]

As a geezer, I cheer them all.

[onan]

As a geezer, I cheer them all.

I wonder what your thought would be if it were your 16 y/o daughter.

[analog kid]

        Tommy Bolin got her in her mid teens, too. He even mentioned "that little devil" in the liner notes to his Private Eyes album.

I celebrate your gift of recall.

Guess the message is, if you can, you might as well. But, for me personally, I like mature women. A woman in her 30s is especially in her prime IMO, and I'd rather have a root canal than to listen to someone like Courtney Stodden. Yuck.

[Eddie Coyle]

I celebrate your gift of recall.

Guess the message is, if you can, you might as well. But, for me personally, I like mature women. A woman in her 30s is especially in her prime IMO, and I'd rather have a root canal than to listen to someone like Courtney Stodden. Yuck.

          Thank you sir, and actually, Linda Blair was involved with 40% of Deep Purple Mark 4, Glenn Hughes was a paramour as well. I think she was 17 at the time...but she may have been the oldest 17 year old in the world at the time. And that was before Rick James

           I agree, give me a mature woman anyday over a mental neonate like Stodden. I only wanted 17 year olds when I was 10-16 myself.

[BigDave]

          Thank you sir, and actually, Linda Blair was involved with 40% of Deep Purple Mark 4, Glenn Hughes was a paramour as well. I think she was 17 at the time...but she may have been the oldest 17 year old in the world at the time. And that was before Rick James

           I agree, give me a mature woman anyday over a mental neonate like Stodden. I only wanted 17 year olds when I was 10-16 myself.

Linda Blair has been around the block many times

[analog kid]

          Thank you sir, and actually, Linda Blair was involved with 40% of Deep Purple Mark 4, Glenn Hughes was a paramour as well. I think she was 17 at the time...but she may have been the oldest 17 year old in the world at the time. And that was before Rick James

           I agree, give me a mature woman anyday over a mental neonate like Stodden. I only wanted 17 year olds when I was 10-16 myself.

Rick James? Really?

Anyone under 25 essentially looks like a puppy to me.

[Eddie Coyle]

 
       Yep, Rick James and Linda Blair were involved from about 1981-84, though it wasn't very public. But in recent years she has talked about it, with books to sell and shit like that.

[Frys Girl]

       Yep, Rick James and Linda Blair were involved from about 1981-84, though it wasn't very public. But in recent years she has talked about it, with books to sell and shit like that.

Sure to be a bestseller......

[Eddie Coyle]

Sure to be a bestseller......

If "Buck a Book" still existed, maybe.

[analog kid]

          Thank you sir...

I have severe OCD btw, and I share traits with those with "super memory." Though it isn't as acute by any means, I'm constantly amazed at how shitty people's memories are, and how they forget something they've said a month earlier. I also ruminate 24/7, and have to stay on SSRIs to cope. Heavy drinking helps 

[BigDave]

I have severe OCD btw, and I share traits with those with "super memory." Though it isn't as acute by any means, I'm constantly amazed at how shitty people's memories are, and how they forget something they've said a month earlier. I also ruminate 24/7, and have to stay on SSRIs to cope. Heavy drinking helps 

I shouldn't criticise movie stars for dating young,when I was 32 I had a girlfriend who was 18(someone I worked with).

[ziznak]

I shouldn't criticise movie stars for dating young,when I was 32 I had a girlfriend who was 18(someone I worked with).

lemme guess? the sex was great but there was nothing to talk about.

[BigDave]

lemme guess? the sex was great but there was nothing to talk about.

Yep,sex was great and She was beautiful but She left a lot to be desired as far as maturity goes. :

[Eddie Coyle]

I have severe OCD btw, and I share traits with those with "super memory." Though it isn't as acute by any means, I'm constantly amazed at how shitty people's memories are, and how they forget something they've said a month earlier. I also ruminate 24/7, and have to stay on SSRIs to cope. Heavy drinking helps 

I plead the fifth, and now I shall drink a fifth.

        My mind races like a hamster on crank. My OCD number is "4"(putting things away taking probably an hour more than it should) and I repeat myself under stress and I repeat myself under stress. I have an elephant's memory, a goat's eating habits, the drinking habits of a fish and the vision of a bat.
       

[Kaiborg]

just a c & p

35 Years

Woody Allen . . . Soon-Yi Previn
Dennis Hopper . . . Victoria Duffy
Doug Hutchison . . . Courtney Alexis Stodden (He: 51, American actor. She: 16, singer. Year: 2011, Las Vegas chapel.)
Lee Majors . . . Faith Noelle Cross
Tony Robinson . . . Louise Hobbs
J.D. Salinger . . . Joyce Maynard (He: 53. She: 18. Year: 1972.)
---------------
36 Years

James Doohan . . . Wende Braunberger (He: 54, Star Trek's "Scotty. She: 18. Year: 1974.)
Clint Eastwood . . . Dina Ruiz
Sir Clive Sinclair . . . Angie Bowness
---------------
37 Years

Jim Clark . . . Kristy Hinze (He: 65, billionaire. She: 28, Australian supermodel. Married: 2009.)
Hugh Hefner . . . Kimberley Conrad
Rupert Murdoch . . . Wendi Deng
Des O'Connor . . . Jodie Brooke Wilson
Patrick Stewart . . . Sunny Ozell
---------------
38 Years

Rupert Murdoch . . . Wendi Deng
---------------
39 Years

Robert Evans . . . Leslie Ann Woodward
Al Pacino . . . Lucila Sola
Patrick Stewart . . . Lisa Dillon
James Woods . . . Ashley Madison (He: 57, actor. She: 18 when first met.)
---------------
40 Years

Charles Bronson . . . Kim Weeks
Pablo Picasso . . . Françoise Gilot
J.D. Salinger . . . Colleen O'Neill
---------------
41 Years

Robert Duvall . . . Luciana Pedraza (He: actor. Both have same birthday: January 5)
Terry Jones . . . Anna Soderstrom (He: 62, "Monty Python" co-founder. She: 21 when first met.)
Ronnie Wood . . . Ekaterina Ivanova (He 61, "Rolling Stones" rock star. She 20, when first met.)
---------------
42 Years

Ginger Baker . . . Kudzai Machokoto (He: 70, former rock star. She: 28. Year engaged/married: 2010.)
George Soros . . . Tamiko Bolton
Leopold Stokowski . . . Gloria Vanderbilt
---------------
44 Years

Fred Astaire . . . Robyn Smith
---------------
45 Years

Tony Curtis . . . Jill Vanden Berg
---------------
46 Years

Richard Roden . . . Lisa (wife) (He, Britain's oldest father of twins.)
Dick Van Dyke . . . Arlene Silver
---------------
47 Years

Cary Grant . . . Barbara Harris
Anthony Quinn . . . Kathy Benvin
---------------
48 Years

Kirk Kerkorian . . . Lisa Bonder
---------------
51 Years

Tony Randall . . . Heather Harlan
---------------
54 Years

Raymond Calvert . . . Charlotte (partner) (He, Britain's oldest father.)
Hugh Hefner . . . Holly Madison
---------------
60 Years

Hugh Hefner . . . Crystal Harris
---------------
63 Years

J. Howard Marshall II . . . Anna Nicole Smith (He: 89. She: 26 when first met.)
Glynn Wolfe . . . Daisy (wife) (He: Guiness world record holder, world's most married man. She: young Asian bride.)
---------------
95 Years

Ahmed Muhamed Dore . . . Safia Abdulleh (He: 112. She: 17 when married.)
---------------

Thanks for posting that!  I guess it's never too late to give up your dreams...

[Sardondi]

When I was in law school there was some big weekend bash where a lot of families came in and went to stuff with the students. As a favor to a classmate I agreed to squire around his "kid sister" who was "in high school". Apparently the parents wanted to attend, but didn't want to leave her alone back home, so they brought her along, and she needed an escort. I agreed as a favor, not thinking too much about being the date of a "high school girl". But I was too trusting.

She turned out to be 14. 14 years old. I was almost 10 years older. She had braces. She was quite a good looking blonde, and looked sophisticated in her black formal dress, but she had braces. And was 14. I suppose the 9th Grade is technically "high school", but what a technicality! That is just pedophile territory. I was mortified. I should have refused to do it when I found out how young she really was, but my friend was a nice guy, and his family was distinguished and seemed to like me a great deal.

She was a very sweet kid, very mature for her years and actually wickedly funny, and she could keep up in a conversation. Regardless I started slamming whiskey as a way to obliterate any recollection of my mortification. (No way was she permitted to drink, and only tried once or twice to persuade me to let her.) I got drunk and it must have looked awful. Some other classmates started coming over to make great mock of my situation, but did so fairly subtly. One guy sat beside me and looking all serious asked how it was going with us. I said fine, and he said "That's great - young love is just wonderful to see." He played it so straight, and it stung badly. But instead of me busting his butt, I was just humiliated, and for the only time in my life that I can remember, I blushed a deep, scarlet, glowing red. I was amazed at how hot my face felt.

It was a weekend from hell, because it was 2 nights of a dinner and dance. And yes, I actually danced with this little girl. She asked and I felt obligated. But the weekend had repercussions: no female classmates went out with me after that. Ever. To this day I feel shame about that weekend, worrying about classmates who will remember me only as the weirdo who brought the 14-year-old to the big law weekend. I never saw her again, and I've never spoken to my friend since we got out of school, although we were fairly good buds up until then. That was over 30 years ago, and technically she's old enough to have grandchildren, if she was quick off the mark. But all I can see today is this cute little blonde 14 year old with braces, who I get caught out on the dance floor with when the dj starts playing the Rolling Stones' "Star Fucker". Jesus, somebody must have bribed him for that little slice of heaven. 

[ziznak]

Soo what did you do for dates during your law school years?? lemme guess? there was this local high school down the road?

[Agent : Orange]

But all I can see today is this cute little blonde 14 year old with braces, who I get caught out on the dance floor with when the dj starts playing the Rolling Stones' "Star Fucker". Jesus, somebody must have bribed him for that little slice of heaven.

Lol!! That next night must have been fantastically awkward.

[Sardondi]

Soo what did you do for dates during your law school years?? lemme guess? there was this local high school down the road?

Thank goodness my school was part and on the campus of a university, so there were plenty of age-appropriate females besides my classmates. Those were fairly early days for women in law school, and men outnumbered women by about 4-to-1, so there weren't all that many female law students anyway. But it is unpleasant thinking that among those female law students I probably was operating under some sort of crude and unofficial, but still effective, predecessor of today's sexual predator designation and database.

[Morgus]

We all knew it wouldn't last:
http://omg.yahoo.com/news/courtney-stodden-19-splits-doug-hutchison-53-two-213000089-us-weekly.html


Courtney Stodden, 19, Splits With Doug Hutchison, 53, After Two Years of Marriage

She's got her whole life ahead of her to love again! After two very controversial years of marriage, Courtney Stodden has separated from her much-older actor husband Doug Hutchison, a source confirms to Us Weekly. RadarOnline first broke the story that the buxom model and reality star, 19, and the former Lost actor, 53, were going their separate ways; no word yet on whether either party has filed divorce papers.

During their courtship and throughout their marriage, much was made about the considerable age disparity between the pair -- and Stodden's countless, photo shoots in barely-there swimsuits and less.

According to the source, Stodden's unusual fame -- which she parlayed into a role on a recent season of Celebrity Big Brother in the UK -- was a key factor in the couple's split.

"After Courtney experienced being in Celebrity Big Brother in the UK she realized that there is this whole world out there to explore," the source explains. "She was so reliant on Doug up until doing the show, but after going so far away, she realized she could survive by herself."

The controversial star's time in London was "her first ever experience of having indepedence," the source says of the outspoken Southerner.

"The dynamics had suddenly totally changed. They've been arguing so much since they came back from London."

[UnscreenedCaller]

I'm shocked. SHOCKED! Whatever happened to the sanctity of marriage?

[Camazotz Automat]

(Background. We hear the fading words "and she's buying a stairway to heaven." And then the REPLAY switch is hit. )

I liked Hutchinson's work on The Green Mile.

Other than that, I got nothing.

Wait. I can always be a dick:

So what shattered this marriage made in heaven? I would have to say a suspicious lack of cartilage. Hutchinson's looking more and more like a squashed Michael Keaton while Stodden looks like an ambulatory spine.

There. My observation. I contributed. Okay?

I know you missed me and yes, it's really me.  MV didn't simply pull up my handle to stir the pot because he became bored.

Would anyone else coin "a suspicious lack of cartilage"?  Google it. I'm the first, damn it.

It's going to be alright.

I know what you're thinking, punk, (for those of you more observant old members who happen to give a tachyon shit) ... "this post should have been Cam's first post after his return."

Actually this is my first post after returning. But I only just now discovered I  overshot Halloween by 3,498 titors and have to recalibrate and rejump.

So my friends, it's time to hook ass to Halloween 2013.

I always coordinate my jumps to the last few lyrics of Stairway.  It's a Cam thing. Oh, here it comes.

- screaming guitar lead-
(setting course)

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul
(begin recalibration)

There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
(factoring temporal network)

How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
(pre fold)

The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
(program kick)

To be a rock and not to roll

INITIATE JUMP
....

[area51drone]

Shocked indeed.

A good friend of mine works with someone who knows her family very well.  Apparently her parents are very strange and condoned the whole initial thing as a career move for her.   In other words they were more than overly supportive of the marriage.   If I recall correctly, they were even trolling her out to multiple celebrities trying to get her with someone.   Now that is fucking creepy.

[TumbleWeed]

I think she's fugly.
She's like an android, more plastic than human. A shoddy aproximation of life.

[ziznak]

trolling? you mean pimping right? her and her parents are the product of this self centered and fame obsessed society... and god damned he looks like he aged 53 years since last i seen him!  that hoe must really have sucked the "life" out of him.

[FightTheFuture]

He`ll always be Eugene Victor Tooms, to me.