Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[ChandlersDad]

Memorial Day honors those military members who gave their lives for their country. Veteran's Day honors all military veterans, dead or living.

Sincere thanks. I've reached the age of 60 without knowing that. Well, out of pure selfishness on my part, this is one argument for privatizing the Post Office. It just seems like they are always having some day off while the rest of the citizenry works.  My mother was extremely religious and right wing. She was furious that stores were open on Sunday. I always thought it crazy that she wanted to command an entire society to come to a standstill every Sunday just because SHE was a Bible Thumper who spent 4 hours in church. So I think we can each honor veterans our own way (North Phoenix had a huge parade yesterday). I am sure all the postal workers spend veteran's day honoring veterans. Seems to me they are all at Costco!!!

[Blinko]

They are still allowed to make fun of Queers because the state still sponsors homophobia . They've backed off their black jokes a bit because that's not fashionable anymore so without the masses backing you and your hate you're just left with your own fear so they lay off the black jokes out of cowardice.

But they still cling to Gay jokes , that's still fair game at least for a little while.

I bet you guys really miss the good ole days.

[The General]

Are you really sinking to the level of gay jokes?

Yes.  And to quote another post from long ago...

"also on the list of subjects that can be funny if delivered smartly:
rape
suicide
abortion
retardation
pink socking
spousal abuse
homosexuality
white supremacy"

They are still allowed to make fun of Queers because the state still sponsors homophobia . They've backed off their black jokes a bit because that's not fashionable anymore so without the masses backing you and your hate you're just left with your own fear so they lay off the black jokes out of cowardice.

But they still cling to Gay jokes , that's still fair game at least for a little while.

I bet you guys really miss the good ole days.

lighten up, douche.

[McPhallus]

That's really gay.

They are still allowed to make fun of Queers because the state still sponsors homophobia . They've backed off their black jokes a bit because that's not fashionable anymore so without the masses backing you and your hate you're just left with your own fear so they lay off the black jokes out of cowardice.

But they still cling to Gay jokes , that's still fair game at least for a little while.

I bet you guys really miss the good ole days.

[Blinko]

resorting to name calling General? great.

I dont there are funny rape jokes , or abortion.

feel free to share some though ,maybe I'm wrong.

[The General]

resorting to name calling General? great.

I dont there are funny rape jokes , or abortion.

feel free to share some though ,maybe I'm wrong.

Some people really know how to bring out the best in people.

[Sardondi]

...and so it was PC and right thinking came to CoastGab, with the usual self-appointed thought- and speech-police.

[Juan]

I actually met Richard Simmons once.  He came across as a genuinely nice guy.  Overly swishy, but nice.  He learned about a morbidly obese person who lived in that town, and made us take him over to the person's house.  He gave the person some diet advice, some of whatever diet devices he was hawking at the time, and made us leave while he had a private conversation with the person.  As he left, the person was crying and calling for God to bless Richard.  He did this with no publicity and no financial gain that I could see.  Whether the person actually lost any weight after, I don't know.

[Blinko]

...and so it was PC and right thinking came to CoastGab, with the usual self-appointed thought- and speech-police.

i read this in narrators voice from  The Ten Commandments movie.

[BobGrau]

Anything involving the rectum is just automatically funny - I see no 'hate' here.

"Gays, eh? They can take a cock up the arse... but they can't take a joke" - Dara o' Brian

[MV/Liberace!]

      It's an 80's thing, you wouldn't understand....

Richard Simmons - Reach

[Thomas Firepickle]

The main theme from the movie "Explorers" It won't leave my mind. Pantera, Rammstein and even Republicon conservative banter quiver in its fury. Help me.

[ziznak]

Kinda funny I was initially going to make a gay joke in reference to the initial Richard Simmons post but thought ahead and decided to "skirt"(teehee) yet another potentially trolling situation... as I moved out of the way of the potential pit I knew deep down that somebody else was bound to fall in...

I'm almost positive that while I avoided this trap Eddie and Stevesh knew exactly what the fuck they were doing when they jumped in.  Cheers boys!

[stevesh]

Are you really sinking to the level of gay jokes?  Richard Simmons is a very shrewdly created persona, and he plays it for laughs. It really says nothing about who he really is.  I lived in Los Angeles for many years, and the general scuttlebutt was that he was actually heterosexual.  Ironically, some of the public macho men in TV/movies were often known to actually be gay around town. You really cannot rely on any public image.

Simmons aside, I think there's something that most, if not all, straight people find  a little creepy about an openly effeminate man, whether or not it's an act. Same doesn't seem to apply to the Rosie O'Donnells, though.

No reason to pay for porn anymore, but I'd pony up a few bucks to see Simmons and Rosie go at it.

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

never start an argument in the afternoon with an insomniac... 

[MV/Liberace!]

sigh... thank god this gig pays.

[Eddie Coyle]

sigh... thank god this gig pays.

    Good attitude. Take the money, but not the responsibility. You must have voted for Romney.

[b_dubb]

happy Islamic new year

[Nucky Nolan]

happy Islamic new year

Hence the fireworks in Israel.

Reporter: "That's not a propelled rocket; it's a Chinese lantern."

[Eddie Coyle]

 
         I was listening to old Howard Stern tapes I have and stumbled upon something from late September, 1993. It amused me...

       Stern was playing some clips of Larry King Live from probably that month, where three callers in a row got in various "Baba Booey/Howard Stern's penis"...the third call was basically "Does the face on Mars look like Howard Stern's penis?'

     You guessed it. That night of crank call foolishness, Larry's guest was none other than Richard See Hoaxland. IF ANYBODY ever deserved to be Baba Booey'd into orbit, it's him.

[MV/Liberace!]

Wow... I'd like to hear that RCH audio from Stern. U have any reasonable way to dub it to mp3?

[Eddie Coyle]

Wow... I'd like to hear that RCH audio from Stern. U have any reasonable way to dub it to mp3?

        Unfortunately, it's an old TDK 60 minute tape, and I'm even more retarded technologically than I am in other things, which is saying something, so we's fucked on my end. I'm going to search Youtube and IMDB so I can track down the exact date of the broadcast(I hope) and perhaps find the VIDEO of it, which I really want to see.

[MV/Liberace!]

Let me know if u find it out there.

[Eddie Coyle]

Let me know if u find it out there.

      Absolutely! It's funny discovering obscure things 19 years later. But somebody has to have a clip of it. If Larry King had Hoaxland on...I'm guessing that was the slowest news night of 1993.

[Eddie Coyle]

      Absolutely! It's funny discovering obscure things 19 years later. But somebody has to have a clip of it. If Larry King had Hoaxland on...I'm guessing that was the slowest news night of 1993.

         The search goes on...Larry King Live has a sketchy episode list. But I've possibly stumbled on two possible dates for the Hoagland gets pranked event. One is 4/2/93, A friday night, aka- when Larry had nuts on. Another, though it's questionable is 8/22/93, which would be a Sunday, and I'm not sure if Larry was live that night.

       Still looking.

[McPhallus]

That McAfee guy sure is a weird fuck.

[MV/Liberace!]

That McAfee guy sure is a weird fuck.

and his company's software blows goat.

[MV/Liberace!]

linda mccartney looked like the contractor who occasionally does work at my office.





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[Eddie Coyle]

linda mccartney looked like the contractor who occasionally does work at my office.





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         What do you call a dog with Wings?     Linda.

[MV/Liberace!]

         What do you call a dog with Wings?     Linda.

she died of breast cancer, eddie.  very insensitive.


now add paul mccartney to the list of people who will never use coastgab.  thanks a lot.