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K. Dubb isn't gay

Started by AZZERAE, June 08, 2020, 01:23:29 PM

ItsOver

Quote from: whoozit on December 22, 2020, 03:37:01 PM
I have a suspicion that all Brit expats will be seduced by the fact that they can buy beer at a sporting event or that anyone can buy a butter knife and become a wee bit less Brit.
By now, they’re no doubt at the complete cuck point where the mere sight of a butter knife would cause the vapors.

albrecht

Quote from: ItsOver on December 22, 2020, 03:38:35 PM
Not to mention Speedos.


Someone should've woken up earlier and grabbed a beach chair and the towel before those Krauts got it.

K_Dubb

Quote from: ItsOver on December 22, 2020, 03:38:35 PM
Not to mention Speedos.



What a disgusting race!  I bet he won't even admit he listened even though I put in Handel for him.

whoozit

Quote from: ItsOver on December 22, 2020, 03:38:35 PM

Is that Captain Ahab’s harpoon coming in from the left?  Summon the flensers!

albrecht

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 22, 2020, 03:45:39 PM
What a disgusting race!  I bet he won't even admit he listened even though I put in Handel for him.
And Händel's countrymen likely stole all the lawnchairs and towels on the Thames during the first performance paid for by the "English" King Georg Ludwig.

Quote from: albrecht on December 22, 2020, 03:29:14 PM
Will there be a star-studded musical concert telethon from a place like Ethiopia or Biafra to raise funds for the UK?  I recall Idi Amin offered assistance during some trying times:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4132547.stm

Ha!  I never heard that one before. Kind of a shame that Douglas Dietrich couldn't save Amin from that rabid, rebel chimp army but what can you do against such a thing but die trying and lose?

Quote from: albrecht on December 22, 2020, 03:48:27 PM
And Händel's countrymen likely stole all the lawnchairs and towels on the Thames during the first performance paid for by the "English" King Georg Ludwig.


Which brought the Proms to mind. They did hold it this year but it's....empty.   :'(


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V15Ivig5Nok

albrecht

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on December 22, 2020, 04:00:54 PM
Which brought the Proms to mind. They did hold it this year but it's....empty.   :'(


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V15Ivig5Nok
Believe-It-Or-Not but it also was 'controversial' for British songs to be sung at the Proms this year. Because of BLM. Outrage by the people finally forced them to allow the traditional ending "Rule Britannia" with no people due to the Chinese virus. But amazingly some drug-addled, ex-con, porn star, and gang member who, tragically, was, apparently, killed by some bad cops in Minnesota almost caused the Brits to not sing songs about their country! Strange-But-True.

And, apparently, giving HK back didn't stop the criticism:

"Chi-chi Nwanoku, the founder of Chineke!, an orchestra whose musicians are majority black, Asian and ethnically diverse, said she could not understand why the BBC had thought it was a good idea to reinstate songs that many found offensive."





albrecht

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 22, 2020, 01:43:46 PM
Oh gawd I know, percolating over and over for hours in one of those giant vats, pure bilgewater.  Wait until those church ladies find out what the julebukk was really up to with their nanas!
https://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2020/12/21/oneita-clive-thompson-emerge-from-sanctuary-philadelphia-church-basement/

"I'm leaving the basement. This coffee is appalling. I want to go back to Jamaica for the Blue Mountain coffee!"

Innerreach

Sooo, what's the verdict on K_Dubb?


Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Innerreach on December 22, 2020, 06:01:47 PM
Sooo, what's the verdict on K_Dubb?

Gay AF...but not a Portland socialist. Speacialty coffee drinking Palm Springs capitalist. ;)

Tootsie

wow k dubb is gay
is the talk of the day


ItsOver

Quote from: Innerreach on December 22, 2020, 06:01:47 PM
Sooo, what's the verdict on K_Dubb?


He was found guilty.  Fortunately, he received probation, with community service.  Three months of sponge bathing this guy.


ItsOver


chefist

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 22, 2020, 06:20:00 PM
Gay AF...but not a Portland socialist. Speacialty coffee drinking Palm Springs capitalist. ;)




Innerreach

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 22, 2020, 06:20:00 PMGay AF...but not a Portland socialist. Speacialty coffee drinking Palm Springs capitalist.

Capitalist? That's surprising.

Quote from: ItsOver on December 22, 2020, 06:33:33 PMHe was found guilty.  Fortunately, he received probation, with community service.  Three months of sponge bathing this guy.

Cruel and unusual punishment....Even for K_Dubb.

Quote from: Tootsie on December 22, 2020, 06:31:20 PMwow k dubb is gay
is the talk of the day

Yes, yes it really has been.

Quote from: Jackstar on December 22, 2020, 06:56:46 PMProbably not raped.

Surprised me even more than the capitalist bit!

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on December 22, 2020, 06:51:02 PM
https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1341522471590260738

I don't see a capitalist from Cali whom spends his time baking, drinking superior coffee, and smoking a fine pipe in a satin purple robe as one to touch chil- be a pope.

Quote from: Innerreach on December 22, 2020, 07:11:06 PM
I don't see a capitalist from Cali whom spends his time baking, drinking superior coffee, and smoking a fine pipe in a satin purple robe as one to touch chil- be a pope.

You don't think the Pope beanie, the pipe and that smoke hand grenade would be a good look for K_Dubb?


ItsOver

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on December 22, 2020, 07:35:02 PM
You don't think the Pope beanie, the pipe and that smoke hand grenade would be a good look for K_Dubb?


Dubb could easily make it work.  Fashion the beanie into a mask and turn the hand grenade into a fashionable looking pipe.  He’d actually have us looking forward to communion services, with fresh baked gourmet treats and perfectly brewed holy coffee. 


Innerreach

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 22, 2020, 08:00:19 PM
Disqualified...and at Christmas time too. ::)

Whom are you talking to? ???

pate

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 22, 2020, 02:19:32 PM
Probably too busy buying himself some Cristmas presents with all that “voiceover” dough of his. ;)

K_Dubb, I have an experimental baking request for you, please youse yore MAGA Nay Shun:

They will be culled Cristmas Kook Keys and made with an as yet undefined "voiceover" dough;  I will attempt to make a Pepe the Frog as a cigarette smoking AnitaFascist cookie cutter that may be used to cut the Cristmas Kook Keys.  Of course they will need to be iced colorfully and artfully with that shiny icing that you have to heat up and add food coloring to, I forget what that stuff is called?  Fodant or something like that...


https://youtu.be/aUNXJ4-JJcU

Thank you in advance!

-p

ediot:  if you have not yet achieved 10 list-shunners, I will at least start your vidya/podcast and let it run for a few moments to get you that much closer to Superchat fundage &eel.



Dr. MD MD

pate, do you see that I am your friend?



Request denied.

K_Dubb

Quote from: albrecht on December 22, 2020, 03:48:27 PM
And Händel's countrymen likely stole all the lawnchairs and towels on the Thames during the first performance paid for by the "English" King Georg Ludwig.


Haha don't get me started on the Germans, that bunch of histrionic slapdancing squint-eyed turnip farmers.

K_Dubb

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 22, 2020, 06:20:00 PM
Gay AF...but not a Portland socialist. Speacialty coffee drinking Palm Springs capitalist. ;)

I found three more bags of Peet's Holiday Blend!  Capitalist, socialist, blah blah blah, you are like a dripping faucet.

K_Dubb

Quote from: Tootsie on December 22, 2020, 06:31:20 PM
wow k dubb is gay
is the talk of the day



It is all Walks's fault.  In case you hadn't noticed, I put out 45 minutes of provocative discussion on Swedish holiday traditions and does anybody want to talk about that, debate the particulars, challenge some of the outlandish claims I made, offer their own insights?  NoooOOOOOooooo it is all butt sex, all the time.  Fine, play me a tune and I know how to dance, losers.

K_Dubb

Quote from: pate on December 22, 2020, 08:37:44 PM
K_Dubb, I have an experimental baking request for you, please youse yore MAGA Nay Shun:

They will be culled Cristmas Kook Keys and made with an as yet undefined "voiceover" dough;  I will attempt to make a Pepe the Frog as a cigarette smoking AnitaFascist cookie cutter that may be used to cut the Cristmas Kook Keys.  Of course they will need to be iced colorfully and artfully with that shiny icing that you have to heat up and add food coloring to, I forget what that stuff is called?  Fodant or something like that...


https://youtu.be/aUNXJ4-JJcU

Thank you in advance!

-p

ediot:  if you have not yet achieved 10 list-shunners, I will at least start your vidya/podcast and let it run for a few moments to get you that much closer to Superchat fundage &eel.

Yes he is red and green and very festive-looking!  Thank you ever so much, that gets me to NINE come on doc!

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