Midnight In The Desert

[doctor weird]

Well done Doc W!

Thank you, thank you. Ill be here all night. lol

[Étouffée]

Hah!  Being an alien is "personal information"!

[bateman]

Nice job!  THAT was entertaining.

Wha happen?

[norland2424]

Thank you, thank you. Ill be here all night. lol

not sure if you heard it, but he claimed to be superman lol

[Juan Cena]

damnit she hung up on me

https://youtu.be/vCZ1YteCv5M


https://youtu.be/tOCCvN8YDuc

[norland2424]

Wha happen?

doctor weird called in, asked the guest if hes an alien, the fucker said he is and explained that hes superman.

[doctor weird]

Nice job!  THAT was entertaining.

Heather sounded pretty pissed too. hope I inspired a few callers at least. I wanna cringe some more lol

[Juan Cena]

He's fucking Superman, LOL!!!

Someone find me some Kryptonite.

[albrecht]

Lost City of Z is awesome. Ian had good show. And, like his Zombie show, is going to be a movie.

[bateman]

Heather sounded pretty pissed too. hope I inspired a few callers at least. I wanna cringe some more lol

Well done, sir. 

[K_Dubb]

Heather sounded pretty pissed too. hope I inspired a few callers at least. I wanna cringe some more lol

I like how she asked how you found it out.  Does she not google her guests?  It's right up there.

[doctor weird]

not sure if you heard it, but he claimed to be superman lol

shit no I didn't even hear that part! hahahaha. right after I asked "what planet are you from" she hung up on me

[bateman]

shit no I didn't even hear that part! hahahaha. right after I asked "what planet are you from" she hung up on me

I can't wait for tomorrow's angry Facebook post.

[doctor weird]

Well done, sir. 

*raises glass 

[Juan Cena]

I like how she asked how you found it out.  Does she not google her guests?  It's right up there.

Google is the devil.

[zeebo]

doctor weird called in, asked the guest if hes an alien, the fucker said he is and explained that hes superman.

but doesn't want to elaborate since it's not important to who he really is and what he does

[Mind Flayer Monk]

he claims to be an alien and his origin  story is superman's story

haha

[albrecht]

Yeah, they're nice.



If ISIS ever made it to Greece I'd change my mind.

Surely they are not
http://www.latimes.com/world/europe/la-fg-greece-jihadists-20140909-story.html
ps: I hope our politics don't prohibit our friendliness about history or Scandinavian cooking and history in general. 

[bateman]

I like how she asked how you found it out.  Does she not google her guests?  It's right up there.

It's funny, not listening to the show and just reading the thread, all this could easily be posted in the GNS thread.

[norland2424]

shit no I didn't even hear that part! hahahaha. right after I asked "what planet are you from" she hung up on me

haha that he was found in an alien pod by fort knox and a female service member adopted him. and some shit about having alien contacts but its too personal to talk about lol

[Noorynoid]

Short people with black hair that will blow you with guns?  Wow, that's scary Jerry!

[Hollow Man]

Nice one caller!  haha, got him to admit his alien origin ... Jerry's reponse: "It's no big deal, I don't make any big bones about it."

NO BIG DEAL?!?! WHAT?!?!?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Not a big part of who you are?!?! How the fuck can you say that??!? Being an alien from ANOTHER WORLD is a VERY big deal. Hell, if I was an alien and knew it the smugness I would feel over it would be so thick and palpable it would emit from my pores. I would pursue my heritage with a passion so intense it would consume me. I would be endlessly fascinated by it and would learn everything I possibly could about it. This guy? Meh, who cares. Been there, done that. What's for dinner, Kathy?  LOL.

[Juan Cena]

shit no I didn't even hear that part! hahahaha. right after I asked "what planet are you from" she hung up on me

That was like when I asked reptilian lady if her female mantis friends would rip my head off and eat it if we dated.

[norland2424]

I can't wait for tomorrow's angry Facebook post.

she got mad when bellgab was somewhat mentioned 

[doctor weird]

I like how she asked how you found it out.  Does she not google her guests?  It's right up there.

lol I know right. im just some dude, and yet somehow I found out.

couldn't have done it without you guys. I LOVE YOU ALLLLL!!!!

[K_Dubb]

Short people with black hair that will blow you with guns?  Wow, that's scary Jerry!

Don't forget grasshoppers the size of poodles.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

lol I know right. im just some dude, and yet somehow I found out.

couldn't have done it without you guys. I LOVE YOU ALLLLL!!!!

[Juan Cena]

she got mad when bellgab was somewhat mentioned 

"The Website That Must Not Be Named?"

[doctor weird]

That was like when I asked reptilian lady if her female mantis friends would rip my head off and eat it if we dated.

haha damn that was funny. honestly our highlight reel is more impressive than Heathers. I would have liked to ask him what Batman is like. now we'll never know

[Juan Cena]

haha damn that was funny. honestly our highlight reel is more impressive than Heathers. I would have liked to ask him what Batman is like. now we'll never know

Their mothers were both named Martha.