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Midnight In The Desert

Started by Falkie2013, December 12, 2015, 01:13:40 AM

WeinerInHand

Quote from: whoozit on May 31, 2018, 04:03:17 AM
f they match in jaw, he must be her pa.

Lips ... Nose ... Ears ...

WeinerInHand

Quote from: whoozit on May 31, 2018, 04:03:17 AM
f they match in jaw, he must be her pa.

Lips ... Nose ... Ears ...


Father Jack

In response to an earlier post by SciFiAuthor concerning the grave. I really don't know what the Catholic church's stand on burial options is now. You must understand that I've been away from the church since 1969 and much has probably changed. Used to be they frowned on cremation, but it seems to be ok now. Under the current heretic....er, pope, things have been relaxed now that used to get you a one-way ticket to perdition. Remember that the church is still about controlling all aspects of life and always has been. In short, I'm not up to speed on current church doctrine. I only look at it as an unrepentant agnostic.

GravitySucks

Quote from: Father Jack on May 31, 2018, 12:43:53 PM
In response to an earlier post by SciFiAuthor concerning the grave. I really don't know what the Catholic church's stand on burial options is now. You must understand that I've been away from the church since 1969 and much has probably changed. Used to be they frowned on cremation, but it seems to be ok now. Under the current heretic....er, pope, things have been relaxed now that used to get you a one-way ticket to perdition. Remember that the church is still about controlling all aspects of life and always has been. In short, I'm not up to speed on current church doctrine. I only look at it as an unrepentant agnostic.

Have you ever fead Brennan Manning’s book, “The Ragamuffin’s Gospel”?

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Father Jack on May 31, 2018, 12:43:53 PM
In response to an earlier post by SciFiAuthor concerning the grave. I really don't know what the Catholic church's stand on burial options is now. You must understand that I've been away from the church since 1969 and much has probably changed. Used to be they frowned on cremation, but it seems to be ok now. Under the current heretic....er, pope, things have been relaxed now that used to get you a one-way ticket to perdition. Remember that the church is still about controlling all aspects of life and always has been. In short, I'm not up to speed on current church doctrine. I only look at it as an unrepentant agnostic.

It's OK. He's just a boring hack anyway. ;)

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on May 31, 2018, 12:23:35 PM
Apparently not, he was talking about the show

Looks like he failed. The subscriptions kept dropping with his legacy in place.

Father Jack

I notice on Heather's new website design that there is no picture of her. Is she so gruesome looking that a picture of her would scare little children? Or does she need to be incognito to avoid being mobbed by millions of rabid fans?

Asking for no one at all

Bluejay

Quote from: Father Jack on May 31, 2018, 01:07:24 PM
I notice on Heather's new website design that there is no picture of her. Is she so gruesome looking that a picture of her would scare little children? Or does she need to be incognito to avoid being mobbed by millions of rabid fans?

Asking for no one at all
Maybe she is camera-shy?

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Father Jack on May 31, 2018, 01:07:24 PM
I notice on Heather's new website design that there is no picture of her. Is she so gruesome looking that a picture of her would scare little children? Or does she need to be incognito to avoid being mobbed by millions of rabid fans?

Asking for no one at all

Someone repost that high school pic. ;)

Father Jack

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on May 31, 2018, 01:14:14 PM
Someone repost that high school pic. ;)

Oh yeah, I've seen that one. Hard to tell her gender....looks almost boyish. She claims to be half Chinese, Half Okie as if all Okies looked alike.

WeinerInHand

A tough morning, some inspiration, and a surprise guest...

Doomed

Quote from: GravitySucks on May 31, 2018, 02:27:30 AM
Noone has ever observed electrons coming out of a wire as far as I can tell.
I once accidently zapped myself while disconnecting a 24 volt system on an army deuce and a half. Trust me, I saw electrons!
I also saw god, a Leave it to Beaver rerun, Britney Spears riding a Vespa, a giant tribble, and Richard C Hoagland. Freaked me out so
bad I now put on a rubber suit just to turn on the bathroom light.

Father Jack

Quote from: WeinerInHand on May 31, 2018, 01:17:38 PM
A tough morning, some inspiration, and a surprise guest...

I suppose Davenport is also her very very good friend.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: Father Jack on May 31, 2018, 01:20:10 PM
I suppose Davenport is also her very very good friend.

He gets you more fucked up than Ambien. Ten minutes of that tedious old fossil and I'm out like a light.

albrecht

Quote from: SredniVashtar on May 31, 2018, 01:21:45 PM
He gets you more fucked up than Ambien. Ten minutes of that tedious old fossil and I'm out like a light.
But all of the reports are so "interesting."

SredniVashtar

Quote from: albrecht on May 31, 2018, 01:22:32 PM
But all of the reports are so "interesting."

Three hours of passive radar talk and lights in the sky. With Heather's incomparable interviewing skills to cap it all. Hallelujah!

WeinerInHand

Quote from: Father Jack on May 31, 2018, 01:20:10 PM
I suppose Davenport is also her very very good friend.

I would like to hear YOU on a gabcast.
- Your intro to religion and entrance into the church.
- Your dissolution and departure.
- Your good/bad points on popular religion.
- Your personal theological natures and opinion.

I think that would be an interesting tale.

SergeantMajor

If it is like last night’s train wreck, it will be interesting for a few minutes

El Chorro

Quote from: albrecht on May 31, 2018, 11:45:16 AM
Jose Escamilla? Ha. You know Art told us "rods" were definitely real and Jose had proved it. One of the, somewhat, rare times in which Art totally vouched and proclaimed truth.  :(   Since then he had some moon conspiracy film  I think but that was many years ago. Not sure what he is doing these days.

I think I'd heard that Art died.

Father Jack

Weiner,

If I did go on a Gabcast it would be so coma-inducing as to cause people to form militias to go out and snuff me.

Bluejay


El Chorro

Quote from: WeinerInHand on May 31, 2018, 01:17:38 PM
A tough morning, some inspiration, and a surprise guest...

Davenport is going to be on?? For four hours?? He better be hooked up to an external power source.

WeinerInHand

Quote from: Father Jack on May 31, 2018, 01:31:49 PM
Weiner,

If I did go on a Gabcast it would be so coma-inducing as to cause people to form militias to go out and snuff me.

Father Jack

Oh, yes! Davenport's soporific droning coupled with Heather's.....whatever it is.... would be radio at it's best, you betcha.

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: a is jump on May 31, 2018, 09:10:26 AM
She believes in magic again, Joshua P. Warren convinced her on Tuesday night.

I swear I had a dream last night about her "I don't believe in magic anymore" line, but I can't begin to remember what it was.

Father Jack

Quote from: Liberace on May 31, 2018, 01:36:59 PM
I swear I had a dream last night about her "I don't believe in magic anymore" line, but I can't begin to remember what it was.

Nor should you.

El Chorro

Heather's new site works great on smart phones


albrecht

Quote from: El Chorro on May 31, 2018, 01:38:18 PM
Heather's new site works great on smart phones


Actually that is a real photo of Peter peeking out from his missile silo.

Pizzapunch

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I think Lasha just tried to start an international incident

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