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Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84000 on: November 09, 2017, 02:02:54 PM »
I reached out to Nancy Birnes and asked her if she and Bill had wrote Jorch’s latest offering. Here’s exactly what I said:
Is it true that you and Bill ghost wrote George Noory’s book for him? We all know he’s not smart enough to write it himself. Unless of course the rough draft was turned in writing in crayon.

Her reply:
Yes. Bill wrote Journey to the Light and Worker in the Light for Noory, and I helped (uncredited) with the Late-Night Snacks cookbook.

Here’s our publishing company’s page on Noory:

http://shadowlawnpress.com/authors/noory-george/

Thanks for asking!
nb

NancyHayfield.Birnes.com 🐔


I was surprised she didn’t respond to my jab at Jorch for suggesting he’s of the crayola realm. Lol

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84001 on: November 09, 2017, 02:06:59 PM »
Don't get your hopes up.



Anybody’s better than Jorch. I’d take Michael DelGiorno (Nashville host, sucks ass from nine ‘til noon) over the Detroit Douchbag.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84002 on: November 09, 2017, 02:25:32 PM »
I follow that theory religiously.

Sorry. I hope I didn't offend you. :(


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84003 on: November 09, 2017, 03:51:12 PM »

Her reply:
Yes. Bill wrote Journey to the Light and Worker in the Light for Noory, and I helped (uncredited) with the Late-Night Snacks cookbook.






Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84004 on: November 09, 2017, 05:23:12 PM »
Sounded like Doc Wallet last night claimed he could reverse Dr. Stephen Hawking's ALS if he just took his special mix of vitamins and minerals plus ate 20 eggs/day? :o

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84005 on: November 09, 2017, 06:31:45 PM »
Sounded like Doc Wallet last night claimed he could reverse Dr. Stephen Hawking's ALS if he just took his special mix of vitamins and minerals plus ate 20 eggs/day? :o

Wow. :(  What an irresponsible ass hat.  >:(

That, in a sense, is so disrespectful to Hawking's condition...and his intellect.   Can we let Dr. Hawking know so he can read the twin shysters the riot act?

It would please me to have Noory ask Dr. Hawking why he talks like that and then get fired for such a stupid question.  :)

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84006 on: November 09, 2017, 06:37:44 PM »
I reached out to Nancy Birnes and asked her if she and Bill had wrote Jorch’s latest offering. Here’s exactly what I said:
Is it true that you and Bill ghost wrote George Noory’s book for him? We all know he’s not smart enough to write it himself. Unless of course the rough draft was turned in writing in crayon.

Her reply:
Yes. Bill wrote Journey to the Light and Worker in the Light for Noory, and I helped (uncredited) with the Late-Night Snacks cookbook.

Here’s our publishing company’s page on Noory:

http://shadowlawnpress.com/authors/noory-george/

Thanks for asking!
nb

NancyHayfield.Birnes.com 🐔


I was surprised she didn’t respond to my jab at Jorch for suggesting he’s of the crayola realm. Lol

Yes, always knew those books were 'co-written'. I'll stand by the last two turds as being solo Noory. Different publisher, too. Bits of Night Talk read like he'd dictated them at a stop light on the way home from the studio (after collecting turkey sammich), then transcribed them straight and never so much as glanced at, let alone corrected, them again.

Coloring books would have made the rating of them more bearable!

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84007 on: November 09, 2017, 11:05:34 PM »
Noory is not doing politics on his show next Wednesday.

Fake News/ Archaeological Mysteries
Wednesday - November 15, 2017
Hosted by George Noory
Guest(s): Mark Dice, Jonathan Gray
First Half: Media analyst and author Mark Dice exposes our celebrity-obsessed culture and the role mainstream media plays in shaping our lives. He'll discuss his latest work on the fake news phenomenon and the implications of mega-corporations becoming the ultimate gatekeepers of news and information.

Second Half: Explorer, archaeologist and expert in ancient mysteries, Jonathan Gray, will update his work tracking the ongoing cover-up of discoveries which don't match current academic beliefs, as well as his latest research on prophecy and how the cycles of history repeat.


 :P

Noory is the King of Fake.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84008 on: November 09, 2017, 11:16:32 PM »
Sting's personal astrologer will be on with Lee Cigar this Sunday.

I guess I'm always hoping that Premiere will end his reign
though it's Noory's destiny to be the King of Fake.

King of Fake!
He'll always be King of Fake!


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84009 on: November 09, 2017, 11:23:14 PM »
Well I stand corrected and I’m glad you so eloquently made your case. Most people have the fucking good sense NOT to waste time and resources on writing shit books, but then we are talking about the Loser of Overnight Radio. I’m surprised there wasn’t a few coloring book pages and a pack of crayons that came with the book.......

Here is a review of 5 of his books:
Malaysia book wasnt bad.  The order of the telling was awkward to me, but maybe that was because of the topic.  The citations were very impressive in their sheer number.  Now we know what he does when he sounds inattentive. The citation format was very easy to follow.  I only found one or two typos or errors in the whole, big book, and they were very small, hard to notice, and inconsequential.

But, I thought the cookbook was too hokey for a cookbook, but too lacsidaisical for a comic.  It needed to look less scrawled, and to have more color.

Worker in the Light and Journey to the Light very clearly gave credit to the co-authors on the cover.  Not ghost writing. 

Night Talk had George's tone, and included a LOT of drinking.  In chat, George said the drinking (which I think was constant), was to set a relaxed tone in the book. There are healthy ways to relax, like meditation, sleep, dreams, prayer, breathing exercises, stretching, sports, dancing, spectator sports, water parks, foot massage, neck massages, Swedish massages, touching, making out, sex, campfires, fireplaces, scented wax burners, incense, incense that immerses, vaping at 3.5 volts, baths, saunas, steam baths, pedicures, manicures, healthy food, goumet tea, gourmet coffee, taking care of pets, taking care of plants, art (graffiti?), reading, and so on...  Not just drinking.

I hesitate to read Mad As Hell because I don't want to read about drinking alcohol again.  I may have previewed it, but I can't remember.

Re:[Katzenjammer Typography &]George Noory...
« Reply #84010 on: November 09, 2017, 11:31:50 PM »
Wow. :(  What an irresponsible ass hat.  >:(

That, in a sense, is so disrespectful to Hawking's condition...and his intellect.   Can we let Dr. Hawking know so he can read the twin shysters the riot act?

It would please me to have Noory ask Dr. Hawking why he talks like that and then get fired for such a stupid question.  :)
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'Allo!
With you beiefly i am perforce.
Long story it is.
To the chase cutting am i.
Agree i that the vet un-named is showing little regard for the persona known only as Prof.Stephan Hawking.
Yet,i wish to point out the 500 lb.gorilla in the boffin holding pen here concearning the persona known as Hawking.
Statisticly,there seems to me to be no known way that an ALS sufferer could have survived this long in the desease's progress as documented in medical literature over the last century or so.
My personal hunch is that Mr.Prof.Hawking was such an useful idiot as an kind of pope of science-as-faith and public mouthpiece that,his real death many decades ago was ameliorated by the Establishment.
My belief is that he's now an series of disney-made audio-animatronic puppets and trained actors that are used to voice popisms and ex-cathedra pronounciamentos slash bulls.
Not to belittle the real man after his tragicly short career.
I leave it to other fans to define the point between the work of the man and the continued papal bulls after his hidden decease.
"B_B"
PS:Still am i ill.
PPS:NO Logo:
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Re:[Katzenjammer Typography &]George Noory...
« Reply #84011 on: November 09, 2017, 11:42:42 PM »
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'Allo!

... My personal hunch is that Mr.Prof.Hawking was such an useful idiot as an kind of pope of science-as-faith and public mouthpiece that,his real death many decades ago was ameliorated by the Establishment.
My belief is that he's now an series of disney-made audio-animatronic puppets and trained actors that are used to voice popisms and ex-cathedra pronounciamentos slash bulls...

You may be on to something.  It would certainly explain his appearances on The Big Bang Theory

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84012 on: November 10, 2017, 12:36:10 AM »

Corsi is such a bullshit artist, must have gotten his PhD from a diploma mill. He stated that a positive ID of Hitler's remains couldn't be made because 'we didn't have DNA or dental x-rays back then' Dental x-rays were common in 1945, x-ray discovered/invented in 1895.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84013 on: November 10, 2017, 12:40:48 AM »
It's not hate. Its just a waiting game for us. We're waiting on a better host to show up and do the show.

Tommee and Jorch have always taken this as hate. They couldn't be more wrong. They suck, we criticize. They suck, we coach. They refuse to listen and get defiant, and get their feelings hurt. So now it's just a stare down contest. When will Jorch sign off for the last time? Hopefully it was last night.
You honestly dont believe wishing illness and death upon someone is hate?

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84014 on: November 10, 2017, 12:51:18 AM »
Corsi is such a bullshit artist, must have gotten his PhD from a diploma mill. He stated that a positive ID of Hitler's remains couldn't be made because 'we didn't have DNA or dental x-rays back then' Dental x-rays were common in 1945, x-ray discovered/invented in 1895.

I’m pretty sure that was our very own Jorch who stated that.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84015 on: November 10, 2017, 12:57:42 AM »
It should also be noted that "Doc" Wallach is or was a vet and NEVER a board certified Medical Doctor. One thing i found disturbing is that he claimed to have also done HUMAN autopsies on top of the "thousands" of animal autopsies.  Now how can a vet perform Human autopsies without a medical license? I'd like to know.

Another thing I found highly disturbing, in his "Dead Doctors Don't Lie" tape, he makes fun of REAL doctors. For example, he describes doctors who died of Congenital heart diseases (The very reason why these people became doctors in the first place) as "Haavad" (Harvard) doctors who he claims didn't know what they were doing and were somehow part of a conspiracy of the medical establishment.

Can you smell the overt jealousy and contemptuous nature of this worm? All because he himself didn't have what it took to become a real doctor and then turns around and trashes those who accomplished what he himself could not. And all for greedy profit i should add.

You'll never hear Noory discuss this with him... oh no, that would be a big no no. It would hurt their profit sales off the gullible folk who buy into his snake-oil crap.
It is not always necessary to go to medical school to do autopsies.  The credentials are defined by each area.

Doctors are indoctrinated.  They long ago stopped honoring their Hippocratic Oath.  Doctors are also led around by a ring in their nose which is controlled by insurance companies.  I wouldn't trust most doctors.  Their training is not even respectable, as they are sleep-deprived as part of their educational process.  That's b.s.  Doctors don't have time to verify accuracy of records, either.  We still hear of wrong-side, mistaken amputations.  It probably would only take a few minutes to re-test and diagnose a limb in the surgery room to make sure it is the faulty limb.  But doctors don't take the necessary time to do that.  Even after repeated incidences over the years, and warning after warning after warning, the mainstream medical profession still does not allot doctors enough time to be careful.  Just last week a doctor here amputated a wrong limb.

When doctors remove the wrong limb, the patient still needs the other limb amputated, so the poor patient  become a double amputee.  They start out being scheduled to become a person with one leg who can stand while using a crutch if they have to, like to reach for an item in a cupboard or to view themself in the bathroom mirror.  But, when the wrong leg is amputated, the victim accidentally becomes a person with no legs who can't even stand to look out the front door peephole or look through a window.  Or reach for a high item on a grocery shelf.  Or get something out of the medicine cabinet.

Due to the culture of the medical profession, and its disrespect of caution, similar horrors happn when the wrong arm is amputated.  Suddenly, a patient who was planning to have one arm left is mistakenly going to have no arms by the time the surgeries are finished.  Because the sick arm still has to go.  That patient had thought that after their surgeries, they would still be able to open door knobs, answer phones, make a meal, wipe while toileting, scratch an itch...  suddenly finds themself unable to perform any of that at all....  because of negligence of the mainstream medical profession such as the one I heard about last week.  Even after all the times the medical profession has been warned.

I dont know how anyone can respect a profession that still engages in criminal butchery, making helpless double amputees out of good people who paid their insurance premiums all those years.  No other profession could get away with repeated warnings about this, still let it happen, and still be a "respected" field.

This is just one example of the maladies of the mainstream medical profession.  Here are many other serious flaws in the system, such as their inadvertent creation of antibiotic-resistent super infections like MRSA, WHICH ARE USUALLY CAUGHT IN THE HOSPITAL.  The saddest thing of all is when doctors don't tell patients that infections can be cured in other ways besides just antibiotics.  Infections can be killed with an acid/alkaline diet, garlic, rest, heat/vibration, echineacea, oil of oregano, menthol, eucalyptus, tea tree oil, poultices, sun, Vitamin E (including palm fat/oil) and probably a lot of other things.  And items on that list can be used at the same time without adverse negative effects.

And you know that they dont even prescribe anti-fungals (yeast, thrush, candid) when they prescribe antibiotics.  Even though many elderly people in hospitals die of thrush and yeast infections WHICH THEY CAUGHT FROM THE HOSPITAL!!! In other countries, antifungals are always prescribed when antibiotics are prescribed.  Because antibiotics kill the good bacteria which keeps yeast fungus in check.  People might nlt think yeast is a problem.  I have heard doctors lie, "Our country doesnt have issues with fungal infections (like yeast)."  Then I GUESS THEY ARENT WOMEN NOW, ARE THEY.  OH GEE, THATS ONLY HALF THE POPULATION.  And, yeast (fungal) infections are very common in the elderly, especially after they go to hospital.  Tons of elderly die of thrush and yeast every year.  Without being advised of anti-fungal options like eliminating simple carbs, tea tree oil, vinegar water, changes in hygiene, oil of oregano, and probably many other things. 

Half the time, doctors dont even tell patients to be sure to eat probiotics during antibiotic regimens.  And that is basic information by modern standards.  Patients need good bacteria in their gut.  Doctors aren't held accountable for caring about these important things.  Because there is no profit in it and because the insurance companies don't have a stake in such common sense.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84016 on: November 10, 2017, 02:11:24 AM »

Corsi is hard to stomach, like all conspiracy 'researchers' he will grasp onto any 'evidence' no matter most of it is complete red herring but the more you shit out of your mouth to a naive audience the more effective you are I guess. So Jorch pins him down asking him if he's confident that Hitler escaped to Argentina which prompted Corsi to run through a litany of his reasons which included 'My wife is Italian. She was born in Argentina.' LOL his wife was either not even born or a child and what the hell does the fact she was born in Argentina have to do with Hitler surviving and escaping there? Nothing of course but to a flimflam artist who looks on his marks as idiots just having an Argentine wife makes you more credible.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84017 on: November 10, 2017, 03:01:03 AM »
Noory Illiteracy Moment #3,544

The guest has written a book about the 1964 UFO sighting by policeman Lonnie Zamora. Jorch brings up some other more recent UFO sighting reported by several cops. Jorch believes police and military witnesses are more credible witnesses, which may be true, Jorch says 'When police report these things it changes the complexity of it doesn't it'  So sorry Jorch, the word we were looking for was 'complexion', you lose $200.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84018 on: November 10, 2017, 06:30:25 AM »
You honestly dont believe wishing illness and death upon someone is hate?

Nope. It's not hate. It's just wishing for a better outcome for us.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84019 on: November 10, 2017, 09:55:09 AM »
I reached out to Nancy Birnes and asked her if she and Bill had wrote Jorch’s latest offering. Here’s exactly what I said:
Is it true that you and Bill ghost wrote George Noory’s book for him? We all know he’s not smart enough to write it himself. Unless of course the rough draft was turned in writing in crayon.

Her reply:
Yes. Bill wrote Journey to the Light and Worker in the Light for Noory, and I helped (uncredited) with the Late-Night Snacks cookbook.

Here’s our publishing company’s page on Noory:

http://shadowlawnpress.com/authors/noory-george/

Thanks for asking!
nb

NancyHayfield.Birnes.com 🐔


I was surprised she didn’t respond to my jab at Jorch for suggesting he’s of the crayola realm. Lol
Nancy has an account here, nbirnes, but she hasn't posted since last year.  From what I recall, the Birnes and Jorch had a "falling-out" of some sort with good 'ol Jorch around the time of his "classhic" cookbook, at least with doing the books for Jorch. 

Re:[Katzenjammer Typography &]George Noory...
« Reply #84020 on: November 10, 2017, 10:00:40 AM »
Statisticly,there seems to me to be no known way that an ALS sufferer could have survived this long in the desease's progress as documented in medical literature over the last century or so.
My personal hunch is that Mr.Prof.Hawking was such an useful idiot as an kind of pope of science-as-faith and public mouthpiece that,his real death many decades ago was ameliorated by the Establishment.
My belief is that he's now an series of disney-made audio-animatronic puppets and trained actors that are used to voice popisms and ex-cathedra pronounciamentos slash bulls.
Not to belittle the real man after his tragicly short career.

I've never been such a huge Hawking fan but that never occurred to me before but yeah, he should've been dead years ago. This conspiracy theory has legs!  ;)       

Re:[Katzenjammer Typography &]George Noory...
« Reply #84021 on: November 10, 2017, 10:09:32 AM »





that never occurred to me before


... do you even lift, Bro?

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84022 on: November 10, 2017, 10:22:08 AM »
Nancy has an account here, nbirnes, but she hasn't posted since last year.  From what I recall, the Birnes and Jorch had a "falling-out" of some sort with good 'ol Jorch around the time of his "classhic" cookbook, at least with doing the books for Jorch.

What are we supposed to think about someone who would work with George Noory to put out his phony books? 

Now that they've had a falling out with the Snorge we're supposed to take them seriously?

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« Reply #84023 on: November 10, 2017, 10:23:42 AM »






... do you even lift, Bro?

No, I don't lift weights anymore but still exercise in other ways.  ;)

Re:[Katzenjammer Typography &]George Noory...
« Reply #84024 on: November 10, 2017, 10:29:38 AM »






... do you even lift, Bro?

If I'm following this correctly, the people who made the Hawking muppet thought the lower teeth positioned in this manner would make it look more realistic. 

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84025 on: November 10, 2017, 10:31:27 AM »
What are we supposed to think about someone who would work with George Noory to put out his phony books? 

Now that they've had a falling out with the Snorge we're supposed to take them seriously?
Just stating my understanding of why the Birnes aren't pretending to be Jorch anymore, at least for his trash books. I'm not trusting the Birnes to take out my trash or perform brain surgery.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84026 on: November 10, 2017, 10:47:16 AM »
I can't believe I found this place!  Thank god there are other people out there that agree that George freaking Noory is nothing more than a multilevel marketing jackass.  He does 5 shows a week and how many of them are health related?  Yeah, I am going to take health advice from a radio show profiting off of the products that are being discussed.

And his freaking dating sites????  Seriously!  Then his "TV" show and then "Coast insider"  This guy is preying on the weak minded and exploiting them for every dime they have.

And how about his "experts" he brings in to discuss topics in the news?  Where the hell did he find these clowns?  and the subjects he ties them to are such bad fits that you almost feel sorry for them.

I quit listening 2 months ago after listening to Art and then George for half my life and I will probably never tune back in.  Especially when the people he has filling in for him are actually 10x's better than he is. 

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84027 on: November 10, 2017, 10:57:11 AM »
I can't believe I found this place!  Thank god there are other people out there that agree that George freaking Noory is nothing more than a multilevel marketing jackass...
Welcome.  Post often.  Praise MV.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84028 on: November 10, 2017, 11:01:18 AM »
Thank you and I will.

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« Reply #84029 on: November 10, 2017, 11:06:55 AM »
Thank you and I will.

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