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« Reply #152 on: September 14, 2020, 12:46:58 PM »
Can you ask K_Dubb if he's a Bishop? He has me blocked and he's a tortured, fiendish liar...

I am just a layman, sweetie, and have never blocked anyone.  Blocking is a vile practice very much to be deplored.



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« Reply #155 on: September 14, 2020, 02:42:02 PM »
https://youtu.be/pzHNldo9q8A?t=0

Playlist track number: FIVE
Proof of Life: ALLOWED


Welcome to the Next Level. Impressive! MOST impressive. Sad!


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« Reply #157 on: September 14, 2020, 08:20:16 PM »
I believe that mating with two Bishops is possible, but...





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« Reply #161 on: September 15, 2020, 09:52:02 PM »





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« Reply #166 on: September 16, 2020, 03:20:25 PM »
https://youtu.be/nMBndXAaPrw


Collarbone
Fujiya & Miyagi

First time her collarbone tripped over my shoelaces
First time her collarbone tripped over my shoelaces
First time her collarbone tripped over my shoelaces
Over my shoelaces
Yeah, over my shoelaces
Got to get a new pair of shoes
To kick it with her, not kick it with you
Got to get a new pair of shoes
To kick it with her, not kick it with you
Second time her collarbone tripped over my shoelaces
Second time her collarbone tripped over my shoelaces
Second time her collarbone tripped over my shoelaces
Yeah, hundred meter races
Yeah, hundred-metered race
Got to get a new pair of shoes
To kick it with her, not kick it with you
(Suck it to me)
Got to get a new pair of shoes
To kick it with her, not kick it with you
What she gonna do with a fool like you?
What she gonna do with a fool like you?
What she gonna do with a fool like you?
What she gonna, what she gonna
What she gonna, what she gonna
What she gonna do with a fool like you?
What she gonna do with a fool like you?
What she gonna do with a fool like you?
What she gonna, what she gonna
What she gonna, suck it to me, ah!
Toe bone connected to the ankle bone
Ankle bone connected to the shin bone
Shin bone connected to the knee bone
Knee bone connected to the thigh bone
Thigh bone connected to the hip bone
Hip bone connected to the back bone
Back bone connected to the collarbone
Collarbone connected to the neck bone
Neck bone connected to the head bone
Head bone connected to the neck bone
Neck bone connected to the collarbone
Collarbone connected to the back bone
Back bone connected to the hip bone
Hip bone connected to the thigh bone
Thigh bone connected to the knee bone
Knee bone connected to the shin bone
Shin bone connected to the knee bone
Ankle bone connected to the shin bone
Toe bone connected to the ankle bone
Ankle bone connected to the shin bone
Shin bone connected to the knee bone
Knee bone connected to the thigh bone
Thigh bone connected to the hip bone
Hip bone connected to the back bone
Back bone connected to the collarbone
Got to get a new pair of shoes
To kick it with her, not kick it with you
(Suck it to me, ah)
Got to get a new pair of shoes
To kick it with her, not kick it with you
(Suck it to me, ah)
Got to get a new pair of shoes
To kick it with her, not kick it with you
What she gonna do with a fool like you?
What she gonna do with a fool like you?
What she gonna do with a fool like you?
What she gonna, what she gonna
What she gonna, what she gonna
What she gonna do with a fool like you?
What she gonna do with a fool like you?
What she gonna do with a fool like you?
What she gonna, what she gonna
What she gonna, suck it to me, ah!
Uh, suck it to me, ah
Uh, suck it to me, ah
Uh, suck it to me, ah


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« Reply #167 on: September 16, 2020, 03:23:01 PM »

Old Music M'Lady
« Reply #168 on: September 20, 2020, 01:20:11 AM »

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« Reply #169 on: Yesterday at 02:00:02 AM »
https://youtu.be/WHuBW3qKm9g


LEVITATING
Dua Lipa

If you wanna run away with me, I know a galaxy
And I can take you for a ride (for a ride)
I had a premonition that we fell into a rhythm
Where the music don't stop for life (for life)
Glitter in the sky, glitter in my eyes
Shining just the way I like (I like)
If you're feeling like you need a little bit of company
You met me at the perfect time
You want me, I want you, baby
My sugarboo, I'm levitating
The Milky Way is liberating
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I got you, moonlight, you're my starlight
I need you all night, come on, dance with me
I got you, moonlight, you're my starlight (you're the moonlight)
I need you all night, come on, dance with me (come and dance with me)
I believe that you're for me, I feel it in our energy
I see it written in the stars
We can go wherever, so let's do it now or never
Baby, nothing's ever, ever too far
Glitter in the sky, glitter in our eyes
Shining just the way we are
I feel like we're forever every time we get together
No, we're never gonna be apart
You want me, I want you, baby
My sugarboo, I'm levitating
The Milky Way is liberating
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I got you, moonlight, you're my starlight
I need you all night, come on, dance with me
(Baby, won't you come and dance with me)
I got you, moonlight, you're my starlight (you're the moonlight)
I need you all night, come on, dance with me (come on, dance with me)
You can fly away with me tonight
You can fly away with me tonight
Baby, let me take you for a ride (let me take you for a ride)
You can fly away with me tonight
You can fly away with me tonight
Baby, let me take you for a ride (I can't stop it, baby)
Let's go
Boy, I'm advanced, got my real tight pants
When I back it up, I put you in a trance (woo)
If you wanna dance, then show me all your bands
'Cause tonight, I might give you a chance (let's get it, skrrt)
Pull up in the coupe
Ooh, that dude, he look hella cute
Yeah, he lookin' at me like, "Ooh"
Suck my breasts like Betty Boop (woo)
Oh, my, my, my (my, my)
Get to stuttering like, "I-I-I" (I-I)
I'm a freak, I like to play shy
But I will get it poppin', anything, I'll try it
Say I'm on his top five list
On a Major Key like Khaled
Don't speak, open up your eyelids
I can be your girl if you keep it private
You want me, I want you, baby
My sugarboo, I'm levitating
The Milky Way is liberating
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I got you, moonlight, you're my starlight
I need you all night, come on, dance with me
(Come and dance with me)
You can fly away with me tonight
You can fly away with me tonight
Baby, let me take you for a ride
(Come on, let me take you for a ride)
You can fly away with me tonight
You can fly away with me tonight
Baby, let me take you for a ride
(Come on, let me take you for a ride)
I got you, moonlight, you're my starlight (you are my starlight)
I need you all night, come on, dance with me (come on, dance with me)
I got you, moonlight, you're my starlight (you're the moonlight)
I need you all night, come on, dance with me
I'm levitating
Woo-hoo
I'm levitating (woo)
Come on, come on, come on, dance with me
I'm levitating
(Come on, let me take you for a ride)
I'm levitating (woo)
Come on, come on, come on, dance with me
I'm levitating (woo-hoo)
(I can't stop it baby, ah)

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« Reply #170 on: Yesterday at 02:55:49 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63vqob-MljQ


One of the more technologically sophisticated videos that most of you have not and/or will not appreciate, because most of the lot of you are a gang of virtue-signalling homophobes, and, thus--have never bothered to take a listen.

Such an adorable little planet. Coochie-choochie-coo!

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« Reply #171 on: Yesterday at 02:57:17 AM »
BORING!

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« Reply #172 on: Yesterday at 03:09:59 AM »
BORING!

Here is a true story. I am gonna tart it up a little bit, but that is okay, it is a true story, and it deserves some frills.

I am approximately nine years old. I am at the grocery store checkout line with my mother; it is nothing unusual, just a woman buying groceries with her child in tow. You have all seen this before. However, this was back in the 80s, when things were a little different. Now, I do not recall exactly why, but I am sure it was because I was bored and reading the covers of the magazines that used to be placed at the check-out area--you know, before it became uncool to be able to read. Nowadays, there's gum and candy and cellphone accessories, but it once was, there were Cosmopolitan and Ms. and Family Circle and Redbook and all that shit there.

So, we are waiting for our turn to be checked out, and I do not remember it taking very long, but I must have been bored--nine years old, remember--and I must have wanted to make a scene for attention--I know, right? Who, me?--but I do not remember any of that part. It was a long time ago, and I only remember the highlights.

I suddenly turn my gaze to my mother, and say, out of nowhere, "Mom, when I am older, I don't think I am going to want to put my penis in any woman's vagina." I say this outloud in my big-boy hey-look-at-me-voice, which I naturally still possess, although it is of course, much more developed now.

I do not remember any reactions of any nearby shoppers, I only remember my mother's response, which she dropped nearly instantly, without missing a beat: "You'll probably change your mind when you're older, Dear." Boy, was she ever right about that. She still gets to use contractions, too. Lich policy, no doubts there.


BORING!

Try not to be so hard on yourself, Doc. You will manifest a personality all your own one of these days, somehow. I have faith.

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« Reply #173 on: Yesterday at 03:11:59 AM »
Here is a true story. I am gonna tart it up a little bit, but that is okay, it is a true story, and it deserves some frills.

I am approximately nine years old. I am at the grocery store checkout line with my mother; it is nothing unusual, just a woman buying groceries with her child in tow. You have all seen this before. However, this was back in the 80s, when things were a little different. Now, I do not recall exactly why, but I am sure it was because I was bored and reading the covers of the magazines that used to be placed at the check-out area--you know, before it became uncool to be able to read. Nowadays, there's gum and candy and cellphone accessories, but it once was, there were Cosmopolitan and Ms. and Family Circle and Redbook and all that shit there.

So, we are waiting for our turn to be checked out, and I do not remember it taking very long, but I must have been bored--nine years old, remember--and I must have wanted to make a scene for attention--I know, right? Who, me?--but I do not remember any of that part. It was a long time ago, and I only remember the highlights.

I suddenly turn my gaze to my mother, and say, out of nowhere, "Mom, when I am older, I don't think I am going to want to put my penis in any woman's vagina." I say this outloud in my big-boy hey-look-at-me-voice, which I naturally still possess, although it is of course, much more developed now.

I do not remember any reactions of any nearby shoppers, I only remember my mother's response, which she dropped nearly instantly, without missing a beat: "You'll probably change your mind when you're older, Dear." Boy, was she ever right about that. She still gets to use contractions, too. Lich policy, no doubts there.


Try not to be so hard on yourself, Doc. You will manifest a personality all your own one of these days, somehow. I have faith.

Maybe I wasn’t specific enough for you. You’re boring.

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« Reply #174 on: Yesterday at 03:13:45 AM »
You’re boring.

Perhaps you should ask for a refund.

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« Reply #175 on: Yesterday at 03:22:49 AM »
Perhaps you should ask for a refund.

Asking.

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« Reply #176 on: Yesterday at 03:37:14 AM »
Asking.

We have a thread for this kind of thing. It is as though you consider yourself above the rule of law.

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« Reply #177 on: Yesterday at 03:45:10 AM »
We have a thread for this kind of thing. It is as though you consider yourself above the rule of law.

Whose law?

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« Reply #178 on: Yesterday at 04:13:25 AM »
Whose law?

Why... yours, of course. Checkmate.

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« Reply #179 on: Yesterday at 08:02:05 AM »
Why... yours, of course. Checkmate.

Those are checkers. ::)