Things That Annoy You

[Heather Wade]

Yeah , the person with a problem can't answer the question

Now that you are feigning interest why don't you direct it to the pate or the other poster who gets drunk with his cat

They need help

It's not that I can't answer the question, it is simply that I won't.  Why?  Because you wish it.  Besides, RealCool Daddio answered quite succinctly, and I could not have said it better. 

At this point I'm just messing with you because it's amusing.   

[RealCool Daddio]

I don't think drinking alcohol is healthy, so no to that part.  As for it being normal, why the fuck would I care?  Why the fuck do YOU care?  I'm not bothering anyone.  I'm alone, remember?

Try accepting Jesus into your life.  You'll never drink alone again!

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[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Getting smashed alone with your cat is pathological behavior

If you're with your cat, you aren't alone.  You can call that Fact #4 if you want

[Blinko]

It's not that I can't answer the question, it is simply that I won't.  Why?  Because you wish it.  Besides, RealCool Daddio answered quite succinctly, and I could not have said it better. 

At this point I'm just messing with you because it's amusing.   

Is this the life you envisioned for yourself ?

Drunk Alone on a holiday ? Being defended by nameless avatars who are likely in your same sorry state

PM me bud , I'll help you through this

[RealCool Daddio]

Getting smashed alone with your cat is pathological behavior
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If you're with your cat, you aren't alone.  You can call that Fact #4 if you want

I'm on beer number three, but my wife is here.  She's drinking tea, though.

Fact #5: I am now onto beer number four.

[Blinko]

Fact # 6 realcooldaddio has never seen The Smiths live

[RealCool Daddio]

Is this the life you envisioned for yourself ?

Drunk Alone on a holiday ? Being defended by nameless avatars who are likely in your same sorry state

PM me bud , I'll help you through this

Yep. Drunk parent(s). Fact #6.

[Blinko]

I've seen The Smiths live and realdouchedaddio hasn't

That's why he's so butthurt

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Try accepting Jesus into your life.  You'll never drink alone again!

I went to New Orleans on a business trip years ago.  It happened to be Mardi Gras during that time.

We all went out after work to sightsee on Bourbon Street.  There was a guy dressed as Jesus and toting a cross walking up and down Bourbon Street trying to convert sinners.

Went up the street until the action petered out and then turned around.  On the way back, I saw a kid, obviously drunk, standing and talking with the Jesus guy.  He (the kid) was wearing a tee shirt that said, "I got Bourbon-faced on Shit Street" and had a look of concern as "Jesus" spoke to him.

They only thing I heard either of them say was the kid, when I passed by them: "...I DO believe in Jesus, dude...but...I still want to party!"

[RealCool Daddio]

I've seen The Smiths live and realdouchedaddio hasn't

That's why he's so butthurt

You weren't even alive when they were touring, kiddo.  Nice try though.

[Blinko]

You weren't even alive when they were touring, kiddo.  Nice try though.

Such a trite stance , cliche even for you

I was and I did

[RealCool Daddio]

Such a trite stance , cliche even for you

I was and I did

Did one of your drunk parents take you in your stroller?

[Heather Wade]

Is this the life you envisioned for yourself ?

Drunk Alone on a holiday ? Being defended by nameless avatars who are likely in your same sorry state

PM me bud , I'll help you through this

Please, keep digging this hole, it's hilarious. 

Are you a Mormon or something?  If I tell you I sparked a bowl with my espresso this morning, are you going to have a nosebleed?  If you do have a nosebleed, will you post the photo? 

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Being defended by nameless avatars who are likely in your same sorry state

Know what's worse than that?

Not being defended by anybody.

[RealCool Daddio]

I went to New Orleans on a business trip years ago.  It happened to be Mardi Gras during that time.

We all went out after work to sightsee on Bourbon Street.  There was a guy dressed as Jesus and toting a cross walking up and down Bourbon Street trying to convert sinners.

Went up the street until the action petered out and then turned around.  On the way back, I saw a kid, obviously drunk, standing and talking with the Jesus guy.  He (the kid) was wearing a tee shirt that said, "I got Bourbon-faced on Shit Street" and had a look of concern as "Jesus" spoke to him.

They only thing I heard either of them say was the kid, when I passed by them: "...I DO believe in Jesus, dude...but...I still want to party!"

The kid was drunk?  And you didn't intervene to determine his level of depression?  Or offer to provide the fellow with unlicensed counselling via IM?  You're lucky Blinky wasn't there to "tsk tsk" you.

[Blinko]

Please, keep digging this hole, it's hilarious. 

Are you a Mormon or something?  If I tell you I sparked a bowl with my espresso this morning, are you going to have a nosebleed?  If you do have a nosebleed, will you post the photo?

Keep getting drunk alone with your cat

It is NOT hilarious

Are you depressed or something ?

Eventually you will emerge from this and find an actual life to enjoy

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Blinko's posts are actually quite entertaining if you imagine them as random exerpts from a vanity press audio book read by Paul Lynde.  Especially if you're drinking alone with a cat who's stoned to the bone on her herbal treat of choice.  Good times!

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Keep getting drunk alone with your cat

It is NOT hilarious

Are you depressed or something ?

Eventually you will emerge from this and find an actual life to enjoy

Now that's just spooky. 

[Blinko]

Blinko's posts are actually quite entertaining if you imagine them as random exerpts from a vanity press audio book read by Paul Lynde.  Especially if you're drinking alone with a cat who's stoned to the bone on her herbal treat of choice.  Good times!

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

The kid was drunk?  And you didn't intervene to determine his level of depression? 

In my defence, I didn't see a cat nearby, and Jesus was on top of it. 

Oh well okay, there was also a girl down the street prancing around topless.  Priorities.

[Catsmile]

Double

Fucking

Spacing

FFS

Faggotry

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[Heather Wade]

Blinko's posts are actually quite entertaining if you imagine them as random exerpts from a vanity press audio book read by Paul Lynde.  Especially if you're drinking alone with a cat who's stoned to the bone on her herbal treat of choice.  Good times!

Prosecco through the nose, and onto monitor.  I'm falling out of my chair, this whole thing is almost as funny as hugging Art's nuts.

[RealCool Daddio]

In my defence, I didn't see a cat nearby, and Jesus was on top of it. 

Oh well okay, there was also a girl down the street prancing around topless.  Priorities.

Fact #7:  boobies cure depression.

[RealCool Daddio]

Prosecco through the nose, and onto monitor.  I'm falling out of my chair, this whole thing is almost as funny as hugging Art's nuts.

Stop enjoying yourself.  You're supposed to be depressed, remember? At least kick the cat or something.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

According to some Bible scholars, the few existing fragments of what is known as the "Book of Inebrius" suggest that Jesus may have spent the years unaccounted for in The Bible drinking alone with his cat while trying to figure out what he could do to guarantee eternal  salvation for our sorry, sinful selves.  Does anyone have a problem with that?

[RealCool Daddio]

According to some Bible scholars, the few existing fragments of what is known as the "Book of Inebrius" suggest that Jesus may have spent the years unaccounted for in The Bible drinking alone with his cat while trying to figure out what he could do to guarantee eternal  salvation for our sorry, sinful selves.  Does anyone have a problem with that?

This is true.  The Middle East east, until then, was a tropical oasis, filled with lakes and steams, not the arid desert we know now.  All because of Jesus' lost years.  The dude was turning water into wine. Lots and lots of wine.

[Heather Wade]

Stop enjoying yourself.  You're supposed to be depressed, remember? At least kick the cat or something.

Ah, that's right, I am, aren't I?  Aren't all us bellgabbers depressed, lonely, desperate souls in need of intervention from Dr. Phil asap?
The cat is kicked, the bottle is empty, and it's time for bed.  It's been fun, I mean, fucking depressing, to hang out tonight.   

[UnscreenedCaller]

According to some Bible scholars, the few existing fragments of what is known as the "Book of Inebrius" suggest that Jesus may have spent the years unaccounted for in The Bible drinking alone with his cat while trying to figure out what he could do to guarantee eternal  salvation for our sorry, sinful selves.  Does anyone have a problem with that?

Not me, except that I drink alone with my dog, not that I am inciting a cat-dog war or anything.

Ah, that's right, I am, aren't I?  Aren't all us bellgabbers depressed, lonely, desperate souls in need of intervention from Dr. Phil asap?
The cat is kicked, the bottle is empty, and it's time for bed.  It's been fun, I mean, fucking depressing, to hang out tonight.   

So true. Too many personal Jesus wannabes around here, although if I'm not mistaken, MV's vacuum cleaner has been and gone.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl6fyhZ0G5E

[jazmunda]

Fact #7:  boobies cure depression.

Even though it should be Fact #1, this is my nomination for Top Right Corner Quote.

If I ever die of depression I want this as my epitaph.

[RealCool Daddio]

Even it should be Fact #1, this is my nomination for Top Right Corner Quote.

If I ever die of depression I want this as my epitaph.

We'll bury you at Khaled Nabi.  The whole place is nothing but boob and wang headstones.

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