Midnight In The Desert

[El Chorro]

Then why is it such a shitstorm?

Living up to its name.

[SredniVashtar]

Please have your people contact my people and include a sample voice check. I need to determine if that Afrikaans accent has any redeeming ASMR qualities. And pics. Lots of pics.

No, that accent is an unspeakably guttural horror. I think that's the reason we went over there and gave them a good bayonetting.

[GravitySucks]

No, that accent is an unspeakably guttural horror. I think that's the reason we went over there and gave them a good bayonetting.

So you are saying I should stick with my Steph Young obsession?

[PaulAtreides]

Looks like you've got lots of free time with just that one client.

Yes, it's an easy, lucrative gig.  Unlike your job swapping out urinal cakes on the 3 AM shift at Denny's.

[SredniVashtar]

So you are saying I should stick with my Steph Young obsession?

I sometimes forget how horrible the Saffers are, but that's only because God inflicted Australians on us.

[Roswells, Art]

Immm nope.

[Yorkshire pud]

I sometimes forget how horrible the Saffers are, but that's only because God inflicted Australians on us.

I was asked if I was Australian the other day in Home Depot. 

[whoozit]

I was asked if I was Australian the other day in Home Depot. 

Did you punch them?

[Yorkshire pud]

Did you punch them?

No, I smiled sweetly as I always do and told them I was English...I was once asked if I was Irish, and when I said no, I'm English, she asked if I was sure..

[Inglorious Bitch]

Yes! Louise is my spirit animal. 

[GravitySucks]

I was asked if I was Australian the other day in Home Depot. 

Who thought that Queen Elizabeth was from Australia?

[SredniVashtar]

I was asked if I was Australian the other day in Home Depot. 

Ouch! There are drawbacks to sounding common then. I thought you normally had all these misguided females swooning at your (clog-wearing) feet.

[casbag]

Karen was lying

[GravitySucks]

Karen was lying

About what?  Is this the Nye County Sheriff?

[aldousburbank]

Karen was lying

About?

[GravitySucks]

About?

Hold it mister. Get in line.

[ranger_star]

No, I smiled sweetly as I always do and told them I was English...I was once asked if I was Irish, and when I said no, I'm English, she asked if I was sure..

The Irish are so sneaky that you could be one of them and not even know it...

[PaulAtreides]

It's one of those rare weekends where MdMd puts the wheels on his house and ventures forth into the light.

[Bluejay]

It always gives me a warm feeling inside to witness love blooming on BellGab.

[Yorkshire pud]

Ouch! There are drawbacks to sounding common then. I thought you normally had all these misguided females swooning at your (clog-wearing) feet.

It was a bloke who looked like he was from the village people..Maybe just coincidence, eh?

[whoozit]

So, as a Bellgabber, how am I supposed to feel about a replacement to Art’s replacement?

[Roswells, Art]

Yes! Louise is my spirit animal. 

Haha, yeah, that puts my wolf totem to shame.

[Jackstar]

Yes, it's an easy, lucrative gig.

Oh, look, look, there it is, there it is--the virtue.

[Yorkshire pud]

Who thought that Queen Elizabeth was from Australia?

I know right? She just owns Australia.

[Yorkshire pud]

So, as a Bellgabber, how am I supposed to feel about a replacement to Art’s replacement?

Feel? We don't need no stinkin feel.

[Inglorious Bitch]

So, as a Bellgabber, how am I supposed to feel about a replacement to Art’s replacement?

You need to start a "sucks" thread.

[GravitySucks]

So, as a Bellgabber, how am I supposed to feel about a replacement to Art’s replacement?

Well, if you are going to prejudge them you only have like two days.

[Bluejay]

Heather has not posted to twitter in 6 days. wow. 5 days off FB, too.

[GravitySucks]

You need to start a "sucks" thread.

Merge them all “Art’s replacement sucks”

[Yorkshire pud]

Merge them all “Art’s replacement sucks”

The replacement of Art's replacement sucks?