Things That Annoy You

[Treading Water]

Nutmeg should be added in the same fashion vermouth is properly added to extra-dry martinis.  Wave the bottle above and just let the fragrance gently drift down.

You are correct, sir!!   

[wr250]

"you have exceeded your maximum daily withdrawal"  i went to the atm to get some cash and got that. so i pay the months bills in one day, they spank me and deny me access to any more of my money. nice.

[Bart Ell]

Wave the bottle above and just let the fragrance gently drift down.

Non lushes would tell you that is the proper way to teabag a fine lady... or guy, whatever is a better fit for you.

[Bart Ell]

"you have exceeded your maximum daily withdrawal"  i went to the atm to get some cash and got that. so i pay the months bills in one day, they spank me and deny me access to any more of my money. nice.

[jazmunda]

"you have exceeded your maximum daily withdrawal"  i went to the atm to get some cash and got that. so i pay the months bills in one day, they spank me and deny me access to any more of my money. nice.

Is that a limit set by you or by the bank? Surely the bank can't impose a limit on you.

[jazmunda]

I've never seen the Queen crack a smile. She must really despise the poor. I'm proud of my daughter for taking a dump outside Buckingham Palace when she was 18 months old.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I've never seen the Queen crack a smile. She must really despise the poor. I'm proud of my daughter for taking a dump outside Buckingham Palace when she was 18 months old.

Despising the poor is the only thing that can bring a smile to the pinched faces of those inbred twits.

[steelbot]

Is that a limit set by you or by the bank? Surely the bank can't impose a limit on you.

I've had cash limits and item purchase limits that required a call to the bank to re-verify who i was, even had an out of country calls due to well being out of the country and it was "suspicious" - each time told em look i'm in the military, and you know this lol, get it fixed and stop this shit - eventually it now is "limitless" to a degree and i've not since had an issue.

[jazmunda]

I've had cash limits and item purchase limits that required a call to the bank to re-verify who i was, even had an out of country calls due to well being out of the country and it was "suspicious" - each time told em look i'm in the military, and you know this lol, get it fixed and stop this shit - eventually it now is "limitless" to a degree and i've not since had an issue.

When ever I go overseas (which isn't that often) I inform the bank as to where I am traveling otherwise they will think any purchases are suspicious and put a block on my card. Despite doing that I was once in London and had been out of the country for more than a week and I was at a restaurant and my card was declined. It turns out that the bank after a week thought there was suspicious activity on my card so they blocked it. I had informed them of my traveling plans to avoid this scenario. Luckily my wife had another card from another bank and we didn't have to wash dishes.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Despising the poor is the only thing that can bring a smile to the pinched faces of those inbred twits.

I take that back, because I just learned that picture was taken right after they heard the news about Princess Di's car accident.

[jazmunda]

I take that back, because I just learned that picture was taken right after they heard the news about Princess Di's car accident.

That's probably not far from the truth.

[wr250]

Is that a limit set by you or by the bank? Surely the bank can't impose a limit on you.

the bank set the limit on me.

[jazmunda]

the bank set the limit on me.

My bank has a limit that you can impose on yourself to either limit the amount that can be taken out by someone who takes your card and guesses your PIN (which is unlikely to occur) or to limit yourself from withdrawing money for gambling, hookers or heroin.

[coaster]

I walked into a liquor store today and as I was heading in, a white woman was walking with her black boyfriend and said "theres that 'white' boy whos always running his mouth". I said excuse me, I thought you were talking to me, and she said she was. I asked her if I knew her, and she started getting belligerent and her boyfriend was acting like he was going to hit me. I then said "you do realize you are white, right? So why are you calling me a white boy?" This pissed her thug boyfriend off and he kept saying "you aint worth it"
Long story short, I walked in to get beer and people started shit with me. People who I do not know. Another wonderful day in the cesspool that is Nebraska. I really am starting to hate people..

[wr250]

My bank has a limit that you can impose on yourself to either limit the amount that can be taken out by someone who takes your card and guesses your PIN (which is unlikely to occur) or to limit yourself from withdrawing money for gambling, hookers or heroin drunken debauchery across the united states and east asia, aka a  vacation .and/or horse porn.

fixed

[aldousburbank]

My bank does not allow me to withdraw more than I deposit. This annoys me.

[wr250]

My bank does not allow me to withdraw more than I deposit. This annoys me.

mine will, as long as the $2000 a day limit is not exceeded

[jazmunda]

My bank does not allow me to withdraw more than I deposit. This annoys me.

Mine does but they make me do unspeakable things. Also they're not technically a bank just a guy in the alley behind a convenience store.

[zeebo]

...I really am starting to hate people..

Just started?  It's time to pat yourself on the back for being patient this long.       

[Heather Wade]

I walked into a liquor store today and as I was heading in, a white woman was walking with her black boyfriend and said "theres that 'white' boy whos always running his mouth". I said excuse me, I thought you were talking to me, and she said she was. I asked her if I knew her, and she started getting belligerent and her boyfriend was acting like he was going to hit me. I then said "you do realize you are white, right? So why are you calling me a white boy?" This pissed her thug boyfriend off and he kept saying "you aint worth it"
Long story short, I walked in to get beer and people started shit with me. People who I do not know. Another wonderful day in the cesspool that is Nebraska. I really am starting to hate people..

I.  Feel.  Your.  Pain.

I'm too tired to describe the trouble I went through today to pay the rent without being assaulted once again by the insane, homeless lady.  Mission accomplished, to my delight.

I'm sorry you had to go through that when all you wanted was a beer.  With any luck, they will not be there next time. 

Just started?  It's time to pat yourself on the back for being patient this long.       

Concur!

[albrecht]

And they say the Germans have no sense of humor. Here is proof that this stereotype is false. Even the Das Haus Sachsen-Coburg und Gotha can have a good laugh (only at the peasant's expense, but still.)

[b_dubb]

I.  Feel.  Your.  Pain.

I'm too tired to describe the trouble I went through today to pay the rent without being assaulted once again by the insane, homeless lady.  Mission accomplished, to my delight.

I'm sorry you had to go through that when all you wanted was a beer.  With any luck, they will not be there next time. 

I'm pissed off that your PD hasn't hauled this crazy bitch to jail. WTF?!

When they do arrest her try and record it. The GabCast is looking for a companion piece to the Australian arrest sound clips ("A succulent Chinese meal?!").

[jazmunda]

Chatty convenience store clerks. I don't need you to comment on my purchases or about the frequency that I buy a particular product. I know I have a sweet tooth. No need to make me feel self conscious about it. It's none of your business. If I wanted to have a conversation with you I would make eye contact.

[bateman]

Chatty convenience store clerks. I don't need you to comment on my purchases or about the frequency that I buy a particular product.

"The small condoms again, Mr. Munda?"

[jazmunda]

"The small condoms again, Mr. Munda?"

Extra small.

[Yorkshire pud]

I walked into a liquor store today and as I was heading in, a white woman was walking with her black boyfriend and said "theres that 'white' boy whos always running his mouth". I said excuse me, I thought you were talking to me, and she said she was. I asked her if I knew her, and she started getting belligerent and her boyfriend was acting like he was going to hit me. I then said "you do realize you are white, right? So why are you calling me a white boy?" This pissed her thug boyfriend off and he kept saying "you aint worth it"
Long story short, I walked in to get beer and people started shit with me. People who I do not know. Another wonderful day in the cesspool that is Nebraska. I really am starting to hate people..

What prompted all that? Does Nebraska know you're on Bellgab? It would explain it. Free the Nebraska one.

[Yorkshire pud]

Extra small.

Aussies always over estimate things.

[Yorkshire pud]

Despising the poor is the only thing that can bring a smile to the pinched faces of those inbred twits.

We both know inbreeding has it's merits; weddings are cheaper to arrange. Fewer guests.

[jazmunda]

Aussies always over estimate things.

I know. Ken dolls put me to shame. 

[Yorkshire pud]

I know. Ken dolls put me to shame. 

Embrace the Mattel icon. See him as a mentor. Him and Barbie could have had wholesome familes if they'd been given sex organs.