Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[MV/Liberace!]

We absolutely have three pin plugs in the states. Positive, negative, ground. Fukkin limey. Yeah, I'm drunk. Karaoke night. Tha fuck. Blow me.

[bigchucka]

We absolutely have three pin plugs in the states. Positive, negative, ground. Fukkin limey. Yeah, I'm drunk. Karaoke night. Tha fuck. Blow me.

Had to look it up to see what I remembered it from.  Best version I could find...


http://youtu.be/iBMcbOn6Ai4

[Yorkshire pud]

We absolutely have three pin plugs in the states. Positive, negative, ground. Fukkin limey. Yeah, I'm drunk. Karaoke night. Tha fuck. Blow me.

Yeah? How long as that been adopted? When I was in GA (2000) the sockets were all two pin. No ground as the generator/distributor earthed it at source. I'm not blowing you after Jaz has been there. All that upside down saliva.

[Yorkshire pud]

Jeez, it was just a pic that amused me.

You see!! Being a well known personality has given you status of being cared for. You could have posted a disclaimer along the lines of "All characters don't portray persons living or dead or hosting radio shows". It would have prevented such an embarrassing misunderstanding... 

[Yorkshire pud]

Probably somewhere around stage 3, I nearly shit the bed due to the shock of her petite little hand slapping me in the face with all of the force her little baby arm could muster.  It was a single, clean, brutal slap... perfectly positioned for maximum effect... the kind I'd expect if I were someone's prison bitch.  A perfect bull's eye.

Has she swung one in your nuts yet? They inevitably get the sweet spot that induces rolling on the floor bringing up your stomach linings. Or when she's a little taller, bringing her head up and hitting you straight in the bridge of the nose as you're bent over watching what she's doing. That causes further floor rolling and eye watering for days.

[PB the Deplorable]

My daughter is 21 months old now.  Last night I decided to let her go to bed with me since she's so cute and cuddly.  After about 20 or 30 minutes of her usual tossing and turning, it seemed clear she'd finally fallen to sleep, as there was zero movement and no sound whatsoever.  Thus, I began my slow descent into stage 1 sleep. 

Probably somewhere around stage 3, I nearly shit the bed due to the shock of her petite little hand slapping me in the face with all of the force her little baby arm could muster.  It was a single, clean, brutal slap... perfectly positioned for maximum effect... the kind I'd expect if I were someone's prison bitch.  A perfect bull's eye...

I don't think she wants to go to Muslim school

[area51drone]

Michael Jackson Talks on sleeping with children

My kids are sleeping in my bed with my wife right now..

[Yorkshire pud]

Michael Jackson Talks on sleeping with children

My kids are sleeping in my bed with my wife right now..

And your point being?

[area51drone]

And your point being?

Bird annoying cat (troll dove)

[Yorkshire pud]

Bird annoying cat (troll dove)

I think you're going to have to explain it. None the wiser. 

[Juan]

Yeah? How long as that been adopted? When I was in GA (2000) the sockets were all two pin. No ground as the generator/distributor earthed it at source.

Our hree pins for 220-volt and above are similar to yours.  There are also 3-pin sockets for our regular 110-volt outlets.  A lot of better electronics, such as computers and musical devices, come with them, but most cheap consumer goods come with two-pin sockets with one blade wider than the other.  It's been this way for decades.

[Little Hater]

Has she swung one in your nuts yet? They inevitably get the sweet spot that induces rolling on the floor bringing up your stomach linings. Or when she's a little taller, bringing her head up and hitting you straight in the bridge of the nose as you're bent over watching what she's doing. That causes further floor rolling and eye watering for days.

Trauma To The Groin

[bigchucka]

Trauma To The Groin

Bob and Tom opened with this today...

[wr250]

Put a knee down on a two brick....or stand on a three pin plug (Extra instant pain points if it's done in the dark). Oh hang on, you don't have three pin plugs in the States,,,this is how we take the electric magic out of the wall. Distance between the two horizontal pins is about an inch, so you get extra pain points to make your brain explode.

try this,even though not painful, the barf factor is there:

walk to the bathroom at night (though the kitchen), wonder who spilled the rice and didnt clean it up. turn on light, its not rice.....its maggots.
something had crawled under my house and died. the maggots came up into the kitchen, 1000's of them. i swept them up and dumped them on a  fire ant nest (who took it as an attack and killed all the maggots) to get rid of them. spent all night doing this every 1/2 hour. at least the fire ants come in handy for something.

we need a barf smiley

[Yorkshire pud]

try this,even though not painful, the barf factor is there:

walk to the bathroom at night (though the kitchen), wonder who spilled the rice and didnt clean it up. turn on light, its not rice.....its maggots.
something had crawled under my house and died. the maggots came up into the kitchen, 1000's of them. i swept them up and dumped them on a  fire ant nest (who took it as an attack and killed all the maggots) to get rid of them. spent all night doing this every 1/2 hour. at least the fire ants come in handy for something.

we need a barf smiley

Poor defenceless maggots   

[Camazotz Automat]

i swept them up and dumped them on a  fire ant nest (who took it as an attack and killed all the maggots) to get rid of them.

One ant running around the colony screaming, "It's not manna from Heaven! Soylent Green is maggots! Solylent Green is maggots!"

Another ant: "Just shut the fuck up, Bill. Not funny. The colony needs this. Now help me carry this especially bloated bastard down to processing."

(For the record, Bill is wearing a six-sleeved SyFy shirt.)

[Yorkshire pud]

One ant running around the colony screaming, "It's not manna from Heaven! Soylent Green is maggots! Solylent Green is maggots!"

Another ant: "Just shut the fuck up, Bill. Not funny. The colony needs this. Now help me carry this especially bloated bastard down to processing."

For christs sake don't tell C2C, they'll run with it as a story that needs to be told.

[Camazotz Automat]

For christs sake don't tell C2C, they'll run with it as a story that needs to be told.

At which point, George would confuse his references and exclaim, "It's a cookbook!"

(heavy sigh)

[bigchucka]

At which point, George would confuse his references and exclaim, "It's a cookbook!"

(heavy sigh)

Or has a nauturopathic doctor on to talk about that scene in Gladiator... or "Big Me" used them on a burn patient...

http://house.wikia.com/wiki/Distractions

Sweet... that's also the episode where he's tripping balls in the shower...

[jazmunda]

At which point, George would confuse his references and exclaim, "It's a cookbook!"

(heavy sigh)

And mention that it was Bill Mumy who said it.

[bigchucka]

And mention that it was Bill Mumy who said it.

Get back to work on your own show so John B Wells can talk shit about it....

[Camazotz Automat]

Or has a nauturopathic doctor on to talk about that scene in Gladiator... or "Big Me" used them on a burn patient...

Or the Numbers Lady, "Now, George, the number six represents the hive mind, and that's what we have in action here, m'kay?"

Where's that vomit smiley?

[Yorkshire pud]

Or the Numbers Lady, "Now, George, the number six represents the hive mind, and that's what we have in action here, m'kay?"

Where's that vomit smiley?

"Well of course, fly maggots grow up alongside bees in their hives. and they're individually numbered so the queen can make sure they're eaten in date order"

[wr250]

At which point, George would confuse his references and exclaim, "It's a cookbook!"

(heavy sigh)

no, he would pull a random 3x5 cards something like "were there angels?" or "if Einstein had a computer"

[Yorkshire pud]

no, he would pull a random 3x5 cards something like "were there angels?" or "if Einstein had a computer"

"Do bees use portals? I think there is evidence" (Hoagland, for that is he).."George, look at the data. It's there"

[b_dubb]

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Cute, but vicious.

She's adorable.  So are you sink training her?

[UnscreenedCaller]

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Cute, but vicious.

Adorable!

Bruised my instep on one of those.  Black and blue Spots on the bottom of my foot.  Limped for a looong time....   

Also, sliced my pinkie toe on a dried out Rice Krispie once.  It's a wonder I have any pinkie toes left.     

Ow.  Memories.

I did a classroom surf on a flat lego building sheets. Landed on both knees on several lego bricks. Hellooooo, orthopedist office. I'm back! Surf's up!

[FallenSeraph]

A bill collector made me cry today. Whenever this happens, I listen to Bateman's "Gladys Calls Charlotte" and then I laugh so hard I cry. And then there is balance in the realm of tears:


http://www.mediafire.com/listen/8lj66e9b9j4wd53/1+Gladys+Calls+Charlotte.mp3

[bateman]

A bill collector made me cry today. Whenever this happens, I listen to Bateman's "Gladys Calls Charlotte" and then I laugh so hard I cry. And then there is balance in the realm of tears:


http://www.mediafire.com/listen/8lj66e9b9j4wd53/1+Gladys+Calls+Charlotte.mp3

What is this bill collector's name & number so Gladys can give them a call? 

[Treading Water]

What is this bill collector's name & number so Gladys can give them a call? 

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