Richard Groypers' Bellgab Podcast

[Asuka Langley]

oil painted and framed: Jackstarry Night

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[Jackstar]

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[Asuka Langley]

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5Naz1Lluhg

[Silphion]

oil painted and framed: Jackstarry Night

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4D74esN6GI

[WOTR]

News story from the Babylon Bee. *Names have been changed to reflect my innocence...

Wife Keeps Wanting To Have Conversations With Her Husband But She Doesn’t Even Listen To His Podcast.

DETROIT, MIâ€"Local couple Jack and Grapefruit are having trouble in their relationship. Grapefruit wants her lover to have deep, meaningful conversations with her, but she doesn't even bother to listen to his podcast.

"Listen, I already covered all that in episode #31 of Raw Conversations With Jack," said Jack after his lover asked him how his week was and what his hopes and dreams were. "It was such a funny and heartfelt episode and you didn't even bother to listen to it! I just don't feel like rehashing it after I spent 3 hours talking into a mic and 13 hours editing it. My 12 listeners want to hear what I have to say; why don't you?" Jack said with a pout.

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-keeps-wanting-to-have-conversations-with-her-husband-but-she-doesnt-even-listen-to-his-podcast

[Lilith]

Pubini records everything. Even his mom.

Probably even your mom.

https://vocaroo.com/1lmSAy0co5mk

Priceless! 

[Jackstar]

Priceless!

146 million trillion dollars in jackstarbucks When it comes to publishing my My voicemail cloud archive, I would simply prefer not to.

Semper fi NO DEALS.

p.s.: I'm okay that she sucks.

[Jackstar]

Wife Keeps Wanting To Have Conversations With Her Husband But She Doesn’t Even Listen To His Podcast.

Advice From A Judo Master: Control The Whole.

[Richard Groyper]

https://youtu.be/D8WBp45kfhE

[Dr. MD MD]

https://youtu.be/xTHyWewjutk

I just listened to this epic podcast. Jack, you mention a UFO experience that started this all off for you (whatever this is?) but you didn’t go into any detail about it. Could you tell us what happened and why you think it’s led you here?

[Asuka Langley]

https://youtu.be/D8WBp45kfhE

based

[Asuka Langley]

I just listened to this epic podcast. Jack, you mention a UFO experience that started this all off for you (whatever this is?) but you didn’t go into any detail about it. Could you tell us what happened and why you think it’s led you here?

I was busy Sunday i missed most of this episode when it was live I'm gonna try and get though it now.

[Jackstar]

Jack, you mention a UFO experience

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BLASPHEMER
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ID: SHARDIK

[Asuka Langley]

jackstar mentioned the Johnny Cash song about building a car out of different stolen parts he used all GM stuff, sad.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18cW_yHo3PY

Well, I left Kentucky back in '49
An' went to Detroit workin' on a 'sembly line
The first year they had me puttin' wheels on Cadillacs
Every day I'd watch them beauties roll by
And sometimes I'd hang my head and cry
'Cause I always wanted me one that was long and black

One day I devised myself a plan
That should be the envy of most any man
I'd sneak it out of there in a lunchbox in my hand
Now gettin' caught meant gettin' fired
But I figured I'd have it all by the time I retired
I'd have me a car worth at least a hundred grand

I'd get it one piece at a time and it wouldn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when I come through your town
I'm gonna ride around in style, I'm gonna drive everybody wild
'Cause I'll have the only one there is a round

So the very next day when I punched in
With my big lunchbox and with help from my friends
I left that day with a lunch box full of gears
I've never considered myself a thief
But GM wouldn't miss just one little piece
Especially if I strung it out over several years

The first day I got me a fuel pump
And the next day I got me an engine and a trunk
Then I got me a transmission and all of the chrome
The little things I could get in my big lunchbox
Like nuts, an' bolts, and all four shocks
But the big stuff we snuck out in my buddy's mobile home

Now, up to now my plan went all right
'Til we tried to put it all together one night
And that's when we noticed that something was definitely wrong
The transmission was a '53 and the motor turned out to be a '73
And when we tried to put in the bolts all the holes were gone

So we drilled it out so that it would fit
And with a little bit of help with an adapter kit
We had that engine runnin' just like a song
Now the headlight' was another sight
We had two on the left and one on the right
But when we pulled out the switch all three of 'em come on

The back end looked kinda funny too
But we put it together and when we got through
Well, that's when we noticed that we only had one tail-fin
About that time my wife walked out
And I could see in her eyes that she had her doubts
But she opened the door and said, "Honey, take me for a spin"

So we drove up town just to get the tags
And I headed her right on down main drag
I could hear everybody laughin' for blocks around
But up there at the court house they didn't laugh
'Cause to type it up it took the whole staff
And when they got through the title weighed sixty pounds

I got it one piece at a time and it didn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when I come through your town
I'm gonna ride around in style, I'm gonna drive everybody wild
'Cause I'll have the only one there is around

Uh yow, Red Ryder, this is the cotton mouth
In the Psycho-Billy Cadillac come on, huh, this is the cotton mouth
And negatory on the cost of this mow-chine there Red Ryder
You might say I went right up to the factory
And picked it up, it's cheaper that way
Uh, what model is it?

Well, it's a '49, '50, '51, '52, '53, '54, '55, '56
'57, '58' 59' automobile
It's a '60, '61, '62, '63, '64, '65, '66, '67
'68, '69, '70 automobile

[Jackstar]

https://youtu.be/D8WBp45kfhE

I might be scheduled to be piloting driving in my flying object car at that time, but I'm in the database. We'll see. Hey, do you remember that time that Red told me that I shouldn't be talking on the phone while driving? Yeah, whatever, Lady, I have a hands-free device, it's legal, you're not that compelling--settle down. It was somebody else ahead of me that was driving like an idiot, not me--what you heard was me compensating for them, a.k.a. "being an awesome pilot." Is it an insurance thing? Are you legally required to pay more money in case someone flips their ride while on the phone with you? That wouldn't explain all the phone calls from truckers that Art used to take--but hey, maybe he didn't need to get more than the standard GEICO rider anyway. You would know more than I.

All that being said, as comfy as my ride is--her name is Camalilia, in case anyone is wondering, and no, my car doesn't talk, I just like the sound of the name--I think I'd prefer hi-fidelity sound on my end, and so if this is really happening again I'll try to... just stay home alone and cry myself to sleep alone and then wake up alone plug in earbuds and tape the mic to my jaw. I might say something scintillatingly fascinating again, which has been happening a lot lately, and at this point--who would want to miss any single word? I think this Age of Aquarius thing has got some legs to it; I'm not gonna lie.

Or, I'll just drive off the road into a plane crash with no survivors. Yeah, it happened to Silkwood, I guess it could happen to me... Jesus, you people are a bunch of G-ddamned pussies, you know that? Besides, that would make for some killer radio. Just kidding. It would be manslaughter.

jackstar mentioned the Johnny Cash song about building a car out of different stolen parts he used all GM stuff, sad.

Someone send Asuka a kitten. Bill it to TaintCo. Make sure it has a heavy purr and likes laps.

[Dr. MD MD]

LIAR
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LIAR

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You sure hate an awful lot for someone who claims to be a Christian. :

[Dr. MD MD]

jackstar mentioned the Johnny Cash song about building a car out of different stolen parts he used all GM stuff, sad.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18cW_yHo3PY

No, that’s really the way most employees felt about the company. It’s why we lost to the Japs in the 80s.

[Jackstar]

someone who claims to be a Christian. ::)

Show me where I have ever done this.

Pro tip: you can't.

You sure hate an awful lot

Show me where I have ever done this.

Pro tip: I only hate, hate. (This statement is actually on record.)

[Asuka Langley]

Someone send Asuka a kitten. Bill it to TaintCo. Make sure it has a heavy purr and likes laps.

[Asuka Langley]

No, that’s really the way most employees felt about the company. It’s why we lost to the Japs in the 80s.

Japs built superior automobiles.

[Dr. MD MD]

Show me where I have ever done this.

Pro tip: you can't.


Show me where I have ever done this.

Pro tip: I only hate, hate. (This statement is actually on record.)

You mention it in the podcast actually but whatever, continue to be evasive, mistakenly believing it’s “uping your street cred.” :

[Jackstar]

You mention it in the podcast actually

Link it.

[Jackstar]

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https://youtu.be/xyKddBk4UTQ?t=1033

[Jackstar]

continue to be evasive

I'm not being evasive. You're being evasive. Do you gaslight here often? 'Course you do!

Is this really what the hospital pays you for? Holy shit, are they ever wasting their fuckin' money. A monkey could handle this low-rent gutter-snipe trash-talk. Jesus!

[Dr. MD MD]

Link it.

I did above.

[Ciardelo]

I did above.

Most everything is above Jackstar, Doc.

[Jackstar]

I did above.

I see you've pivoted from "evasive" into "obtuse." Impressive. The shock treatments are working? Perhaps you could up the voltage and move the electrodes as close as possible to your scrote.

Link to the part of the podcast where I say, "I am a Christian," duh. Go on, do it. DON'T TRY. DO IT.

DO IT, (PROTECTED).

[Jackstar]

Most everything is above Jackstar, Doc. ;)

I'm definitely above his scrote.

[Dr. MD MD]

I see you've pivoted from "evasive" into "obtuse." Impressive. The shock treatments are working? Perhaps you could up the voltage and move the electrodes as close as possible to your scrote.

Link to the part of the podcast where I say, "I am a Christian," duh. Go on, do it. DON'T TRY. DO IT.

DO IT, (PROTECTED).

No. I’ve already lost interest. I guess nothing really happened back in November of 1997 and you’re just a full of shit junkie.

[Ciardelo]

No. I’ve already lost interest. I guess nothing really happened back in November of 1997 and you’re just a full of shit junkie.