Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[eddie dean]

Hey now!

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[bateman]

Hey now!

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She heard he was supersized.

[Yorkshire pud]

Something you need to get off your chest bud?  :

[PB the Deplorable]

Something you need to get off your chest bud?  :

Paul Simon - 50 ways to leave your lover

[area51drone]

Hey now!

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We all know this should be a dude blowing Ronald. 

[Treading Water]

Something you need to get off your chest bud?  :

Hang in there, bateman.  Right up ahead there's a real girl with a real mind, and she'll smile when she meets you.   

[area51drone]

Hang in there, bateman.  Right up ahead there's a real girl with a real mind, and she'll smile when she meets you.   

Then she'll grab your nuts with her icy cold hands and squeeze with the grip of Serena Williams.  You'll run away crying, but you'll be a man.   

[paladin1991]

Hey now!

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Imagine that.  New on the 99 cent menu!  Mac stock would rise meteorically. 

[Treading Water]

Then she'll grab your nuts with her icy cold hands and squeeze with the grip of Serena Williams.  You'll run away crying, but you'll be a man.   

I thought he'd be OK as long as she applied her makeup properly...

Ba dum bum.

[Yorkshire pud]

Hang in there, bateman.  Right up ahead there's a real girl with a real mind, and she'll smile when she meets you.   

I'm sure most here have been around the block and through the mill a few times by the time they reach middle age. Not certain of Bateman's age but I suspect 30ish. I was starting my second marriage at 31. She's out there mate. Okay you might need to sift the pan to get the shiny stuff and you might be 45 when you meet her, but she's there. By then you'll have your own radio station and sindicated to the entire English speaking world..including Australia.

[bateman]

Jeez, it was just a pic that amused me.

[steelbot]

Jeez, it was just a pic that amused me.

[MV/Liberace!]

My daughter is 21 months old now.  Last night I decided to let her go to bed with me since she's so cute and cuddly.  After about 20 or 30 minutes of her usual tossing and turning, it seemed clear she'd finally fallen to sleep, as there was zero movement and no sound whatsoever.  Thus, I began my slow descent into stage 1 sleep. 

Probably somewhere around stage 3, I nearly shit the bed due to the shock of her petite little hand slapping me in the face with all of the force her little baby arm could muster.  It was a single, clean, brutal slap... perfectly positioned for maximum effect... the kind I'd expect if I were someone's prison bitch.  A perfect bull's eye.

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Cute, but vicious.

If I'd died of a heart attack due to the abrupt shock of this event, nobody would ever know my daughter killed me.  They'd just attribute it to me being a fat tub of shit.

[jazmunda]

My daughter is 21 months old now.  Last night I decided to let her go to bed with me since she's so cute and cuddly.  After about 20 or 30 minutes of her usual tossing and turning, it seemed clear she'd finally fallen to sleep, as there was zero movement and no sound whatsoever.  Thus, I began my slow descent into stage 1 sleep. 

Probably somewhere around stage 3, I nearly shit the bed due to the shock of her petite little hand slapping me in the face with all of the force her little baby arm could muster.  It was a single, clean, brutal slap... perfectly positioned for maximum effect... the kind I'd expect if I were someone's prison bitch.  A perfect bull's eye.

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Cute, but vicious.

If I'd died of a heart attack due to the abrupt shock of this event, nobody would ever know my daughter killed me.  They'd just attribute it to me being a fat tub of shit.

This is precisely the reason I never let my kids sleep in our bed. That and a healthy fear that my once ample frame would crush them whilst I blissfully slept.

Cute photo. Mine are cuter. And smarter.

[coaster]

My daughter is 21 months old now.  Last night I decided to let her go to bed with me since she's so cute and cuddly.  After about 20 or 30 minutes of her usual tossing and turning, it seemed clear she'd finally fallen to sleep, as there was zero movement and no sound whatsoever.  Thus, I began my slow descent into stage 1 sleep. 

Probably somewhere around stage 3, I nearly shit the bed due to the shock of her petite little hand slapping me in the face with all of the force her little baby arm could muster.  It was a single, clean, brutal slap... perfectly positioned for maximum effect... the kind I'd expect if I were someone's prison bitch.  A perfect bull's eye.

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Cute, but vicious.

If I'd died of a heart attack due to the abrupt shock of this event, nobody would ever know my daughter killed me.  They'd just attribute it to me being a fat tub of shit.

aww. cute kid MV. I'd have to forgive her for killing you.

Then she'll grab your nuts with her icy cold hands and squeeze with the grip of Serena Williams.  You'll run away crying, but you'll be a man.   

For some reason I always thought that Serena Williams would smell horrible 24/7. Not sure why. Even off the court I bet she sweats profusely.

[BattyBrooke]

My daughter is 21 months old now.  Last night I decided to let her go to bed with me since she's so cute and cuddly.  After about 20 or 30 minutes of her usual tossing and turning, it seemed clear she'd finally fallen to sleep, as there was zero movement and no sound whatsoever.  Thus, I began my slow descent into stage 1 sleep. 

Probably somewhere around stage 3, I nearly shit the bed due to the shock of her petite little hand slapping me in the face with all of the force her little baby arm could muster.  It was a single, clean, brutal slap... perfectly positioned for maximum effect... the kind I'd expect if I were someone's prison bitch.  A perfect bull's eye.

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Cute, but vicious.

If I'd died of a heart attack due to the abrupt shock of this event, nobody would ever know my daughter killed me.  They'd just attribute it to me being a fat tub of shit.

This is my favorite post of all time, with the vid of the Australian man being arrested being second.
Your daughter is cute enough to eat! Precious!

[MV/Liberace!]

Mine are cuter. And smarter.

why, you son of a bitch.

[MV/Liberace!]

This is my favorite post of all time, with the vid of the Australian man being arrested being second.
Your daughter is cute enough to eat! Precious!

heh heh, thanks, brooke.  the cuteness does sometimes make me want to bite her, but i must resist since CPS probably frowns on that.

[MV/Liberace!]

I'd have to forgive her for killing you.

there are those who would not only forgive her, but take her to toys r us as a reward.  "you killed your insufferable daddy last night?  here's a connect four set."

[jazmunda]

heh heh, thanks, brooke.  the cuteness does sometimes make me want to bite her, but i must resist since CPS probably frowns on that.

You need to move to a country where that behaviour is not frowned upon but encouraged. Fava beans are a good side to go with them.

[MV/Liberace!]

You need to move to a country where that behaviour is not frowned upon but encouraged. Fava beans are a good side to go with them.

fava beans do go well, but not chianti.  i've heard.

[Yorkshire pud]

there are those who would not only forgive her, but take her to toys r us as a reward.  "you killed your insufferable daddy last night?  here's a connect four set."

Connect 4? That's just spoiling her. Killing daddy isn't worth much more than a lego person as reward. Possibly a replica of a fireman.

[MV/Liberace!]

Connect 4? That's just spoiling her. Killing daddy isn't worth much more than a lego person as reward. Possibly a replica of a fireman.

my wife's religion prohibits the use of lego people for any purpose.

[coaster]

my wife's religion prohibits the use of lego people for any purpose.

They should be prohibited. Have you ever stepped on one of those damn things? Ban them all..

[Treading Water]

They should be prohibited. Have you ever stepped on one of those damn things? Ban them all..

Bruised my instep on one of those.  Black and blue Spots on the bottom of my foot.  Limped for a looong time....   

Also, sliced my pinkie toe on a dried out Rice Krispie once.  It's a wonder I have any pinkie toes left.     

Ow.  Memories.

[wr250]

Bruised my instep on one of those.  Black and blue Spots on the bottom of my foot.  Limped for a looong time....   

Also, sliced my pinkie toe on a dried out Rice Krispie once.  It's a wonder I have any pinkie toes left.     

Ow.  Memories.

you need feet cozies.

[bateman]

My daughter is 21 months old now.  Last night I decided to let her go to bed with me since she's so cute and cuddly.  After about 20 or 30 minutes of her usual tossing and turning, it seemed clear she'd finally fallen to sleep, as there was zero movement and no sound whatsoever.  Thus, I began my slow descent into stage 1 sleep. 

Probably somewhere around stage 3, I nearly shit the bed due to the shock of her petite little hand slapping me in the face with all of the force her little baby arm could muster.  It was a single, clean, brutal slap... perfectly positioned for maximum effect... the kind I'd expect if I were someone's prison bitch.  A perfect bull's eye.

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Cute, but vicious.

If I'd died of a heart attack due to the abrupt shock of this event, nobody would ever know my daughter killed me.  They'd just attribute it to me being a fat tub of shit.

You take your goddamn adorable child elsewhere. I don't want to have to rethink my vasectomy plans.

[albrecht]

My daughter is 21 months old now.  Last night I decided to let her go to bed with me since she's so cute and cuddly.  After about 20 or 30 minutes of her usual tossing and turning, it seemed clear she'd finally fallen to sleep, as there was zero movement and no sound whatsoever.  Thus, I began my slow descent into stage 1 sleep. 

Probably somewhere around stage 3, I nearly shit the bed due to the shock of her petite little hand slapping me in the face with all of the force her little baby arm could muster.  It was a single, clean, brutal slap... perfectly positioned for maximum effect... the kind I'd expect if I were someone's prison bitch.  A perfect bull's eye.

[attach=1]

Cute, but vicious.

If I'd died of a heart attack due to the abrupt shock of this event, nobody would ever know my daughter killed me.  They'd just attribute it to me being a fat tub of shit.

Was she a "mean baby" that George always talks about or was this a one-off?

[pate]

THIS? WILL BLOW YOUR MIND! Anunnaki in the ANTARCTIC?

I'm goofing around on the intar-tubes as usual and I find a link to this video, I start watching it as I enjoy working on my GUCT (Grand Unified Conspiracy Theory); the video has just about everything except Bigfoot and Elvis...

At about 19:13 or so I see sNorge, only the Russians seem to imply that it's really Hitler during WWI or something...

Coincidence?  You be the judge

[Yorkshire pud]

They should be prohibited. Have you ever stepped on one of those damn things? Ban them all..

Put a knee down on a two brick....or stand on a three pin plug (Extra instant pain points if it's done in the dark). Oh hang on, you don't have three pin plugs in the States,,,this is how we take the electric magic out of the wall. Distance between the two horizontal pins is about an inch, so you get extra pain points to make your brain explode.