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Quote from: TigerLily on April 28, 2016, 01:57:03 AM

Oh, I like her. Very nice, very nice indeed...

Quote from: norland2424 on April 28, 2016, 01:49:08 AM
its all bs to me lol but these type of guests do make me laugh

Yeah, Alex Jones is big into that. Mark Dice is another. Hell, even that idiot Mancow has gotten into this shit for fuck's sake, LOL!

Quote from: norland2424 on April 28, 2016, 01:45:42 AM
im not mocking ya here, so what is Satanism in your opinion?

He's talking LaVeyan, methinks.

Quote from: trostol on April 28, 2016, 01:44:02 AM
another fucktard that uses Satanism wrong

Haha. You got it. Lots of these around, aren't there?

Quote from: norland2424 on April 28, 2016, 01:40:05 AM
oh no satan 

Ah, you spoke too soon! There's hope yet.

WTF was that??

Quote from: trostol on April 28, 2016, 01:28:35 AM
i foresee an argument during break lol

But we won't get to hear it. Shucks... 

Quote from: norland2424 on April 28, 2016, 01:28:07 AM
right as if you know trump personally robin  :

Yeah, she's really in the tank, ain't she? Such devotion.

Quote from: TigerLily on April 28, 2016, 01:24:19 AM
Still laughing at that damn cuck atoo

It's the gift that keeps on giving... 

Quote from: TigerLily on April 28, 2016, 01:16:04 AM
Is our drizzle a little fizzle?

Just Dick and Robin tonight?
Mom and Dad gonna fight?

I hope so. That would be radio gold.

Quote from: TigerLily on April 28, 2016, 01:01:28 AM
Good evening

Good evening.

Quote from: norland2424 on April 28, 2016, 01:11:58 AM
FFS just have her speak into your fucking mic hoagie

Too logical.

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on April 28, 2016, 01:08:22 AM
Weird guy but he was interesting.

Yeah, it was a good show. You don't have to buy into it for it to be entertaining. He was VERY entertaining, LOL. 

Quote from: Juan Cena on April 28, 2016, 01:00:08 AM
You get Jerry to admit he's an alien and you're shocked Heather wants him back?

Exactly. This guy's a goddamn gold mine and she knows it, HAHAHA.

Quote from: doctor weird on April 28, 2016, 12:55:38 AM
and she invites him back? whaaaaaaaaaa 

I have no problem with that at all. That was fun. That whole line about how his being an alien is no big deal was fucking classic. I laughed my fucking ass off.

Quote from: zeebo on April 28, 2016, 12:54:27 AM
One would thinks so, but apparently old glyphs scratched on rocks is where the real action is.

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Damn, that really captures it, doesn't it? Rocks good, introspection bad. No, there's nothing in that at all. Why waste time chasing your alien heritage? There's rocks to look at!

Quote from: K_Dubb on April 28, 2016, 12:44:29 AM
I like how she asked how you found it out.  Does she not google her guests?  It's right up there.

Eh, it's just a general question you pop off for the benefit of the audience, many of whom haven't googled the guy. Art would do that alot, too. I would just come out with it and lay it on the table myself, but that's just my approach to it. Both are fine by me.

Quote from: zeebo on April 28, 2016, 12:37:47 AM
Nice one caller!  haha, got him to admit his alien origin ... Jerry's reponse: "It's no big deal, I don't make any big bones about it."

NO BIG DEAL?!?! WHAT?!?!?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Not a big part of who you are?!?! How the fuck can you say that??!? Being an alien from ANOTHER WORLD is a VERY big deal. Hell, if I was an alien and knew it the smugness I would feel over it would be so thick and palpable it would emit from my pores. I would pursue my heritage with a passion so intense it would consume me. I would be endlessly fascinated by it and would learn everything I possibly could about it. This guy? Meh, who cares. Been there, done that. What's for dinner, Kathy?  LOL.

He's fucking Superman, LOL!!!

Quote from: albrecht on April 28, 2016, 12:25:49 AM
Total BULLSHIT. Have you seen the stuff? You think we send the Assyrian stuff back to ISIS? Or other stuff, say, Eyptian? Let the Obama rebels n ISIS be curators?

I couldn't agree more. You send that stuff back it's gone forever. Those muzzie retards will destroy it faster than white on rice. It's pagan and therefore evil. Just look at what greatness they've already destroyed. Fuck 'em, it's ours now.

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on April 28, 2016, 12:28:04 AM
Anyone ask about the Indonesia = Atlantis thing that Hoagie's guest last week was talking about?

I'm afraid that's just not white enough, good sir.

Quote from: norland2424 on April 28, 2016, 12:22:01 AM
that the greeks are aliens

Nah, just Hercules and other demi-gods. What about Samson? Did Yahweh get jiggy with some sexy Jewess ? Inquiring minds want to know...

Quote from: zeebo on April 28, 2016, 12:13:44 AM
haha, could be they're using noory to brainwash the masses, making people too dumb to defend themselves while simultaneously seasoning themselves with turmeric

HAHAHA. Yeah, that would definitely get the job done, no doubt. Dumb and tasty. It all makes sense now... 

Quote from: norland2424 on April 28, 2016, 12:10:27 AM
tonight's guest and im not even joking

Is that a real caption or just a spoof? Did he actually claim that?

Quote from: doctor weird on April 27, 2016, 11:55:32 PM
you gotta buy the book 

That annoys me so deeply. I think I could blow a gasket if he said that.

Quote from: zeebo on April 27, 2016, 11:49:32 PM
It has been a guilty pleasure of mine at times.  The earlier ones were kind of plausible but later they're just reaching to map the formula onto any theme they can.  Is there anything these aliens didn't get mixed up with?

Uh.. Noory, maybe? I mean, why the fuck would aliens want THAT guy in the seat? Whatever race would do something like that has only the worst of intentions. We're talking full-on anal probes, man.

Noisey and unfriendly. And these are supposed to be advanced, space-faring folk? Ahhh...  :

Quote from: doctor weird on April 27, 2016, 11:49:12 PM
or the classic, " And what happened next? Well that's ANOTHER STORY".

I laughed so fucking hard when he said that. still laughing

I would say, "well, then get to it, fucko, I don't have all day". 

Quote from: albrecht on April 27, 2016, 11:22:52 PM
Arguably, but they certainly went to England (Anglo-Israelism) "Till we have built Jerusalem,
In England's green & pleasant Land"

AKA Christian Identity. We had alot of those nuts down here. Hell, McVeigh trained with them in Elohim City. Hysterically dumb people.

Quote from: albrecht on April 27, 2016, 11:28:26 PM
Viewers of Ancient Aliens etc also forget that people, in some areas, had more time on their hands. No tv, internet, jobs, etc and, often, in higher cultures, rulers who would say "build" or "sculpt" and that is it or no food, or worse. Build and move stuff? Why not.

I love Ancient Aliens, but I don't buy into all of it. It's just good entertainment; hell, you even learn some real, hard history from it on the side and see alot of cool things. They've done some stuff that I find intriguing and even possible, but then they fuck it up by saying shit like that the pyramids MUST have been built by aliens, or that Einstein got his genius from aliens, or aliens destroyed the dinosaurs so they could create man 65,000,000 years later [talk about long-term planning] and totally lose the plot. It's funny and sad at the same time, LOL.