Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[West of the Rockies]

The more I think about Pluto, the more I think it needs adequate representation in order to achieve planetary status, maybe  by the William Morris Agency or some such other powerhouse PR firm.  Or Pluto could possibly 'leak' a sex tape with one of Neptune's moons, you know, anything to trend on Twitter #PlutoisaSlut.

Failing that, millions of schoolchildren will have to continue prising the little blue styrofoam Pluto planet from their science projects and this is cruel and unacceptable.

OMG, finally!  Pluto IS a slut!  And poor Charon has no idea... Satellites are always the last to know....

[Yorkshire pud]

The more I think about Pluto, the more I think it needs adequate representation in order to achieve planetary status, maybe  by the William Morris Agency or some such other powerhouse PR firm.  Or Pluto could possibly 'leak' a sex tape with one of Neptune's moons, you know, anything to trend on Twitter #PlutoisaSlut.

Failing that, millions of schoolchildren will have to continue prising the little blue styrofoam Pluto planet from their science projects and this is cruel and unacceptable.

Hmmm, but it seems it isn't blue, more a marbled tan/grey/white colour. Quite pretty though, even if/because it is a slut.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-33661876

[UnscreenedCaller]

OMG, finally!  Pluto IS a slut!  And poor Charon has no idea... Satellites are always the last to know....

I dint want to say but when one's just a satellite, the handwriting's on the wall, or in the stars or someplace.  Always the last to know.

[UnscreenedCaller]

Hmmm, but it seems it isn't blue, more a marbled tan/grey/white colour. Quite pretty though, even if/because it is a slut.

Now you're just being picky! Do you know how many small hearts I had to break, breaking it to them that their planet was now a planetoid and not a part of the Big Boys and Girls (Hello Venus!)? In truth, I don't remember the color of the styrofoam, just the trembling lips and tearfilled little eyes. 

[Yorkshire pud]

Now you're just being picky! Do you know how many small hearts I had to break, breaking it to them that their planet was now a planetoid and not a part of the Big Boys and Girls (Hello Venus!)? In truth, I don't remember the color of the styrofoam, just the trembling lips and tearfilled little eyes. 

I have a sleeve full of snot now....Bwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, sob, blub.

[UnscreenedCaller]

I have a sleeve full of snot now....Bwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, sob, blub.

Aw, YP, you're breaking my heart.    But  ya better get that sleeve washed! 

[Yorkshire pud]

Aw, YP, you're breaking my heart.    But  ya better get that sleeve washed! 

What? Both of them? 

[Chine]

When I'm in New York City I love everybody.

When I'm in Las Vegas I hate everybody.

Funny. Having lived in both cities many years, I'm sure they love you, Aldous. Who doesn't love you?

...

With BellGab as Survivor, Aldous would never be voted off the island.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Hmmm, but it seems it isn't blue, more a marbled tan/grey/white colour. Quite pretty though, even if/because it is a slut.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-33661876

It's the colour of nude lace panties with a heart tat south of the equator.  What were you all expecting?

[Yorkshire pud]

It's the colour of nude lace panties with a heart tat south of the equator.  What were you all expecting?

Well seeing as you ask...

[aldousburbank]

Aldous. Who doesn't love you?

[Yorkshire pud]

Hmmm, bit of dilemma which to throw out of the balloon first isn't it?

[UnscreenedCaller]

Hmmm, bit of dilemma which to throw out of the balloon first isn't it?

Never mind that. Kind of rough on the person underneath, ground level.

[Jackstar]

Hmmm, bit of dilemma which to throw out of the balloon first isn't it?

Shoot the balloon and take them all out in a glorious display of self-sacrifice.

Oh, wait, Britain. Throw crumpets.

[wr250]

just for dave:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KeWy2uiATY

[Eddie Coyle]

Actually they do; it's just hidden beneath/behind the stage when they do a gig. Keyboardists etc also reside out of sight..

  Activated by foot pad 23 in front of The Edge.

 

[jazmunda]

This Is What A World Map Looks Like When Scaled According To Population Size.

Where Australia and Canada at?



To check out a high-resolution version of the map click this link.

http://i.imgur.com/zQg1M2A.png

[PB the Deplorable]

This Is What A World Map Looks Like When Scaled According To Population Size...

I'd say it's time to remove Australia's status as a continent

[conbrio]

Why the hell do I still wake up with a hard on? I'm over the dam hill.

[Sardondi]

Hmmm, but it seems it isn't blue, more a marbled tan/grey/white colour. Quite pretty though, even if/because it is a slut...

I much prefer Walt Disney's Pluto: that dog knew who it was. None of this, "Am I a planet or am I a cold slut dwarf in space?" shilly-shallying.

[conbrio]

This Is What A World Map Looks Like When Scaled According To Population Size.

Where Australia and Canada at?



To check out a high-resolution version of the map click this link.

http://i.imgur.com/zQg1M2A.png

The Aussies in England playing cricket and the Canucks waiting for the ice hockey season to start.

[pate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WttpWwcSjy4

[FightTheFuture]

I`m enjoying a delightful ale today. For the ale drinkers out there (of which, I normally exclude myself), I strongly recommend Anderson Valley Brother David`s Triple. It`s brewed and bottled in Boonville, CA. Plan to pay about $12/ bottle.

[albrecht]

Good stuff - I like the Belgian style ales too, and anything Anderson Valley makes is recommended

It's a little less expensive here in Cali

To each his own, I've found most of the Belgian and Trappist Ales (or their American counterparts) too sweet. I admire their strength but I have wicked hangovers, to which I attribute their sweetness and/or ingredients; not on over-indulgence . I did like the idea of such a small country having so many breweries (!!) and the idea that in times past monks would subsist on primarily ale during periods of fasting! I also loved the idea of being able to buy cheaper, more standard beers, like Jupiter, from "coke machines" there. I think we should bring that idea here. Eliminate need to go into a store or a bar if one is walking/driving/taking public transport around and wants a beverage, especially here where it is so damn hot.

[cosman]

I`m enjoying a delightful ale today. For the ale drinkers out there (of which, I normally exclude myself), I strongly recommend Anderson Valley Brother David`s Triple. It`s brewed and bottled in Boonville, CA. Plan to pay about $12/ bottle.

..And for those who live where they can ship it to.. http://www.wineanthology.com/p-17468-anderson-valley-brother-davids-triple.aspx

[FightTheFuture]

..And for those who live where they can ship it to.. http://www.wineanthology.com/p-17468-anderson-valley-brother-davids-triple.aspx

Wow! And look at the price on that sucker! I have to try and get away from these yuppie shops all around me.

Thanks, Cos.

[cosman]

 

Wow! And look at the price on that sucker! I have to try and get away from these yuppie shops all around me.

Thanks, Cos.

..

[Camazotz Automat]

[aldousburbank]

There are some problems which only reincarnation can cure.

[FightTheFuture]

Condolences to Eddie for Mayor Marty booting Boston`s chance at the 2024 Olympics.