Things That Annoy You

[Camazotz Automat]

IA1

This fucking heat.

People who complain about this fucking heat.

[jazmunda]

getting a chubby at work

Be thankful all the plumbing still works.

[jazmunda]

When I'm clearly wearing headphones and clearly listening to music and people talk to me from off in the distance like I can hear them.

I often wear headphones without playing anything just to avoid having to interact with people.

[jazmunda]

I don't even know why I bother having a cell phone anymore. It spends so much time on charge it may as well be a landline.

[zeebo]

I often wear headphones without playing anything just to avoid having to interact with people.

I just use one of these.

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[jazmunda]

I just use one of these.

That could be the perfect foil for my public masturbation problem.

[Camazotz Automat]

GTJ

I cannot wait for Madame Secretary to begin on the CBS schedule this Fall.

The sooner it starts, the sooner it can be canceled.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

GTJ

I cannot wait for Madame Secretary to begin on the CBS schedule this Fall.

The sooner it starts, the sooner it can be canceled.

You probably won't have to wait very long. This is the first time I heard of it, so I gave it the Google and immediately detected the odor of one of those shows where the sum of the parts will fall far short of a satisfying total.  It sounds like perfect Rifftrax material, though.  "And Keith Carradine as President Conrad 'Clench' Dalton!"

On the other hand, a show called Secretary Madame, featuring non-stop dictation, stenos eagerly demonstrating their shorthand skills, and plenty of passion and friction in the boardroom, would probably be a very popular addition to the late night Cinemax lineup.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Just found out that Hello Kitty isn't a cat, she's a little British girl.  I'm annoyed that Yorkie and the other BritGabbers didn't tell us this sooner, so we had to find out from strangers.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/27/hello-kitty-not-cat_n_5725908.html

[Yorkshire pud]

Just found out that Hello Kitty isn't a cat, she's a little British girl.  I'm annoyed that Yorkie and the other BritGabbers didn't tell us this sooner, so we had to find out from strangers.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/27/hello-kitty-not-cat_n_5725908.html

I'll see your kitty isn't a kitty and raise you family love. Although how the cops worked out they'd had sex without watching them is anyone's guess.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/27/christopher-buckner-timothy-savoy_n_5723030.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I'll see your kitty isn't a kitty and raise you family love. Although how the cops worked out they'd had sex without watching them is anyone's guess.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/27/christopher-buckner-timothy-savoy_n_5723030.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

"Buckner and Savoy were arrested and charged with incest, aggravated sodomy and prowling, SavannahNow.com reports."

That's just a typical night in rural Georgia.  And they don't take kindly to prowling.

[PB the Deplorable]

Just found out that Hello Kitty isn't a cat, she's a little British girl.  I'm annoyed that Yorkie and the other BritGabbers didn't tell us this sooner, so we had to find out from strangers.

Clearly there is a worldwide demand for an adorable global marketing phenomenon cartoon character that IS a cat. 

We now have a cartoon cat cuteness void not quite filled by the likes of Garfield, Sylvester, Tom (of Tom and Jerry), Heathcliff, Top Cat, Fritz, Mr Jinx, or Puss-in-boots. 

This won't end well.

[wr250]

Clearly there is a worldwide demand for an adorable global marketing phenomenon cartoon character that IS a cat. 

We now have a cartoon cat cuteness void not quite filled by the likes of Garfield, Sylvester, Tom (of Tom and Jerry), Heathcliff, Top Cat, Fritz, Mr Jinx, or Puss-in-boots. 

This won't end well.

you forgot ceiling cat, hover cat , monorail  cat, and a large number of other cats and impossibly cute kittens on you tube.

[jazmunda]

Just found out that Hello Kitty isn't a cat, she's a little British girl.  I'm annoyed that Yorkie and the other BritGabbers didn't tell us this sooner, so we had to find out from strangers.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/27/hello-kitty-not-cat_n_5725908.html

*curls up in fetal position*

This is not happening. This is not happening. This is not happening. This is not happening. This is not happening.

Anything but British!!!

[Yorkshire pud]

*curls up in fetal position*

This is not happening. This is not happening. This is not happening. This is not happening. This is not happening.

Anything but British!!!

It's undignified when the colonalists get all emotional about their heritage. Just man up.

[PB the Deplorable]

In London today, child celebrity Hello Kitty went to her hairdresser and had her whiskers removed.  ''It was so much easier when everyone thought I was a cat'', she said.  "But that's out of the bag now... and there goes my excuse for scratching up the furniture".

In related news the Disney company announced Donald Duck is really a teenager living in Rhode Island.

[Heather Wade]

Vyvanse commercials.  Jeezus.

IA1

This fucking heat.

People who complain about this fucking heat.

...and this^

...and the batshit, homeless, toothless lady who continues to harass me every time I go to the store.   

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Vyvanse commercials.  Jeezus.

...and this^

...and the batshit, homeless, toothless lady who continues to harass me every time I go to the store.   

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Now that's what I'm talkin' bout.

[Camazotz Automat]

VA1

...and the batshit, homeless, toothless lady who continues to harass me every time I go to the store.   

It's the price you pay for possessing such magnetism, Red.

(Spreads tarot cards out in a long arc, thoughtfully pulls then flips. The Two of Swords.)

I'm afraid she is going to be the death of you unless you take action. I suggest providing her with a one-way bus ticket to Cape Girardeau, MO.

There are certain parties there that could force-funnel her into Morocco and forever out of your life.

An underground railroad of sorts for the old bat!

singing: "Thank God and Greyhound, she's gone...."

[b_dubb]

I think bellgab needs to do a kickstarter to get (Redacted) a new place to live or a car or maybe hire a hitman to frag batshit crazy homeless person

[Tarbaby]

Vyvanse commercials.  Jeezus.

...and this^

...and the batshit, homeless, toothless lady who continues to harass me every time I go to the store.   

please be kind to the old lady, she happens to be my wife. She only asks people for money because, well… Somebody in this family has to make some money.

[Heather Wade]

Thanks Cam.  Could be worse, could've been The Tower; GFP's photo is somewhat accurate.  At the moment, I am sheltering in place with ample supplies, and have conscripted the local IT guy to accompany me if I do have to go out... which, of course, I will not.  It's ridiculous.  Wtf is a skinny IT guy going to do? 

Thursday, she took two swings at my face, but missed. 

I've offered her money and food, she screamed at me that she doesn't want it.  Wish I had one of those tranq darts they use on tigers, ffs. 

[b_dubb]

Thanks Cam.  Could be worse, could've been The Tower; GFP's photo is somewhat accurate.  At the moment, I am sheltering in place with ample supplies, and have conscripted the local IT guy to accompany me if I do have to go out... which, of course, I will not.  It's ridiculous.  Wtf is a skinny IT guy going to do? 

Thursday, she took two swings at my face, but missed. 

I've offered her money and food, she screamed at me that she doesn't want it.  Wish I had one of those tranq darts they use on tigers, ffs.

I hope you called the cops about her trying to punch you

[Tarbaby]

Redacted: sorry to hear it.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Sorry for my illustration, Redacted.  I never know what to take seriously on here.

[Heather Wade]

I hope you called the cops about her trying to punch you

I did.

Sorry for my illustration, Redacted.  I never know what to take seriously on here.

No worries, mang.  I just had to vent a little.

[b_dubb]

I did.

And did the police drag crazy cat lady off to the nuthouse/group home?

[Heather Wade]

And did the police drag crazy cat lady off to the nuthouse/group home?

Ah, you make me lol.  I wish.  Took them two hours to arrive, and they said they'd be out looking for her.  The kind officer told me if I pepper spray her, to call them again.   

[The General]

Ah, you make me lol.  I wish.  Took them two hours to arrive, and they said they'd be out looking for her.  The kind officer told me if I pepper spray her, to call them again.   

Yeah right, officer.
So they can arrest you for assault?
A pox upon all their houses.

[wr250]

Yeah right, officer.
So they can arrest you for assault?
A pox upon all their houses.

A man was going to bed one night when his wife told him that he had left the light on in the shed.  She could see the light was on from the bedroom window. As the man looked for himself he saw that there were people in the shed taking things.

The man phoned the police, but they told him that no one was in the area to help him at that time, but they would send someone over as soon as they were available.

He said "OK," hung up, and waited one minute, then phoned the police back.  "Hello" he said, "I just called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now 'cause I've shot them."

Within five minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, an Armed Response unit, the works. Of course, they caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the officers said: "I thought you said that you shot Them!" The man replied, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"