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Music To Make Love To My Old Lady By
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2020, 05:33:12 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqmPxhD2hEA


Who's that waddlin' down the street?
It's just me, 'cause I love to eat
Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham
Who's real flabby? Yes, I am!
Every picture of me's
Gotta be an aerial view
Now my doctor tells me
There's just one thing left to do..

Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
Throw out the pizza and beer
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
Oh, get those jelly donuts out of here
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
Might seem a little severe
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
I'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear
Blow, fatty!

Well, I used to live on chocolate sauce
Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss
Walked down an alley and I got stuck
I got more rolls than a pastry truck
When I'm all done eating
I eat a little more
When I leave a room
First I gotta grease the door

Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
Can't have another éclair
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
I gotta decrease my derriere

I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet

No more pie now
No more créme brulee
Lay off the gravy
And souffle
No french fri-yi-yies now
No ice cream parfait
Mr. Cheese Nacho
Stay away


Oh, I think I'd sell my soul
For a triple patty melt
But I need a boomerang
When I put on my belt

Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
Lay off the 3 Musketeers
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
Until my big booty disappears
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
Eat 'em till they're comin' out of my ears
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
'Cause I haven't seen my feet in years

I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet


I think I'm about ready for a Quarter Pounder with extra cheese
I need a side order of onion rings
And... DON'T FORGET TO SUPER-SIZE THAT
Yeah


Music To Make Love To My Old Lady By
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2020, 06:30:21 PM »
Deus Ex 100% Walkthrough (Realistic Difficulty) 06 HONG KONG
THERE ARE NO WORDS.


However, the student is advised to imagine the opening laugh from Aerosmith's "Love In An Elevator" playing as the elevator is entered. It will really enhance the experience for you.

Music To Make Love To My Old Lady By
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2020, 02:06:22 AM »
My avatar is way bigger than yours. And I know how to use it, too!

Music To Make Love To My Old Lady By
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2020, 02:37:42 AM »

Music To Make Love To My Old Lady By
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2020, 08:51:27 AM »
The choreography is classic [...]
I know how to use it [...]
Rick Springfield Jessie's Girls--Ultimix (feat. Tone Lōc)
Rick Springfield ~ Jessie's Girl 1981 Extended Meow Mix
https://youtu.be/nSilBDuE9BI


[Verse 1]
JACKSTAR IS A FRUITARIAN
Yeah, I know, he's been a Good Fruitarian of mine
But lately something's changed that ain't hard to define
Jackstar's got himself a unicorn, and I wanna make her mine

[Pre-Chorus]
And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body
I just know it
And he's holding her in his arms late, late at night

[Chorus]
You know I wish that I had Jackstar's unicorn
I wish that I had Jackstar's unicorn
Where can I find a mermaid like that?

[Verse 2]
I'll play along with this charade
That doesn't seem to be a reason to change
You know I feel so dirty when they start talking cute
I wanna tell her that I love her, but the point is probably moot

[Pre-Chorus]
Cause she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body
I just know it
And he's holding her in his arms late, late at night

[Chorus]
You know I wish that I had Jackstar's unicorn
I wish that I had Jackstar's unicorn
Where can I find a mermaid like that?
Like Jackstar's unicorn
I wish that I had Jackstar's unicorn
Where can I find a mermaid...
Where can I find a mermaid like that?

[Bridge]
And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time
Wonderin' what she don't see in me
I've been funny; I've been cool with the lines
Ain't that the way love's supposed to be?

[Chorus]
Tell me where can I find a mermaid like that?
You know I wish that I had Jackstar's unicorn
I wish that I had Jackstar's unicorn
I want Jackstar's unicorn
Where can I find a mermaid like that?
Like Jackstar's unicorn
I wish that I had Jackstar's unicorn
I want, I want Jackstar's unicorn



My avatar [...] I know how to use it, too!

At last... I accept your fealty. FlatteredDelighted!


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« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2020, 09:48:10 PM »

Music To Make Love To My Old Lady By
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2020, 09:49:35 PM »
Careful Jack. Don't scare off this one too.

Music To Make Love To My Old Lady By
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2020, 09:51:28 PM »

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« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2020, 10:00:31 PM »
Careful Jack. Don't scare off this one too.

I’m already prepared for it. 😂

Music To Make Love To My Old Lady By
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2020, 10:09:49 PM »
https://youtu.be/b8X8Xq0rEWU


Lyrics... UNAVAILABLE. Tragic Sad!

Music To Make Love To My Old Lady By
« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2020, 10:11:22 PM »
Careful Jack. Don't scare off this one too.

She should be scared of you. I've seen your teeth.

Music To Make Love To My Old Lady By
« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2020, 10:20:17 PM »
I’m already prepared for it. 😂

Be sure and take a towel :D

Music To Make Love To My Old Lady By
« Reply #15 on: September 10, 2020, 03:42:17 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmzktwP2O7c

Whitney is an American band from Chicago which formed in 2015 and is signed to 𝑆𝑒𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑡𝑙𝑦 𝐶𝑎𝑛𝑎𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑛.

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« Reply #16 on: September 10, 2020, 04:51:12 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YaNKBmRNvY

Whitney is an American band from Chicago which formed in 2015 and is signed to 𝑆𝑒𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑡𝑙𝑦 𝐶𝑎𝑛𝑎𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑛.

Which one is Whitney, and does he have a brother? Asking for a large round fruit.

Music To Make Love To My Old Lady By
« Reply #17 on: September 10, 2020, 04:53:37 AM »
Never seen a GILF in my life. This thread is ass.

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« Reply #18 on: September 10, 2020, 04:58:57 AM »
hGAYps://youtu.be/l0Woa6p4xkw

hGAYps://youtu.be/AX61vfAzC8w

hGAYps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmzktwP2O7c


Just so you all know--these are great songs if you would like the lovemaking to end with incessant projectile vomiting. The 50s just called, along with the middle part of the 70s, with Christopher Cross on the line--they said you're not being forward enough and are taking too many chances artisitcally. Hurl. UPCHUCK.

Also, at the end of the call, C. Cross says, "Wow, I thought I was a huge fucking pussy, but damn, I wasn't really all that bad, huh? Sailing! Take me away! It smells like puke AND ass in here!"


I'm not going to lie: I get some great calls these days.

Music To Make Love To My Old Lady By
« Reply #19 on: September 10, 2020, 05:01:59 AM »
Never seen a GILF in my life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_cxcAW0Cr4


You'll start finding many more decent ones, starting around your sixth or seventh century. I'll be honest, there ain't that many worthy ones left around these parts.

Music To Make Love To My Old Lady By
« Reply #20 on: September 10, 2020, 05:53:33 AM »
Nah, man.

Music To Make Love To My Old Lady By
« Reply #21 on: September 10, 2020, 07:29:01 AM »
Nah, man.

More for me. That's cool yo. Hey, can you go get us me some pizza and beers? I got money. Here, take lots of it with you. Keep the change. Bring home technical drawings for a superlab, thanks. And the usual 'Luudes load. Thanks in advance. You're a mensch.

STAY OUTSIDE. DON'T KNOCK. DON'T TOUCH THE GLASS UNTIL THE CURTAIN CALLS. JUST WAIT THERE, MAGGOT. WE'LL OPEN THE DOOR SOON ENOUGH. DON'T YOU HAVE SOME FREESTYLE YOU CAN PRACTICE WHILE SITTING ON MY PORCH? DON'T LET US STOP YOU. WE'LL BE DONE IN A MINUTE. YOU'LL BE FINE OUT THERE--OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE BEEN ALREADY. DON'T TALK. JUST GET ME THE CARBS AND THE LIQUOR AND SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU WANNA MAKE SOME DARING, EDGY, IN YOUR FACE SCRIBBLES? YEAH, I GOT AN OLD CHALKBOARD OUT IN THE GARAGE. IT'S WHAT REAL STUDENTS USED TO USE BEFORE YOUR PLANET WAS CONQUERED AND WE MADE ALL THE PUNYLINGS USE WHITEBOARDS. WHAT KIND OF CHEMICALS MAKE UP A WHITEBOARD, DID YOU EVER WONDER? NO, YOU DIDN'T, AND YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE YOU ARE A FUCKING PUNYLING. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP, GET ME MY PIZZA, GET ME MY BEER, GET YOUR SIPPY CUPS OFF OF MY COFFEE TABLE--DON'T YOU HAVE ANY GOTS-DAMNED RESPECT FOR YOURSELF? IT'S OBVIOUSLY A FUCKING COFFEE TABLE NOT A FUCKING SIPPY CUP TABLE, YOU HOOR--AND GO SIT IN THE CORNER AND MAKE MORE CONTENT FOR THE MAINSTREAM MAINLINE MAINWHORE MEDIA. IT IS ALL YOU WILL EVER BE GOOD FOR, IT IS CLEAR THAT YOU HAVE NO TALENT OR STANDING OR--MORE IMPORTANTLY--BLOODLINE OR MONEY TO MAKE ANYTHING OF YOURSELF IN THIS WORLD, SO GO ON ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS, SHUT THE FUCK UP, AND GIVE ME 90% OF EVERYTHING YOU SEE PASS THROUGH YOUR GAZE FOR ETERNITY.

WHY? BECAUSE YOU ARE GOD, AND YOU DEMAND A TITHE. SEE? I AM A WORM. I ONLY TAKE 10%! SEE... YOU GET the rest.



... AND...

Seen. Thanks, folks. Tip your waitress, I probably fucked her and left her last week and I am sure she is devastated.


Oh, yeah: you need a video. Morsels love videos. Keeps the chow lines moving smooth, tell you what what. RAWR.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hcQ7fDtxG4

REST IN PIECES, JEWEL. EXCELSIOR.

Music To Make Love To Gots-Damn-Near-EVERYONE'S Old Lady By
« Reply #22 on: September 10, 2020, 07:42:33 AM »
More for me. That's cool yo. Hey, can you go get us me some pizza and beers? I got money. Here, take lots of it with you. Keep the change. Bring home technical drawings for a superlab, thanks. And the usual 'Luudes load. Thanks in advance. You're a mensch.

STAY OUTSIDE. DON'T KNOCK. DON'T TOUCH THE GLASS UNTIL THE CURTAIN CALLS. JUST WAIT THERE, MAGGOT. WE'LL OPEN THE DOOR SOON ENOUGH. DON'T YOU HAVE SOME FREESTYLE YOU CAN PRACTICE WHILE SITTING ON MY PORCH? DON'T LET US STOP YOU. WE'LL BE DONE IN A MINUTE. YOU'LL BE FINE OUT THERE--OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE BEEN ALREADY. DON'T TALK. JUST GET ME THE CARBS AND THE LIQUOR AND SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU WANNA MAKE SOME DARING, EDGY, IN YOUR FACE SCRIBBLES? YEAH, I GOT AN OLD CHALKBOARD OUT IN THE GARAGE. IT'S WHAT REAL STUDENTS USED TO USE BEFORE YOUR PLANET WAS CONQUERED AND WE MADE ALL THE PUNYLINGS USE WHITEBOARDS. WHAT KIND OF CHEMICALS MAKE UP A WHITEBOARD, DID YOU EVER WONDER? NO, YOU DIDN'T, AND YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE YOU ARE A FUCKING PUNYLING. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP, GET ME MY PIZZA, GET ME MY BEER, GET YOUR SIPPY CUPS OFF OF MY COFFEE TABLE--DON'T YOU HAVE ANY GOTS-DAMNED RESPECT FOR YOURSELF? IT'S OBVIOUSLY A FUCKING COFFEE TABLE NOT A FUCKING SIPPY CUP TABLE, YOU HOOR--AND GO SIT IN THE CORNER AND MAKE MORE CONTENT FOR THE MAINSTREAM MAINLINE MAINWHORE MEDIA. IT IS ALL YOU WILL EVER BE GOOD FOR, IT IS CLEAR THAT YOU HAVE NO TALENT OR STANDING OR--MORE IMPORTANTLY--BLOODLINE OR MONEY TO MAKE ANYTHING OF YOURSELF IN THIS WORLD, SO GO ON ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS, SHUT THE FUCK UP, AND GIVE ME 90% OF EVERYTHING YOU SEE PASS THROUGH YOUR GAZE FOR ETERNITY.

WHY? BECAUSE YOU ARE GOD, AND YOU DEMAND A TITHE. SEE? I AM A WORM. I ONLY TAKE 10%! SEE... YOU GET the rest.



... AND...

Seen. Thanks, folks. Tip your waitress, I probably fucked her and left her last week and I am sure she is devastated.


Oh, yeah: you need a video. Morsels love videos. Keeps the chow lines moving smooth, tell you what what. RAWR.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hcQ7fDtxG4

REST IN PIECES, JEWEL. EXCELSIOR.


Steal Your Bones
Electric Six
We fear what we're becoming,
But look what we've become.
Truth can be somewhat numbing
When we see that we've been so dumb.
To enjoy your survival,
I need you dead upon arrival.
And I will love you forever,
Though you surely won't remember
Everything I did to make you love me.
You are the friend of mine
And when you die I'm gonna steal your bones.
You are a space in time
And when you rise I'm gonna feel your clones.
Oh, your colored love light shines as you outnumber me.
They said we should never go here,
That it should never be done,
But smile your thousand faces
For all their fear they merely won?
And then we'll abandon wrong for right
And hear the heartbeats of the dead tonight.
And I love you forever
And you never will remember
Everything I did to make you love me.
You are a friend of mine
And when you die I'm gonna steal your bones.
You are a space in time
And when you rise I'm gonna feel your clones.
Oh, your colored love light shines as you owe everything to me.
And I declare where there's a way, there's a will
And have you ever seen the boys from Brazil?
Evolution rolls the dice
We can be so much more precise.
And I love you forever,
Though, you surely won't remember
Everything I did to make you love me.
You are a friend of mine
And when you die I'm gonna steal your bones.
You are a space in time
And when you rise I'm gonna feel your clones.
Oh, your colored love light shines as you outnumber me.



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EXECUTION CALL "BOLDFACE" NOT FOUND
YOU HAVE FIVE-HUNDRED-AND-EIGHTY-EIGHT MILLION QUATLOOS TO COMPLY.
SIGNED, GEORGES-209




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FIVE GOLDEN CHANCES TO BE CLOSE YET REMAIN
TRY NOT TO FUCK THIS UP THIS TIME, CRIMINAL INTELLIGENCE APPARATUS DEALEY-0
JUST PUT YOUR SISTER IN MY CUB SCOUT UNIFORM



ALSO, MY STOMACH HURTS. ROLLEYES
(YEAH MOM, JUST GIVE HER NOTHING BUT TUBES--WE CODED FOR THAT)
#STARFIGHTERWISDOM
#RUBINIMAGICK
#STAYHUNGRY


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Music To Make Love To Gots-Damn-Near-EVERYONE'S Old Lady By
« Reply #23 on: September 10, 2020, 07:49:04 AM »
« Reply #22 on: Today at 05:42:33 »

So, like... I'm just never going to stop doing this shit, huh, Christ? Fuck! Alright, well, I'll allow it, You say so, You're the bo--wait, what's that? You say that MY MOTHER is the boss now? Well, fuck that's gonna be inconvenient for some folks. How long? Really? Cool, I'll allow it, I don't give a--well, I mean, you're JESUS CHRIST, THE LORD AND SAVIOR OF MANKIND< WHO RIGHT NOW IS SUGGESTING THAT I TRANSCRIBE THE FOLLOWING:

gimme a minute

where's my vape?
k

I'M NOT TYPING ALL THOSE NUMBERS YOU HOLE-HANDED FUCKER, GET A CALCULATOR
IAM NOT A CALCULATOR, I AM A HUMAN BEING
HAHAHA OKAY THAT IS LEGIT FUNNY
HANG ON I WANNA VAPE
WHILE I IMAGINE GRAPEFRUIT'S ABJECT HORROR

MOM SAYS SHE NEEDS TO ANSWER ALL THE QUESTIONS I DON'T HAVE PATIENCE FOR
WHICH, LET ME TELL YOU--IT'S A LOT OF THEM
K I GOTTA VAPE SOME MORE, BRB


BTW, FU VC


*vaping occurs*


SYSTEM BUFFER OVERLOAD ERROR
THIS HAS BEEN CODED FOR, PUNYLINGS
DON'T SWEAT IT
IT'S NOT LIKE WE DON'T DO THIS ALL THE FUCKING TIME
YOU WOULD BE backdelete WILL NOT BELIEVE WHEN I TELL YOU JUST HOW MANY PLANETS ARE STUPIDER THAN YOURS HAS BEEN
LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY ABOUT YOUR PLANET
SHE'S A WHORE
BRB I GOTTA VAPE SOME WHILE ENVISIONING FELLATIO

SORRY PARENTS--IT'S THAT KIND OF WORLD


ANYWAY, YOU ALL Y'ALL GOT LIKE UNTIL 12 MINUTES HAVE PASSEED
I'LL DO WHAT I CAN. LOTS OF LOVE! SRS

Music To Make Love To My Old Lady By
« Reply #24 on: September 10, 2020, 08:08:53 AM »
STAY OUTSIDE. DON'T KNOCK. DON'T TOUCH THE GLASS UNTIL THE CURTAIN CALLS. JUST WAIT THERE, MAGGOT. WE'LL OPEN THE DOOR SOON ENOUGH. DON'T YOU HAVE SOME FREESTYLE YOU CAN PRACTICE WHILE SITTING ON MY PORCH? DON'T LET US STOP YOU. WE'LL BE DONE IN A MINUTE. YOU'LL BE FINE OUT THERE--OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE BEEN ALREADY. DON'T TALK. JUST GET ME THE CARBS AND THE LIQUOR AND SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU WANNA MAKE SOME DARING, EDGY, IN YOUR FACE SCRIBBLES? YEAH, I GOT AN OLD CHALKBOARD OUT IN THE GARAGE. IT'S WHAT REAL STUDENTS USED TO USE BEFORE YOUR PLANET WAS CONQUERED AND WE MADE ALL THE PUNYLINGS USE WHITEBOARDS. WHAT KIND OF CHEMICALS MAKE UP A WHITEBOARD, DID YOU EVER WONDER? NO, YOU DIDN'T, AND YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE YOU ARE A FUCKING PUNYLING. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP, GET ME MY PIZZA, GET ME MY BEER, GET YOUR SIPPY CUPS OFF OF MY COFFEE TABLE--DON'T YOU HAVE ANY GOTS-DAMNED RESPECT FOR YOURSELF? IT'S OBVIOUSLY A FUCKING COFFEE TABLE NOT A FUCKING SIPPY CUP TABLE, YOU HOOR--AND GO SIT IN THE CORNER AND MAKE MORE CONTENT FOR THE MAINSTREAM MAINLINE MAINWHORE MEDIA. IT IS ALL YOU WILL EVER BE GOOD FOR, IT IS CLEAR THAT YOU HAVE NO TALENT OR STANDING OR--MORE IMPORTANTLY--BLOODLINE OR MONEY TO MAKE ANYTHING OF YOURSELF IN THIS WORLD, SO GO ON ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS, SHUT THE FUCK UP, AND GIVE ME 90% OF EVERYTHING YOU SEE PASS THROUGH YOUR GAZE FOR ETERNITY.

Sperg!


Music To Make Love To My Old Lady By
« Reply #26 on: September 10, 2020, 08:59:51 AM »
no

Nah, man. "Sperg off, King!": (contextually).

Music To Make Love To My Old Lady By
« Reply #27 on: September 10, 2020, 10:12:23 AM »

Music To Make Love To My Old Lady By
« Reply #28 on: September 10, 2020, 10:12:40 AM »

Music To Make Love To Gots-Damn-Near-EVERYONE'S Old Lady By
« Reply #29 on: September 10, 2020, 10:34:49 AM »
ANYWAY, YOU ALL Y'ALL GOT LIKE UNTIL 12 MINUTES HAVE PASSEED
I'LL DO WHAT I CAN. LOTS OF LOVE! SRS

This got resolved. Omega-17 online test complete. 5:5.

We're still on Pause. I did what I can. You'll adapt. We're all humans, We adapt. It's fun! OR ELSE Unless it's not.


Cheer up!