Topic: Music To Make Love To My Old Lady By

[Asuka Langley]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddi2Ijf35ug

[SpaceMeowMaid]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddi2Ijf35ug

No

[SpaceMeowMaid]

Those are checkers.

Fail doctor. Allopath's are the worst, go back to the bench.

[Jackstar]

Allopath's are the worst

FALSE. Amway is several levels lower. I am using the word "several" here.

[SpaceMeowMaid]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63vqob-MljQ


One of the more technologically sophisticated videos that most of you have not and/or will not appreciate, because most of the lot of you are a gang of virtue-signalling homophobes, and, thus--have never bothered to take a listen.

Such an adorable little planet. Coochie-choochie-coo!

<3<3<3<3<3

[Dr. MD MD]

Fail doctor. Allopath's are the worst, go back to the bench.

Racist.

[Camazotz Automat]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-fN-Xjpd-qE

[SpaceMeowMaid]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-fN-Xjpd-qE

1. Is your avatar of my favorite author, Tom Robbins? 2. I have always had an unexplained crush on Jack Nicholson (he's a great actor but he isn't exactly physically attractive) 3. You may be relieved to find out that Jackstar is almost never overworked and always has time to "play" 4. This song is a maybe. I do like it, but it doesn't really get the gears going, no offense.

[Jackstar]

I have always had an unexplained crush on Jack Nicholson

Oh, it's fuckin' explained at this point, all right. ox ox ox

[Dr. MD MD]

Oh, it's fuckin' explained at this point, all right. ox ox ox

Heh heh...so jelly!

[Jackstar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyJZZAenU-w

[Jackstar]

Jackstar is almost never overworked and always has time to "play"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHBoV58-h7A

Watching Evil Empires Fall Apart
Electric Six

Back in the years before blood lost all its flavor
You slipped and fell but you fell into my favor
But I chose the land between Dam and Bathsheba
Because I heard they were looking for a savior

So I focused my attentions on the wars in the west
Drew up a battle plan and put my armies to the test
You came walking through the sands and you were wearing that dress
Lost my interest in the boys and the mess
Dropped to my knees and began to confess

I control the world
You control my heart
And life was easier
Than watching evil empires fall apart
Oh yes it was

You saw that only my bloodlust could ever tear us apart
So you raided my artillery for a tranquilizer dart
You steady took your aim and shot me straight in the heart
Let your tender reign over me start

I'd spend the next twenty years with my head between your knees
All the while making sure you heard my cautionary pleas
There's a price on my head at which nobody would sneeze
'Cause I've sailed and sailed the seven seas
Accumulating so many enemies

They would fall to me
And I would fall to you
And you're the closest thing I'll ever have to Waterloo

When they write my history
Will they include all your conquests of me?

I control the world
You controlled my heart
Your light would always guide my armada in the dark
Your sight will be preserved in statues and in art
And life was easier than watching evil empires fall apart

[SpaceMeowMaid]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHBoV58-h7A

Watching Evil Empires Fall Apart
Electric Six

Back in the years before blood lost all its flavor
You slipped and fell but you fell into my favor
But I chose the land between Dam and Bathsheba
Because I heard they were looking for a savior

So I focused my attentions on the wars in the west
Drew up a battle plan and put my armies to the test
You came walking through the sands and you were wearing that dress
Lost my interest in the boys and the mess
Dropped to my knees and began to confess

I control the world
You control my heart
And life was easier
Than watching evil empires fall apart
Oh yes it was

You saw that only my bloodlust could ever tear us apart
So you raided my artillery for a tranquilizer dart
You steady took your aim and shot me straight in the heart
Let your tender reign over me start

I'd spend the next twenty years with my head between your knees
All the while making sure you heard my cautionary pleas
There's a price on my head at which nobody would sneeze
'Cause I've sailed and sailed the seven seas
Accumulating so many enemies

They would fall to me
And I would fall to you
And you're the closest thing I'll ever have to Waterloo

When they write my history
Will they include all your conquests of me?

I control the world
You controlled my heart
Your light would always guide my armada in the dark
Your sight will be preserved in statues and in art
And life was easier than watching evil empires fall apart

Oh Honey Bunny!!! That's in the top 10!!!

[Jackstar]

Oh Honey Bunny!!! That's in the top 10!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_uCgGv0QPY

[Camazotz Automat]

1. Is your avatar of my favorite author, Tom Robbins? 2. I have always had an unexplained crush on Jack Nicholson (he's a great actor but he isn't exactly physically attractive) 3. You may be relieved to find out that Jackstar is almost never overworked and always has time to "play" 4. This song is a maybe. I do like it, but it doesn't really get the gears going, no offense.

1. Yes
2. Give me the bat, Wendy.
3. I am neither relieved nor believed.
4. None taken. Gears? Where we're going we don't need gears.

[Jackstar]

Where we're going we don't need gears.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Zpryc4o04g


How can one need what one already has? The idea is strange to us.

Give me the bat, Wendy.

That's not Wendy--Wendy is in another castle! Also: I am the bat, and as you know well, I have already given myself to you long ago. I suppose we could make it a double, but, I am quite overbooked.

Campus library policy.

[Camazotz Automat]

1. Yes
2. Give me the bat, Wendy.
3. I am neither relieved nor believed.
4. None taken. Gears? Where we're going we don't need gears.

[Jackstar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yU3h5Bzz1GA

[Jackstar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kpBzUQHYtM

[SpaceMeowMaid]

1. Yes
2. Give me the bat, Wendy.
3. I am neither relieved nor believed.
4. None taken. Gears? Where we're going we don't need gears.

OMG!!! I love you!!!

[SpaceMeowMaid]

https://youtu.be/tkzY_VwNIek

[Jackstar]

OMG!!! I love you!!!

OP delivered.

[SpaceMeowMaid]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kpBzUQHYtM

😻🤩😻🤩😻

[Camazotz Automat]

OMG!!! I love you!!!

Thank you. Thank you very much.

After listening to your call on the gabcast, I can safely say l have a strong affinity for at least two parts of you:

1) Your voice. Instantly, I was transported to an ancient AOL "lounge" where I met various characters and spoke to a few via questionable landlines. (The casual decadence in your voice tone reminded me of a persona whose favorite color was hunter green. She was of the sort to suddenly take a road trip to New Orleans with her grandfather's six-shooter secreted under the driver seat.)

2.) Your right foot - majestically and eternally cast in cop-evassive lead.

Chitty
Chitty
Bang
Bang

As I told Moonmaid back then:

Anytime, baby. Welcome to the freak show.

[Jackstar]

Instantly, I was transported to an ancient AOL "lounge"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBmtqoxwqQE

When I Get to the Green Building
Electric Six

Angels and demons holding hands and whistling Dixie
We haven't had that kinda fun around here since 1960
We wait in longer lines than the Russians ever did
Selling our childrens' souls to the highest bid
I can't describe how it feels...
These songs will blare out of your eyes
When I get to the green building
My arrival will be televised
When I get to the green building
When I get to the green building
Satan's cheerleaders prancing around the maypole in December
We haven't that kind of spectacle here since I can remember
Our fearless leaders say they're equipped to the task
And every point of view on this depends on who you ask
It doesn't matter anyway
All prophecies are realized
When I get to the green building
The stars will shine out of your eyes
When I get to the green building
When I get to the green building
Isn't it interesting to see whose heart shall pass
When they try to hide them but they're made of glass
And isn't it interesting to see who lives or dies
On the rollercoasters and the water slides
And Isn't it interesting to watch them play their game
When they're all such cheaters and they have no shame
And isn't it interesting to hear the demons sing
When the doorbell rings at the green building
And Isn't it interesting
And Isn't it interesting
When the doorbell rings
At the green building
And Isn't it interesting
And Isn't it interesting

[SpaceMeowMaid]

Thank you. Thank you very much.

After listening to your call on the gabcast, I can safely say l have a strong affinity for at least two parts of you:

1) Your voice. Instantly, I was transported to an ancient AOL "lounge" where I met various characters and spoke to a few via questionable landlines. (The casual decadence in your voice tone reminded me of a persona whose favorite color was hunter green. She was of the sort to suddenly take a road trip to New Orleans with her grandfather's six-shooter secreted under the driver seat.)

2.) Your right foot - majestically and eternally cast in cop-evassive lead.

Chitty
Chitty
Bang
Bang

As I told Moonmaid back then:

Anytime, baby. Welcome to the freak show.

I love Bruce Campbell too! Ok, I am starting to feel like you are somehow exposing all my secret crushes! HOW DO YOU DO THIS?
I am slightly overdue for a trip to NOLA and although Grandpa Baldy didn't leave me a sixshooter, he did pass down an over under shotgun that is currently closer to my favorite primordial bathtub than I am, with my favorite cousins.
Green is lovely, all shades, personally I prefer Kelly over Forest, but both are very aesthetically pleasing. I don't know who Moonmaid is, but I am sure if she is anything like me, she's Golden.
Also I feel suddenly compelled to notify you that it's important to eat your greens for your pituitary glands, specifically cilantro. I like to put it in Mexican, Italian, and Indian food. Bon apetite!
Do you mean decadent like chocolate cake for breakfast, or like a 3 week stay at The Palms complete with party favors?

[Camazotz Automat]

I love Bruce Campbell too! Ok, I am starting to feel like you are somehow exposing all my secret crushes! HOW DO YOU DO THIS?
I am slightly overdue for a trip to NOLA and although Grandpa Baldy didn't leave me a sixshooter, he did pass down an over under shotgun that is currently closer to my favorite primordial bathtub than I am, with my favorite cousins.
Green is lovely, all shades, personally I prefer Kelly over Forest, but both are very aesthetically pleasing. I don't know who Moonmaid is, but I am sure if she is anything like me, she's Golden.
Also I feel suddenly compelled to notify you that it's important to eat your greens for your pituitary glands, specifically cilantro. I like to put it in Mexican, Italian, and Indian food. Bon apetite!
Do you mean decadent like chocolate cake for breakfast, or like a 3 week stay at The Palms complete with party favors?

Okay, Meow. I'm going to need you to gently put down the shotgun and the cilantro. Easy! Easy now! That's it.

Now turn your back toward me and slowly back away from the pituitary gland. That's it. You're doing fine.

Okay. Stop right there and have a lie down on that dark green velvet diamond punch pattern chaise longue. Good.

Now tell me what the hell is going on. Start from the beginning.

And no sudden moves.

I'm watching you, girly.

Don't get squirrely on me.

BTW, we both know all kinds of decadent you can be and what I mean, else you would not be here stirring the pot.

Easy! Put your phone down. You can spin up instagram later.

[Jackstar]

I am going to caution you here on your conspicuous lack of "music" in the "Music To Make Love To My Old Lady By" thread. This is not going to leave a good looking imprint on your permanent record, Whizz-Bang.

[pate]

...
Green is lovely, all shades, personally I prefer Kelly over Forest,..

deForest Kelly is a shade now, for certain, but I wonder if he is his own?

https://youtu.be/pyFIfpMviR8

[SpaceMeowMaid]

Okay, Meow. I'm going to need you to gently put down the shotgun and the cilantro. Easy! Easy now! That's it.

Now turn your back toward me and slowly back away from the pituitary gland. That's it. You're doing fine.

Okay. Stop right there and have a lie down on that dark green velvet diamond punch pattern chaise longue. Good.

Now tell me what the hell is going on. Start from the beginning.

And no sudden moves.

I'm watching you, girly.

Don't get squirrely on me.

BTW, we both know all kinds of decadent you can be and what I mean, else you would not be here stirring the pot.

Easy! Put your phone down. You can spin up instagram later.

Fine but can I at least hold on to a little snake shooter? Just for target practice, it relaxes me KEK a little 22 isn't enough to really hurt anyone. Istagram is evil. I need to quit that shit anyway. To be clear, dear, I was sharing helpful knowledge about the clearing of calcification on your pituitary. I have no interest in that Hunter S Thompson dope fiend lifestyle, so please don't take that as a threat. I did all of my experimentations, and never happened on the adrenochrome scene, thank God. I might get some ketamine treatments but other than that, I have very little on my to do list:) Your couch looks cozy. I do like that color.