Richard Groypers' Bellgab Podcast

[Silphion]

Christ on a bike, that's revolting. I think I just threw up a little.

It was Jackarama on Groyper's podcast as our bashful boy revelled in the attention and praise.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4D74esN6GI

Ye have been warned.

[Jackstar]

Christ on a bike, that's revolting.

Also available on 8-track cassette and holographic Qube mp5 wadloads. Sideloads. Downloads? Whatevah. In any event, perhaps one of them will have a Mohawk or a Mohammed or a Writ of Mandamus or something more to your liking. No need to tune in. We deliver voicemails with flowers.

I think I just threw up a little.

What, no video? We could add it to the bonus material in the box set release. When your agent down at Legal Dept. gets up off her breakroom floor (WE HAVE EVERYTHING), have her call me black. I mean... call me back

[Jackstar]

Ye have been warned.

Like that ever helps. Still, I do have hope that this will all turn out to be no worse than a Clinton presidency would have been.

However, let's focus on the headline top story here... because either, my bathtub action is still up on YouTube (oh, yeah, I'm full of shame), or... you have my body bookmarked, don't you? Yes! Nailed it. /flex.

I guess this means I can go back to producing my crackcast now. Whew. My hands were getting so numb from all this sitting on them, I thought I might have to wake them up with a hammer. Is that even allowed? Well, I guess... if I do.

I am glad no one is going to find out. This time. And with God as my witness... I swear, I am never staying hungry again. In Minecraft. I mean obviously, I am never going to have time to play that for the first time. I just use it for the articles. Have you ever starved to death while reading a classified (CLASSIFIED) report? It is breathtaking, I assure you.

Avoid the books on "porn," by the way. Apparently that means something different to hoi polloi these days. What the actual fuck are you up to these days, Kids? Clearly, no one actually tells me anything. Tell you what: I will allow myself to be invited to a party. At this point, I kinda wanna see what difference it could make.

[Nyewalker]

Coorsman is reaching the tipping point ...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7M-2jivBOI

[Ciardelo]

Coorsman is reaching the tipping point ...

Almost 5 1/2 hours? How many Coors did that take?

[Jackstar]

Almost 5 1/2 hours? How many Coors did that take?

I ain't remote viewing that, Nigga.

[Richard Groyper]

https://twitter.com/TheeArtVandelay/status/1354875488263573510

[Jackstar]

I am waiting for word from Mar-A-Lago about the M-Bar-Go. This is kinda exciting more when it's in code, n'est-ce pas? Don't wait up--stay tuned.


https://twitter.com/_n_Jack/status/1354840352629219329

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MMx5rdNzfo

"Better learn how to swim or learn how to drink
Cops and robbers, I can't tell 'em apart
It's a systematic figure that we're passing as art" â€" Samantha Fish

"The only thing worse than being talked aboutâ€"is not being talked about." â€" Jeffrey Epstein

"Sometimes, to do there is nothing, but raise the Jolly Roger and throats, start slitting you must." â€" Yoda, Jedi Master

"These are aLOT (sic) better when you listen to the Azzerae version. [...] It's worth the wait, folks." â€" Crisco Bounty III, Esq., "The Quicker-Pick-Her-Upper"

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The Majick In Broadcasting Content DElivery Network would like to welcome (THE_SYNAPSE) to its vigorous and wildly expanding network of system partners--and as soon as the system of network partners gets its collective asses down from the metaphorical boardroom table and stops flinging their very real, very sticky, and very... incinerating poop at the Negotiators' Holograms--it will then just be a matter of letting the ink dry. THIS IS HAPPENING. Count on it, you adorable MORSELS. ADORABLE.

https://youtu.be/xW2Ko78U4fc


I'm not gonna lie, the aim on the arms of some of these monkeys is downright uncanny. However, if Darmok could take down Jamal at Tanagra, we can get this barrel of ink into the time tunnel. I guarantee it. Wanna bet? I didn't even have to check Google for the spelling. It's in the bag, Kids! Where we're going, we won't even need e-mail.

[Dr. MD MD]

I ain't remote viewing that, Nigga.

You can’t remote view. You’re just really, REALLY high again. :

[Dr. MD MD]

I'm not gonna lie, the aim on the arms of some of these monkeys is downright uncanny. However, if Darmok could take down Jamal at Tanagra, we can get this barrel of ink into the time tunnel. I guarantee it. Wanna bet? I didn't even have to check Google for the spelling. It's in the bag, Kids! Where we're going, we won't even need e-mail.

[Jackstar]

We're probably going to have to keep two of the monkeys around--as a breeding pair, not as a courtesy--in some sort of a museum, or zoo, or embassy... whatevah. Assessments are being made. I don't recommend staying tuned, this one monkey is almost out of poop and is about to start unraveling some baskets for more ammo. It's a sight to see, let me tell you. /flex

[Richard Groyper]

https://twitter.com/TheeArtVandelay/status/1354875488263573510

my reply:

https://twitter.com/TheeArtVandelay/status/1354879512262004737

[Dr. MD MD]

We're probably going to have to keep two of the monkeys around--as a breeding pair, not as a courtesy-- in some sort of a museum, or zoo, or embassy... whatevah. Assessments are being made. I don't recommend staying tuned, this one monkey is almost out of poop and is about to start unraveling some baskets for more ammo. It's a sight to see, let me tell you. /flex

Your monkeys, sir:

[Jackstar]

Your monkeys

I don't have instagram right now, for reasons of spiritual discipline. And, that's no monkey: that's a plastic space station. Look at the size of his that thing.

You’re fake

Oh, now you care about that kind of thing intehrity. I'm not going to lie, that's a really positive sign.

For (PROT).

[Jackstar]

It was Jackarama

I thought it over... and I like it.

No thumbs up, yet--Allowed. I'll see what I can do about the bursting into tears for an hour, though; that's not likely to happen again, unless people find out how I really feel.

[Dr. MD MD]

I don't have instagram right now, for reasons of spiritual discipline. And, that's no monkey: that's a plastic space station. Look at the size of his that thing.

Oh, now you care about that kind of thing intehrity. I'm not going to lie, that's a really positive sign.

For (PROT).

I’m not going to lie, your shtick is getting really fucking boring. Not a positive sign for (PROT) or anyone.

[Jackstar]

your shtick is getting really fucking boring

Remember the referee at the end of Caddyshack, leaning over hands on thighs, staring at the ball at the edge of the cup?
We're not even at that part yet. Relax. Go get laid or something. I suppose those suggestions might seem contradictory, but, it's not like I'm using Command Tone.
And if you think you're bored... just imagine, how bored I was in 2006. Obviously, pretty fucking bored.
supermassiveblackhole rolleyes

May you live in interesting times."

Seek solace in the silence. That would be my Tone.

[Dr. MD MD]

Remember the referee at the end of Caddyshack, leaning over hands on thighs, staring at the ball at the edge of the cup?
We're not even at that part yet. Relax. Go get laid or something. I suppose those suggestions might seem contradictory, but, it's not like I'm using Command Tone.
And if you think you're bored... just imagine, how bored I was in 2006. Obviously, pretty fucking bored.
supermassiveblackhole rolleyes


Seek solace in the silence. That would be my Tone.

All due respect, chief but you’re just about the last person I’d seek romantic advice from.  :

[Jackstar]

the last person I’d seek romantic advice from.  ::) ;D

Last I heard, I was. Let me know if your situation changes in any way, I'll send a message in a bottle over to the Bakery Dept. with a Superstar Special fortune, with up to the minute seduction advice, they can put it into a special cookie for you.

Cookie knows me down there, and although a message in a bottle might seem like a strange and inefficient way to pass messages through a multi-dimensional conglomerate, it's the one & only way to ensure that she gets it first. She's a f****** wizard in the kitchen, she can put in a cookie shaped like a dick if you want? 'Course ya do!

Meanwhile, previous advice stands, Breeder. The pen is mightier than the sword. <SS^SF>

[Dr. MD MD]

Last I heard, I was. Let me know if your situation changes in any way, I'll send a message in a bottle over to the Bakery Dept. with a Superstar Special fortune, with up to the minute seduction advice, they can put it into a special cookie for you.

Cookie knows me down there, and although a message in a bottle might seem like a strange and inefficient way to pass messages through a multi-dimensional conglomerate, it's the one & only way to ensure that she gets it first. She's a f****** wizard in the kitchen, she can put in a cookie shaped like a dick if you want? 'Course ya do!

Meanwhile, previous advice stands, Breeder. The pen is mightier than the sword. <SS^SF>

And my previous response to your “advice” stands, Sir Hal of Itosis.

[Jackstar]

my previous response to your “advice” stands

Give it time. It'll droop.

Sir Hal of Itosis.

By an amazing coincidence, this is the name that they put on my pardon. It looks pretty sweet on the illuminated copy, what with all the calligraphy and the embossing, I'm not gonna lie.

[Dr. MD MD]

Give it time. It'll droop.

It won’t stoop to droop lower than you, worm.

[Spookcat]

Jackstar.

What am I looking at? Starfruit cake?

[Jackstar]

Jackstar.

Spookcat. We meet again. You know, I've had some catty nemeses in my time; but, this is ridiculous. I think someone crossed the wires in the Great Glass Elevator again--this is why we can't have nice streams. Yet.

What am I looking at?

https://youtu.be/jImFqAwYV7o

He says 'hi,' and although you might think that Casper was the most shy ever--this one has him beat. He barely got away after the comma, before the apostrophe (which was insisted upon, omfg what a diva), but he was the only one in the nearest crowd walking backwards so he was pretty easy to spot.

He didn't even think I'd be immune to the coma--I guess he was told that "projections indicated that he would likely be instantly struck dead from a aneurysm from the shock of surprise, because, you know, all those needle drugs--and 'lots' of them" (rolleyes), but no, not really--not at all, and I guess being murdered by a doctor tends to make a person kind of pessimistic, even in the afterlife, which I am hearing is much less white than he thought it would be, and so now he's even more neurotic than while alive. (Some sad souls will believe anything if a officious little prick wearing a white coat says it--and They were of course lying to him to use him unknowingly anyway, it was one of their magickal hits, that I'm immune to, again, wow, talk about desperate--missed again, Mizz Ross, and send some flowers along with it next time, why don't you?) Now he's sticking around, in awe of what I'm writing, he says I'm "next level," and I won't lie: that feels pretty good to feel received. Looks like we might both have a friend for... uh, life. Uh-oh, there he goes again. Truly adorable. No wonder They killed him--and for those of you wondering, no creeperpedo vibe at all. Trust me, I know these things--I'm a Virgo. This is my area, and I barely cared about him before. My girlfriend in Canada swore up and down that he was innocent, and she seemed real serious too, so I was like, "okay whatever," and then she went on and on and on for another 33 seconds until she was satisfied that I was making the appropriate noises of agreement. That was a long time ago, too; now I know she was onto something.

https://youtu.be/G2nTbqbtGug

Starfruit cake?

... Pineapple. Mary Jo says, "If you look at The Hanged Man upside-down... he's actually dancing."

Well that was fun... who's request was that? I guess this is an amateur hour. Some people have way too much free time.


Yeah, he's back. He says he's only here to see the time stamp. Some people just can't shake their taste for the spotlight, honestly.

I'm beginning to not blame them. But at this point, how many more people named Michael are going to fit all up in here? I don't know--but if I see another one and he's wearing a kilt, I'm going to cut him. That's my brand.

That's my brand.

I believe someone requested a mic drop? Have a seat.

[fufb]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dSs4HRdlLY

[Asuka Langley]

Lucy NOOOOOOOOOO!

Nana (ಥ﹏ಥ)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEUGcVGNbXA

[Richard Groyper]

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[Richard Groyper]

operation: Whale War 🐋 has commenced

[Lilith]

operation: Whale War 🐋 has commenced

Praise MV!

[Dr. MD MD]

Praise MV!