Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[b_dubb]

Where were you back in December?

http://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=5426.0

No really, where were you? The police have some questions about a hooker, an umbrella and some very worn mittens.

I'll refer the police to my lawyer at Skeeter, Darryl & Darryl. I'm not sure which Darryl they'll need to talk to though. They'll figure it out.

[McPhallus]

That's a shame, because you're a paragon of tolerance who never attacks or insults people because of their opinions.

I don't think I've ever seen PaperBoy get into a knock down, drag out flame war with anyone, even though there are quite a few people who disagree with his views.  It's an admirable trait.

[b_dubb]

I don't think I've ever seen PaperBoy get into a knock down, drag out flame war with anyone, even though there are quite a few people who disagree with his views.  It's an admirable trait.

One out of two threads in the Politics forum are knockdown drag out fights between Paper Boy and Nowhere in Time. I take it you don't poke your head into the Politics forum, eh?

[jazmunda]

I take it you don't poke your head into the Politics forum, eh?

I would rather my nuts squeezed in a vise.

[pate]

I would rather my nuts squeezed in a vise.

I rather enjoy that as well, although I find doing that while reading the Politics forum only heightens the pleasure...

[jazmunda]

I rather enjoy that as well, although I find doing that while reading the Politics forum only heightens the pleasure...

Ah erotic asphyxiation. It is said Australian rockstar and INXS frontman Michael Hutchence died whilst reading the BellGab Politics thread with his nuts in a vise.

[Catsmile]

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[Camazotz Automat]

That's how I feel about it as well, unfortunately I'm learning that most of my friends on the left are increasingly turning on me.  I haven't changed a bit, and I'm not particularly outspoken about politics.  It's a new thing, I don't get it.  I would have thought that grown ass individuals would respect each other's points of view when they disagree without it effecting their friendship.

I've given this a little bit more thought today.

I'm wondering if their disapproval of your  political stance is a smoke screen to cover how your f(r)iends REALLY feel and they simply don't approve of your affectation for vintage phone booths as was discussed a while back in

The General Musings of The General in General Discussion, Dec '13 :

http://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=5426.0

[bateman]

I rather enjoy that as well, although I find doing that while reading the Politics forum only heightens the pleasure...

Tea spat out on computer.

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[Eddie Coyle]

I would rather my nuts squeezed in a vise.

    You're only human.

[jazmunda]

    You're only human.

Half human. On my mothers side.

[Uncle Duke]

Half human. On my mothers side.

Dare we ask about Dad?

[jazmunda]

Dare we ask about Dad?

He's a lawyer.

[b_dubb]

He's a lawyer.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=obKLdou0LH0
Good one

[Eddie Coyle]

Half human. On my mothers side.

   I can pass for human in the wrong company as well.

[Uncle Duke]

He's a lawyer.

Barrister or solicitor?

[jazmunda]

Barrister or solicitor?

Unfortunately solicitor otherwise I would have gone to a better school and had better teeth.

[Uncle Duke]

Unfortunately solicitor otherwise I would have gone to a better school and had better teeth.

Good on ya, mate.

[BobGrau]

Mostly just in my personal life.
A longtime friend just called me an asshole because I have different political views than he does.
I guess that cleared up whether he's my actual friend or not.

On the other hand, are you upset that he's no longer your friend? Cos that would suggest that he really is your friend.

[Yorkshire pud]

Unfortunately solicitor otherwise I would have gone to a better school and had better teeth.

What? We also transported education and dentists too? The Empire has gone to hell in a handcart.

[Treading Water]

   I can pass for human in the wrong company as well.

Not when I'm wearing my "special" sunglasses....   

[jazmunda]

Not when I'm wearing my "special" sunglasses....   

[pate]

Now that was a movie with a Professional Wrestler that I could actually watch again...

[coaster]

It got almost cold last night. Yesterday and today's temps have been ideal. Lower 70's in July? I'll take it. So much better than being 100 degrees and humid. Especially since I am volunteering in a  hot warehouse today.

[b_dubb]

The most ridiculous photograph ever

[wr250]

The most ridiculous photograph ever

worse than this:
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[McPhallus]

The most ridiculous photograph ever

I think she's fucking hot.  Yah, I know: makeup, airbrushing, lighting, etc.  But still.

[Tarbaby]

Now that was a movie with a Professional Wrestler that I could actually watch again...

agreed. And that Rassler/actor (rowdy Roddy piper) currently has a podcast.

[b_dubb]

And someone's rock collection scattered over her torso and neck. Hawt.  And the way her plastic surgeon delicately stretched her epidermis across her facial bones.  Ooooh boy