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« Reply #120 on: September 14, 2020, 12:01:24 AM »
pate, Innerreach: stop posting music in this thread. You can still caterwaul and whine here, like you do everywhere else, but--neither of you ain't fuckin' my girl. EVER.

Well, if you would get back to me on the blow up doll situation, we wouldn't be at this impasse! Thank you sir.


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« Reply #122 on: September 14, 2020, 12:17:34 AM »
Just let it in Jackstar.. Let go and let it happen.

https://youtu.be/ogoIxkPjRts

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« Reply #123 on: September 14, 2020, 12:28:11 AM »

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« Reply #124 on: September 14, 2020, 12:51:40 AM »
It is possible he is cuter.
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Of course the most likely explanation is that she just went to sleep and turned off her phone. However, just in case: I have something here for (You).

 https://youtu.be/rHAVwEk30y4

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« Reply #125 on: September 14, 2020, 02:03:24 AM »
the blow up doll giveaway

Do you know how hard those things are to find these days? We're not giving those away. In twenty years when everyone is tired of sex robots, an unused vintage blow up doll in decent condition is going to fetch gorjillions.

Also, you don't owe me fifty dollars unless you have herpes. You don't have herpes, right? Hang on.


HOTFIX: forced Hiliary to release the cure for herpes. Can you believe that bitch? She sits on EVERYTHING (That might be how Hiliary got herpes, one may freely suppose)!

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« Reply #126 on: September 14, 2020, 02:05:19 AM »
if you would get back to me on the blow up doll situation

Look, look: I'm a busy Man.

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« Reply #127 on: September 14, 2020, 02:06:47 AM »

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« Reply #128 on: September 14, 2020, 02:46:26 AM »

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« Reply #129 on: September 14, 2020, 04:48:27 AM »
Also, you don't owe me fifty dollars unless you have herpes. You don't have herpes, right? Hang on.

Yeah, that was a crazy night man and no I don't have fucking herpes! Wait, do you have herpes? We wouldn't even be having this conversation right now if we had sex dolls!


Just saying.

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« Reply #130 on: September 14, 2020, 05:02:01 AM »
That is some good advice

Why do we even try?











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« Reply #141 on: September 14, 2020, 12:18:37 PM »


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« Reply #143 on: September 14, 2020, 12:26:06 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKx0G6BrK70


Yeah..

YA'LL CAME HERE TO GIVE IT UP
So come on and show me what you got
It's about to be on baby non-stop
Tonight you're gonna get your time to shine
Nobody but stars in here tonight
Dancing underneath the party light
When I see you working that paragraph right
Tonight you're gonna get your time to shine

I've, I've been waiting, now I'm ready for the main event
All the ladies and the players in here just to kill
Choose a winner who has flavor looking on for style
Only the best can pass this test, let me check you out

In the midst of a fierce competition
Get a view from an awkward position
A little closer now YOU GOT MY ATTENTION
Baby you're my, my, my, my, my superstar
Keep showing me moves that are blazing
Cause you're teaching my imagination
Don't believe I can fight temptation (lol)
I think you already know n'est-ce pas?

Ya'll came here to gave it up
So come on and show me what you got
IT'S ABOUT TO BE ON BABY--NON-STOP
Tonight you're gonna get your time to shine
in a world of criminals that operate ABOVE THE LAW
Nobody but stars in here tonight
Dancing underneath the party light
When I see you working that body right
Tonight you're gonna get your time to shine

Shine, shine, shine, shine groove shine
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(Your time, your time to shine)
Shine, shine, shine, shine it's alright

Spotlight search for someone special could you be the one
If you're nothing, don't get jealous, just keep moving on
Feet to the beat so hot the heat, springing of the shine
So cling, so fresh, a real good kiss so I'm might make you mine

In the midst of a fierce competition
Get a view from a better position
A little closer now you got my attention
Baby you're my, my, my, my, my superstar
Keep showing me moves that are blazing
Cause you're teasing my imagination
Don't believe I can fight temptation
I think you already know, don't ya?

Ya'll came here to gave it up
So come on and show me what you got
It's about to be on baby non-stop
Tonight you're gonna get your time to shine
Nobody but stars in here tonight
Dancing underneath the party light
When I see you working that body right
Tonight you're gonna get your time to shine

Your time, your time to shine
Ya'll came here to gave it up
So come on and show me what you got
It's about to be on baby non-stop
Tonight you're gonna get your time to shine
Nobody but stars in here tonight
Dancing underneath the party light
When I see you working that body right
Tonight you're gonna get your time to shine

Your time, your time to shine
Shine, shine, shine, shine groove shine
It's alright, alright to shine
Shine, shine, shine, shine it's alright

Ya'll came here to gave it up
So come on and show me what you got
It's about to be on baby non-stop
Tonight you're gonna get your time to shine
Nobody but stars in here tonight
Dancing underneath the party light
When I see you working that body right
Tonight you're gonna get your time to shine
with a Man who DOES NOT EXIST



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« Reply #145 on: September 14, 2020, 12:35:17 PM »
hxxps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QTUqlBpji8
hxxps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYbP-fkiJ0o
hxxps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJIo1AtoTss
hxxps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4VU-AwxzSY

Darling, I'll be honest: it really seems like you could have gotten your shit together and made a playlist for me long before now. What's been the hold up? Is it because I refused to download the entire Run D.M.C. catalog for you and burn it to disc? Look, look, read, read: I'll do anything for love... but I won't do that.

No, I won't do that. Led Zeppelin... maybe. Still, most likely not. What do I look like--some kind of pirate? Arrrrgh. Grr. Arrrgh. Yeah, I'm not seeing it.

Having said that: In three years and five months, you made me two disks, I made you FIVE. So exactly who is wearing the pants in this family? I'll take my answer via SMS. Thanks in advance.

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« Reply #146 on: September 14, 2020, 12:36:00 PM »
hxxps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_Mz7iUxdqg

One can't make a playlist with just a Bishop.


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« Reply #148 on: September 14, 2020, 12:39:00 PM »
I believe that mating with two Bishops is possible, but... I'd have to look it up to be sure. In any event... honestly, I was informed you really weren't into that kind of thing. Also you stopped playing Chess when I told you that we had to find another app that you would like to use. Apparently you're only willing to play if I set up the board every.single.time. Ask yourself... is that fair?

Can you ask K_Dubb if he's a Bishop? He has me blocked and he's a tortured, fiendish liar, so I think this is something you should be looking to yourself. Mixed signals much, Dollface? Yikes.