Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[Camazotz Automat]

It's out.

I had a massive dolly. 12" balloon tires and as wide as the freezer. But because of the size of the tires it makes you lean it way back so that you pull horizontal up the stairs instead of lift. And the "P" handle makes it so that it will not slide if you push from the bottom. That said, if you ever require a full size fridge delivered to a beach party, I have the equipment.

I put the freezer on a car ramp balanced on a moving dolly and pushed it onto the second stair up. Then managed to "roll" it up the stairs. Yes, I balanced a freezer on a rubber car ramp balanced on a small 4 wheel moving dolly. I'm sure that there is a special injury reserved for people like me...

The freezer was hiding a bottle of Merlot behind it. I should be drunk posting within the hour...*

*Damn it! 2007 Shiraz! That is really not meant to age- but I will drink the rather boring, flat, uninspired bottle.

Well, we finally have indisputable proof of how those pesky pyramids were constructed.

Except for the as yet to be invented wheels of the dolly...

Perhaps the Egyptians used a modified  Dyson Dung Beetle Ball.

[pate]

It's out.

I had a massive dolly. 12" balloon tires and as wide as the freezer. But because of the size of the tires it makes you lean it way back so that you pull horizontal up the stairs instead of lift. And the "P" handle makes it so that it will not slide if you push from the bottom. That said, if you ever require a full size fridge delivered to a beach party, I have the equipment.

I put the freezer on a car ramp balanced on a moving dolly and pushed it onto the second stair up. Then managed to "roll" it up the stairs. Yes, I balanced a freezer on a rubber car ramp balanced on a small 4 wheel moving dolly. I'm sure that there is a special injury reserved for people like me...

The freezer was hiding a bottle of Merlot behind it. I should be drunk posting within the hour...*

*Damn it! 2007 Shiraz! That is really not meant to age- but I will drink the rather boring, flat, uninspired bottle.

You would have enjoyed being part of the team that moved the 4-billion pound Gun Safe into my brother's basement...  we had to dig out part of the floor to get it down.  How nobody's foot/hand got crushed I am still Nautical Shore.

That thing is part of the house now, it will never be brought back out.  It is like that one Poe story where the guy gets sealed behind a wall...

[WOTR]

You would have enjoyed being part of the team that moved the 4-billion pound Gun Safe into my brother's basement...  we had to dig out part of the floor to get it down.  How nobody's foot/hand got crushed I am still Nautical Shore.

That thing is part of the house now, it will never be brought back out.  It is like that one Poe story where the guy gets sealed behind a wall...

Dug out part of the floor? That is some dedication. Safe moving is a whole profession on it's own. Most movers will not touch them. And it sounds like you used "family." Impressive.

There were a couple of minutes when I seriously thought a few blasts of a 12 gauge would make it lighter and possibly taking pieces out would be easier. That's when I realized I was getting frustrated.

[SpaceMeowMaid]

It's out.

I had a massive dolly. 12" balloon tires and as wide as the freezer. But because of the size of the tires it makes you lean it way back so that you pull horizontal up the stairs instead of lift. And the "P" handle makes it so that it will not slide if you push from the bottom. That said, if you ever require a full size fridge delivered to a beach party, I have the equipment.

I put the freezer on a car ramp balanced on a moving dolly and pushed it onto the second stair up. Then managed to "roll" it up the stairs. Yes, I balanced a freezer on a rubber car ramp balanced on a small 4 wheel moving dolly. I'm sure that there is a special injury reserved for people like me...

The freezer was hiding a bottle of Merlot behind it. I should be drunk posting within the hour...*

*Damn it! 2007 Shiraz! That is really not meant to age- but I will drink the rather boring, flat, uninspired bottle.

I have a new and expansive respect for you Gas Mask guy!

[SpaceMeowMaid]

You would have enjoyed being part of the team that moved the 4-billion pound Gun Safe into my brother's basement...  we had to dig out part of the floor to get it down.  How nobody's foot/hand got crushed I am still Nautical Shore.

That thing is part of the house now, it will never be brought back out.  It is like that one Poe story where the guy gets sealed behind a wall...

Safety! Guns. Tell it slow!

[pate]

Safety! Guns. Tell it slow!

Remove the magazine before beginning weapon inspection

Clear chamber before beginning weapon inspection

Do not point the weapon at anything/one you would not like to see shot (even with a clear chamber).

Do not inspect the barrel of the weapon by trying to look down the ”business” end (even with a clear chamber)

If the weapon has a trigger lock safety, engage it and check functionality (perform this check on an empty chamber)

With the magazine removed and chamber clear, perform a function check of the firing action

Disassemble the weapon, inspect the action.  Inspect all metal to metal contact points for excessive wear/damage.  Lubricate and clean, if necessary.  Re-lubricate metal to metal contact points after cleaning.  Inspect action prior to re-assembly for obstructions and correct position.

Re-assemble weapon.  Clear chamber, check trigger lock safety function (if applicable).  Clear chamber, check firing action in single/semi/burst/auto as applicable.

Clear chamber, engage trigger lock mechanism (if present).

Determine standing orders on weapon status and return loaded magazine to weapon, chamber round, engage safety etc as standing order on weapon status dictates.

Continue to NOT point the weapon at anything/one you would not like to see shot.

[albrecht]

Well, we finally have indisputable proof of how those pesky pyramids were constructed.

Except for the as yet to be invented wheels of the dolly...

Perhaps the Egyptians used a modified  Dyson Dung Beetle Ball.

Oddly enough a dowel rod is a nice trick sometimes to move an appliance for a short way. If you dont have you can rent an amazing item for moving upright pianos and such. Of course we all know how rocking amd pivots work well also with less fragile items. But hired guys cover with blanket and put undernaeath this mechanical dolly thing on each side and cinch and it pop up wheels. This was learned after an amazing, but highly suspect, of doing a move of a relative's piano that we did the lift, put on dolly shoved under, and 2x6 ramps onto truck bed. Worked but at any given moment (I use that term in a physics way- not as a pun) things could've been interesting. 

[SpaceMeowMaid]

Remove the magazine before beginning weapon inspection

Clear chamber before beginning weapon inspection

Do not point the weapon at anything/one you would not like to see shot (even with a clear chamber).

Do not inspect the barrel of the weapon by trying to look down the ”business” end (even with a clear chamber)

If the weapon has a trigger lock safety, engage it and check functionality (perform this check on an empty chamber)

With the magazine removed and chamber clear, perform a function check of the firing action

Disassemble the weapon, inspect the action.  Inspect all metal to metal contact points for excessive wear/damage.  Lubricate and clean, if necessary.  Re-lubricate metal to metal contact points after cleaning.  Inspect action prior to re-assembly for obstructions and correct position.

Re-assemble weapon.  Clear chamber, check trigger lock safety function (if applicable).  Clear chamber, check firing action in single/semi/burst/auto as applicable.

Clear chamber, engage trigger lock mechanism (if present).

Determine standing orders on weapon status and return loaded magazine to weapon, chamber round, engage safety etc as standing order on weapon status dictates.

Continue to NOT point the weapon at anything/one you would not like to see shot.

ThanQ 😻

[SpaceMeowMaid]

>Gladiator

for fuck sake i hope it's not an FCA one because that's NOT a Gladiator.

There will only be one Gladiator and it was not plastic and never had a shitty V6 made in Mexico.

It was a 1972 J10 gold and white. Her name was Goldie! I really miss my truck!

[Asuka Langley]

It was a 1972 J10 gold and white. Her name was Goldie! I really miss my truck!

BASED!




FCA garbage= trash

[Asuka Langley]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbWPqWDtXAg

[Asuka Langley]

https://nypost.com/2020/10/07/toddler-dies-in-hot-car-after-dad-refused-to-let-cops-break-window/

[pate]

Wow, do you ever have wroughten timing. You just missed all that. By a hair. Anyway, I didn't ask about that. I'm using the words "I did not ask about that" here. Are you under the impression that you're going to get an answer out of me, when I've asked you a question first? So, wait, maybe not retarded, is it perhaps suicidal ideation? I'm not going to help you with a suicide, yo, you're already on BellGab--can't get much worst than that, really. So what's up with that, I ask a particularly simple question: "Are you retarded?" It's yes or no. It's binary. And you still can't answer it. Okay, so, absolute retard, but, what are you--new? Is it... is it... is it the menses?


I'm not actually clear on what differentiates between an actual stupid person, and a retard. Obviously, a retard faggot, well, that's a faggot who is retarded. Now, note that some say that the "retarded" is redundant, because obviously a faggot is the result of retarded development. However, this is a mistake. There are several examples of the D character being used, I like it. I don't usually do this--get down on the level with people like you. With your people? I dunno, mang, whatevah--retards. Note that I have heard that word--retard--is offensive, but I do not believe a single word of it. I start out not retarded, and then I stay not retarded. Perhaps you're not retarded, perhaps you're simply stupid. And now, let's be clear--I don't give a single solitary fuck about Michael Moore. Well, maybe it's not that bad. Perhaps there's two fucks in there for him.


Anyway, I've probably lost your total concentration by this point. Read out loud to yourself, and listen. You keep using italics and bold. Does it help you somehow? Because it does help you somehow--it literally gives the impression that you're some kind of feebleminded lost person. Perhaps at the library, and no one is looking, you sneak on to someone's computer station and just take their time. I've seen it happen, but I haven't done it. Because I simply choose not to steal. You, though... maybe you're a thief? See, I have no idea--I HAVE TO KNOW WHY YOU USE BOLDFACE AND ITALICS ALL THE TIME, BRAINIAC. THANKS.

Fuckin' retreads, Jesus saves. Groan.

Nautical

...

[ksm32]

Dropped a lasagna down the stairs today.
It was all made and assembled in it's foil tray and ready for freezing.
Also had some laundry in my arms - since I was heading downstairs anyways, why not.
Lasagna just......   ...  slipped away as I watched in a slow motion horror hearing my voice in my head (think it was my voice) saying "Nnnnooooooooooo!!!" as it landed, smashed, and just blew up all over the place.
Poured a Scotch.

Fuckit! Might as well get drunk. 

[Jackstar]

Fuckit! Might as well get drunk. 

Remember: it's not day drinking if you start the night before.

[ksm32]

Remember: it's not day drinking if you start the night before.

Indeed.  Ya' know I'd offer you some lasagna, but.. 

[Camazotz Automat]

Waiting for hurricane Necronomicon to form.

[Camazotz Automat]

Ace of Cups fastfood ballpoint wand evocation pictogram voodoo tonight.

[SpaceMeowMaid]

Ace of Cups fastfood ballpoint wand evocation pictogram voodoo tonight.

At least you aren't in Japan
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[SpaceMeowMaid]

Waiting for hurricane Necronomicon to form.

Ooooo I hope Bruce Campbell is starring in that one

[SpaceMeowMaid]

Indeed.  Ya' know I'd offer you some lasagna, but.. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX5QgITQAwk

[Camazotz Automat]

At least you aren't in Japan
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"Old McDonald's had a transparent zoetrope

E I E I O"

[Asuka Langley]

https://twitter.com/EMichaelJones1/status/1314920804426174464

[Asuka Langley]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4P8iDqR-2w

[Camazotz Automat]

I am struck by the eerie similarity between North Korea's latest revealed weapons and the military miniatures in the Godzilla films.

[AZZERAE]

I have a fucking stupid "sense of humour" sometimes...anyway, I'm posting this in the hopes that some other fucker can get a chuckle out of it. Enjoy!


https://youtu.be/qrBj3u5dPgM

N.B. NSFW

[Asuka Langley]

https://alaskalandmine.com/landmines/bombshell-maria-athens-threatened-to-kill-mayor-berkowitz-in-disturbing-voicemail/


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgmU80VHE3U

[AZZERAE]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgmU80VHE3U

This is fucking awesome shit.

[Tootsie]

https://alaskalandmine.com/landmines/bombshell-maria-athens-threatened-to-kill-mayor-berkowitz-in-disturbing-voicemail/


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgmU80VHE3U

Asucka sicko lopez langley.. go back to mexico.. you can get a 12 year old legal there.. is that how you got your mexicali wife?

https://usinc.org/fact-the-age-of-sexual-consent-in-mexico-city-is-only-12/

"You see, the age of sexual consent throughout much of Mexico, including its capital city, is only 12-years of age." 

[Asuka Langley]

Asucka sicko lopez langley.. go back to mexico.. you can get a 12 year old legal there.. is that how you got your mexicali wife?

https://usinc.org/fact-the-age-of-sexual-consent-in-mexico-city-is-only-12/

"You see, the age of sexual consent throughout much of Mexico, including its capital city, is only 12-years of age."

Mai wifu has never been to Mexico and her taco flavored kisses are 100% legal


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45C16tToen8