Author Random stupid things on your mind. Post them. (Read 2086720 times)

Juan · « **Reply #21840 on:** May 18, 2020, 05:22:31 AM »

I jumped for joy when I heard Mike Joy’s voice. And I’m only a casual NASCAR fan.

albrecht · « **Reply #21841 on:** May 18, 2020, 08:04:18 PM »

Apparently beside producing a bevy of pharmaceutical saleswomen the UK cheer-leading team is also a fan of the GGW franchise. I wonder if there will be late night infomercials selling DVDs?

https://sports.yahoo.com/kentucky-fires-cheerleading-coaching-staff-after-investigation-reveals-hazing-public-nudity-alcohol-abuse-190046070.html

Walks_At_Night · « **Reply #21842 on:** May 19, 2020, 06:00:03 PM »

Skip forward to about 2 minutes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB43_vxX2lI&feature=emb_logo

Kidnostad3 · « **Reply #21843 on:** May 19, 2020, 09:01:36 PM »

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 19, 2020, 06:00:03 PM

Skip forward to about 2 minutes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB43_vxX2lI&feature=emb_logo

whoozit · « **Reply #21844 on:** May 20, 2020, 08:31:06 PM »

My favorite part of BellGab is the sober, rational, and well thought-out posts.

ksm32 · « **Reply #21845 on:** May 21, 2020, 05:52:03 PM »

Quote from: whoozit on May 20, 2020, 08:31:06 PM

My favorite part of BellGab is the sober, rational, and well thought-out posts.

Karen is Greg's wife. They are evil.

pate · « **Reply #21846 on:** May 22, 2020, 11:35:43 PM »

This Memorial weekend I find myself wondering the difference between "god & man'" and "'nam & dog"

-p

GravitySucks · « **Reply #21847 on:** May 23, 2020, 03:31:18 AM »

Quote from: pate on May 22, 2020, 11:35:43 PM

This Memorial weekend I find myself wondering the difference between "god & man'" and "'nam & dog"

-p

Ask oJoJ

pate · « **Reply #21848 on:** May 23, 2020, 09:19:44 AM »

Quote from: GravitySucks on May 23, 2020, 03:31:18 AM

Ask oJoJ

I invite yew both to the doge for a tiresome!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fUBNu9lJFEo

pate · « **Reply #21849 on:** May 23, 2020, 01:23:33 PM »

Quote

**Don't forget

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-mNOYxukm4

Nefeah!

-d

albrecht · « **Reply #21850 on:** May 27, 2020, 04:15:34 PM »

Odd phrasing:

"Tornadoes are possible, but will be harder to come by."

https://www.kxan.com/weather/forecast/todays-forecast/

Dr. MD MD · « **Reply #21851 on:** May 29, 2020, 12:55:51 AM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeL6u_41OA0

AC400KICK · « **Reply #21852 on:** May 31, 2020, 05:31:32 PM »

whoozit · « **Reply #21853 on:** May 31, 2020, 05:39:20 PM »

Manhattans made with rye are tasty.

Dr. MD MD · « **Reply #21854 on:** May 31, 2020, 05:43:13 PM »

Quote from: whoozit on May 31, 2020, 05:39:20 PM

Manhattans made with rye are tasty.

LC

AC400KICK · « **Reply #21855 on:** May 31, 2020, 09:27:53 PM »

Quote from: whoozit on May 31, 2020, 05:39:20 PM

Manhattans made with rye are tasty.

No. Not Zoey. She is MY GIRL. That would hit me harder than Abbi did and I held her in my arms as they pushed the blue and pink injections into her 😪

GuerrillaUnReal · « **Reply #21856 on:** June 03, 2020, 01:53:27 PM »

Today marks my 10th anniversary of being on BellGab... Ten years... on BellGab...

Murderers have killed people, served their time and been rehabilitated into society in the time I've been talking about George Noory and Braaaps.

Young people have attained masters' degrees while we contemplate what Heather smells like.

This was truly a blessed decade.

pate · « **Reply #21857 on:** June 05, 2020, 11:26:17 AM »

Happy seventy-sixth annual D-day Eve, Evrett Bodine!

Bee safe, best washes... Beach watches?

Nautical

-p

ksm32 · « **Reply #21858 on:** June 06, 2020, 08:22:17 PM »

Watching the UFC weigh-ins and the fighters wore masks as they stare each other down.

THEN. They take the masks off and beat the cunt outta each other in a cage while they breathe, sweat, and exchange blood with each other. Hmm

I just don't fuckin get this shit.

Is God an evil Don Knotts?

Dr. MD MD · « **Reply #21859 on:** June 06, 2020, 08:36:33 PM »

Quote from: ksm32 on June 06, 2020, 08:22:17 PM

Watching the UFC weigh-ins and the fighters wore masks as they stare each other down.

THEN. They take the masks off and beat the cunt outta each other in a cage while they breathe, sweat, and exchange blood with each other. Hmm

I just don't fuckin get this shit.

Is God an evil Don Knotts?

No but Satan = the Obama administration.

AZZERAE · « **Reply #21860 on:** June 08, 2020, 03:20:59 PM »

Quote from: Liberace! on January 16, 2020, 01:58:13 PM

We're even selling a line of BellGab branded enema kits at Wal-Mart.

Great for anal sex prep.

Taaroa · « **Reply #21861 on:** June 09, 2020, 05:32:58 AM »

I'm not a motorbike rider, but I don't think it's a good idea to ram you bike into another bike?
http://twitter.com/towersight/status/1270026658553245696

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6QqDdRaLUY

albrecht · « **Reply #21862 on:** June 10, 2020, 09:58:51 PM »

Oof. This sucks, I'm hoping this was just a random Wiki editor with some kind of grudge against Fessler because that would suck as an official obituary or position of historians and philosophers.

Ignaz Aurelius Feßler

"Fessler was a voluminous writer, and during his life exercised great influence; but, with the possible exception of the history of Hungary, none of his books has any value now."

albrecht · « **Reply #21863 on:** June 10, 2020, 10:22:41 PM »

Some nice reading before bedtime. WTF has this society become? WTF?

https://www.sacbee.com/news/local/crime/article243414781.html

ItsOver · « **Reply #21864 on:** June 10, 2020, 10:26:43 PM »

Quote from: albrecht on June 10, 2020, 10:22:41 PM

Some nice reading before bedtime. WTF has this society become? WTF?

https://www.sacbee.com/news/local/crime/article243414781.html

"Officers found a man at the motel on a second story balcony who was bleeding from his arm and had taken off his pants and underwear. Police described the man as a “heavyset white male adult, in excess of 400 lbs.”

I stopped reading, at this point. I don't want nightmares of Falkie.

Walks_At_Night · « **Reply #21865 on:** June 10, 2020, 10:46:37 PM »

Quote from: ItsOver on June 10, 2020, 10:26:43 PM

"Officers found a man at the motel on a second story balcony who was bleeding from his arm and had taken off his pants and underwear. Police described the man as a “heavyset white male adult, in excess of 400 lbs.”

I stopped reading, at this point. I don't want nightmares of Falkie.

I think that you do want those nightmares. I have dreamed of him before. It is always the same dream - the intro to Kimba the White Lion
except that instead of the refrain in the song of "Kimba!" the refrain is "Senda!" The little white lion runs around with George's head on the body.
The Gazelle has Kathy's bruised head and Abrahm is on the little bird. I am not a well man................

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQsQqOlPjhs

Asuka Langley · « **Reply #21866 on:** June 13, 2020, 02:45:38 PM »

Oy Vey!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUrtLN5LFGc

Walks_At_Night · « **Reply #21867 on:** June 15, 2020, 07:25:02 PM »

Some sketchy twitter feed says it's on!

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1272642522507104259

ItsOver · « **Reply #21868 on:** June 15, 2020, 07:46:24 PM »

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on June 10, 2020, 10:46:37 PM

I think that you do want those nightmares. I have dreamed of him before. It is always the same dream - the intro to Kimba the White Lion
except that instead of the refrain in the song of "Kimba!" the refrain is "Senda!" The little white lion runs around with George's head on the body.
The Gazelle has Kathy's bruised head and Abrahm is on the little bird. I am not a well man................

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQsQqOlPjhs

I've never understood the fascination of some with Falkie. To me, he's just another sad sack nobody. It's not as if he's hosting a major night time radio show.

Asuka Langley · « **Reply #21869 on:** June 17, 2020, 10:02:17 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvPxCuIspWs